Follow me on tumblr: giraffeicorn.tumblr.com Once upon a time, there was a girl named Megan. Yes, good guess, captain obvious, I am talking about myself=P If you haven't figured it out, I speak fluent sarcasm. This doesn't mean I'm always sarcastic, but chances are if I call you bitch, it is a term of endearment. I don't really fit into any stereotypes or fall under labels. So I made up a label of my own... I am a Temstick (a combination of femme, lipstick, chapstick, and tomboyish)- A lesbian who typically prefers girly looking girls over masculine type girls. Temsticks sometimes wear dresses and skirts, but sometimes are a bit more tomboyish. Sometimes they wear makeup and sometimes they don’t. I really like chocolate, and cats. I just realized that made it sound like I eat cats. NO. omg no. Terrible. Let me rephrase that. I like cats. I also enjoy chocolate. That's better. If you haven't figured out that I am a dork and a total goofball by reading thus far, then maybe you aren't captain obvious after all. So moving along, I like photography, music, glee, pretty little liars, new girl, greys anatomy, oth, and other shows too probably that i can't think of off the top of my head... I like the sky and nature and stuff, but I absolutely HATE bugs. Especially spiders. shudders Other things I enjoy are things like painting, creating artsy stuff, tumblr, giving advice, making people laugh and smile when they are feeling down, watching football (both the american kind and the USA women's soccer team kind because Alex Morgan is sexy) writing, etc. I can go on for a while here... I'm working on being happy with how I look. This is a struggle for me because I was bullied a lot and never really had a great friend (besides ones I have made online, because most of them are awesome) I'm not playing the victim card, but I just want to say that words really do hurt. So if you say hurtful things to people, stop. Even if you say you are joking, it really isn't funny, at least not to that person you are "joking" about. Don't talk before you know their story. Just an example: I was told most of my life multiple times a day how fat and ugly I was. As a result, I hate the way I look. I diet, and weigh myself every single day, and try not to look in the mirror cause I have learned to dislike what I see because of what I have been told. I have gotten to the point of feeling so terrible I have considered taking my own life, and also self harm. I have been diagnosed with depression, and it is a constant battle as of now, but I am determined to kick depression in the ass. I am still trying to figure out who I am, which I may never figure out cause I'm a hot mess of confusion. If you would like to know anything else about me, then just ask me. Feel free to inbox me. I am normally extremely shy at first, and I am quite awkward and usually don't have much to say, but I promise you, despite the awkward shyness, I am an extremely nice and caring person, even to the people who don't deserve my kindness.
"you are 42 years old" haha this is accurate. I was pretty much always way mature for my age. But yet I look young...
Are you male or female? FemaleHow old are you? 20How many times a week do you masturbate? It depends on my moods. Sometimes every day, sometimes multiple times per day, sometimes not.How many times do you orgasm each time you play? usually more than just once. Where do you masturbate: In bed? YesIn the shower? Yes In the bath? I only take showers.Outdoors? haven't yet.At work? thought about it...Every room in the house? yesIn a car while traveling... ? nope. What do you fantasize about when you play: A significant other? i did when I had one. but now I don't so no.A friend? yesA friend's spouse? no.A stranger? sometimes A student? if you mean a girl of legal age dressed in a schoolgirl outfit yes. A member of the same sex? yesA past lover? yesWhat position do you play in: On your back? yes (mostly)Standing? yes(in the shower)Kneeling? maybe like once or twice, idkSitting? yesLying on tummy? yesHow do you play: With left hand? yesWith right hand? yesWith a toy? sometimesWith water from bath? from the showerhead.Written erotica? yesPictures? not really Movie clips online? sometimesVideos? yeahSomething on TV? sometimesWhat is your favorite porn: Straight sex between man and woman? meh. if the woman is really hot then i'll just watch her.Gay or lesbian sex? lesbian yes. gay no.Group sex or orgies? sureBlow jobs/oral sex? not blow jobs. ew. Cumshots? no.Anal? nahInterracial? depends on my moodAge play? huh? like older and younger? idk what this means so I guess not lol?S&M? sometimes. but not like the extreme kind. Role playing? sometimes.Kinky? sometimesHave you ever masturbated to: Email messages? nahA chat room dialogue? yeahExchanged stories or pictures? yesHave you ever: Been caught masturbating? almost. that was scary. Masturbated for a man/woman? yes (woman)Masturbated for the same sex? yesMasturbated in a group? noMasturbated for a photo? yesMasturbated for a webcam? yesMasturbated for a video? yesDo you ever: Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? YesInsert something or play with your ass? nahInsert something in mouth when masturbating? nah. sometimes i bite my pillow if i think i'll moan loudly.Use pain as a method of playing? nahFor men and women: Do you taste your cum? YesWhen was the last time you masturbated? in the shower last nightAre you wet or hard now? sadly no:/ I hate once a month stuff.Are you going to masturbate now? i wish.Are you a masturbation addict? possibly lol What is the most you have played in one day? idk i dont really keep track, but theres been a few days where i just stayed home and played all day:p
Maybe this time I'll winnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
#7 and also HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
candy is my biggest weakness. I always seem to involuntarily throw chocolate bars in the shopping cart every time I go to the store. And if it isn't chocolate, it's some other type of candy. I definitely have a sugar addiction.
