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tuxgrl
Over 90 days ago
Female, 38
United States

About

I'm a 24 year old escaped mental patient. I've heard this place is a virtual meat market, and I'm starving. If you've PMd me, and it's caused my browser to refresh, losing all that I'd done so far, you don't have a snowball's chance in hell of talking to me, you fucking suck. You're an Irish rebel, and you smell of elderberries. This is all bout me though huh? OK. I'm a smart ass. I am a slut, just ask one of my best friend's ex girlfriend. It wasn't supposed to happen, but if she'd have been taken care of him, I wouldn't have felt obligated to. Not justifying, just merely stating the facts as they are. We were drunk. And high. Shit happens, right? I am fun to get to know, and depending on my present state of mind, will either 1) make you laugh 2) make you cry or 3) piss you off. Hopefully not at me, though it does happen. The fourth thing would be to make you horny, that's been known to happen too. Though unless I know you, I don't want to know about it, so don't tell me. About PMs, I ignore them. Please email me, or drop a hint in the forums or a chat room, we'll bounce a few emails around, and we'll see how it goes, OK? If you're looking for cyber, and that's all, or if you're looking to just go from 0 to rated X faster than a rabbit fucking, I am so not your girl.

Interests
Hanging out, getting high. Sometimes getting laid, lol. Mostly behave myself though. I read a little of everything, but like Stephen King the best. I'm into horror and chick flick type movies. I like video games sometimes. I stay home a lot, and don't get to go out often, as I have a 2 year old who is everything to me. While I try to be responsible, things do tend to happen. I hope he doesn't end up too corrupted. He's got a fucked up Mom without the pot and alcohol, so he probably doesn't have a prayer, but one can hope.

Favorite Books
Insomnia, Salems's Lot, Misery, Christine, Life of Pi, Building Hookahs for Dummies, Lifestyles of the Brainfried and Homeless, LOTR (Yeah! They're books too!!), Any Douglas Adams book. Most of John Grisham's stuff. Who Glocked TuPac?, Where The Red Fern Grows, To Kill a Mockingbird, Lots of other stuff.

Favorite Movies
Saw, White Noise, A Haunting in Connecticut, Poltergeist, Aline, The Notebook, Under The Tuscan Sun

Favorite Music
Rap, Alternative, some country,

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