Forum posts made by 800ibgorrila

Topic Hardcore Incest Story
Posted 07 May 2008 13:14



Men feel hurt emotionally when their women get hurt physically. Men are problem solvers and they want to make everything better and feel helpless when they can't. At least that's my theory.

Sorry, was just building off of your theory.

Topic COMFORT FOODS?
Posted 07 May 2008 12:42

At my house, it was sunday brunch. My mom always made crepes. If you don't know, a crepe is a really thin pancake that you roll up like a burrito and put stuff in it. She used to make breakfast crepes with eggs and cheese and ham, but she also made dessert crepes with fruit and whipped cream. She'd make the crepes, my dad made the eggs, I used to make the toast (i was little) my brother and sister made bacon and porkroll, my grandma made cheese cake. Very fattening, but it was a great time in my life.

Topic DON'T FORGET MOM!
Posted 06 May 2008 21:23

That's pretty cool tech. Makes one think about what they can do for their still living mother. She wont' be around forever. I was thinking of making her a custom music cd. She always likes to drink coffee and read with some music in her gazebo during the morning hours.

Topic Hardcore Incest Story
Posted 05 May 2008 21:40

First, let me say that I would never make light of what anybody on this forum has gone through. I am not a heartless monster, and it hurts me greatly to hear that evil like this exists in the world.

I say this because what I am about to ask may sound inappropriate. If it is, feel free to flame.

Here goes. Given what techgoddess has just said about men wanting to fix things and feel helpless when they can't, does anyone else think that sometimes, women don't want things to be fixed? Maybe I'm generalizing, but it seems that women hold on to this kind of pain rather than trying to make things ok. Whereas men either take direct action, or forget about it.

Keep in mind that I'm not saying which way is better. I am only sharing my observations on the subject. Being a guy, when something happens to a woman that I love, I want to make things ok again. But sometimes, it seems like they are the only thing standing in my way.

Topic Writer's block
Posted 05 May 2008 21:02

My favorite is to listen to a playlist that I've made on Itunes and just let my mind wander. Then I just write whatever comes into my head, not worrying about it being coherant. Sometimes it's good stuff, most of the time it sucks. But it gets my mind going.

I use music a lot when I write. When I'm writing something sexy, I'll put on some sexy music and let drip out. When there is some action going on, I'll put on some rock, or some electronic music and imagine it like a movie with a soundtrack.

After I've written stuff, I like to daydream about what song I would use for specific scenes. I always like to ask people if there was a song that they know of that would go good with what they read. I don't know, I'm weird like that.

Topic FIRST JOBS & JOBS THAT SUCKED!
Posted 05 May 2008 20:46

For my first job, I was a gas station attendent. I was 13 and couldn't legally work yet, so my boss paid me under the table. But I got fired after two days because I kept forgetting to put the gas caps back on the cars. confused5

But that wasn't my worst job. The worst was when I worked at a trailer park/camp ground as a life guard. It was hot, and the people who lived there were assholes. Cept for the owner's daughter. She was nice.Drool We called her the trailer park princess. She'd always come around the pool in a bikini and show offboobieflash2 . She used to like to watch me do push-ups. But even with her, it was a nightmare. Lots of screaming kids who were drinking by the time they were 10, typical wife-beater dads and hair-curler moms, and bugs that would drain a small dog dry before he could roll over.

My best job though, was when I was a lifeguard at a day camp. They had a big indoor pool and all my coworkers were gorgeous females. I worked there for 4 summers, best times of my life.occasion5

Topic Marriage on the rocks? KY to the rescue
Posted 05 May 2008 13:30

and when you run out of the stuff... his and hers dildos. Shhh

Topic Imageshack test
Posted 05 May 2008 13:26

I feel like such a dude right now, but I had no idea those were poppies. If Tech hadn't said something, I wouldn't have even thought about it.

dontknow

Topic Hardcore Incest Story
Posted 04 May 2008 00:08

I'm not here to judge. I only hope people will read my stuff and enjoy it. But I have only written fantasy/romance type stuff so far, and I still get emails from people who say my stories are repulsive, due to some of the more explicit content. There is always going to be someone who isn't into what your into.