my cats do understand English. they ignore it, but they understand it. Mine do too. I'm sure they know what "NO" and "Off the table" mean by now, but they have selective hearing lol
Starry Eyed- Ellie Goulding
cake and frosting
I can't. I don't. I won't. Figure it out. I have no doubt. She is. What words. Can't describe. I try. I want. I need. To finally find. No peace of mind. She is. Still nothing. Words can describe. I search. I wander. I beg. For some phrase. All is a haze. She is. Everything. I can't describe. Higher than heaven. Stronger than expression. More descriptive than writing. I struggle...
Added 05 Sep 2012 | Category Love Poems
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Every one day is, Another day closer, To holding her in my arms, Going on dates, Kissing her. No screen in my way. Every second. Every minute. Every hour. Closing the distance's miles of wingspan, Another mile closer, To holding her hand, To being together, Cuddling all night, Nothing standing in my way. Every day, Every month, Every season. One step closer to happiness, Another dollar...
Added 04 Aug 2012 | Category Love Poems
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So close, Yet far away. I close my eyes, You're here to stay. You're in my arms, I hold you tight, My eyes still closed, You're right in sight. Holding hands, Lust-filled eyes, In my dreams, There's no goodbyes. One day, I will be there, Or you'll be here, Into your eyes I will stare. No technology, Separating two, Forever together, Me plus you. I hold my heart, You're trapped inside,...
Added 16 May 2012 | Category Love Poems
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A million butterflies, My heart exploding. In the dead of night, My voice a whisper. The soothing sound of your voice, My breathing erratic. Only your words matter. My heart listens. My arms empty, Longing to hold you. My mouth curved upwards, Involuntary reactions. The way I feel, Is perfect. This time it's real, Not merely illusion. This is something rare. It's called...
Added 04 May 2012 | Category Love Poems
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I'm not usually the type of girl that goes out to bars or clubs a lot. Last Friday was an exception to that rule. I had a bad week last week. I got fired from my job, I was fighting with my best friend, and to top it all off, right after storming out of the job I was fired from, I broke my favorite pair of heels on the way to my car in the parking lot. Not a good week at all. On Friday, after...
Added 11 Apr 2012 | Category Lesbian
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Delilah and Anthony have been in a great relationship for almost two years. No one expected it to change, not even Delilah and Anthony themselves. Everything about their relationship was so perfect. They got together at the end of Senior year in high school, during the last month of school, right after their prom. Delilah wanted to keep their love a secret at first, because she didn't want...
Added 01 Jul 2011 | Category Straight Sex
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With Anthony pushed to the back of her subconscious mind, Delilah followed her new friend, Caitlin, into the club. Delilah caught a glimpse of the sign above the door to the club, it read: "Toxic Tonic" She had noticed that they had skipped the entire line of people waiting to get into the club. They were able to, since Caitlin knew the bouncer, which was a good thing, or they would have...
Added 28 Jul 2011 | Category Lesbian
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Cloud nine is no fun, Where there is no sun, It's a cold, dark place. It's below freezing, I'm a block of ice, What you said, Didn't feel too nice. I'm now alone, On cloud nine, But if you ask, I'll say I'm fine. I feel trapped, Like a mime, No words come out, This is far from sublime. I love you, But things aren't fine, High above, On cloud nine. What if I take one wrong step? I could...
Added 20 Feb 2012 | Category Love Poems
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It was a dark place in my life. I had absolutely nothing to do, nowhere to go, no job, no friends. I needed to get out of my house because my parents were fighting as usual. Yes I know what you're thinking. "Why don't you move out instead of complaining about how you hate living with your parents?" Well easier said than done. It is not exactly easy to just find a steady job and actually...
Added 03 Jan 2012 | Category Love Stories
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"Hi, mom," Nicole said into the phone, walking into her bedroom, pacing back and forth. "Yeah, I told you I..." Her voice trailed off. I waited patiently, playing with her kitty, Kurt, until Nicole returned. "Okay... Yeah... Okay mom, love you too." After a few minutes, Nicole walked back in the room. "Sorry, my mom called, but I realized when I was in my room that we forgot about your...
Added 29 Jan 2012 | Category Love Stories
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