Forum posts made by buz

Topic Fart Rape
Posted 23 Feb 2017 10:26

My momma taught me not to fart out loud in public. And to get away from people if it was going to be an SBD (silent but deadly) Eewwww!

Actually, my mom especially taught me that farting in front of women was taboo, uncool, and ungentlemanly. I guess some might say that is sexist. But I'll take what my mom taught me on face value. She can hold her own with anyone and probably tear them apart. I don't argue with her.

In my fraternity days we would like have 'who could fart the loudest contests'. But that was an all-male group. What does that ridiculous study say about that? Hmmm...

I know a guy that can clear any room with a fart. Hell, he can clear a coliseum with a fart. You never hear them coming, but then your nose twitches and you convulse. It's horrible!

Gee, I do not see a good future for this thread. Farts in the Think Tank? Well...

Topic Presidential Training
Posted 23 Feb 2017 07:37

While government should be run with much more fiscal responsibility than it is or has been in a seriously long time, it is not a business. Business experience is good in some respects but the mindset of running government should be different.

I think we have too many attorneys in government. Attorneys like to continually bombard the legislative forums with complex bills which only enhance job security for attorneys. Things should be made simpler and easier to understand. State governors and mayors of large cities would be good experience, especially if they have other leadership experience on their resume. One can judge by their track record, the quality of job they could bring to the office.

Certainly, a president filling out their cabinet should go with people who are very strong in the area they'd be leading in.

A president should be someone who knows how to appoint people that are the best and are strong where the president is weak.

People need to know though, that the Senate, Congress, and Supreme Court wield much power. Presidents often get blamed or credited with things and power that were really beyond their scope. They are not all powerful. And most economic downturns, but not all, are the result of problems and policies that probably started a long time before their administration.

Topic Happy birthday to Kind of Heart Keith
Posted 23 Feb 2017 07:23

Happy Birthday, Keith!

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Topic Competition Entries should be primarily SOLO efforts
Posted 22 Feb 2017 07:41

I feel that co-written stories are inappropriate for these competitions unless it is a specific co-writers competition.

Proofing and light editing I like. Heavy editing should not be done for a comp story.

Topic To anyone who was in Sweden on Friday
Posted 22 Feb 2017 06:28



Definitely not Dutch if they wear any.

hmmm... Zombie Underwear.

That would be a great branding idea. Have a cool zombie logo. Hmmm... Of course, I think the only people in the world that still know how to make and sew underwear are in Thailand.

Topic What's for dinner tonight?
Posted 21 Feb 2017 19:51

Mongolian beef with fried rice and egg roll. Hot tea.

Topic Your favourite story title?
Posted 21 Feb 2017 19:45

There are lots of great story titles and I can't even remember all the ones that have impressed me.

But here are just a few titles I really like:

Hard Candy by Dancing Doll. It is the perfect Hardcore category title

Oh Christmas Goat, Oh Christmas Goat by Sprite. I love quirky off the wall and funny. Great title for a Humor story

Renaissance Of The Hear t by DanielleX. A 5 part series in the Love Story category. Perfectly named for that.

Time Assassin by JessicaX. Outstanding name for a Fantasy & Sci-Fi story

Cum Compulsion by Kee. Great name for a Fetish story


The titles of my own stories I like best:

Run! Dammit! Run!

The Devil’s Harem: She Played The Rusty Trombone

In The Land Of Salvation And Sin

I Love Your Funky Fucking Sloppy Snatch

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 21 Feb 2017 19:00



Think I'll join you. I need a double, neat. Care for a cigar, Buz?

Right now, things have me a bit depressed, but at least some things makes sense as well.

I've been rather depressed lately too. Having to deal with something tragic and some other very hard things. Trying to make a dent in my long personal reading queue too. Sure wish I could get some writing done. Let's hoist a few.

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 21 Feb 2017 18:41

I really need a stiff drink, so I dropped by Rumpy's to say hello and raise a glass to you all. Straight bourbon on ice.

