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in a totally non sexual waywould any lesbian sleep/cuddle with a straight guy?? I'm not refereeing to myself....I'm totally speaking in general...........like if he was your friend.
well said by all thanks......keep the fresh comments coming :)
I’m bisexual and I’ve had encounters with other bisexual women as well as Lipstick, Chapstick and Boi Lesbians, and a woman who thought she was a Hasbian. My take on it is that lesbians love women, but that doesn't mean they don't like to be penetrated. Only in cheap pornos do lesbians suck on dildos and I can’t figure out why they do that. They just do what feels good. so you're saying that they're different categories of lesbians.........are you or anyone else too saying that they're lesbians that have never and will never be penetrated by anything....or am I missing what you said.side question for everyone......would a lesbian have sex with a guy if she and her partner wanted to have a baby...I think I've heard that somewhere..or is that off the table and they'll go for the artificial way instead...
explain and justify a dildo(or any penis shaped toy) with balls on it.......you like the tool but not what its attached too??? keep the replies kind(don't hate).......thanks lol :)
Being that I am Bi and not a Lesbian I am just making an assumption. But I don't think its the penis that lesbians do not want to be with, It is what the penis is attached too! I was refereeing to that and other things..........but I'm still wondering somethingsits like why like the fake penises but not the real thingwhat if you could just have the dick but not the thing that its attached toosince you still like/love getting pounded....aren't you kindof contradicting yourselveshave you talk to your lesbian or bi friends about this before.....like when you were younger??
so why do Lesbians like dildos and fake penises but don't like the real thing??explain this please and thank youyou like getting pounded but not by the real thing??what gives........please be kind....thanks :)
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A. Love themB. Hate themC. Don’t mind them(does this mean you still wear them but only for "special" occasions) And why??
I've had a couple of boyfriends and a husband and none of them ever had a problem with this. I think it's just you, baby. never said I had a problem....I know how to work it lol.....it was just a general thought.....just from viewing a lot of girl on girl porn....seems like they can just work it in better and stuffI wonder if lesbians or experimenting girls have ever had an awkward moment trying to find the hole(looking or not looking)
lol you know what I mean....as far as guys having a little trouble finding the hole
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