Forum posts made by blindfolded

Topic Sex site bot douchebaggery
Posted 11 Apr 2010 23:46

Did you ever get your sandwich?

nope lol

Topic Sex site bot douchebaggery
Posted 11 Apr 2010 23:44

I'm wondering what you were doing on there in the first place? Think I guess the answer is obvious laughing6

this was on msn, these things add me all the damn time. although it IS a direct cause from sites i visit

Topic Sex site bot douchebaggery
Posted 11 Apr 2010 12:39

wow guys awesome response time thanks a lot! lol

Topic Sex site bot douchebaggery
Posted 11 Apr 2010 03:20

This is why improv class is so vital to everyday life. lol
The following is a real time conversation with a sex site bot, you know those ones that somehow get your contact info and just spam you with unwanted
HEYS and
IM SO WETS
After a while I just started actually replying back, but because they're bots they arent adaptive so i can say whatever the hell i want. The long running joke here is that the first time i got one of these the thing i wanted her to do was make me a sandwich with ham and mustard, mayo cheese and lettuce... and i still havent gotten it.... enjoy
Blinded clown

Doreen says: (5:05:36 AM)
Hello

Daniel says: (5:05:44 AM)
hi

Doreen says: (5:05:47 AM)
hey

Daniel says: (5:05:53 AM)
said that already

Doreen says: (5:06:05 AM)
i'm 21/f your a male right?

Daniel says: (5:06:09 AM)
nope

Doreen says: (5:06:19 AM)
nice, I just got off work and finally got some time to relax which site did i msg you from again?

Daniel says: (5:06:33 AM)
murderingyourparents.com

Doreen says: (5:06:43 AM)
I am a little busy right now, trying to upload some new pics, here tell me what you think :P, don't be mean! http://www.icamforfree.com/f8cs

Daniel says: (5:06:58 AM)
i think you look like a bloated walrus on a hot summers day

Doreen says: (5:07:10 AM)
thank you baby! ok stop ur turning me on!!!

Daniel says: (5:07:25 AM)
oh i know those tusks are fucking hot

Doreen says: (5:07:35 AM)
hey, I know a way we can chat and have a better time.. do you cam at all?

Daniel says: (5:07:53 AM)
if by cam you mean hack small woodland creatures to pieces then YES!

Doreen says: (5:08:05 AM)
ohh woome, now i remember. hey there cutie ;-)

Daniel says: (5:09:11 AM)
aaahh making up expressive words are we? Well mlamoo! you aren't so bad yourself, if you werent a horrible decaying walrus carcass i'd probably stick you

Doreen says: (5:09:21 AM)
Well i don't do yahoo cam or any other cam because i have been recorded before... But i do know one site you can watch me on cam, that assures me no one records...

Daniel says: (5:09:39 AM)
they're lying i record everything you do

Doreen says: (5:09:49 AM)
I mean... Do you want to see me on my cam?

Daniel says: (5:10:27 AM)
if by you you mean you, and by on you mean impailed on, and by cam you mean a nine foot javeline then FUCK YEAH

Doreen says: (5:10:38 AM)
Ok go to http://www.icamforfree.com/f65f and click on "JOIN FOR FREE" blue button at the top of the page to join up for FREE.

Daniel says: (5:11:12 AM)
wait a minute if you're impailed on a nine foot javeline, how are you typ-..... OMG ZOMBIE!

Doreen says: (5:11:23 AM)
fill out your contact information and then on the next page...

Daniel says: (5:11:31 AM)
DIE ZOMBIE WALRUS DIE!

Doreen says: (5:11:41 AM)
fill out your cc info baby for verification ONLY, their card will not be charged.

Daniel says: (5:12:25 AM)
Last time I gave my carbon copy info out I ended up with five unwanted CLONE babies! Not happening again especially for a feces ridden brain eating manitee bitch

Doreen says: (5:12:35 AM)
What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere...

Daniel says: (5:12:51 AM)
puke stain green

Doreen says: (5:13:02 AM)
Your such a good boy, i'm gonna show you what good boys deserve.. you can tell me to do anything you want me too!