Topic Thread locked for no apparent reason
Posted 21 Feb 2017 12:51

I would vote for locking this thread since it no longer serves a useful purpose and has become a bane of negativity.

I won't, though. That would be up to the Forum mods. But it is my opinion.

I'd like to see everyone move on and try and take a more positive attitude toward things.

Topic How Far You Can Pee?
Posted 21 Feb 2017 12:06

When y'all go outside to test this, I suggest you don't pee into the wind.

I can pee the paint off a Mercedes at 20 paces. What? Don't you argue with me!

hello1

Topic Does the new American President seem mentally ill to you?
Posted 21 Feb 2017 12:01

Real men don't wear speedos.

Topic Some info when threads are deleted please
Posted 21 Feb 2017 11:56

I'm a lesbian posing as a straight woman, posing as a straight man, posing as a lesbian bunny

Lebanon is on my bucket list. bunny

Topic Competition Entries should be primarily SOLO efforts
Posted 21 Feb 2017 10:47

I'm going to make an attempt at a comp story, though at this late date I may not make it, especially with my excruciating proofing process. That I guarantee you, is harder than 90% of yours.

Rules are rules. It is what it is.

But if you all think no second proofer for you is difficult, imagine being very dyslexic. If I only depend upon myself, I'll have to do several read-throughs, including reading the entire story backward. That's just something I have to do.

Anyone who is dyslexic knows there is a misfire between what your eyes see as you type or what you read on a written page. While I 100% know the difference between your and you're - are or or, etc., I often don't actually see that difference. Proofing backward is the best way I catch things but it also takes a lot of extra time and effort.

I can do an adequate job of proofing someone else's text. I have my tricks to beat dyslexia but it takes me more time and effort than most of you. But once I've written or typed it and read my own work, that is much more difficult for me to see what I've done wrong.

I actually heavily proof my Forum posts before clicking post. And even then I often see mistakes when I later look at an older post.

Thank God for Grammarly.

Just do your best.

If this competition was a sprint or a bicycle race? I might kick everyone's ass on here. But despite having a disadvantage I have grown to love writing and it is well worth the effort.

Topic Awesome Member Award. New. Please Read.
Posted 21 Feb 2017 08:27

Titties

Now that's a great idea for a badge too.

Topic To anyone who was in Sweden on Friday
Posted 21 Feb 2017 07:26

I think a bit of discretion is called for here.

What happens in Sweden should stay in Sweden.

I know I've had enough of being a Swedish pornstar. That last woman co-star was 6'8" and I believe she was on steroids. I spent a month in traction.

Don't tell anyone. Shhh

Topic Awesome Member Award. New. Please Read.
Posted 21 Feb 2017 07:11

Embarassed

Lots of hugs all the way around. Let's bring out the best in people. hello2

Topic To anyone who was in Sweden on Friday
Posted 21 Feb 2017 07:08



C'mon man, those ain't Swedes. They've got excellent health care over there.

I know that. They're Dutch zombies. eh, maybe mostly French (they don't change their underwear a lot).

Lfunny

Topic To anyone who was in Sweden on Friday
Posted 20 Feb 2017 20:29

Actually, they had to fend off a massive zombie attack but had wanted to keep it discreet.


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Topic Thread locked for no apparent reason
Posted 20 Feb 2017 18:26



but we don't know that at all. we still don't know who closed it or why. sprite unlocked it cause she could not find the reason why. and for all we know, the person who locked it in the first place could come back and lock it again, or as sprite said (and yes I know it was in jest) she was just gonna randomly lock and unlock it.

I am happy it is unlocked. I still think the transparency was sadly lacking on this issue, and that lack led to a lot of unnecessary posting as well as rudeness on the part of some people that should know better. let's hope next time, any similar situation is handled better by those supposedly in charge.

If it was a glitch, Gav will figure it out. If it was an accident, the person who did it does not know they did it. Transparency?

We unlocked it as soon as we deduced that it wasn't locked on purpose. It is a minor problem that was addressed.

I hope in the future people will show some patience. The mods are member volunteers on duty as we are able.

