About BoredAsHell1978


Well, I do much better at answering questions than trying to tell people about myself or asking questions. So if there's something you want to know, feel free to ask me! I'm honest, brutally at times. I'm a no bullshit type of person. I have an odd sense of humor and do love to laugh. I am a BBW- (big beautiful woman, or so I'm told). I originally came here to sneak peeks at my best friends' pics & started reading the stories. (and found I liked some! Never read erotica before.) I like to have folks to chat with, it doesn't have to be about sex or anything nasty, we can talk about regular ol' everyday crap if you wish... feel free to message me!
I am a simple woman. I love simple things. I like nice, sweet guys that have a sense of humor. I like guys that talk, share things and has a love of nature and animals. I like guys that are, I guess you'd say, "geeky" or "nerdy". (I can get lost for hours, with the right guy, listening to him talk about random facts or interesting things he knows.) I'm also an eye girl....the eyes are the window to the soul and you can tell alot about a guy (or gal) from looking into their eyes. Yeah, I know, alot of you are just here to get some cybering and go on. Well, I like to talk to a person first...get to know them. Because sometimes, just sometimes, if you're nice to someone and treat them kindly and honestly, they'll keep coming back to you for more. No matter what size, shape or color you are. But don't get me wrong, just because I like all that, doesn't mean I don't like a guy that doesn't talk filthy and turn me on when the time's right. I can be a sly fox....when I feel comfortable, I sneak it in there and catch you off-guard.
If you decide you want to talk to me, talk to me nicely at first...because if you start off with the dirty and nasty, it'll get you no where quick with me.

Be advised, I AM NOT here just to get a page full of "friends". That's not what I want. I want genuine folks to actually talk to. So if you looking to just fill up your page some more, pass me by, as if I don't hear from you, I'll delete you! I want real friends, not dumbass list fillers. And if at any time we become friends and you no longer want to be, please have the human decency to let me know so I can remove you from my list.

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Missouri, United States
Local Time:
25 Apr 2018 16:30
I annoy my best friend, I love chatting with people about things... and now this website has become an interest. I'm becoming increasingly interested in sexual encounters and sex... I don't know what woke me up to this, or why I've been asleep to it all, but I'm awake now and getting more and more interested. And finding out there is SO much I don't know. I'd love to have a few folks to just talk to...not about sex necessarily, but just to talk. I do not have my orientation listed, but I do consider myself straight...but that doesn't mean I won't talk to a girl. Girls have to have other girls to talk to about girl stuff once in a while, right?
Favorite Books:
There are so many... let's just say I like books from the "Other World" section of the library. LOL
Favorite Authors:
Gosh... again, there are quite a few... those that come to mind right off the bat... Melissa Marr, Stephen King, Stephanie Meyer, Becca Fitzpatrick, Colleen Houck, Cassandra Clare, Jessica Shirvington... and many, many more.
Favorite Movies:
So, so many here too... All the POTC movies.... Fantastic Mr. Fox, Thor, The Avengers, Alice In Wonderland, Transformers, The Help, Unstoppable.... and the list goes on and on and on....... lol
Favorite Music:
This list would be so frickin' long...... I'll sum it up and say I like stuff from the 20's Big Band Swing stuff, to the 50's and 60's... 70's rock.... VERY LITTLE 80's stuff, some 90's and very little from there on. LOL. Although, I do love a few of Pittbull's songs. I do like some Perry Como and Frank Sinatra as well....and I'm not really a country fan... but I do listen to some of it. I must admit though, I'm a sucker for Hank Williams, Sr.


Date Joined:
28 Sep 2012
Last Visit:
22 Dec 2012 (1950 days ago)
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Topic: Do girls ever edge? (get really close and slow down to build up)
Posted: 27 Nov 2012 23:15

I do sometimes. If the urge to cum isn't too much, I'll hold off so it's explosive for me. Then other times, hell, I just want to get it over with. lol

Topic: Be honest: Do you REALLY like sucking a cock?
Posted: 27 Nov 2012 23:13

I love having a nice cock in my mouth. Turns me on big time! And the closer he gets to cumming, the more it excites me. I don't really like the swallowing, and don't on a regular basis, my thing is having it spewed all over my tits! He don't mind me not swallowing and loves when I wet everywhere after he blows on my tits....

Topic: Let the voting begin! Let's see how a lushworld poll compares to the real world...
Posted: 28 Oct 2012 23:10

I voted for Obama the first time and that's who I'll be voting for again!!

Topic: Would you like your partner to pull your panties/thong to one side and make love to you in public
Posted: 16 Oct 2012 20:00

Omg... that would be awesome!

Topic: Asking a favor for a friend
Posted: 16 Oct 2012 02:09

I was wondering.... are you caedus32577?

I don't want to come across as overly suspicious, but ok I'm really suspicious

No, I am not him. I am a dear friend of his. We've been friend for many, many years and I just don't like him being so down and out. This would cheer him up. That's all. Hell, if I had small ones, I'd send him a photo, but mine aren't small enough for his liking. Plus, us being friends, that might be a bit weird. lol.

Topic: Asking a favor for a friend
Posted: 15 Oct 2012 23:43

I was wondering.... my dear friend, caedus32577 loves ladies with small breasts. So far, he's not been able to find anyone on here with any. Are there any small breasted women out there that will let him sneak a peak? And we are such good friends, no I don't mind asking for him. :)Thanks!

Topic: What would you do if you came across this one day?
Posted: 15 Oct 2012 21:45

Probably watch for a minute, then leave them be. lol. <img src="/images/emoticons/588-rolleyes.gif" alt="588-rolleyes">

Topic: I have a question I hope you ladies will answer for me and a friend
Posted: 15 Oct 2012 21:33

<img src="/images/emoticons/eusa_think.gif" alt="Think"> So here's the thing, I love.... I mean absolutely LOVE to play with a man's dick. <img src="/images/emoticons/L35.gif" alt="L35"> Holding it, caressing it, jerkin' on it... you name it. I have a friend Caedus32577 on here that has an awesome one for playing with... <img src="/images/emoticons/dancenude.gif" alt="dancenude"> not to mention, he's very good at using it. <img src="/images/emoticons/t1517.gif" alt="t1517"> But we are wondering, <img src="/images/emoticons/eusa_think.gif" alt="Think"> am I the only lady left that likes to just play with a nice dick? =p~ I'm not talking about screwing it now... I'm talking about playing with it. <img src="/images/emoticons/cheerleader.gif" alt="cheerleader"> "Manhandling" it, for lack of a better term. lol. Please let me know! And please check him out! <img src="/images/emoticons/f-hihi.gif" alt="f-hihi">

Topic: cuddling question
Posted: 15 Oct 2012 20:31

Yes, it is there. You have to see it though, not look through it. And honestly, cuddling can be as intimate as sex, IMO. And to me, being held in someone's arms, being told I'm loved and wanted and needed, is better than sex itself. And being spoiled or waited on, that would be a dream come true! And of course, I would reciprocate that.

Topic: I was just wondering.....
Posted: 15 Oct 2012 20:20

What is it with guys wanting to screw us ladies in the arse? Or licking the arse? I'm just curious what the attraction to this is?

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