About Banes1


I am a retired physical education teacher and coach. I have been a substitute teacher for the past six years and decided this year (Fall 2017) to no longer sub.

I have been here twice before using the same name. Each of the first two times I was here, I met many wonderful people. The reason(s) I left are unimportant. I have moved on and am much happier. This time around I have continued to meet wonderful people and am happy to be back.

I am making an effort to read more stories by authors besides my friends. I have written stories and poems in every category. I enjoy writing even though I am not as accomplished as some authors here. Some of my stories are a mix of actual experiences and fiction while others are pure fiction. I invite all of you to read them and hope that you will enjoy them.

Legendary Story - 1
Recommend Reads – 3
Famous Stories - 11
Audios - 5

⛳ Co-written with and story count: ⛳
Master_Jonathan - 7
Metilda - 1

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I enjoy taking drives with no particular destination in mind. Taking the roads less traveled and seeing things not seen from the highway. Taking walks along nature trails.

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I want to thank all my friends for posting sensual pictures of couples and of women. I appreciate not having the hardcore pictures on my wall. I truly enjoy all of your posts.

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The pictures in my image gallery and albums can be found on the internet. I do not claim ownership or copyright to any of them. If you find one that belongs to you and want it taken down, please contact me and I will gladly do so out of respect for your work.

Relationship Status:
Somewhere golfing, Illinois, United States
Local Time:
12 Dec 2017 11:15
Baseball - Chicago Cubs
Basketball - Chicago Bulls
football - Green Bay Packers
Hockey - Chicago Blackhawks
nature walks
Favorite Books:
War of The Worlds
The Time Machine
Tarzan series
The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes
Favorite Authors:
Ian Fleming
H.G. Wells
Edgar Rice Burroughs
Authur Conan Doyle

Lush Authors in alphabetical order. This is not a ranking of them.

Favorite Movies:
Something's Gotta Give
Narnia Series
Harry Potter Series
James Bond Series
All of John Wayne's Movies
Wizard of Oz
Pretty Woman
Great Escape
The Bridge on the River Kwai
Where Eagles Dare
The Maltese Falcon
The Birds
The Mummy Series
X - Men Series
To name just a few
Favourite TV Shows:
Downton Abbey
Doc Martin
The O'Reilly Factor
Blue Bloods
Favorite Music:
Simon & Garfunkel
Peter, Paul & Mary
Cat Stevens
Diana Krall
Frank Sinatra
Fleetwood Mac
Louis Armstrong
James Galaway
Celine Dion
Josh Groban


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Topic: Promoting my first two RR's and more
Posted: 08 Dec 2017 12:50

I invite you to warm up the holiday season and read the following:

"Mistletoe Magic"

Come find out what happens when Brad adds a little something to the mistletoe.

Here is the Link: https://www.lushstories.com/stories/milf/mistletoe-magic-2.aspx

The Twelve Days Of Christmas (BDSM Style)

Here is the Link: https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-twelve-days-of-christmas-bdsm.aspx

A Special Christmas Gift

His wife surprises him with a gift he has yearned for over the years.

Here is the Link: https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/a-special-christmas-gift.aspx

A Christmas Eve Visit

Little did Todd know that this was a turning point in his life.

Here is the Link: https://www.lushstories.com/stories/quickie-sex/a-christmas-eve-visit-1.aspx

My Christmas Miracle

Robert has a special visitor on Christmas Eve.

Here is the Link: https://www.lushstories.com/stories/supernatural/my-christmas-miracle.aspx

Wishing all of you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Topic: What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
Posted: 05 Dec 2017 19:08

Homemade apple squares

Topic: Alphabet Songs (A-Z)
Posted: 04 Dec 2017 19:49

Ziggy Stardust ——> David Bowie

Topic: Picture that Number
Posted: 04 Dec 2017 19:46


Topic: Last one is the Sexiest (Bringing back an old but much loved thread)
Posted: 04 Dec 2017 19:44

It’s time for me to claim the title.

Topic: Use My Last Word First - in a 5 word sentence..
Posted: 04 Dec 2017 19:42

Substitute Splenda for real sugar.

Topic: What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
Posted: 04 Dec 2017 19:40


Topic: Promoting my first two RR's and more
Posted: 02 Dec 2017 22:44

“Candlelight and Wax Delight” is the title of my new story.

I invite you to come and find out how Eddie helps his wife unwind from a stressful day.

Here is the link: https://www.lushstories.com/stories/bdsm/candlelight-and-wax-delight.aspx

Topic: What's making you happy right at this moment???
Posted: 30 Nov 2017 16:00

The stock market!

