Topic guys that shave down bellow
30 Jan 2015 15:53
I shave my penis and surrounding area because it makes masturbating and oral sex soooo much better. I use an electric shaver to remove 90%, then a blade razor and soap to smooth the stubble without trying to remove TOO much. Have no problems with shave rash.
Topic Have you ever turned down a blowjob?
29 Jan 2015 15:46
Yes. I once knew this couple from church (really!) who invited me to join their open marriage. We did any number of threesomes, and I learned quickly that the man gave MUCH better blowjobs than his wife. She scraped her teeth on my dick! And went too fast. So I always suggested vaginal sex when she offered to suck me.
Topic Incest authors?
15 Oct 2013 19:24
I have written a lot of incest stories here, some of which have over a 100,000 hits. Lots of them are over the top, pure fantasies. But try "Professional Mother" -- I think it's my best one. After that, try my series, "How I Became the Family Slut". Enjoy!
Topic How Many Famous Stories?
03 Apr 2013 11:04
Well, that went over like a lead balloon. Maybe it sounded arrogant. Sorry. :(
Topic Profile Criticism
01 Mar 2013 17:00
Gosh, folks, when I want to go to a website where I can KNOW that everyone is telling the truth and representing themselves accurately, I go to CNN, BBC, or MSNBC. I come here to Lush to enjoy myself. And MAN!!!!! do I ever enjoy myself!!!!
Topic How Many Famous Stories?
01 Mar 2013 12:16
This was just brought to my attention by Peter_Pan.
I have 17 (seventeen) stories here that are "Famous"; that is, with more than 30,000 views each.
Is this very high? Do any other folks have more "Famous" stories than this?
My series, "How I Became the Family Slut", has 10 chapters. ALL of them are "Famous";
three of them have over 100,000 views each.
I'm sure there must be many other folks at Lush who have even more impressive stats.
It would be fun to know who they are.
Topic when did you masturbate last?
14 Dec 2012 21:38
I rarely go more than 12 hours without masturbating. And I NEVER go more than 24 hours without. I did it this morning when I woke up around 6 am with "morning wood".
Topic New Release - 31st October
12 Dec 2012 13:41
I've noticed a small but significant problem in the new release. The little black message boxes. I can enter a message in one and either click SEND or press Enter. I get NO indication that anything happens. The message box just sits there. Some friends have told me they DO get the message. But just as many never respond to the message, and so --am left wondering if it got sent. People seem to have no problem messaging me. But if I reply -- it's rare that I get any message back.
Topic what is the strangest place you have had sex and with who?
07 Nov 2012 14:51
Back in 1976, I and my GF (an older woman) went shopping at Pier 1. We were at the very back of the store, looking at jewelry displays. On impulse, I slid my hand up the back of her thigh and into her panties. I masturbated her while she held onto the display case with a death grip.
Topic pregnant girls
14 Jul 2012 07:55
Back when I was 27, I met my apartment manager's 19 year old daughter and she was very pregnant. This didn't keep her from wearing hotpants and a skimpy top that showed a lot of cleavage. I flirted, she flirted, we had our first date that evening, and getting her into bed was sooooooo easy. Fucking her slow and deep with that huge belly and enormous milk-filled breasts was totally incredible. It was great being able to fuck bareback! She gave birth only three weeks later. Awesome experience and I would definitely do it again.
Topic when did you masturbate last?
07 Apr 2012 12:33
This morning, in bed in the dark, at about 5AM -- "morning wood" demanding attention.
Topic Who do you attract?
03 Apr 2012 09:05
It's hard to fit all my exes into one pattern. There was a lot of diversity, some older than me, some younger. But they might fit in the broad category of "disturbed". But they ALL thought I was a really great cook!!
Topic what percent do you think must be fake here?
03 Apr 2012 08:44
Excellent topic! When I first became a member here, I would have said 50% of the people here were fake. Two years later, I dare say 90% to 95% are fake. Now, that is not necessarily a condemnation of the fakers! There are a few fakers, with large galleries of professional porn photos and well written profiles of their sexual escapades -- that are SO FUCKING entertaining, that I do enjoy the occasional cyber-chat with them. LOL.
