Well, time to update this thing, sooo...What up, pervs?? I'm here primarily to read stories and chat with some awesome people. I'm an open-minded guy, so if you'd care to chat (about anything, really), drop me a line! I don't bite....Much. Ladies, I love getting requests and chatting, so drop a line. Be sociable. I don't bite... much.If you are reading this and you are (biologically or mentally) a gentleman into other gentleman, I don't discriminate. If you'd like to chat with me or add me, go for it!I love talking to people, but please be someone who can hold up a decent conversation. That goes for men, women and everyone in-between.NOTE: I will not be accepting random friend requests anymore. At least include some kind of message. I'm over having a long list of friends who never talk to me. I've made several good friends on here, a few of whom I honestly would do anything for. You know who you are. So please, talk to me first. Send a message, comment on some of my stories, if you happen to see me in the chatrooms (not likely, but it's possible), drop a line.And to my close friends on here (who shall remain nameless unless they're cool with being named), I love you ladies with all my heart. You're like sisters to me who I have highly inappropriate thoughts about. Y'all have been some of my best friends in the world and I would do anything for you. Love y'all!!
"I... your name-""I... Your name...""Schmucks.""Pledge allegiance..."Pledge allegiance...""To Hedley Lamarr-""To Heady Lamarr""That's Hedley!""That's Hedley!""And the evil-""And the evil-""For which he stands.""For which he stands.""Now go do that voodoo that you do so well!!"-Hedley Lamarr and his army, Blazing Saddles
"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!" - Mexican desperado, Blazing Saddles
Orgasm Wars, of course! XDHarry Potter and the Sorcerer's Orgasm?Harry Potter and the Orgasm of Secrets?Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Orgasm-kaban? lolHarry Potter and the Orgasm of Fire?Harry Potter and the Orgasm of the Phoenix?Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Orgasm?Ooor Harry Potter and the Deathly Orgasms?So I went a little nuts. lol
I've done it driving home a few times. It's exhilarating, if not a bit dangerous. XP
"I didn't get a harumf outta' that guy!""Give the governor a harumf.""Harumf! Harumf!""You watch your ass."-Blazing Saddles
https://upload.lushstories.com/969906543-Addams Toast.png Also this one.
There's just so many!"Ohana means family. And family means nobody gets left behind... or forgotten." -Lilo and Stitch
Possibly my temper or my tendency to drift off into my own thoughts.
Fingering/rubbing a girl through her panties. And sucking her tits.
If that's what they call "plus-sized..."
“Here's the last of it,” he grunted. With a thud, he plopped the stack of files down on the desk. “I swear to God, this case had better be worth all this hassle. Need anything else, Ariel?” With a sigh, the young woman behind the desk leaned back in her chair, rubbing her temples. “Besides a vacation?” She groaned, rubbing the back of her neck. Smiling softly, Jacob moved behind her and...
Added 16 Jan 2015 | Category Oral Sex
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"Ough..." I groaned. I wasn't sure where I was, but I knew I was thirsty and uncomfortable. I opened my eyes slowly, wincing at the bright fluorescent lights above me. I was laying in a stiff, uncomfortable white bed with what appeared to be an IV coming out of my arm. That's when it all came back to me. The accident. Another accident. My whole body was aching, especially my head. I...
Added 13 Nov 2014 | Category Straight Sex
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Thank you to my good friend Melody, for providing the inspiration for this tale~ As we ride the monorail, it's dark and quiet. I relax against the seat, enjoying the time with you. I'm a bit tired, resting on the hard blue bench, chuckling as you swing around gleefully on the handlebars in the compartment. As we reach the Contemporary, I see a gleam in your eye. Suddenly, you swing onto...
Added 18 Oct 2014 | Category Exhibitionism
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A few weeks ago, I was out and about and had about two hours of spare time. I knew my girlfriend Morticia would be off work early and would arrive home to an empty house. So, being the insatiable Lothario that I am, I met her there. Once we were inside and in her bedroom, I pulled her to me and kissed her deeply. She squeezed my ass and played with my hair as I caressed her sides, slipping...
Added 25 Sep 2014 | Category Straight Sex
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Krystal stood on the road, burying a box in the middle of the intersection. It might have seemed dangerous, if not for the fact that the road was an old, rarely-used limerock one. And if not for the fact that it was midnight. The only light Krystal had to see by was her electric lantern and the light from the moon and stars. Evening out the last of the earth with her shovel, she stood and...
Added 17 May 2014 | Category Supernatural
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"This is the last time I go camping, I swear," Toby grumbled as he hiked through the thick undergrowth around his legs. His weekend hadn't been going quite the way he had intended. It all started early Friday morning upon arriving at his girlfriend Martha's house, where he found her cooking breakfast for his friend Paul. Naked. The three of them and Paul's fiance had been planning this...
Added 08 Mar 2014 | Category Supernatural
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This is the story of a young man working part-time at a gas station. It helped put gas in the car while he was in college, but there was certainly no love lost between himself and said job. To be frank, he hated it. The hours sucked, he never got a break if his boss was around, it was constant on-your-feet work with often-times rude customers and dear God, the money. He had to handle...
Added 06 Mar 2014 | Category Quickie Sex
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Lena thought about the note Arion had left her as she stood in the shower, letting the hot water cascade down her body. She washed her hair slowly, still savoring that morning-after tingle. She thought about what Arion had written about how long he would be with her and about this mysterious "creator" he'd mentioned. When Lena's hands reached her breasts, she massaged the body wash into...
Added 27 Jan 2014 | Category Supernatural
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Chelsea walked out of the Fall Ball, her red cloak billowing around her ankles in the cool breeze. She had come back to the school to help clean up after taking her boyfriend Stan and their friend Sarah home, and now that it was finally all over, she slowly walked back to her car, ready to get some sleep back home. Waving to some of the last few stragglers in their various costumes, she...
Added 16 Dec 2013 | Category Group Sex
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It was a great night, spent with one of my best friends, Breanne. We hung out at her place, talked with her roommates and watched the end of Fast 5. Later, Breanne, our friend Cara and I went out to Wal-Mart so she could pick some stuff up she needed. Plus I needed to do some early Christmas shopping. Now to be completely honest, Breanne and I had serious feelings for each other. The down...
Added 13 Dec 2013 | Category Quickie Sex
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