"I'm a dude, playing a dude, disguised as another dude!"
I used to be deathly afraid that one of her children were going to get up in the middle of the night and decide he or she needed to sleep in bed with Mom that particular night.That thought always cooled my engines.
Works well to dice up your recreational inhalants.Carton of seven year old, unused condoms.
You know, people like you really annoy me, and I'm not the only one. This is NOT a 'lonely hearts' site or a dating site. Sadly for you, a lot of girls here have probably just noted your skype name and blocked it. They've probably also gone and blocked you from contacting them on lush. :) This forum isn't for people like you to come and clog it up with an advertisement looking for someone to talk to while you pull your dick. It's an Erotic story site. If you took the time to try and get to know a few people around here, you might have known that and possibly made a few friends that might like to talk about their fantasies sometime. Good luck with that now. So I guess that you and I - Skyping sometime in the near future is probably a no-go at this point, eh? Aside from the 13 hour offset, I'd even be willing to fit you in around 7:30 am my time (or your time), give or take an hour - to better accommodate your needs. Cuz I'm friendly like that.
Alleviate your upset and gaseous digestive tract during oral sex.
That's funny...I had to look up the word "cersh"...apparently this is what you're looking for... Centre for Excellence in Rural Sexual Health - CERSH http://www.cersh.com.au/ That serch function works pretty good when correct speling is utilized, does it not, Alan?
This is fiendishly excellent! I could not have concocted a funnier scenario. Well, maybe I could - but it would take brain cycles I don't have to spare at the moment. Best thread on a slow Sunday!
I find it ironic not to mention hypocritical that I'm being called 'judgmental' regarding my comment on this thread by two people who have been known to cast their own judgements in past threads.I wasn't attacking or singling out any one person in particular but making a personal statement which, the last time I checked, I am entitled to do and shouldn't be chastised for it. Maybe I live by a different moral code than some people on here but if you've read any of my past postings, you will see that I am also a woman who believes in the saying 'to each their own'. You want to cheat on your partner? Knock yourself out but I don't have to agree with it. Don't want an opinion that is not in favor of what you're doing? Then maybe posting it in the forums isn't very wise OR put a disclaimer that only those who are okay with cheating may respond. In either case, forgive me for expressing my opinion on a PUBLIC forum and especially for not celebrating infidelity. Perhaps someone should consider policing the rest of the threads to ensure that no one else is ever offended again by opposing opinions and/or Lushies who appear to pass judgements. I suspect whoever that lucky person is, will be VERY busy.And for the record, I have never been cheated on but have known many people and families who have been terribly hurt by it. Now I've read everything I thought my level of sarcasm was well established around here already. If not, I'll use you to reestablish such.I suppose I'm just imagining how you and JohnC carried on for nearly 3 months earlier this year, all over this forum? You weren't willingly cheating (even if only cyber-wise), with a fellow who was claiming all along that he was happily married to someone else?The way you both were parading around here constantly mimicking each other was enough to make even me - gag on a near daily basis. And now that you've seen the light - you are suddenly elevated up on a pedestal of your own design, to call out all other sinners? Gimme a fucking break already. Knock it off Belle, hypocrisy doesn't look all that appealing on you.
Mere words cannot express how strongly I agree with you. You are both wronger than wrong can be. Judgemental - you both have it covered...Please quit attempting to whitewash this subject. Just because you have been cheated on - is no reason whatsoever to call names!
Staring into her deep cobalt orbs, I mentioned, “What I sense is that you’re not wearing jeans, and we need to beat feet - to Josh's apartment complex.” With another rough squeeze of her hand upon my cock, Sandra chastised, “That was fast, did you fly over here or what, you’re forty minutes early!” “I knew I better get here ASAP, or you’d be masturbating and we’d never get this done.” ...
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Part One I’d slid away from my computer desk an hour earlier, reheated some frozen leftovers and hastily eaten dinner and then I had taken a quick shower to wash the days’ dust out of my hair and eyes. Crawling under the false flooring of a twenty-year-old data center, pulling out nearly one-half-mile of ancient wiring and retrenching new fiber optic cables, kicks up half a ton of...
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“It's said that clothes, make the man...Sugar.” I hear you throatily purr into my ear as your agile, lithe and athletic, feminine form saws into my own frame. Seated in this plush leather couch, I tremble as your thick, light brown hair sashays against my right cheek as I sit upon my tooo eager-to-caress-you, hands... I feel your soft, warm touch upon my shoulder as your right hand slides...
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I imagine you coming to me wearing only your newest, lacy negligee; black on black, sheer, tantalizingly sensual, subtly promising. One of my gifts to you, from earlier this morning. The one I could hardly wait to see you in! I’m sitting at my dining room table, laid out before us, atop the glistening finish is an assortment of delicious condiments; left over from the feast this afternoon,...
Added 25 Oct 2009 | Category Love Stories
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Moist and supple lips lightly brush my shoulder as you snug the last silken knot around my wrists. Two long stylish ties bind my hands behind me to the oak dining room chair you have me sitting in. You got me butt-assed naked of course, and I’ve agreed to let you tie me up, tease me, dance for me. I’d been thinking of you all day at the office and now…your near constant IM’s and sexy...
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The water is cascading off my chest, spraying upon your shoulder, drenching your luxurious hair, streaming down your temple - as your lips have found my left nipple and teeth gently nibble my nipple. Hot water funnels from my chest upon your blushed cheeks, your eyes almost closed. Your left hand cradling my firm, muscular butt as your delicate, yet eager, petite right hand is...
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