About vance
Biography

I am a mechanic, a grease monkey. I use my hands to ply my trade. I like my job, lately I have realised I like my life and my lifestyle. Why should I work in a sterile environment when I can get messy and have fun. My job has given me a new confidence and passion. I like the new me.

Name:
vance
Date Joined:
18 Nov 2010
Last Visit:
10 Nov 2012 (220 days ago)
Sex:
Male 
Age:
37
Sign:
Virgo
Relationship Status:
Single
Orientation
Straight
Location:
alone with my thoughts, Bedfordshire, United Kingdom
Interests:
i like to read and write about sex. there are many things i like but those are the things i will tell you. if theres any more you wish to know, then ask away.
Favorite Music:
i like real music. not manufactured pop bands from crap tv shows.
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Latest Forum Posts
Topic: unexpected pleasures.
Posted: 19 Jan 2012 13:27

Girls is there anything you tried off the cuff or in the spur of the moment that gave you a really good orgasm or experience.

if i were to meet someone new i'd like to have some new tricks up my sleeve and could do with some guidance or help that could put me in her good books from the very start.

i know its sneaky but a little nudge in the right direction never hurt anyone.

thanks ladies.

Topic: All women say looks don't matter
Posted: 13 Sep 2011 12:23

i think you are all taking this a little serious.

looks matter, if you are fat, to thin, to tall, to short. you would'nt accept a drink from a man who doesn't appeal to you.

books are judged exactly on their covers.

the thing you have to think about is matching the cover to the genre.

tall women like tall men, sports women like sports men,ect

i believe this.

if a man appears confident, self assured and relaxed but not arrogant, it only takes a certain smile and gesture to break down
the sternest of fronts.

i know i'm taking this in a different direction but thats how i feel about this subject.

Topic: Cumming on a woman...?
Posted: 08 Mar 2011 10:04

i did it once simply because she didn't want me to, i cum on her tits and belly then rubbed it in. she was furious. i told her i was merely scenting my teritory. i found it quite funny but she didn't then slapped me.

Topic: Who here makes you wet! Or hard!
Posted: 03 Mar 2011 11:37

it's not so much who the person is or what they look like that makes me hard, it's the way they stir my imagination with their words.

Topic: I am naked because .....
Posted: 03 Mar 2011 11:31

I am naked because I've just done a 6 mile run, I'm hot and sweaty but my body still wants some fun.

Topic: Do girls like to talk dirty during sex?
Posted: 06 Dec 2010 09:59

i feel awkward sometimes, when the mood takes me and i get carried away by the moment i blurt things out, i say how nice things feel or how i'm enjoying whats happening, but sometimes i feel i could get to strong if i said what i was really thinking.

how many women would be hurt or offended if a man were to say " i want fuck you like i own you and i dont care if you like it"

Topic: Do girls like to talk dirty during sex?
Posted: 05 Dec 2010 14:28

Sometimes when I have sex I like to talk sexy or dirty, I like to tell her how she feels on me or what I'd like to do with her.
My question is this- do girls like to talk sexy and be rude when having sex, do you like to tell a man what you like and how you want it done or just simply would you talk dirty to spur a man on.

I'd like to know if it's just a man thing.

thanks.

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Stories Published By vance
New tricks

It all started at a party. Jim was invited by the host whom he had known for some 19 years. While he was in the kitchen, talking to one of the parents, he bumped into a friend of the family; she’d been invited by one of the host’s cousins. Somehow the chat got onto age and education. “You’re over the hill,” the young girl told Jim. “Partying is a young person’s activity.” “Really”...

Added 22 Feb 2012 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 4 | Avg Score 4.5 | Views 2,211 | 2 Comments

The Mechanic, reds revenge.

I approach the burger van where Lynn works at lunchtime “I have something to show you if you’re interested Lynn” I ask her. “What is it” she asks looking puzzled. “Be at the same place as last time at 2.30pm and you will find out won’t you “I say with a grin. I meet her 2.30 pm outside the back workshop, over her shoulder was a brown bag, she looked around to make sure no one see’s...

