Forum posts made by wholelottarosie

Topic In what spaceship would you travel the universe?
Posted 04 Jun 2013 06:58

Red Dwarf.

I really don't think we've seen the full sexual potential of Kryten yet.

Maybe this is just for UK based comedy/sci-fi geeks - woops!

Topic Asking other girls: have you been flashed in public
Posted 16 Apr 2013 08:39

I've been around for a few more years than most of you so of course I've seen a few flashers. Most of them were ordinary in every sense of the word.

There was one that prompted me to post.

We were having a birthday party for one of my children in McDonald's when a man came out of the gents toilets with his trousers down and stood in front of me and a group of other mums. Before we could do anything except probably scream, he was rugby tackled by Ronald McDonald himself and dragged back into the toilets.

At the time, it seemed a bit traumatic but none of the children saw anything and the young lad in the costume got a sizeable tip (financial). Your thread reminded me about it.

Topic What do you think of my avatar?
Posted 03 Apr 2013 06:38

OK, you asked so it would be rude if I didn't reply.

At least you've thought about it and not left the dreaded red and white default, so well done you. Other than that, I'm in the camp that thinks it looks a little aggressive, but not in a bad way. Because your user name ends in "dom", I assumed the aggression was intentional. I can't believe it would put anyone off accepting a friend request or responding to a chat so why not leave it.

It's unique and if you're happy with it then you should keep it. Oh, by the way, I didn't know they were cock rings either.

Topic cum
Posted 05 Feb 2013 03:40

Maybe not exactly an answer to the question but I thought it might help. Maybe this could be the new fad diet.


http://upload.lushstories.com/739-Cum_stats.jpg

Topic Abandoning a story?
Posted 18 Nov 2012 05:36

Oh yes, I do it all the time. I have a great idea, start scribbling down ideas, get very excited (yes, that kind of excited), then when I go back to it,somehow it doesn't seem so great.

I did a quick count for you, it may make you feel a bit better but it came as a bit of a shock to me.

The count is:
4 stories written to the point where they could probably be sent in but I can't convince myself they're anywhere near good enough

72 stories in various stages of development many of which I have to believe will end up in your abandoned category.

My current story Harbour Lights:

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/mature/harbour-lights.aspx

was first written almost a year ago, it's taken this long to get it into a state I was OK with and for a lovely group of friends including Anna to persuade me that I should share it.

Topic Authors, If you could recommend only one of your stories, which one would it be?
Posted 01 Nov 2012 11:14

I would always recommend you read the story I'm going to publish next.

By the time I finish a story and put it onto Lush I'm pretty convinced it's useless and I should delete it. The ones I'm working on now however, are brilliant, or at least they are until I get them in a fit state to publish.

Thank you for the excellent reading list though. Read it Read it

Topic Do women masturbate when reading Lush stories?
Posted 26 Oct 2012 02:01

I couldn't resist this one when I saw it, what a good read. I can't add much to the answers because mine have already been given.

I'm in the group that does, but more often I do it later thinking about the story. Even better, I think about my own version of the story and make it mine - sorry fellow writers.

Writing turns me on even more, that's why I do it but I agree with everyone who says that before it's published it should have all spelling and grammatical errors corrected. The odd typo is inevitable though.

Topic Insomnia....help!
Posted 09 Oct 2012 15:16

I can't honestly claim to know much about this and I don't suffer but there is a brilliant TV program running in the UK called The Food Hospital. It uses real patients to show how many health problems can be cured or improved by simple changes of lifestyle and diet.

Have a look at: http://foodhospital.channel4.com/conditions/insomnia/

Good luck.

Topic Lush V2 Bug List
Posted 04 Nov 2011 02:17

This may not be a bug, it may just be someone's way of saying I'm not welcome here.

My latest story was on the Story Picks for October list but has gone. It still has a score higher than most of the stories on there even after several scores had been lost in the transfer.

It still appears in the right place in the Most Popular/Last Month list.



You are #2 according to the front page.

Nicola, I can see that you are right but I promise that my report was accurate at the time. I left it for several hours before posting in case it was a temporary glitch but obviously I didn't leave it long enough.

dontknow

Topic Lush V2 Bug List
Posted 03 Nov 2011 08:12

This may not be a bug, it may just be someone's way of saying I'm not welcome here.