Personally, I believe that as long as they are just writing about it, and not actually doing it, you can write any fucked up thing you want. There are some things that I personally won't read, but that's my right. And since this is Lush's site, she gets to set the rules about what can be posted. If she doesn't want rape, violence, or bestiality, that is her right. And I support her.

As for the issue of not knowing if something you don't want is going to be in a story, I know that Storiesonline.net has story codes. When you post, you have to go through a list of different fetishes and check the ones that appear in your story. There is everything from Heterosexual stories with no sex at all, to underage pregnant werewolves being forced to blow vampires in the future. When you search for a story, you can choose to filter out the story codes that you don't like. It works pretty well in reverse too. You can find a very specific story type without much fuss. hello1

Topic A girl's best friend
Posted 02 May 2008 01:50

Lol, well thanks girls. I'm glad the love of shiny things is rooted in a love of whoever gave it too you, and not just because it's shiny.

Topic About positions...
Posted 30 Apr 2008 23:02

And I have trouble imagining a position that doesn't like you, Tech.

Topic A girl's best friend
Posted 30 Apr 2008 23:00

Ok, so B, you appreciate the love that went into getting you a diamond. Is there something else that would mean just as much do you that didn't require a down payment? What if I'm a poor boy with an excellent sexual education and an LD, who loves you a bunch? What do I get you then?

And Tech, why the sparkly things? whats up with that?dontknow

Topic QUESTION #4 FOR THE BOYS
Posted 30 Apr 2008 22:49

As much as I would like to, I can't disagree with most of what you've said. But in my experience, it has been women that have had more trouble letting go. I don't think I'm in that 99 percentile, but I've never even thought of making that loser phone call.

My favorite thing that women do is when you see them again like 6 months later, in a club, the grocery store, a restaurant, and they try to impress you with how amazing their life has been without you. Love it.

Btw, i'm not bitter. Promise Boo hoo!

Topic A girl's best friend
Posted 30 Apr 2008 18:40

Why do gals like jewelry, specifically diamonds, so much?

Topic A prime example...
Posted 30 Apr 2008 12:23

Chef, I guess people do what they can get away with. That girl, and probably many other girls out there, learned that men don't like to see women cry. Men let them get away with it because we really don't know how to handle someone crying. We've been conditioned from early on to be tough. So when we see it from girls we are like, "Oh crap, I broke her!" And then we want to fix it.

Solution: Don't be that girl. Crying is ok. Everyone does it, even guys. Especially the ones who say they don't. And ladies, the next time you want something from us, you don't have to show a little cleavage to get it, just appeal to our sense of logic. That would impress me much more than any amount of boobage. However, if you want show me boobage too, that's perfectly fine.

boobieflash2 tard

Topic About positions...
Posted 30 Apr 2008 03:54

I'm wondering, what sexual position is your favorite? And what is it about this position that sets it apart from the others?

I ask because, for me, I like em all. I've never needed a certain angle to get off more easily, or more intensely (I get off easily enough, no worries therecrybaby ). But I've been with women who could only orgasm if they were on top, or missionary, or doggy style, you get the idea.

Topic A prime example...
Posted 29 Apr 2008 18:33

I've known women to cry. I'm not sure if they ever cried with the sole objective of getting what they want, but I seen it. (Hopefully I've never made a girl cry. That would suck) Would it bother me to learn that a woman did that? Yeah, it would. But what the heck am I gonna do about it.

Would it bother me if a girl flirted with me to get something? (ex. showing cleavage, laughing at my stupid jokes, touching me for no reason) No, I like to flirt, and I don't assume a woman digs me just because she's flirting. Hell, I flirt with my grandmother, and I'm not planning on getting in her time-worn panties.sad3

Topic Hardcore Incest Story
Posted 28 Apr 2008 22:32

Incest, like it or not, is one of the most popular genres. It's kind of the dirty little secret of erotica. Why? Because people always want what they can't have. And no matter how adept you are at attracting members of the opposite sex, it will never be acceptable to have an intimate relationship with a family member. The taboo aspect is an undeniable fact.

But one of the major keys to writing a good incest story seems to be love. In my experience, there have been very few good incest stories involving non-consensual sex. Is incest wrong, I don't know. But forcing sex on anybody against their will certainly is. What this man did isn't sexy, it's evil.