Topic: Whats in your mug?
Posted: 30 Nov 2017 15:58

Wine <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/pourwine.gif" alt="Pour Wine">

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Stories Published By Banes1 All Stories »

Candlelight and Wax Delight

With the ability to work from home, I am able to make things less stressful for my wife. The time is near for Margo to arrive home as I check to make sure everything is set. The candles are lit around the edge of the sunken tub, and rose scented bath salt is dissolving in the water. I add the final touch, rose petals and watch them briefly, floating in the partially filled tub. Entering...

Added 02 Dec 2017 | Category BDSM | Votes 14 | Avg Score 4.79 | Views 1,936 | 9 Comments

My Tentacle Encounter

  The long day finally came to an end, after the girls swim team managed to pull off the biggest upset of the year. We beat the defending state champs by one point in our own pool. After the celebration, congratulatory handshakes and hugs, I headed to the locker room to hurry the girls along. When everybody had gone, I sat in my office reveling in our victory and enjoyed the silence...

Added 26 Nov 2017 | Category Monster Sex | Votes 11 | Avg Score 4.64 | Views 2,419 | 7 Comments

The Last Train Ride

  The train slowly built up speed as it started to pull away from the station, steam billowing out from the engine as the piercing sound of the whistle filled the air. Just before the end of the platform, I took one mighty leap and reached out for the rail of the platform of the parlor car.   Pulling myself over the railing, I stood for a moment and straightened out my topcoat. Upon...

Added 20 Nov 2017 | Category Steampunk | Votes 7 | Avg Score 4.86 | Views 673 | 5 Comments

Indecent Exposure

I first noticed how much Casey, the girl next door had changed. Her freshman year at Harvard had ended and she was home for the summer. One morning as I walked to my car, I heard, “Good morning, Officer Hunter.” I looked over, saw her standing there holding the morning paper in her hand. She was wearing a pair of very short shorts and a bikini top that revealed just enough to stir one’s...

Added 18 Nov 2017 | Category Uniform | Votes 22 | Avg Score 4.95 | Views 3,918 | 17 Comments

The Hitchhiker

I was out driving the two-lane country roads with no particular destination in mind. After an hour of driving, I spotted a young girl perched on two suitcases along the side of the road not far ahead. As I got closer, I could see that she was wearing boots and a blue jean vest, she seemed to be about twenty-one, her head was tilted back. Slowing to a stop, I couldn't help notice her...

Added 09 Nov 2017 | Category Horror | Votes 15 | Avg Score 4.93 | Views 2,074 | 15 Comments

All Hallows' Eve Night

The day I dread has arrived, Halloween with kids in costume and the constant ringing of the doorbell. There was a time when I had looked forward to seeing the kids all dressed up, that was before my wife and daughter were killed in a head-on collision with a drunk driver last winter. The parade of kids coming to the door, ringing the bell continued for four long hours. I had ordered, a...

Added 27 Oct 2017 | Category Oral Sex | Votes 30 | Avg Score 4.86 | Views 5,771 | 20 Comments

Stepdaughters Have Fun With Their Stepfathers

  On a scorching hot day in July, the courtroom resounded with the final blow of the gavel. I sat there, relief overtook me as the realization of what just happened began sinking in. My now ex-wife stormed out with her lawyer, the judge had ruled in my favor and she walked out with nothing. Elsa, my now ex-wife cheated on me with another woman, and tried to ruin my reputation along with...

Added 03 Jul 2017 | Category Taboo | Votes 49 | Avg Score 5 | Views 21,376 | 21 Comments

Sex Education with a Personal Touch

It’s Friday night, date night and my stepmom is all decked out. “How do I look, Vance?” “Stunning, Diane. It’s too bad you’re going out.” “Why is that, Vance?” “Because I’d fuck you right there, on the stairs.” “Oh, you naughty boy. Did you forget that we did just that yesterday?” “I remember, that was the best birthday gift you could have given me.” “Turning eighteen is a big deal and...

Added 22 Jun 2017 | Category Taboo | Votes 29 | Avg Score 5 | Views 16,461 | 18 Comments

How I Ended Up with Two Partnerships

I have just wrapped up a meeting with my new client when I hear, "Hi, Mr. Pearson.” Looking up from my paperwork, I see Ms. Thornton leaning over the front of my desk. She is always flirting with me and recently she has become much bolder.  "I want to meet with you at five this afternoon, Mr. Pearson." Hannah, (Ms. Thornton) is my boss and owns the law firm. She is drop dead gorgeous....

Added 15 Jun 2017 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 21 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,545 | 18 Comments

A Rainy Night Becomes A Play Night

Driving home after a stressful day at work, it begins to rain. Traffic soon comes to a crawl as the rain comes down in torrents and two hours later, I'm finally home. After hanging my coat up and putting my bag in the study, I head to the kitchen and take out a bottle of Reisling from the wine refrigerator. Grabbing a wine glass, I head up to my bedroom. I go over to the nightstand by the...

Added 22 May 2017 | Category Toys | Votes 21 | Avg Score 5 | Views 9,414 | 15 Comments

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