Just a semi-retired guy with an overactive imagination (and libido) who always wanted to be a writer. At my age, my chances for 15 minutes of fame are diminishing rapidly, so this is as close as I'm going to get!
Without a doubt a natural redhead would be my preference, and I would want it full or trimmed. I want the collar to match the cuffs>
1. Generalissimo Francisco Franco (and he's still dead!)2. Il Duce, Benito mussolini3 Der Fuhrer, Adolf Hitler fka adof Schickelgruber aka the paperhanger.4. Sister Mary Whatsername, my grade school principal (And no, I'm not kidding!)For extra credit: who was the heir apparent before he was assasinated?
The legs are nice but what they're attached to........naughty, methinks!
Partly cloudy and 70 degrees......in November!! in New York of all places! How could we be so lucky?
Red wine has more antioxidants (Resveratrol) than white wine.Pinot Noir has more antioxidants than other red wines.Finger Lakes (NY) Pinot's have more antioxidants than other Pinot's.=================Napa is auto parts, Finger Lakes is wine!
She could go either way depending on her mood, but she's definitely educated!
His avatar is a toon! He's not naughty, he's just drawn that way!
A woman tastes ten times better than Godiva! And besides, chocolate doesn't moan while you eat it!
To name a few more classics:"Here's looking at you, kid" Casablanca"I'll be back!" Terminator"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse." Godfather"Show me the money!" Gerry McGuire"I feel the need.... the need for speed!" Top Gun"I lovethe smell of napalm in the morning!" Apocalypse Now"Houston, we have a problem." Apollo 13"Who's on first, Wha'ts on second, I don't know's on third" The Naughty Nineties (You need to listen to the entire five minute clip to get the most out of this classic)
Like most of us, I get a lot of junk mail. It’s usually pretty easy to spot, so I don’t even give it the courtesy of opening it. I just file it in the waste basket. But this piece was different. It said it was from the Ministry of the Interior of one of those tiny ethnic states that emerged from the wreckage of the former Soviet Union. It was addressed to Professor William Kearns, which...
Added 11 Nov 2015 | Category Hardcore
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As we grow older, it’s only natural to think back on the events of one’s life. Every now and then, I do the same. Religiously, I read through the ‘Irish Sports Page'. (For those unfamiliar with the term, I refer to the obituary column.) One Sunday, one of them caught my eye. It read, “Antoinette Dellasandro, 85, widow of the late Mario Dellasandro, survived by a daughter, Dierdre.” It brought...
Added 18 Jun 2015 | Category First Time
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“Inge, you may bring Grey in now...” floated through the open balcony door. Inge, looking a little cross, lifted her velvet lips from the crown of my cock. She pulled the panty gag from my mouth. Grabbing hold of my shaft, she said, “Come with me.” Leading me by my cock, we entered Dieter’s Cabin. “Ist das nicht eine geile muschi?" He said as we all stared down at the neat triangle...
Added 02 Jun 2015 | Category Group Sex
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I was fortunate enough to win a cruise for two to the Caribbean. So, naturally I called up Karen and asked if she could go along. Much to my delight, she accepted. We met in Miami and rode together to the pier. I was totally amazed at the size of this ship. Taller than an aircraft carrier but just as long, it almost made you wonder just how in hell did it not roll over. After boarding we...
Added 18 May 2015 | Category Fetish
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As much as Karen loves the outdoors, I was surprised to find out that she had never gone tent camping before. She seemed quite excited when I proposed the idea, so I went ahead and collected a tent, two sleeping bags, a Coleman Stove, and enough food and drink to feed us well for the weekend. So, off we went, to a remote part of the northeast Kingdom of Vermont, not far from the Canadian...
Added 20 Apr 2015 | Category Group Sex
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It’s been said that, once you've left, you can never go home again. I found that to be false. Last week, I returned to my home town to visit my baby sister, Fran. Fran and I are close, and we visit one another a couple of times a year, catch up on old times, and stay connected. After college, it seems we both returned home, living with siblings and parents until we got to the point of...
Added 08 Apr 2015 | Category Quickie Sex
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I had just witnessed the woman of my dreams being ravished by another man’s finger, ending in an awesome orgasm. Part of me was disgusted that I did nothing to stop it and part of me was so turned on that I wanted to see it again. Karen had loved every second of it, to the point that she took his oversized manhood deep into her throat, and, sputtering and gagging over its size, gotten him to...
Added 30 Mar 2015 | Category Cuckold
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There I was, standing at her front door, flowers in hand, my excitement level way up. It had been several weeks since our last meet, and I was looking forward to surprising her. Ever since we actually met, I had been smitten by her good looks, hot body, and especially her hair. I have a thing for redheads, and Karen surely fit the bill. In past visits, I always met her at her store, but...
Added 27 Mar 2015 | Category Cuckold
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I could feel thepressure if her thighs against my ears, and if that wasn’t proof enough, her ragged breathing and ecstatic moans told me of her orgasm. Her hands both full of my hair, she pulled me up from her moist cleft. She thrust her hips against my face, saying, “Fuck me Grey! Fuck me now!” With a smile on my face and her essence on my nose and chin, I replied, “Not until I drink my...
Added 13 Mar 2015 | Category Straight Sex
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After more than a year of chatroom meetings and e-mail correspondence, I finally had an opportunity to meet my online friend Karen. We had exchanged jokes, happy and sad times, even photos. We had even gone so far as swapping very personal selfies, mine of me stepping from the shower, and hers was a shot of her lying on her bed, naked, crooking her finger in a come here gesture matching the...
Added 04 Mar 2015 | Category Oral Sex
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