"you are 42 years old" haha this is accurate. I was pretty much always way mature for my age. But yet I look young...

Are you male or female? Female
How old are you? 20
How many times a week do you masturbate? It depends on my moods. Sometimes every day, sometimes multiple times per day, sometimes not.
How many times do you orgasm each time you play? usually more than just once.

Where do you masturbate:
In bed? Yes
In the shower? Yes
In the bath? I only take showers.
Outdoors? haven't yet.
At work? thought about it...
Every room in the house? yes
In a car while traveling... ? nope.

What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? i did when I had one. but now I don't so no.
A friend? yes
A friend's spouse? no.
A stranger? sometimes
A student? if you mean a girl of legal age dressed in a schoolgirl outfit yes.
A member of the same sex? yes
A past lover? yes

What position do you play in:
On your back? yes (mostly)
Standing? yes(in the shower)
Kneeling? maybe like once or twice, idk
Sitting? yes
Lying on tummy? yes

How do you play:
With left hand? yes
With right hand? yes
With a toy? sometimes
With water from bath? from the showerhead.
Written erotica? yes
Pictures? not really
Movie clips online? sometimes
Videos? yeah
Something on TV? sometimes

What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman? meh. if the woman is really hot then i'll just watch her.
Gay or lesbian sex? lesbian yes. gay no.
Group sex or orgies? sure
Blow jobs/oral sex? not blow jobs. ew.
Cumshots? no.
Anal? nah
Interracial? depends on my mood
Age play? huh? like older and younger? idk what this means so I guess not lol?
S&M? sometimes. but not like the extreme kind.
Role playing? sometimes.
Kinky? sometimes

Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? nah
A chat room dialogue? yeah
Exchanged stories or pictures? yes

Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? almost. that was scary.
Masturbated for a man/woman? yes (woman)
Masturbated for the same sex? yes
Masturbated in a group? no
Masturbated for a photo? yes
Masturbated for a webcam? yes
Masturbated for a video? yes

Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? Yes
Insert something or play with your ass? nah
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? nah. sometimes i bite my pillow if i think i'll moan loudly.
Use pain as a method of playing? nah

For men and women:
Do you taste your cum? Yes
When was the last time you masturbated? in the shower last night
Are you wet or hard now? sadly no:/ I hate once a month stuff.
Are you going to masturbate now? i wish.
Are you a masturbation addict? possibly lol
What is the most you have played in one day? idk i dont really keep track, but theres been a few days where i just stayed home and played all day:p

Love

Maybe this time I'll winnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

#7 and also HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

candy is my biggest weakness. I always seem to involuntarily throw chocolate bars in the shopping cart every time I go to the store. And if it isn't chocolate, it's some other type of candy. I definitely have a sugar addiction.

my cats do understand English. they ignore it, but they understand it.
Mine do too. I'm sure they know what "NO" and "Off the table" mean by now, but they have selective hearing lol

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Starry Eyed- Ellie Goulding

cake and frosting

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Added 03 May 2012 | Category Love Poems | Votes 12 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 456 | 8 Comments

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Added 07 Jun 2011 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 12 | Avg Score 4.75 | Views 3,468 | 8 Comments

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Added 21 Jul 2011 | Category Lesbian | Votes 13 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 3,857 | 8 Comments

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Added 19 Feb 2012 | Category Love Poems | Votes 8 | Avg Score 5 | Views 440 | 6 Comments

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Added 29 Dec 2011 | Category Love Stories | Votes 20 | Avg Score 4.83 | Views 1,582 | 15 Comments

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