Forum posts made by wankaddict

The most appalling thing in this whole thread is that choice of undergarment... Look at that combo of animal prints.

What the fuck...

http://upload.lushstories.com/293-V3.jpg

Yes, the undergarment fashion disaster stands out more to me than those bizarre drawings on her.

Sorry dude, you can't call that a combo!! or even use the word combo here.

Her in the north of England the Police already deal with Zombies on a Saturday night, they may be dead but they still jump and squeel when they get Tazzzzeeeerrrreedddd

I don't believe it was an inside job. No. I'm no fan of Pres W. Bush.. but I don't think he's a traitor and murderor.

No he is a patriot and patriots look after your country, although you did get quite a lot of oil from the Afgan and Iraq deal though - still ongoing and nobody said GWB gave the nod.

The video evidence of the towers demise and the explainations don't tally together - not even close and OBL never admitted to it - and can't now after the bungled capture faccard.

God rest all that have died from 911 to the present in the name of 911 as there have been more innocent that guilty killed.

I could go on but your patriotism will wear me down. No strike that - your patriotism is good, your views are not so.

Fat tax is a load of crap and an excuse for crappier politicians...

What the government need to do is ban unhealthy food and I dont mean butter, lard etc. I mean Coke/cola, processed foods, milk shakes with added fat, "diet" coke etc etc.

This is what makes people fat, food with crap in which tastes really good and drinks which says no sugar but just make you hungry - so you eat more.

Dont get me started on diet foods, eating empty products doesn't help you still have the cravings for food so you eat more/other foods to feel full.

Magic diets/diet companies - they dont work because if they did the companies wouldn't make money and would go out of business.

Eat normal foods and fresh if poss - and normal sized quantities don't pig out, you'll all be fine.

I like it when we share the work. Getting some cowgirl thrown in there with all the other positions makes it all really great! Noise! I once had a girlfriend for a very short while in college that was a 'dead fish.' Yes, that's the term guys use for a woman that basically just lays there and doesn't put much into it, all quite just receiving and not giving back. back in school, college, the word spread rapidly if some girl was a 'dead fish.' Boring, a guy would rather use his own hand than waste time there. So I didn't waste much time on her even though she was a damn beauty queen. She had the personality of a dead fish also.

I'd dare say most guys want equal participation, noise, dirty talk, (hot-wild-sweaty-physical-loud sex) and want to hear what you want them to do to you. There ain't nothing hotter than hearing your woman scream out in a demanding tone, "FUCK ME!" and "FUCK ME HARD!" whatever, that can go for different things. So tell the guy how you like it and ask him to give it to you that way. make noise, be physical, move around, hump back at him, wrap your legs around him tight, grab him, grab his hair, smack his ass, switch up positions and ride him cowgirl style! Hey! If you want to finger yourself while you fuck, go to it. I always loved seeing that. Finger each other's ass, hell, give up some ass. And most of all, hang around and do another round! Then talk about how much you liked it while laying around naked having a drink after. (Sometimes my wife & I like to smoke cigars in bed naked after a particularly great round(s) of sex.)

Ferkin Cigar............. Only you buzz.

For talking too not a problem how big - and usually the bigger the girl the bigger the personality.

Sexually though no bigger than a UK14, nor too skinny - I feel like they will break
Normal Natural lovellies Mh mm.

I think it's both a porno meme (since it's highly visual and swallowing isn't) and an "adopted meme" in r/l (although probably inspired by the pornos). The origins, I suspect, go back to a previous meme in which the man's cum spilled out of the woman's mouth, down her chin, and dripped further which means it's about quantity of cum (virility, etc.). Visual affirmation of "Oh, you came so much and so hard for me!" So it can work both ways, sexual affirmation for the man and the receiver (man or woman, or even fetish object). Another aspect to this visual stimulation is the prevalence of condom use. There's nothing much "visual" about shooting cum into the end of a condom, is there? Humans will always adapt and change to suit the times and circumstances.