My latest story was on the Story Picks for October list but has gone. It still has a score higher than most of the stories on there even after several scores had been lost in the transfer.

It still appears in the right place in the Most Popular/Last Month list.

sign0024

Topic Lush V2 Bug List
Posted 01 Nov 2011 06:38

Like Jerseylynn and Mistress of Words the number of scores on my stories have all changed.

I think they were right when the site first converted but then changed at some point after that.



I only just noticed I lost 20 votes on my bagoween story. The rest are the same as before dontknow

UPDATE: Not even 8 hours later after I posted this, I lost another 15 votes on my first story :(

There is a reason for this. The old version of Lush recorded anonymous votes by recording a timestamp and an ip address, but not the actual score. When a score becomes stale (after a new vote), then the system needs to rebuild the story statistics. Unfortunatly the anon votes from v1 wont be counted as they have a zero score.

Make sense dontknow

It makes technical sense but you will probably understand that it's still disappointing. I understand from your description, that you couldn't do anything about it even if you wanted to. I'm sure we both have more important things to get on with.

Good job by the way (apart from the obvious of course).

Topic The most beautiful compliment you ever received
Posted 31 Oct 2011 04:41

"Your husband must have been stupid to let you go."

I still love being told that even now.

Yes, I know, it's sad.

Topic Lush V2 Bug List
Posted 31 Oct 2011 04:36

Like Jerseylynn and Mistress of Words the number of scores on my stories have all changed.

I think they were right when the site first converted but then changed at some point after that.

Topic The Worst Thing That Has Been Said To You
Posted 25 Oct 2011 08:34

When I was 15 I had an acne problem. I tried to ignore it but I was out with friends when one of the lads from school came over to us and chatted. He turned to me and asked me if anyone had ever told me I had skin like a peach. Being naive at the time I blushed and said no. He turned to his pals and said:

"Have you ever seen the skin on a 15 year old peach?"

He walked off with his friends laughing, I went outside and cried for what felt like forever.

crybaby crybaby crybaby

Topic do you write for the reader? or yourself?
Posted 28 Sep 2011 06:36

What an interesting thread, I've loved reading other people's answers so I guess I should add mine, its easy.

I write 100% for me, I wrote lots of my stories years before I even knew about Lush.

I publish for all the readers and I have to admit that I love it when they tell me they enjoyed them and it hurts when they tell me they didn't.

Topic Who can turn me on in 100 words or less? STORY CHALLENGE
Posted 11 Jul 2011 01:20

The stark contrast of his dark hand on my light skin excites my mind as much as my body. The muscle in my thigh tightens under his exploring fingertips; the tremor spreads outwards in a tsunami of passion that threatens to engulf me.

I gasp.

The tips of my breasts tighten painfully, crying out for his touch. I feel the dampness grow in the centre of my arousal, my nostrils twitch inhaling my own heady aroma. I need him to taste me.

This is so wrong, and so right.

His husky whispered command echoes inside my head.

"Open your legs."

Topic Do men really prefer older women?
Posted 11 Apr 2011 06:48

Let's be honest, you have to say what it is you prefer to do with us. You don't want to date, take us home to meet mum and dad, or marry us and ask us to have your babies.

Or maybe since I'm on the guy's side of the Forum, all of that was implied in the word "prefer".

Topic mmf or mfm
Posted 02 Apr 2011 03:50

This was new to me, but what happens if there are 3 men and one woman. Do 2 or more of the men have to be bi-sexual?
dontknow

Topic your masturbation experiment
Posted 01 Apr 2011 05:42

I don't know if this is different or not, when I joined Lush I thought I did some strange things, but on here I qualify as pretty average so it won't surprise me if everyone is ahead of me. Anyway, if it helps with a story, feel free to use it, if not, just ignore.

I'm sure it's not unusual that my washing machine and I have been in a relationship for many years, he's been a very reliable lover and even lives happily with me getting a younger model every few years.

What might be a little bit unusual is that I have a dildo with a suction cup that sticks to him either on top or on the front. I mostly use the front now after I nearly passed out when I was squatting on top a few years ago. I can sit on top but I need a smaller dildo for that. Now I lie on my back on the floor or squat on my hands and knees or stand and lean over a chair. I'm sure this is why modern washing machines have so many programs and higher spin speeds. No one needs that many for washing clothes.