And frankly, there are many more important issues that we deal with. A simple inquiry message to the Forum mods is all that is necessary if you see a thread has been locked. If it is something inadvertent then as soon as that is determined the thread will be unlocked. If it has been locked you will eventually get an explanation but do show patience as we are not a 24/7 tech help service.

In the meantime please show some lighthearted humor.

Topic Do you tell other people, about your sexual partners?
Posted 20 Feb 2017 17:19

I change the names and tell it in stories cloaked as fiction.

clown

Topic Thread locked for no apparent reason
Posted 20 Feb 2017 17:15

The thread " Does the new American President seem mentally ill to you? " was locked earlier today, without any warnings beforehand or a note stating why. Can we please get some info as to why this thread was locked? Thx.

No one knows. Was it a glitch or an accident? dontknow

But it was unlocked as soon as we determined that no one had intentionally locked it.

But there should always be someone to blame and this person/thing has been identified as a suspect. (Damn! There goes my Bermuda Shorts Triangle theory.)


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CASE CLOSED!

Topic Why was the thread about whether people felt Donald Trump is mentally ill locked with no explanation
Posted 20 Feb 2017 16:49

We've narrowed it down and here is a photo of the thread locking suspect. This person or thing is considered dangerous with mental powers of telepathy way beyond us earthly human beings. If you see this being, please contact Buz or Sprite. Do not approach this thing yourself as it may erase your brain.


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Topic Thread locked for no apparent reason
Posted 20 Feb 2017 16:20

It could've been accidentally locked for all we know. It's easy to hit a wrong box when using a phone and not even know it. Phone screens can get very jumpy at times, especially Samsung phones. I have one. Trying to click a link or a box can be like playing a video game at times. Who the fuck knows?

Sword Fight

Topic For All Their Multiculturalism, Liberals Didn't Learn This Lesson From Mexico 17 Years Ago
Posted 20 Feb 2017 08:28

These people are a good example of anti-multiculturalism...

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Topic Why was the thread about whether people felt Donald Trump is mentally ill locked with no explanation
Posted 20 Feb 2017 08:08

i wish all these angry threads would just disappear. then again, i also wish my sister would disappear.

Actually, I work for the highest bidder... anywhere special?

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Topic For All Their Multiculturalism, Liberals Didn't Learn This Lesson From Mexico 17 Years Ago
Posted 20 Feb 2017 07:10



This is an article describing how Vicente Fox did the same exact thing as Trump to enable the conservative National Action Party to win in the 2000 Presidential Election over the border. Just like Trump did, Vicente ignored the intellectuals and directly engaged the populace.

Perhaps the left needs to start practicing what it preaches. It needs to learn from foreign examples instead of just claiming foreigners are an example to learn from.

So you're saying that appealing to the lowest common denominator makes for better politics. Let's leave out intellectual thought and go with base crowd mentality.

You do know that the Founding Fathers of the USA considered themselves quite learned men for the time. The ones that weren't formally educated were very self-educated. All of the great Amercian presidents were more like Renaissance men, as they sought to acquire knowledge in as many areas as possible. And most of them were also authors and spoke with a large vocabulary. So far Trump has proven to be much less than that.

There is nothing wrong with conservatism in regards to budgeting, taxes and administration. In fact, the old time GOP stood for that while being progressive on civil rights (before the Democrats were). But the new GOP is nothing but right winged zealots with little success at budgeting, taxes, and administration, and worse, are proven to be anti-civil rights.

Topic Why was the thread about whether people felt Donald Trump is mentally ill locked with no explanation
Posted 19 Feb 2017 19:12

A little mystery adds to the romance.

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 19 Feb 2017 18:55

This past week has been horrible. Dealt with some really hard things, one tragic. And I'm feeling really down. But on the upside, yesterday my Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition came in the mail. Drinking Jack Daniels on the rocks and smoking a Dominican cigar. A toast my Rumpy gang friends. The best to y'all.

Topic Thread locked for no apparent reason
Posted 19 Feb 2017 18:20

Threads sometimes disappear because of the mobile Bermuda Shorts Triangle.