Well, time to update this thing, sooo...What up, pervs?? I'm here primarily to read stories and chat with some awesome people. I'm an open-minded guy, so if you'd care to chat (about anything, really), drop me a line! I don't bite....Much. Ladies, I love getting requests and chatting, so drop a line. Be sociable. I don't bite... much.If you are reading this and you are (biologically or mentally) a gentleman into other gentleman, I don't discriminate. If you'd like to chat with me or add me, go for it!I love talking to people, but please be someone who can hold up a decent conversation. That goes for men, women and everyone in-between.NOTE: I will not be accepting random friend requests anymore. At least include some kind of message. I'm over having a long list of friends who never talk to me. I've made several good friends on here, a few of whom I honestly would do anything for. You know who you are. So please, talk to me first. Send a message, comment on some of my stories, if you happen to see me in the chatrooms (not likely, but it's possible), drop a line.And to my close friends on here (who shall remain nameless unless they're cool with being named), I love you ladies with all my heart. You're like sisters to me who I have highly inappropriate thoughts about. Y'all have been some of my best friends in the world and I would do anything for you. Love y'all!!
https://upload.lushstories.com/223694383-image.jpg https://upload.lushstories.com/386518579-image.jpg For the love of all things holy, please, look at Bernie Sanders. The media is doing their damnedest to ignore him, but he is the people's voice.
Does anyone else see a little bit of Hitler in the Donald's blaming minorities for the country's problems? I believe he's using a tactic where, in order to create an "us" it's easiest to first create a "them" The fact that so many are buying into this guy clearly shows prejudice and and hatred are alive and well in the USA, that's what's scary, not Donald *tapping my nose* You hit the nail on the head, my friend.
Haven't had the pleasure, but I've written several stories about it.You can view any and all of them among my stories here in my Personal Professionals series.
Help me work my cock.
Gianna Michaels, hands down.
In her bed.
Now I have to change.
My type is really more sort of... women aged between 18 and... dead. And I won't be pushed on that, no matter how much you tart up a corpse. You could be the world's finest embalmest, I would not be swayed.But my ideal sexual partner would probably be Hyb1d. ;)
I am a nerd. That much is clear. Yet every day, I find you here. The love of my life, Maybe my future wife. But before I make this lass my bride, I'll write this geeky diatribe. I don't need the Dragon Balls or the sacred Shikon Jewel. You've already made my wish come true and made me a blissful fool. I would turn down Aphrodite, I would break the Jedi Code, Give up my Batmobile And...
Added 04 Aug 2015 | Category Love Poems
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She awaits me every night, teasing me for hours, Some nights she only teases, keeping just out of my power. My Mistress and my lover; I love her like there's no other. The power she holds over me Is both my peace and my insanity. I feel her now, her sweet caress, I hurry into bed, undressed. Without a word comes her embrace, She is my only saving grace. She pulls me in and takes...
Added 30 Jun 2015 | Category Love Poems
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Toby's head swung around when he heard the shriek come from somewhere above him in the tree. He and Riana had come to the village for the weekend to relax and visit with the other fairies there. But what he saw happening in the air above him seemed to be anything but relaxing. Riana was hovering in midair and seemed to be slapping another sprite as hard as she could. Not just one...
Added 10 Apr 2015 | Category Supernatural
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“Here's the last of it,” he grunted. With a thud, he plopped the stack of files down on the desk. “I swear to God, this case had better be worth all this hassle. Need anything else, Ariel?” With a sigh, the young woman behind the desk leaned back in her chair, rubbing her temples. “Besides a vacation?” She groaned, rubbing the back of her neck. Smiling softly, Jacob moved behind her and...
Added 16 Jan 2015 | Category Oral Sex
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"Ough..." I groaned. I wasn't sure where I was, but I knew I was thirsty and uncomfortable. I opened my eyes slowly, wincing at the bright fluorescent lights above me. I was laying in a stiff, uncomfortable white bed with what appeared to be an IV coming out of my arm. That's when it all came back to me. The accident. Another accident. My whole body was aching, especially my head. I...
Added 13 Nov 2014 | Category Straight Sex
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Thank you to my good friend Melody, for providing the inspiration for this tale~ As we ride the monorail, it's dark and quiet. I relax against the seat, enjoying the time with you. I'm a bit tired, resting on the hard blue bench, chuckling as you swing around gleefully on the handlebars in the compartment. As we reach the Contemporary, I see a gleam in your eye. Suddenly, you swing onto...
Added 18 Oct 2014 | Category Exhibitionism
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A few weeks ago, I was out and about and had about two hours of spare time. I knew my girlfriend Morticia would be off work early and would arrive home to an empty house. So, being the insatiable Lothario that I am, I met her there. Once we were inside and in her bedroom, I pulled her to me and kissed her deeply. She squeezed my ass and played with my hair as I caressed her sides, slipping...
Added 25 Sep 2014 | Category Straight Sex
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Krystal stood on the road, burying a box in the middle of the intersection. It might have seemed dangerous, if not for the fact that the road was an old, rarely-used limerock one. And if not for the fact that it was midnight. The only light Krystal had to see by was her electric lantern and the light from the moon and stars. Evening out the last of the earth with her shovel, she stood and...
Added 17 May 2014 | Category Supernatural
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"This is the last time I go camping, I swear," Toby grumbled as he hiked through the thick undergrowth around his legs. His weekend hadn't been going quite the way he had intended. It all started early Friday morning upon arriving at his girlfriend Martha's house, where he found her cooking breakfast for his friend Paul. Naked. The three of them and Paul's fiance had been planning this...
Added 08 Mar 2014 | Category Supernatural
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This is the story of a young man working part-time at a gas station. It helped put gas in the car while he was in college, but there was certainly no love lost between himself and said job. To be frank, he hated it. The hours sucked, he never got a break if his boss was around, it was constant on-your-feet work with often-times rude customers and dear God, the money. He had to handle...
Added 06 Mar 2014 | Category Quickie Sex
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