About BathBomb


Sex is like pizza, when it's good, it's fuckin fantastic. When it's bad, it's still pretty fuckin good.

Laid back irish guy lookin to make some friends and have a lot of fun along the way.

I was the reason Harry met Sally, and partly responsible for Stella getting her grove back. Tree surgeon extrodinaire, with a four year waiting list. Co-inventor of the word Froghurt. Occasional freedom fighter and town-cryer of some note. Budding swan wrangler, human scarecrow for hire. Shoulder to cry on.

I'm one in a million but common as muck. All my friends call me Turkish for some reason. I brought the house down in vegas, then lost the house in atlantic city. The summer of '08 i spent breaking in Paris Hiltons shoes. I was the one who put the second O in google. Qualified fish whisperer. Distributor of novelty toilet seat cushions. Wig model. I played Man On Donkey #2 in True Grit. I made millions on the stock exchange then lost it all to greenpeace. I invented the Jammy Wagon Wheel.

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23 May 2018 12:22
Liverpool FC. Reading, Writing, Sport, Poker, Movies and Music.
Sexually pretty much anything goes with a couple of exceptions, watersports are out(such a mess!!), and extreme BDSM, a little pain can be pleasurable but there is a line.
Favorite Books:
Fantasy Novel geek! Magician, Sword of Truth Series, Wheel of Time, Lord of the Rings, Lord of the Flies, Shogun, Catch22
Favorite Authors:
Tolkein, Raymond E. Feist, Terry Goodkind, Robert Jordan and Bazooka Joe.
Favorite Movies:
Too many to count. Hot Fuzz, Planes Trains Automobiles, Lord of the Rings, Dark Knight trilogy.
Favorite Music:
Killers, Mumford and Sons, Oasis, Bloc Party, Biffy Clyro, Linkin Park to name a few...


Date Joined:
23 Jan 2013
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Topic: Drink, Date or Fuck no passing!
Posted: 04 Feb 2014 15:47

Straight to fucking
and leave on the thong, yum!

Topic: FAIL Thread
Posted: 13 Jun 2013 17:57


Topic: Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted: 13 Jun 2013 17:40

noo shoos weee

Topic: Favourite Simpsons Quotes
Posted: 02 Feb 2013 20:36

Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds!
Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me?

Topic: Complete The Sentence!
Posted: 02 Feb 2013 20:15

The last thing i want to do is.... masterbate before i die.

But my insurance provider said....

Topic: Three words said about the person above you
Posted: 02 Feb 2013 20:07

chaffing: vaseline needed....

Topic: Favourite Tv/Movie Comedy Clips?
Posted: 02 Feb 2013 19:06


Topic: Favourite Tv/Movie Comedy Clips?
Posted: 02 Feb 2013 19:04

Antbody want to share their favourite tv or movie comedy clips, classic or new, to brighten up the day?
Here's a couple of mine, hope you enjoy.


Topic: Best and Worst of You
Posted: 02 Feb 2013 18:47

What do you think are your best and worst traits? Regarding your personality or body or whatever.

My sense of humour- i like to think so anyway.

Procrastination- I have the uncanny ability to put off anything that can be done today until tomorrow, and never get anything done...

Physicaly i've a good set of balls but a terrible ass... awful!

Topic: How Many People Are "The Daily Show with John Stewart" fans?
Posted: 02 Feb 2013 18:36

Love it, the guy's a foot!

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