I'm kind of a big deal. HEY EVERYONE! COME SEE HOW GOOD I LOOK! I love... carpet. I love...desk. I love...Lamp.. LOUD NOISES!!!!! Cairo... that's in Egypt. Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious vee of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes "Oh my god, I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf," and grabs me by the wiener... I tea-bagged your drum set! Dale Doback: Can we turn our beds into bunkbeds? Brennan Huff: It will give us so much extra space in our room to do activities! Dr. Robert Doback: Your adults, you can do what you want. Dale Doback: This is the funnest night ever! When I was a kid, when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur, I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex more than anything in the world, I made my arms short and I roamed the back yard, I chased the neighborhood cats, I growled and I roared, everybody knew me and was afraid of me, and one day my dad said "Bobby you are 17, it's time to throw childish things aside" and I said "OK Pop", but he didn't really say that he said that "Stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a job". 25 and Single love to laugh and have a great time with friends A woman went to a tat parlor and said put a turkey on one hip and santa on the other..the artist did what she asked. when she was done and ready to leave the artist said "may I ask why such unusual hip tattoos?" The woman looked at him and stated" I am tired of my husband saying there is nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas.."
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I've had a couple of boyfriends and a husband and none of them ever had a problem with this. I think it's just you, baby. never said I had a problem....I know how to work it lol.....it was just a general thought.....just from viewing a lot of girl on girl porn....seems like they can just work it in better and stuffI wonder if lesbians or experimenting girls have ever had an awkward moment trying to find the hole(looking or not looking)
lol you know what I mean....as far as guys having a little trouble finding the hole
are women better at putting it in(dildos,vibrators,and so on) cuz they have a vagina so they know how it all works down there.......are they faster at finding the hole..
lol ok
where are these fan sites loldo they show pics lol......no homo
in a totally straight waydo you think the guys of the jersey shore castare well hung or decently hung?I mean they sure get laid a lot so you'd have to think there is some good reason for that and to keep the ladies coming back...
anyways.....lol....I'm bad....soooo how's team USA doing in the Olympics....lol.....hows the weather in your home state...lol....looks like I have to go back to the drawing board....lol
ok so many your not in the driver seat....also lets include pads(lol).....what if you were a passenger.....kindof if you ever peed into a can or something(being in the passenger or back seat) while stuck in traffic....I have ADD so I'm all always thinking....thanks for supporting and kindof understanding my weirdness...
can you change your tampon while in the driver seat...perhaps while driving or stuck in traffic....just a random thought that popped into my head today...
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