Forum posts made by wellmademale

This is fiendishly excellent!

I could not have concocted a funnier scenario. Well, maybe I could - but it would take brain cycles I don't have to spare at the moment. Best thread on a slow Sunday!

I find it ironic not to mention hypocritical that I'm being called 'judgmental' regarding my comment on this thread by two people who have been known to cast their own judgements in past threads.

I wasn't attacking or singling out any one person in particular but making a personal statement which, the last time I checked, I am entitled to do and shouldn't be chastised for it. Maybe I live by a different moral code than some people on here but if you've read any of my past postings, you will see that I am also a woman who believes in the saying 'to each their own'.

You want to cheat on your partner? Knock yourself out but I don't have to agree with it. Don't want an opinion that is not in favor of what you're doing? Then maybe posting it in the forums isn't very wise OR put a disclaimer that only those who are okay with cheating may respond. In either case, forgive me for expressing my opinion on a PUBLIC forum and especially for not celebrating infidelity.

Perhaps someone should consider policing the rest of the threads to ensure that no one else is ever offended again by opposing opinions and/or Lushies who appear to pass judgements. I suspect whoever that lucky person is, will be VERY busy.

And for the record, I have never been cheated on but have known many people and families who have been terribly hurt by it.

Now I've read everything I thought my level of sarcasm was well established around here already. If not, I'll use you to reestablish such.

I suppose I'm just imagining how you and JohnC carried on for nearly 3 months earlier this year, all over this forum? You weren't willingly cheating (even if only cyber-wise), with a fellow who was claiming all along that he was happily married to someone else?

The way you both were parading around here constantly mimicking each other was enough to make even me - gag on a near daily basis. And now that you've seen the light - you are suddenly elevated up on a pedestal of your own design, to call out all other sinners? Gimme a fucking break already.

Knock it off Belle, hypocrisy doesn't look all that appealing on you.

Mere words cannot express how strongly I agree with you.

You are both wronger than wrong can be. Judgemental - you both have it covered...

Please quit attempting to whitewash this subject. Just because you have been cheated on - is no reason whatsoever to call names!

Men cheat, because it's the fault of their wife .



I remember this guy running for US President a few times in the past. Trying to become the GOP nominee.

So, none of you playboys have ever seen a reason or an occasion to perform this maneuver before, eh? I must be surrounded by sexual Tyrannosaurs. http://upload.lushstories.com/1019355969-MachoMen.gif

Oh man, I'm already in deep shit http://upload.lushstories.com/31000707-lynchmob.gif with my lil babydoll, over me posing this question.

"Forgive me, baby-sweetie-kins, Daddy will make it all better, this weekend!"

part of the issue here, is the personality. for some reason, people HATE Ms Jolie. they still blame her for 'breaking up America's perfect marriage of Brad and Jen'.

Actually, I was quite happy that Mr. Pitt fucked around on his lovely wife with that vile vial-of-blood-wearing homewrecker - as it opened up a pathway for me...til that gawddamned Vince Vaughn playboy-asshat elbowed his way in between me and my next girlfriend.

I'm still pissed at that wise cracking bastard!
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"Why is the Earth a sphere and not a shapeless lump of rock?"

As I understand it, the earth started of as a shapless lump of rock and over time the force of gravity forces it to compact, and as it does so it shifts around to make thew force equal on all of it, and the only way to do that is by becoming a sphere.

Nice pair of spheres you're sporting there, Courtney.

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I've accidentally shot cum in a lady's eye too. She said it burned terribly.

In the missionary position, I once shot cum up the length of our torsos and over her D cup breasts and into my own fucking eye! She thought it was quite funny.

The things we do for love...

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American Priorities!


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Good Job, Facebook!

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Another adjective springs to mind instead: Fun

Depends on what kind of personality they have.

I have too much personality to comment with any degree of reality.

G.I.L.F.
BEASTIALITY
FOOD PLAY
MILITARY

Welcome to the radar, Sssnake!

Follow-up
I am in no way recommending prostate removal as a preventative measure. Also, I do not feel prostate cancer and breast cancer can be directly compared.

I wasn't comparing either, but I didn't think clearly enough. As in this place, this think tank - I've come to learn that someone has to be precise when they word theories or attempt to engage discussion.

Men can get breast cancer too. We don't have ovaries of course, so merely transpose it over to testicular cancer.

The Think Tank is Hard ass Central!

Alright, so I used prostate cancer as an example, I could have just as easily mentioned another organ which could be removed (or transplanted) etc...with some degree of success.

Male or female, it makes no difference to me. If a person wants to have any sort of invasive last ditch surgery in an attempt to prolong their life or to enhance their life or, I guess to prevent the chance that a disease might actually blossom because of genetic markers in our bodies...

Hell, go for it.

I just think it's a bit radical, but I suppose if you've got the bank to afford it - nothing is too out there.

Why do want to do this?

( I mean, if you do...I know that some women are into it while many others are not .)

If you do - do this, do you call all of your boyfriends Daddy, or just those of us much older (ten plus years) than you? Sell me on the concept, if you will.

Simple really, spice it up. Come on dude, use your imagination. You're on a sex-based site. Clearly you know the sky's the limit when it comes to sex. Do something different. Different is almost always intriguing.