I think if I remember right that facials started in Japan around the Samurai times and used to degrade women who didn't do what they were told or expected to do. Oh and several men at the same time.
Looks good on porn when she is enjoying it, but I dont like it when the lady isn't happy about it but has to take it.

It is a turn on - because it's naughty and probably a bit degrading, but thats me thinking on Lush.

In reality I have a few times (with permission) but she's not that in to it on her face - boobs no problem and she likes to rub it in with my cock, cum to think of it she like it all over he arse as well but not been in there yet...

Don't mind it at all - I think it would be rude not to after you have been allowed to come in there in the first place.

She has no problem with kissing me after a good licking session.

And finally I like to have a good lick down there after a good session, trying to break down the sexual barriers you know

I love all sorts of porn - but to watch with the missus I let her choose, no good me perving and her getting annoyed.
Usually something with a good storyline - Marc Dorcel movies are good - anyone else got recommendations?

I'd like to add - tried it often and 50/50 get the desired result, I'm usually worse (hornier) when we have had a good and long session, then after a few hours when I wake up and mr big is awake I start to play.

I think she pretends to be asleep sometimes just to get extra play before the main course.

Looks like 90% rough and 10% slow, I know what i'm doing when I get home tomorrow.

Thanks ladies.

Try applying some synthetic lube all around and a little ass play as above, you can go for ages just dont race to the finish!

I can vouch for Cat she's always on :)

When you have a home office day and have reports and calls to make to do but spend 50% on lush, 40% on xnxx and 10% shared between lunch and work.... did I say that?

Stroke while reading, then cool down and type, Stroke while reading, then cool down and type. etc. etc.

That way you last longer

Well oral seems to be winning so far, glad I love (giving) it so much.

Thanks ladies.

Any more.

Hi Ladies, if you had to pick just one sexual activity as your all time favourite be it getting licked, fingered, ferked or any number of other options...

What would it be?

Great advice but also remember to relax. And in addition, while pleasuring the clit, don't neglect sticking your tongue into her. That feels so damn good!

I have a big nose and have found a definite benefit for it, can do both at the same time and either way around.

Take your time, watch for her signals of what feels good and use fingers in conjuction with your mouth. Dont be embarrassed to ask her what she likes. And most of all be enthusiastic and enjoy it.

Remember, its not a job, its a privilege, LOL!!!

Actually it's a honour ...

I really love to go down first and bring her to a couple of orgasms first. Then some good fucking and when i'm ready to cum I'll stop and go down on her again until i've gained my composure. I like to give her a couple orgasms first at least. A well fucked pussy is always good to eat, as long as I'm the one who's fucking it!!!!

A man after me own heart...

I like boy shorts, in Pink, Red, Navy and light Blue, White. Oh I could go on but they all give me a stiffy especially when wrapped around a nice tidy arse.

Mmmmmm.

Ferk

111100111101 in binary = 3901

took me 5 mins that did :-)

Outstanding!

Ready the previous posts it looks like a 50/50 split - -Fucking Weirdo's

Who in their right mind would turn one down they are fab I love them.

Sorry for the F, the only time I dont get or give is during a pre-work quicky - because I like to take my time

I sat for ten minutes trying to think of one, but I love having a hard on especially if there are hotties around

I rub it on my cock and go for another one

The handle from a Back brush while I was in the bath "Wanking", forgot about that one will have to try again soon.

note to self - don't forget the jelly..

Forgot to mention where the handle went..........

Hate it when other drivers beeb learner drivers, we all to learn - Tossers!

Hate it when I stay in Hotels/B&B's with NO WIFI aaarrrggh (away twice a week)

Hate it that I don't have many Lushy Friends........

Am quite impressed with the look and attachments for the Hitachi Magic Wand, also spotted a Rocks off Ass Berry

Anybody tried one and if is so any good?