About Belthazor


Okay, update time. Sooo...

Hi. I'm Jason.

I spend too much time fantasizing about what life would be like if I had superpowers, my libido kind of annoys me half the time and I stress about everything. I'm passionate about my art, but I hardly do any of it these days for various reasons. I feel like I work and try to better myself nonstop, but continually have nothing to show for it and am basically going nowhere fast.

I'm in school again, so... that's new. Hopefully I can hold my act together well enough this time to finish my degree and maybe get on with my life.

On a more positive note, I'm in love with the most wonderful woman in the world. She makes me feel like maybe my life isn't a total waste and I adore her with everything that I am. Aaaand if I wasn't as broke as a leg in a cast, I'd have proposed ages ago. But I'm poor and I know what kind of ring she deserves. And what kind of life. So I'm working on all that and she -being the greatest woman ever- puts up with me.

Maybe I'll be back to writing stories sometime in the future. I hope so. In the meantime... I'll just keep popping in every day to see what's new, maybe make a forum comment or two. Maybe do some reading.

If you've actually read all of this, I appreciate it! 10 points to your Hogwarts House of choice.

Relationship Status:
In a Relationship with Hybr1d
Florida, Florida, United States
Local Time:
28 May 2017 00:20
I'm a huge nerd. Not an exageration at all. Anime, manga, comic books, video games, cosplaying, the whole shebang. I read a lot (like, a lot a lot), I love watching movies and tv (especially comedies and musicals), I love music (can't live without it), so I sing, jam out, headbang, all that. I do a bit of ameteur swordplay (mostly for fun). I have a collection of swords that continues growing (mostly for display), and I love animals. I'm in college right now and... yeah, that's me.
Favorite Books:
My beloved Harry Potter series, the Percy Jackson & The Olympians series and the spinoff series Heroes of Olympus, the Vampire Academy series and its spinoff series Bloodlines (amazing!), House of the Scorpion, the Chronicles of Narnia (don't judge me!), The Night Circus, Star Wars: The Old Republic: Revan (even though it ended horribly!) and about a bajillion others.
Favorite Authors:
J.K. Rowling, C.S. Lewis, K. A. Applegate, Richelle Mead, Saga, Rick Riordan, Bram Stoker and a bunch more.
Favorite Movies:
Anything Disney, the Harry Potter series, anything Marvel, Star Wars, musicals, comedies and horror back when it was good.
Favourite TV Shows:
Supernatural, Doctor Who, DragonBall Z/Super, The Flash, DC's Legends of Tomorrow, Constantine, Vixen, Jessica Jones, Luke Cage, Daredevil
Favorite Music:
Pretty much everything but only a very little bit of Country or Techno. And virtually no rap/hip hop. I looooove classic rock, metal, Broadway and randomly: drinking songs. Especially Irish ones.


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08 Mar 2011
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Topic: Porn or Real Girls?
Posted: 27 May 2017 21:52

Side note: Please, jack off or whatever to my stories, not so much my picture. Please. Thank you and have a lovely day.


Topic: Presidential offspring - out of bounds or fair game..?
Posted: 26 May 2017 18:36

I'm hurt that you would say that. I was so nice to you, where did that come from?

...I'm honestly not sure if you're being sarcastic.

Topic: Presidential offspring - out of bounds or fair game..?
Posted: 26 May 2017 17:50

What you fail to understand is that we come across as childlike sometimes and it's hard for us to 'adult', because we all admire you so much, well, I know I do, with your excellent profile picture.

Well I'm so sorry I didn't use something brilliant like a stock photo from the internet of some bimbo in a thong.

Topic: Presidential offspring - out of bounds or fair game..?
Posted: 26 May 2017 17:23

My God, the amount of butthurt children in this so-called "forum" is pathetic.

Topic: Presidential offspring - out of bounds or fair game..?
Posted: 24 May 2017 19:17

I think he was trying to explain that he doesn't have a shrivelled penis. That's what I understood from his rant. His opinion of stay at home mums might cause women to doubt his testicular ability. Perhaps those are shrivelled? <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/dontknow.gif" alt="dontknow">

If his vocabulary is an indication of his education, that link you sent him is useless. You will have to draw him a pic of an aeroplane to help him understand. <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/eusa_shhh.gif" alt="Shhh">

<img src="/forum/images/emoticons/angel7.gif" alt="angel7">


Whatever helps you sleep at night, sweetheart. I could crush you both with my IQ, but it's honestly not worth my time.

I have a world of respect for stay-at-home moms. But there is a difference between a stay-at-home mom (like my mother for most of my life) and a self-loathing twit who wants to take women's right back to 1935.

Topic: Presidential offspring - out of bounds or fair game..?
Posted: 24 May 2017 19:14


Adorable. You assume I'm for completely open borders, when what I want is a clear path to citizenship. You think they're not just as controlled as the Democrats? Rotflmao You're hilarious. Your orange dip$hit only ran for President to fuel his own ego and pay off his debts to his billionaire buddies

I normally never use such language; I actually somewhat regret my spiel, but people like you just infuriate me with your ignorance and blind following of the GOP.

And actually, my stories are pretty classy if I do say so myself. I've only heard good things. But they're probably beyond your reading level, so don't strain yourself.

I find it interesting that because I disagree with you, I must gen an anarchist who believes in nothing and smashed up some stores out of their pointless crusade.

Meanwhile, your butthurt rage is delicious.


Topic: Presidential offspring - out of bounds or fair game..?
Posted: 23 May 2017 18:22

<img src="/forum/images/emoticons/angel7.gif" alt="angel7">

What kind of self-loathing dumbass must a woman be to vote for a mysoginistic asshole like Drumf? You must love cooking dinner, having babies and scrubbing the floor because apparently that's what you want your rights to consist of. You ignorant, vapid waste of flesh.

It's pretty hilarious that you idiots are so loud about undocumented workers when your dumbass fürher was caught MULTPIPLE TIMES employing them.

And if you idiots think the Republican'ts aren't controlled by the EXACT SAME corporate masters as the Democraps, you really are as stupid as you look.

Quit drinking the Kool-Aid you're sucking out of the GOP's shriveled dicks and educate yourself, you useless bitch.

Topic: Presidential offspring - out of bounds or fair game..?
Posted: 23 May 2017 18:17

Somebody has been watching late nights show on hbo... (sorry forgot his british name).
My question to you is.
Did the media EVER did such a background check on the Obama's parental background?
If yes, why not show it. If no, why not? Is the media biased?
You tell me.

On topic, I do think the (lack of) upbringing is fair play. However, what kids do as being a kid, no.

I do remember a spanish government member (who I shall not name) who refused to get a group photo with his two (goth) childeren. I think this is fine as a way of protecting his offspring from the (sometimes cruel) media.

Uuuhh, except they did. Your memory seems very conveniently limited. They dragged up allot the dirt on his father, a Muslim Kenyan nationalist and his mother, a white American woman, while trying to claim that Obama was the antichrist or a Muslim extremist or not an American citizen. But nice try.

And you're thinking of John Oliver. And no, actually. I don't have HBO, but nice try.

Topic: Does sex with a big cock enlarge the vagina?
Posted: 20 May 2017 22:41


Topic: How often do guys masturbate? (really)
Posted: 16 May 2017 16:27

3 or 4 times yesterday. That's about the average. lol

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