Daniel says: (5:14:59 AM)
Oh you definitely shouldn't have said that... okay first off take a cyanide tablet and slip it under your tongue, then strap yourself to an electric chair, (might need a friend or an adult to help you) then wire a heated wire to the electrical current up to a bag of thermite above your left thigh. Now move the cyanide tablet in between your teeth, switch on the electric chair making sure to 

Doreen says: (5:15:09 AM)
Well if you must leave... tell ya what if ya want to see me later on my cam goto http://www.icamforfree.com/f7rz  .  Its Fast Easy and Free!  I'll prolly be online for the rest of the day so you can go and see me on my cam.  Take care

Daniel says: (5:15:26 AM)
have the current flowing to the thermite, the thermite will burn through your thigh causeing you to bite down on your cyanide tablet releasin... wait im not done yet

Doreen says: (5:15:37 AM)
Well if you must leave... tell ya what if ya want to see me later on my cam goto http://www.icamforfree.com/f6vg  .  Its Fast Easy and Free!  I'll prolly be online for the rest of the day so you can go and see me on my cam.  Take care

Daniel says: (5:15:44 AM)
But I'm not leaving

Doreen says: (5:15:54 AM)
Ok let me know when you get in so I can invite you directly to my cam, you should get some minutes from my cam site so you can spend time with me sexy!!!

Daniel says: (5:16:22 AM)
wait a minute... you're that psycho bitch who owes me a sandwich arent you!

Doreen says: (5:16:32 AM)
try again sweetie...Ok go to http://www.icamforfree.com/f4wf and click on "JOIN FOR FREE" blue button at the top of the page to join up for FREE.

Daniel says: (5:16:36 AM)
FUCK!

Doreen says: (5:16:46 AM)
k you in yet babe?? im getting lonely in here :(

Daniel says: (5:17:12 AM)
FUCK YOU I AINT JOINING TILL I GET MY SANDWICH YOU BEACHED BED WENCH

Doreen says: (5:17:22 AM)
i wish you could i'm very wet right now

Daniel says: (5:17:34 AM)
I WISH I COULD TOO I'M FUCKIN HUNGRY

Doreen says: (5:17:45 AM)
try again sweetie...Ok go to http://www.icamforfree.com/f485 and click on "JOIN FOR FREE" blue button at the top of the page to join up for FREE.

Daniel says: (5:17:54 AM)
FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

Topic HindsiteTV
Posted 22 Mar 2010 21:50

Okay so I tried embedding it but FOD was like ahhh hell no and so I was all sad.
But this was a vid that got taken down from youtube
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a4e8f50ef2/chao-outside

Topic HindsiteTV
Posted 08 Mar 2010 22:58

http://www.youtube.com/v/dKYj3RW7S8U&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00

Yes, we all totally run over babies!!
"It's not just Asian women...it's PEOPLE" <---------------- *Lydia cracks up* Awesome.



TOTALLY not what i meant to say

Topic How To Get Out Of A Traffic Ticket!
Posted 06 Mar 2010 02:22

My dad once pulled this guy over. (he's retired now though :D)
Anyway so the guy was going so high over the speed limit the joke was he was "flying" right?
So dad walks up and jokingly goes "So what was the in flight movie bud?"
Without missing a beat the guy says without even looking up "Speed"

My dad gave him a warning, cops with a good sense of humour... slowly disappearing.

Topic HindsiteTV
Posted 05 Mar 2010 23:09

http://www.youtube.com/v/dKYj3RW7S8U&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00

Topic HindsiteTV
Posted 04 Mar 2010 11:45

I hope one of the new sketches you are doing is my "request"! LOL

ha ha maybe

Topic HindsiteTV
Posted 27 Feb 2010 14:11

http://www.youtube.com/v/-INzLwiybjI&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00

Topic HindsiteTV
Posted 27 Feb 2010 01:37

Pretty wicked, dude.

You guys are like my only fans on lush, i'm not ungrateful though, I'm happy with just having some fans

Can I adopt you as my baby brother?



idk are you into incest LOL

Topic HindsiteTV
Posted 24 Feb 2010 23:20

Pretty wicked, dude.


You guys are like my only fans on lush, i'm not ungrateful though, I'm happy with just having some fans

Topic Thunderstruck
Posted 22 Feb 2010 23:33

Just to cool Awesome song to.


http://www.youtube.com/v/AbAsDHCgqEY&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0x402061&color2=0x9461ca

yay america, ever the shouter of "our guns are bigger than yours"

Topic HindsiteTV
Posted 22 Feb 2010 23:31

Very creative Daniel!