But by and large, the folks I enjoy chatting the MOST are those with normal lives, kinky fantasies, and (optional) a few juicy experiences they enjoy sharing. I myself fit that last description. However, on occasions, when my chat partner is very horny and WANTS to hear me relate some fabulously DIRTY personal experience, I have been know to make up some stuff for their entertainment. Because they are real friends and I enjoy getting them off.
Which leads me once again to espouse the First Law of Lush:
Everybody lies about sex -- especially over the Internet.
Topic Cyber Advice
26 Mar 2012 11:35
I have enjoyed cyber sex with a couple of people on here but from my point of view I like to get to know people first,
Some people open a window, say hi, and jump straight into info about their cock or some other intimate detail.
Maybe its me, but I like to get to know someone first.
You are absolutely correct!
Without some connection, some history of friendly conversation, cyber is often very disappointing. Often it is not even arousing.
Another piece of advice-- be reluctant to cyber roles that don't really turn you on much. If you are not into anal for real (for example) you will prolly find any attempt to cyber-anal a partner very awkward and disappointing.
And think twice before attempting to cyber ANYONE whose texting responses are sloooooooooowwwww. If you have to wait two minutes to hear a response to your question, or to your admission that you are about to cum... well, that can get old very fast.
Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
24 Aug 2011 20:07
When I look at the profile of a friend, I see a link to "Notepad". This has turned out to be VERY useful, as I can leave notes about what the friend does and does not like, and info that they share with me. This is a great way to remind myself of who they are and what we last talked about. My suggestions: Have the Notepad link show in a different color if there is something saved. Give me a button that will show a table of all friends for whom I have saved something in their Notepad, and the contents, so I can immediately go to the profile of the person who told me X, or with whom I discussed Y.
And one other thing. When I find awesome animated gifs (or static pics) on the internet, I often save them to my hard drive. But if I want to embed one of them in a comment or email, I can't use the copy I have. I have to go out and find the internet address of the original. Very frustrating. I would like to embed my own locally saved pics/gifs in comments.
Topic What was the weirdist thing that you have ever used for Masturbation?
18 Aug 2011 15:19
I once found an old off brand of peanut butter in my apartment. Some of the oil had separated on top. It had never been opened. I fucked the peanut butter, the thick oil serving as lubricant. It was interesting, but nothing to write home to mother about.
Topic Cyber Advice
09 Jul 2011 09:36
A lot of folks here at Lush tell me that "cybering" is their favorite Lush activity. It is indeed one of mine. But so many folks I've chatted with complain that finding a GOOD cyber partner is difficult and frustrating. I agree with them!
I'd like this thread to be gentle advice for HOW TO GIVE AND RECEIVE GOOD CYBER .
In that spirit, I'd like to share these suggestions:
I want you to cum when we cyber, cum hard, deeply and often. And I want to cum, too, of course. We might get better at this by trial and error, but I've had many cyber partners here at Lush, and I've discovered some tricks to making cyber even hotter faster.
The secret is lots of intimate feedback. The more I know about your deepest darkest fantasies -- and you know about mine -- the better we can be at achieving those DEEP mind-blowing multiple orgasms that we both want so much. The ones that make us see spots afterwards, and gasp for breath. You know what I'm talking about.
So, before we cyber again, let's have a chat about how good (or not so good) the cyber was. What images were going through your mind as we cybered. What did you REALLY want me to do. Was the build-up too fast or too slow. How gentle or rough did you want it. Whether you wanted it to be consensual, forceful, natural or deeply wicked.
Swap ideas and suggestions back and forth, either in chats or by PM, and have FUN with it. Then the NEXT time you cyber, it will be even closer to those super hot orgasms that you long for so very much. And that I WANT you to have!
So, what suggestions do the rest of you have?
Topic Memorable Movie Scenes That were Unforgettable
06 Jul 2011 10:51
The lover with Jane March. The scene were she goes to his house, they strip down and he fucks her on the floor sliding her down the steps with his thrusts. Wow
Omigod, I was gonna mention the same scene from the same movie! I have fantasized about that scene so many times.