The collage of titbits here on my profile should give the more curious of you an insight into who I am. As for those of you in search of sexy pictures, I’m sorry, but I don’t do photos. I’ve always wanted to be an author. Even as a kid, I imagined selling my novels on the front lawn, like a lemonade stand. While the dream has laid dormant during extended periods of doing what I thought I should, rather than what I wanted to, I’ve always had the bug. I’ve drafted a rather uninspired coming of age novel, and dabbled with a bit of travel writing, but it’s erotica that has finally ignited my motivation to get on with it. And it's already paying off. My most recent claim to fame is being asked to ghost write some werewolf romance stories for an e-publisher in the United States. Horses for courses I suppose, but it's been a fantastic experience.In my writing, I’m more interested in the emotional elements of the scenario, exploring the how and why, rather than just providing graphic descriptions of Tab A into Slot B. Don’t get me wrong, I love a hot, dirty fuck as much as the next person. It’s just that I prefer to be a little more thoughtful about it. Hopefully that comes across.As a writer, I desperately crave the validation of your votes and comments. And I greatly welcome any constructive criticism you’d care to offer, both positive and negative. Please help me to hone my skills by letting me know what you liked and what you didn’t. And in the spirit of the community, please make your comments public, so others can benefit from your feedback too.As for what turns me on, or gets me off, I tend to bounce around from one thing to the next. Whether it’s straight up and down romance, the intense jealousy of cuckolding, the filth of a torrid gangbang, or shoving your tongue up a hooker’s ass, I’m as open-minded as they come. I don’t judge, which is probably the consequence of a unique combination of volunteering for Lifeline and once owning a phone sex company. I’m one of those nuts who thinks this social networking business is all just one step closer to humanity being caged up with feeding tubes and wires in our brains that make us orgasm whenever we pull the lever. So please be patient with my limited socialising skills. I'm not a great chatter, or poker, or keeper upper with my friends, but I am trying to get the hang of all this.Regardless, I’d love to hear from those of you interested in casual friendship and writing. But if you cast your eyes down a moment to my Relationship Status, you'll see I’m not interested in an e-ffair.Thanks for taking the time.
Above, with a little grope.
best I can hope for is I get it up soon Me too. I've finally ditched that motherfuckin' werewolf ghost writing gig I was working on. And working is a generous description. I'm already halfway through my next story, and hoping to get it up by the end of the month.Oh my...that sounds even worse.
A varying combination of fantasy and experience, depending on the story.
Clum's hit this one on the head. Plenty can talk the talk, but not as many can walk the walk. The idea that men are emotionless sexual robots is a myth. Throw on top of that an actual requirement to perform, and discretion is often the better part of valor.The one threesome I've had, I found myself only able to focus on one of the women at a time. I'm sure a little more diversity and breadth of experience might alter my view, but to be honest, I'd just as much go one on one. I think it's the idea itself more than the actual act.That Seinfeld episode where they come up with the ménage a trois plan sums it up perfectly.
I loooove figs! They're probably one of my favourite fruits (when I can get them and they're in season). And yep, tofu definitely makes me happy - if you think it's nasty - just try a sample of the Chili-Lime Basil Tofu the next time you're at Whole Foods. It's fantastic - you'll totally change your mind. :) "The next time you're at Whole Foods"? Bahahaha! I don't think we have a Whole Foods down here, or if we do, I've never noticed them...for good reason.But I actually do enjoy tofu. So no need to bust out the hippy big guns to convert me. Damn it, now I feel like a big bowl of pad thai.
A little from Column A, and a little from Column B. Then a bit of A again.
In my youth, KK.TPBM can do a cartwheel.
Milk. I'm about to go to bed, and I think it'll help me sleep. But it only makes me get up for a piss halfway through the night. Bottoms up, KK. Grrr.
Figs, no meat and yoga?! Fuck you, Doll!Interesting though that I too tend to gravitate towards the A type foods. Although, I do eat a lot of chicken. I'm A+ and a friend of mine with the same blood type tried the diet a few years ago, and she said it made her feel a lot better. I think us Plussies have to lay off the dairy too. I notice when I do, I feel the better for it. I just love cheese too much.But holy hammers, I can't get enough carbs! I could just eat bread forever.
I don't consider a girl a slut after any number of sexual partners. I try not to judge, and I try not to label. Whether a woman's a virgin, or she's just finished cleaning out the USS Nimitz, she's a human being who is worthy of respect. Her past isn't something that defines her, it's just the path she's taken to be where she is, hopefully in front of me and willing to share herself with me.I don't actually know how many partners my wife had before me, and I quite honestly don't care. As for me, about thirty or so.
That gentle little knock at my bedroom door always made me smile. I watched the handle turn, and then waited for Scarlett to poke her head through. It was a pretty regular occurrence whenever she spent the night over at our place. As much as I loved my little sister, she wasn’t a morning person, and her bubbly best friend would often leave her alone in her room to sleep in for a couple of...
Added 24 Apr 2014 | Category First Time
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I was woken by the metallic click of the deadbolt ramming home. The sound of Zoe’s high heels unsteadily clopping and scuffing across the tiles soon followed, before she stepped out of her shoes and kicked them under the side table. Dumping her purse and switching off the hall light I had left on for her, she padded straight into our bedroom. As much as I knew she wanted to, Zoe knew enough...
Added 01 Jan 2014 | Category Wife Lovers
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Spots of dappled sunlight streamed through the trees and danced and twirled on the pavement as I waited for her outside the building. She was always late, frantically trying to keep up with her life. Not that I would ever want her life, I snorted to myself. Immediately regretting the thought, I focussed on the distant rush of traffic echoing softly through what had to be the last quiet...
Added 22 Nov 2013 | Category MILF
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“Are you all right, mate?” It hurt to talk through the burning throb of my lips and cheek. I could already feel my left eye swelling shut as I pinched the bridge of my nose through the gauze to try and stop the bleeding. “Yeah,” Fang replied quietly. “I think it’s broken.” The blackhat medic crouched in front of him on the road, silently strapping his arm tightly to his chest to...
Added 21 Sep 2013 | Category Hardcore
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I emptied my glass, allowing the velvety smooth liquid to envelop my tongue. The rich aroma filled my nostrils, before that all too familiar burn comfortably gripped my throat. I sighed as I leaned forward to place the glass on the coffee table, the milky ice cubes tinkling in hopeful punctuation. There was another half a glass or so in the bottle, I knew. And it called to me. Refilled,...
Added 30 Aug 2013 | Category Straight Sex
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I love laundry day. Sure, it’s an easy job, as far as housework goes, and I have the uncanny ability of making a few loads seem like I’ve cleaned the whole house. Although the smirk my wife gives me every time I declare the family’s clothes to be clean makes me think she might be onto me. But more than anything, it’s the perfect excuse to get my hands on my sister-in-law's dirty panties. ...
Added 28 Aug 2013 | Category BDSM
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