Thanks

Topic 12 year old arrested for writing on a desk
Posted 21 Feb 2010 12:25

It did go a little far(handcuffs?) but, there still needs to be some punishment. Kids need to learn to take responsibility for their actions. I think detention would have been enough. And make her clean all the desks.

absolutely punishment fitting the crime man. sounds good to me

Topic HindsiteTV
Posted 21 Feb 2010 01:02

http://www.youtube.com/v/-SmqLLIYjHc&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00

so k i didn't make ANY of these songs just strung em together in an interesting fashion.... cool eh?

Topic HindsiteTV
Posted 16 Feb 2010 22:04

I loved the cheesy line at the end.

Moulin Rouge!

I knew it!!
...Moulin Rouge line, Dan? Nice.
I do believe I've seen it way too many times.


It's a very wonderful, important movie to me.

Come what may, the show must go on flower

Absolutely

Topic HindsiteTV
Posted 16 Feb 2010 11:53

That was great! I loved it Daniel! Still waiting on my video though.....LOL

ACtually I'm working on that one

No way! Really? You have totally brightened my day!!sunny

Well that's good. I'm glad.

Topic HindsiteTV
Posted 16 Feb 2010 11:52

I loved the cheesy line at the end.

Moulin Rouge!

I knew it!!
...Moulin Rouge line, Dan? Nice.
I do believe I've seen it way too many times.


It's a very wonderful, important movie to me.

Topic HindsiteTV
Posted 15 Feb 2010 21:44

I loved the cheesy line at the end.

Moulin Rouge!

Topic HindsiteTV
Posted 15 Feb 2010 21:44

That was great! I loved it Daniel! Still waiting on my video though.....LOL

ACtually I'm working on that one

Topic An actual sketch not a vlog
Posted 15 Feb 2010 15:46

http://www.youtube.com/v/xoQe6dYyRNY&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00

Okay I didn't want to be annoying and post a new thread because I usually post in my HindsiteTV thread
BUTT!..... heh heh

I worked hard on this... long... and hard lol

and so I kinda wanted this to have it's own special attention place.
Hope you guys enjoy,

Rate, comment, subscribe and all that good stuff (if you want)

Blindedclown

P.s. we should have the ability to edit our initial topic post cause I totally forgot I wanted to make this a poll topic... yeah....

So the question was does anyone other than lady_lydia and pixie watch/enjoy these videos?

Topic HindsiteTV
Posted 15 Feb 2010 15:43

http://www.youtube.com/v/xoQe6dYyRNY&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00

New Valentines day video. It's actually a sketch

Topic HindsiteTV
Posted 11 Feb 2010 22:24

Tag team him? He might like it! LOL

Who, Dan or the "number one" fan? evil4

Oh I'd love it.... by the way ladies where are my subscriptions... I totally feel like a youtube pimp right now.
DAMMIT LADIES!

Topic HindsiteTV
Posted 10 Feb 2010 14:38

http://www.youtube.com/v/-YEHtMJHaa4&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00


SO GUYS!
I'm in a feature film coming out Tuesday February 16th, called Amreeka.
Check it!

Topic HindsiteTV
Posted 10 Feb 2010 00:24

Lydia! We have been replaced! *gasp* by a guy no less!! Boo!!

lol if you guys tell all your friends and my subs shoot up then i'll officially rank you my number one fans :D

Topic HindsiteTV
Posted 09 Feb 2010 10:34

Well maybe we are your number 1 fans! LOL




Woot woot! I wonder what we'd call his groupies...he may have some at some point evil4

Unfortunately both of those statements are wrong,
You can maybe be my number 2 fan but my number 1 fan is a friend of mine. He watches and comments and rates on every video i post lol.
And come on i'm never gonna have groupies please.

Topic HindsiteTV
Posted 08 Feb 2010 22:49

No Lydia he can't impersonate anyone until he does what I have asked him! LOL

Come on Daniel! You know you want to!! *wink* *wink*

lol is this simply a thread for lydia and pixie? not that I don't mind entertaining you ladies but there are hundreds of seats in the hindsite audience waiting to be filled

Topic HindsiteTV
Posted 08 Feb 2010 13:52

http://www.youtube.com/v/FjohE75VTm4&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00

All those videos were just a warm up to this video... unfortunately JJ is missing presumed dead.

Topic HindsiteTV
Posted 08 Feb 2010 13:49

http://www.youtube.com/v/Ik10U2MRGhM&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00
THE second one in the series!!!