Added 17 Nov 2011 | Category BDSM | Votes 4 | Avg Score 4.5 | Views 3,203 | 1 Comment

35 minutes

I looked at my watch it said 10.18 pm and 43 seconds. I’ve been meeting a girl for a while and we seemed to be getting on quite well, one night we ended back at my flat having sex. Ashley was on top of me gently rocking and swaying, breathing deeply and sighing as she ran her hands over my chest. I on the other hand was lying there watching her, although I was erect and merely...

Added 14 Nov 2011 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 3 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,291 | 2 Comments

The mechanic

It was Friday afternoon, I was in the back workshop finalising the worksheet for the completed jobs on the digger they had refurbished. The check sheet needed to be signed and the work inspected. I was given overtime to double check the work carried out and to countersign the paperwork when Lynn was the yank woman who owned the burger trailer on the industrial estate. “Working late, Vin?”...

Added 09 Nov 2011 | Category BDSM | Votes 13 | Avg Score 4.62 | Views 3,938 | 5 Comments

Friday night fun

I was down the pub on Friday night, playing pool with the boys, when my mobile phone bleeped into life. I'm having a girl’s night in. When they've gone I'd like you to come round. I laughed at my phone. I'm with the boys having a laugh, why should I leave them for you? A few minutes later I got a reply. I've had a drink. We've talked about men and sex, now I want you to have sex...

Added 28 Mar 2011 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 2 | Avg Score 4.5 | Views 4,289 | 1 Comment

Making plans

I received a letter through my door from Jill. She wanted to know if I was still interested in helping her get her new Tumble dryer; she left her phone number and told me to call her with my answer. I replied that I was still very interested and she should pop around the next morning to sort out when she wanted to pick it up. Next morning I was woken up by someone knocking on my door....

Added 08 Feb 2011 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 2 | Avg Score 4.5 | Views 2,290

Dirty Washing

I helped a single parent mother, Jill, yesterday. A courier company delivered a washing machine but the driver was refusing to take it up the lift to her flat so I offered to do it for her. Jill lives on my floor so it was no bother. We put it in the lift and wheeled it to her flat. I disconnected the old machine whilst Jill took the wrapping off the new one. We got talking about her son...

Added 19 Jan 2011 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 6 | Avg Score 4.5 | Views 4,963 | 4 Comments

To the shower

To the shower. He wakes up feeling disorientated. The beautiful blonde bob is still lying on his chest. He stretches his legs. Blondie stirs and wakes. Her head twists and she looks at him. "Hello. Remember me? We fucked a while ago; we were good, too.” She smiles at him. "Of course I remember. You bit me on my chest so I wouldn’t forget you. I can see it. ” He runs a hand over her hair...

Added 20 Dec 2010 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 7 | Avg Score 4.43 | Views 3,684

To the bed

To the bed. As she looks up at him she bites and sucks him on his right thigh giving him a love bite. " That fucking hurts, you will pay for that ”. He grabs her savagely by her hair and drags her to his nearby bed, he throws her onto her back. He forces her legs open and holds her knee’s in his hands. They stare into each others eyes. As his dick gets closer to her waiting pussy he can...

Added 15 Dec 2010 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 5 | Avg Score 4 | Views 6,073 | 1 Comment

The leather chair

The leather chair She sits there with her legs open, her pussy is bare and hairless, her lips are slightly parted and he can see strands of thick sticky love juice stretch over her hole as her legs open. Her breasts are loose with her nipples erect as she suggestively lounges in his scruffy leather armchair in front of him. He has 2 drinks in his hands. He eyes her up, from the tip of...

Added 12 Dec 2010 | Category Oral Sex | Votes 7 | Avg Score 4.29 | Views 5,105

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Lush
Posted: 16 Aug 2012 00:08
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
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Posted: 16 Aug 2012 00:08
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
Mistress_of_words
Posted: 30 Nov 2011 08:54
Got the story published in the end then, well done you! I'm going to have to take a look at the other two. You've been holding out on me

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Posted: 08 Nov 2011 15:12


Thank you for adding me as a friend x
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Posted: 10 May 2011 09:34
Mistress_of_words
Posted: 16 Mar 2011 11:17
Wasn't my fault!
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