Is it OK to write about incest and post stories about it with the intent to titillate? I believe so. If there is anything right about incest, it's that.

Topic Guys, How do feel about cheaters? Do you think once a cheater always a cheater? Or do you give them
Posted 28 Apr 2008 15:19

I'd never try to tell someone how their relationship should work. But for me, I can't abide cheating. Mostly because I would feel guilty. I'd wonder if there was something wrong with me, and if there was, why wouldn't she tell me about it. I've never cheated, or been cheated on to my knowledge. But if there was something that I couldn't provide for her that she needed to get elsewhere, then maybe I'm not the right man for her.

I'm not trying to stake the moral high ground here, but I've had the chance to cheat, with no worry of her finding out, and I couldn't even get aroused by the idea. But if I cheated, I'd tell my girlfriend and let her decide what she wanted to do with me. If she couldn't forgive, I'd understand.

Topic Porn
Posted 28 Apr 2008 14:59

Being single, I watch way more porn then I should. Especially with it being so easy to obtain nowadays. Plus, I can't write when I'm horny, and I'm horny a lot. If I want to get anything done I have to bite the bullet and head over to YouPorn, or PornEskimo, and get a release.

Topic QUESTION #5 GENTLEMAN!
Posted 28 Apr 2008 14:52

The sexiest times for me, were when she was completely clothed in whatever she was wearing that day and I could take my time getting it off of her. If I'm ready to go, it doesn't matter what she is wearing, I'll find her sexy. She could be wearing a HAZ-MAT suit, if we are both game, I'll make it work.

The best times for me always start off slow, with an affirmation of our affection. Then it just gets hotter from there. I prefer to "unwrap the gift", and I'll admire the paper for a second, but in the end it's comin off.

Topic QUESTION #4 FOR THE BOYS
Posted 28 Apr 2008 14:42

I don't think either sex truly understands the other. I've never felt like anybody, man or women, truly gets me. Nor do I believe that I completely understand men, and I am one! We do things sometimes that just make me WTF!

However, I think it is possible to understand individuals to a great degree. A person of the opposite sex will have an extra layer of complexity to them, just on the fact that they have their gender to consider. But there are plenty of women that I understand better then men, despite us not having the same private parts.

Topic O.K. GUYS QUESTION #2
Posted 28 Apr 2008 14:33

This is probably going to sound lame. I've had a crush on this girl for ages, and I can't seem to get over her.

Now, I'm not stalking her. I don't even know where she is nowadays. She has red hair, brown eyes, and the most amazing personality. She's funny, she's sassy, she's smart. All that, and she's hot. I can't even describe very well. Just imagine the hottest girl you've ever seen, then imagine that she doesn't even realize that she's hot. But the greatest thing about her was her openess to sexuality. She just loved being sexual. It was refreshing.

Anyway, she's three years older than me and we were good friends for a while. I lost track of her during college. I never made a move on her because I didn't really believe she would look at me as more than a younger brother. My loss.

As for who I'd want to be, Superman comes to mind. He's my rolemodel.angel7

Topic "Straight" guys
Posted 28 Apr 2008 13:47

No, not me. And not for a lack of opportunity. I live in Las Vegas and am surrounded on all sides by good looking gay men. It just doesn't get me going. It doesn't turn me off like it did when I was a teenager, but honestly, I don't think I could do that.

Besides, women are just so much more delicious!

Topic I like kittens, and canons, but never together.
Posted 28 Apr 2008 04:12

Hi all!

I've posted my story on a few other sites, but I like this one and thought it would be cool to post here as well. I haven't been writing very long, but I really want to get better. Any constructive criticism is most welcome. I write mostly fantasy type stuff.

As for myself, I'm 26, a substitute teacher, and a closet romantic. I like chocolate milk, Mountain Dew, 24 hour pizza delivery, girls who don't know how beautiful they are, playing video games with my friends, my Ipod, and waking up early enough to catch a sunrise every now and then. Or more likely, staying up late enough to catch one.thumbup

I was wondering, if any artists out there take a liking to any of my stories, I'd love it if someone wanted to draw my characters. I'm rubbish at visual arts, that's why I have to write it down. I'd be very interested to know what people see in their minds when they read my stuff.

Anyway, have a good Monday guys.