“Pick one envelope, green=go, pink=pussy, black=dark, follow the clues, collect the items.”

I leave the room. 

He opens the black envelope (as I knew he would).

1 GARAGE: black X on the toolbox, a flogger

2 LIVING ROOM: a picture of the moon

3 KITCHEN: lube and butt plug 

4 BEDROOM:  I am there, bent over the bed naked. 

He sees the tattoo, a large X across my butt, which forms arrows when my cheeks are parted.

“Like a treasure map, X marks the spot! I knew you would pick black. I wanted your first anal to be special.”