wholelottarosie's Blog Entries

26 Oct 2012 02:06

Thank you to everyone who read and commented on my latest story. For anyone who missed it, here it is:

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/mature/harbour-lights.aspx

15 Oct 2012 10:17

OK, the new story is out but it is pretty naughty. Not for those of a sensitive disposition.

15 Oct 2012 02:32

For any of you horny readers who enjoy totally over the top, very naughty stories. I'm hoping to have a new one on here in the next few days. If you read it, I'd love you to tell me what you think. Enjoy.

04 Sep 2012 07:34

It feels like months since I logged in here. Oh! It is months. Maybe I'll get on a little more often now and have some fun.

28 May 2012 00:29

Oh dear, oh dear, what has happened to the Milf category while I've been away. My stories seem to have attracted around 40 low scores but to be fair, so do a whole load of others. Oh well.

Make that 42 low scores, all that happened when I changed my profile is that the sad, sad person left 2 stupid anonymous comments and 2 more low scores. I can only feel sorry for whoever it is.

27 May 2012 13:41

Oh dear, what has happened to the Milf category while I've been away. My stories seem to have attracted around 40 low scores but to be fair, so do a whole load of others. Oh well.

22 Nov 2011 05:25

Thank you to everyone who has commented on my stories. I'm taking a break from publishing new ones but I'm still here for messages and will get on from time to time for a chat.

Have fun.

06 Oct 2011 08:05

When they were developing the first drawing board, what did they go back to when they got it wrong?

20 Sep 2011 09:59

Friendship is like wetting your pants.

Everyone can see it but only you can feel it's warmth

12 Sep 2011 09:27

Friendship is like wetting your pants.

Everyone can see if but only you can feel it's warmth

07 Sep 2011 09:58

OK now I don't want to get obstreperous but you know the flag on everyone's account that says either "online" or "away"?

Well, the point is that when it says "away", that person is busy and would really prefer not to be disturbed.

Is that really so difficult?

22 Aug 2011 01:35

A big thank you to Te11tale, p4ml, lizar, frswriter, dirtyolman who persuaded me to publish my last story after I'd abandoned it. Enough people enjoyed it that they were right to tell me I should send it in.

Thank you boys.

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/milf/the-fall-and-rise-of-roz-im-his.aspx

06 Jul 2011 08:15

Getting older is inevitable.

Acting older is optional

01 May 2011 07:56

Did you know that the state of deforestation in Brazil is so serious that there is now only a thin strip of trees running down the middle of the country.

19 Apr 2011 15:11

Oh WOW! One of my stories has just been converted to audio. I didn't even know the site did this, it is awesome. You all really have to listen to this:

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/interracial/fantasies-burglars-give-me-what-ive.aspx

15 Apr 2011 06:31

Friendship is like wetting your pants, everyone can see if but only you can feel it's warmth

07 Apr 2011 14:44

Imponderable:

Since the doctor always says to take two aspirins, why don't we just double their size?

07 Apr 2011 14:28

Imponderable:

Before someone invented the drawing board what did they go back to?

05 Apr 2011 08:48

Imponderable:

Since the doctor always says to take two aspirins, why don't we just make them double the size?

23 Mar 2011 16:23

Back from a lovely 2 weeks in Florida, what a wonderful place. Gorgeous sunshine and some of the friendliest people on earth. I hope you've all been very, very naughty while I was away.

06 Mar 2011 10:20

Hi friends, I'm leaving tonight for a 2 week holiday. If I'm a little slow replying to messages, that's why. I hope you all behave yourselves while I'm away - Roz xxx

18 Feb 2011 19:22

Imponderables:

If a tree falls in a forest and there is no one there to hear it, does it make a noise?

If a man speaks and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?

08 Feb 2011 04:03

I like to think that I'm a fairly normal woman with, perhaps, a slightly above average love of sex.

I know that inside me there's a slut trying to get out but I keep the bitch locked up by having her potential escape routes blocked at every opportunity.

17 Jan 2011 07:08

Hi, I'm sorry, Roz's answering machine is broken, this is her refrigerator, if you speak slowly after the beep I'll write your message down on a piece of paper and stick it to myself with one of these magnets.

16 Jan 2011 14:40

I have decided to change my profile so that only members can vote on my stories. I apologise to anyone else, but I'm quite convinced that 2 of my stories have been deliberately sabotaged. If I'm right, I'm sure the person who has done it is far too sad to care that I know. It won't stop them doing it, but at least their profile will have to show their cowardly action.

13 Jan 2011 15:14

OK, so I accept that not everyone will like my stories. I can live with that, but 2 people think my last one was only worth a 3. I'd love to know why but they didn't leave comments. If any of you know, please tell me and put me out of my misery.

08 Jan 2011 17:28

A big "THANK YOU" to all my friends and others who read and commented on my latest story - In Praise of Younger Men . All your feedback is appreciated.

03 Jan 2011 15:25

OK, it's 2011 and it must be time for me to concentrate and finish at least 2 of the stories I'm working on. Damn that was far too close to being a New Years Resolution.

22 Dec 2010 07:03

I hope all my friends on Lush have a wonderful festive season. Thank you for all your comments and votes as well as the chats.

10 Dec 2010 15:17

Time flies like the wind, fruit flies like a banana