Thinking about it, I've got a little behind in my laundry recently, I might catch up later.
Embarassed

Topic What would you choose?
Posted 22 Feb 2011 13:01

I admit I stole this from Paco55 on another post but I can't word it better although I have changed it so the wording is from my point of view. Oh, I also changed ass to arse.

I like when my arse is at the edge of the bed, the man standing up. He can get great leverage this way. I can wrap my legs around his hips, hook them in his elbows or over his shoulders. We both get great visuals from these positions (Paco says especially when I cum - well actually he didn't refer to me at all, but you get the idea) and he can play with my nipples and clit which is an awesome feeling.

Topic milf
Posted 22 Feb 2011 05:14

Hugs Hugs Hugs

I think I'm going to cry, how lovely, thank you John, SEx, Nikki and Molly. I feel all hugged.

Topic milf
Posted 21 Feb 2011 08:58

crybaby crybaby crybaby

I think I used to be

Topic Fans of Dirty PMs and Filthy Fan Mail
Posted 07 Feb 2011 14:55

I think that's a neat idea although it probably needs more than 2 of us for this to take off. I get quite a few messages already, some would qualify as filthy. If it worked it could be shown as an option at the bottom of our stories where comments go now.

I would definitely votes yes but with one small change. Can we have options to says we only want:

1. Constructive messages with no filth
2. Saucy is ok
3. Filth is acceptable.

I'm an option 2 girl personally.

Topic What sexual position is your favorite and why???
Posted 20 Jan 2011 10:36

I like when the woman's ass is at the edge of the bed, me standing up.I get great leverage this way. She can wrap her legs around my hips, hook them in my elbows or over my shoulders. I get great visuals from these positions (especially when she cums) and I can play with her nipples and clit.


Mike, I think I love you.

Boo hoo!

Topic How BIG is your cock for guys and how BIG are your tits for women?
Posted 19 Jan 2011 05:05

Hang on, I'm just checking them for you now.
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A small handful

wave

Topic Worst chat lines
Posted 19 Jan 2011 04:45

Having just this second received this message I felt the need to share it:

Sent: 19 Jan 11

would you like to watch me masturbate on webcam?
================================================

Maybe my reply wasn't the best but it made me feel better:

No thank you, I already have an offer to poke my eyes out with a sharp stick.

Topic Females with accents?
Posted 10 Jan 2011 14:45

Sorry, but I just have to say something.

There is no British accent, there is no English accent, there are lots of them, you're watching too many films. We don't all sound like Hugh Grant and Julie Andrews (I'm showing my age a bit there).

I'm a Geordie by birth - that's someone born in the North East of England, listen to Cheryl Cole if you want to know what a Geordie girl sounds like. I sound absolutely nothing like a girl from Birmingham or Liverpool or Manchester or London or many other parts of England.

Sorry - rant over.

Love Roz xxx

Topic What is your favorite Beatles song?
Posted 06 Jan 2011 15:44

Here, There and Everywhere

Topic Is alien sex allowed?
Posted 22 Dec 2010 06:56

Irene
I don't often chip into these things but this time I hope I can help you a little bit.

I write stories and I have had 2 rejected, one of them still is.

You've joined a club, ok maybe not an exclusive club but a club nevertheless. It has rules and when we join we agree to abide by them.

That means that even if we don't agree with them all the time, we must just learn how to adapt. I sense you may not want to do that, but it isn't the owners or moderators fault. I now think I've worked out what is and isn't acceptable. I also accept that I'll probably cross the line one day and have another story thrown out.

Sorry, but that's the way it works.

If you think I can help you to fit into the rules, please ask. If you think I can help you avoid them, you haven't got it yet. Good luck, but don't give up.

Topic Drunken Sex
Posted 01 Dec 2010 00:17

I don't do falling over drunk so I can't speak for the heavy drinking side of this.

No doubt I'm less inhibited after a couple of glasses of wine and if a man's the same it's definitely more fun.

The most important thing for me is that either we've both been drinking or neither of us have. I can't stand a drunk man pawing me and I'd hate to think that I'd accost a sober man when I'd drunk too much.

Equality works for me in all things including drink.