I work all the time and I never get laid so I would probably just be jealous that someone is having fun

never been on the other end of that statement but I did nearly get fired for chasing one of my bosses out of the building with the intent of kicking the shit out of him for calling a female coworker a dirty fucking cunt.

If I think about it I think it is disgusting, but during the act I would kiss her or even go down on her and clean her up without even the slightest hesitation. As for making you gay, you are what you are and nothing is going to change that. I guess for me I like it when she is focused on pleasing me and I really only focus on her, there is nothing better than when she is writhing in ecstasy.

I had a friend who said it was the best thing in the world and said I should try it with a girl sometime, she just said that you needed plenty of lube and you need to get her really relaxed and as turned on as possible and really take your time or it would hurt her really bad. Had one girlfriend who wanted to try it but we could never quite get there but it was the only time I have ever seen a girl to violently squirt. I think she actually enjoyed the attempts more than I did.

motherless

because I am a freak, and aside from the pedos it is a pretty good site.

I am a certified culinary professional aka a chef I love working with food but I hate the people I work with. For stress relief I go to the shooting range I am a military trained sharpshooter (no this is not a sniper) nothing relieves stress better than a high power rifle. LOL

ok, so here goes as one of the annoying males on here, I will say that the avatar certainly is what catches my attention and in your case to go in and check out your pics. I always try to check the biography before I add someone because as a straight male I get a similar situation from gay males, personally I will talk to anyone as long as they are respectful about it (and I try to practice this as well). changing or removing your avatar would help but I would still click and I think I have even sent you a friend request (yes, because you have amazing pics on your profile) but if I had seen that you were not interested in men or many want to talk to someone before they add them I would respect your wishes.

hope this helps.
-Brian

77% actually thought I'd be higher lol

yes we have a new hostess at work she is 36 and sexy as all hell and I had an erection that would not go away

maybe you should put him in a situation that provides him a chance to get worked up, I girl I once dated fell victim to my work stress we went out with friends and she started getting frisky under the table with all of her friends right there we ended up making multiple trips to my jeep for not so quick quickies.

one more thing that has happened to me is when my ex and I would go out we ended up with her friends going around town, one of the worst situations you can be in as a guy is with a group man bashing drunken girls. She also was famous for needing a quick stop at the mall to get something, just to let you know quick stop at the mall for lingerie awesome, quick stop at the mall for a five hour spending spree on bed linen and you might get stranded.