I am not a BBC (BIG BLACK COCK).I am a human being.I have feelings.I have emotions.I laugh.I cry.I am not to be at your disposalBecause you want a piece.I will not show you proofOf what they say about Black guys.No need to get the tape measure.We won't be...
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The Chat Whisperer
A discouraged Shauna receives a visit from the person she needs mostShauna's desktop screen flashed the message notification "Mail for LuvShauna" from someone in her circle, interrupting her train of thought. To her pleasant surprise the sender was SexyBrit22, with whom she had shared an animated cyber flirtation over sev...
The Imposter
Sarah's parents have decided. She is to be married to a man of wealth and distinction.Sarah didn’t know that her mother was about to visit her in her chamber and had already surrendered herself to the throes of sexual ecstasy. The warm liquid tongue of one of her handmaids, Cherry, was extruded deep within the inner lips of Sarah’s vulva,...
Size Discrimination
Fanny is aware that most people regard Qafira, her foreign teacher, as a freak.Fanny regarded her teacher with fascination from where she sat at the back of the classroom. Qafira was so very thin. Were they all as thin as her where she came from? Almost all skin and bones. Hardly any fat on the woman at all. She knew that Qafira wou...
Me and Dawn was both born 'n raised in Hooterville. We never dated, though. We'd just hang out with our friends at the Tasty-Freeze and stuff. We was always "Just Friends." You know, the kind of friends where the girl just wants to have fun and the guy ju...
Three Vampire Night
Being a vampire is more complicated than it used to be.The sun went down. Lenore crawled from her shallow grave, listless and hungry. At the same time, Baron Latos rose from the coffin in his castle crypt, driven from the dreamless sleep of death by a most unholy craving. And, on the other side of town, Danie...
Reed is a lover, a bounder, a rake, Where hearts are wanting, he’s there on the take. In low conversations of hearts in need, Whispered enquiries: “Have you tried Reed?” Effortless grace and boundless urbanity; He thinks of himself, a gift to humanity. T...
Suddenly Wanting Incest!
A parody of bad incest storiesJohnny N. Cestorama woke up one morning in his bedroom to the sound of his mother yelling at him from downstairs to come down and eat breakfast. Johnny yawned, and then got out of bed to put his clothes on. As he was doing so, he admired himself in the mi...
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Suddenly wanting incest!
A parody of bad incest stories(Real) Author’s Note: This is not a parody of incest stories in general or the concept in general, and there are several incest stories that are quite good. It is only a parody of poorly written incest stories, of which there are quite a few. ------------...
Trial by Jury of Her Peers (or oglers)
Barrister embarrassed bare assed take off but not strip Sir William S. Gilbert againWhen I,dear friend, first became a slut I started withso much passion But unlike the whores who lewdly strut My clothing was well out of fashion. I’d bras and thongs and minis very short, Tube tops that displayed my boobies, Intimate teddies in which to c...
Queen Gamer’s Song ( I can't think why!)
Satriical ditty re King Gama's Song by William S. GilbertIf you pay close attention, and I’m very sure you do, You’ll discover I am no one you can easily pooh-pooh. My body’s very finely tuned as is my intellect. If I’ve any faults at all, they’re too small to detect. My beauty and my genius are so obvious to s...
My Sniveling Toads, Good Morning
Another satire from HMS PinaforeBITCH I am a Mistress as I said before TOADIES And you treat us as you should BITCH You’re sniveling little chaps Whose bums need many slaps With a paddle made of wood. TOADIES We're sniveling little chaps Whose bums need many slaps With a paddle made of...
Nightmare Butt-Fuck Song
I loan the naughty version of the Nightmare song below to WIlliam S. GilbertWhen you're lying awake as your butt starts to ache And your sphincter's so sore that it makes you whine, You deserve a rebuke for shoving that cuke Way up there, where the sun can’t ever shine. If you'd used a small carrot your anus could bear it And tha...
For she is a pure cum slut
For she is an Englishmen's dreamDespite all of the evidence Like cream inside her underpants She remains technically pure She remains technically pure Of the sex act she is wary Though she’d long since lost her cherry And she does experiment. Yes, she does experiment. She may put naught...
Three little sluts who drool
Maiden Japan and laid in every port these three girls know how to cavortEach girl described below is over the age of 16 TRIO – Cum-Cum , Peep-Hole , and Titties-Sing , with Chorus of Girls . The Three . Three little sluts who drool are we, Hungry for any cock we see To be full of cum, our fantasy, Three little sluts who drool...