Make sex an adventure, not a chore.

Purchase her some new lingerie, in any size which isn't her own. That will put some adventure into your bedroom conversation and alleviate the boredom.

Excellent. I dunno why that thought has never occurred to me...listening to pre-recorded female orgasms while traipsing about in public!

Lately, I've been handing out small, tasteful & discreet flags to women I am interested in getting to know better, while meeting them on elevators. I am keying in on their perfume. Those with way too much, I ignore. Those with just a hint... capture my attention and earn a flag.

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I understand it is primarily an Australian and Mexican thing , but I am hoping to import its prevalence to the States.

Take turns dripping candle wax upon each others starfish.

Abdicate your job responsibilities in the middle of a network-wide router upgrade.

In total agreement. It's not just her family history of cancer, it's that she tested positive for the BRCA1 gene mutation. I think she made a very informed decision.

WMM, if they tested you and found a similar mutation and told you now that you had an 87% chance of getting prostate cancer, you don't think you would consider your options?

I would wait until I was diagnosed with prostate cancer, then I would seek a 2nd and a third opinion from other specialists who know nothing about the previous visits I'd had with other specialists.

Then I'd probably just take a self induced dirt nap, and keep the insurance companies and medical experimentation profession from profiting from my soon to be dead ass.

I would do what I have been doing the last 15 years, which is getting myself checked yearly. If I am diagnosed with prostate cancer, then I start with the decision making process...not just because 50% of the men in the two paternal generations ahead of me, were diagnosed with it afflicting them.

I simply think she has acted extremely prematurely. Perhaps with those percentages known, she should not have even ever procreated - thus ending the genetic transfer of possible future disease formation?

'Only you, can prevent forest fires' -- She applied this logic, illogically.



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My grandfather had it, one of his son's had it - of course both were diagnosed with it when they were over the age of 75...so perhaps I should circumvent being diagnosed with it and just go ahead and get mine removed & beat cancer to the punch?

I've always thought Angelina was hot, but I've also always thought she was dain bramaged too. Her latest decision has again indicated that her elevator is stuck between floors.

What do you think?


(CNN) -- Actress Angelina Jolie announced in a New York Times op-ed article on Tuesday that she underwent a preventive double mastectomy after learning that she carries a mutation of the BRCA1 gene, which sharply increases her risk of developing breast cancer and ovarian cancer.

"My doctors estimated that I had an 87 percent risk of breast cancer and a 50 percent risk of ovarian cancer, although the risk is different in the case of each woman," Jolie wrote. "Once I knew that this was my reality, I decided to be proactive and to minimize the risk as much I could. I made a decision to have a preventive double mastectomy."

In my late 20s, I had met and was romping with a nymphomaniac who was in her early 20s. Quite attractive, she was a live-in girlfriend of an Air Force reserve officer and they both lived off the AFB. He seemed to be gone a great deal of the time (This was pre-Gulf War One...by a few years).

I couldn't get to my residence, except to drive by their residence and usually Anne seemed to either be sun-bathing, or otherwise outside and able to see me drive by. I'd either get a phone call within 30 minutes or she'd appear at my front door within an hour.

Her visits always resulted in severe banging sessions. I really couldn't help myself, back then it was almost impossible to tell any really attractive woman - "Thanks for the offer of great sex, but I really should mow my yard instead, or I need to attend to domestic chores, I just don't have the time."

This went on for about 7 weeks that Spring, she even showed up when I would have friends over or when I had other women who had dropped by for some possible fucking.

The girl was driving off all other competition. Anne would just fuck the living hell out of me for 60-120 minutes, put on her clothes and drive back to her residence for the rest of the afternoon or night or day.

It was terrible ( lol ).

I finally asked this guy I knew who was between her and my age if he would like to take Anne off my hands. I told him what I just laid out to you above and he laughed at me and claimed he was definitely man enough and would succeed where I was a punk and had failed.

"Okay Terry, you'd be doing me a big favor, I'll call her now & invite her over and make the introductions...but you gotta take her to your place or back to her house...you ain't porking her here.

Oh, and we'll see how long it takes before Anne breaks you down too."

I caught up with Terry in town in the middle of July, about 7 weeks later...

"Hey BigShooter, you still seeing Anne on a daily basis?"

"Fuck, Jeff... I didn't even make it til the fourth of July, I pawned her off on AJ that afternoon, I think she's draining him dry now.

You were right, pardner. That chick is insatiable. I am so not-worthy." heheh

I never saw Alan Johnston after that summer. I think Anne might've fucked him til he evaporated.

Any of you guys ever scraped a nympho off on a buddy under similar circumstances (or for other reasons)?

Spill

I hope it isn't because you spit on her genitals..oops, that's a different forum thread. As long as it's not happening now, what's the beef? Parents have all sorts of reasons to hate ANYONE who's taking their baby away, isn't good enough for them, etc etc. And you can't get into a "do you love me more than your parents?" b.s. game, because that's just wrong, too. Avoid confrontation, prove your worth and sometimes the 'rents come around to see you're not so bad after all.

No beef - now, just plenty of booze the other night - and besides, dark fellow, perhaps it is happening to someone else who may read this thread?

Thanks for the cogent & sober reply, Auntie! It's about beer:30 again!