Forum posts made by buz

Topic cannot submit my story!!
Posted 02 Mar 2015 17:05

I'm having trouble submitting my story too. The spacing keeps changing by itself. Does anyone know why?dontknow

That may be a incompatibility issue between software.

If your spaces are closing up, place your cursor at the beginning of the line you want spaced and hit return. Do not hit return from he end of the previous line.

If you you getting too many spaces, then you are going to have to close up each line you need to yourself. Do so at the beginning of the line and hit delete. If you do it at the end of the previous line, it may actually do nothing.

Another thing you can do is paste your story in a pm to your self here on Lush, then try pasting that into the text submission box. That sometimes works.

If you can't get it to work, get whatever you can fixed and submit it. Write a message describing the problem in the Note To Moderators box. We will take it seriously and do what we can. I have the same problem myself when I submit a story or poem.

Topic Procrastinating: What should you be doing right now instead of being here?
Posted 02 Mar 2015 16:16

Writing, but the desire has been sucked out of me. I feel empty.

Topic Porn Vs Reality
Posted 02 Mar 2015 16:14

The hook-up scenarios on porn are mostly ridiculous and totally unrealistic. A lot of the sex positions too, but still, give them a try. Turn on your camera or get in front of the mirror and give some of those insane positions a go. Its fun to try. You may actually enjoy some or decide they are just too hard to do and silly, but hell when you and your partner are both horny as heel and experimenting that's all good.

Topic Porn and exercise?
Posted 02 Mar 2015 16:10

No... watching porn doesn't burn any more calories than simply watching TV or observing birds outside your window, so it won't burn extra calories during your workout.

Even proper intercourse doesn't burn all that many calories on average: around 240 kcal/hour for men, 180 kcal/hour for women, which is comparable to walking at a moderate pace, bowling or playing mini-golf.

That said, I workout at home and it did happen that I watched porn while working out; in these cases, I usually select a playlist of solo-girls videos on my computer while listening to energetic music. It can be fun and motivating, but I really don't think it has much of an impact on my overall performances.

You haven't seen me play mini-golf.

Topic Couple of basic questions from a newbie here
Posted 02 Mar 2015 16:09

Check out this Forum:

We have several authors who've published eBooks. I am sure they can give you much better information about Lush Publishing than I can. If you read through that Forum on Lush Publishing you'll see who they all are. I'm sure they'll be happy to answer your questions.

Topic Announcing the Winners of our Valentine's Day Poetry Competition
Posted 02 Mar 2015 11:41

Congratulations Reggie! I really had no doubt you'd win as soon as I first read 'I Hate You'.

Congratulations to the runners up and the honorable mentions.

Topic would a small anal plug inserted while having sex make for better climax for her?
Posted 01 Mar 2015 08:25

Yes, she will love it!

Topic would you go to bed with a man with one testicle, have you?
Posted 01 Mar 2015 08:19

But what if he was only left with the lazy testicle? Like, if he is right handed but now only has a left nut. What then?

A very good question. I'm guessing if you're right handed, your right nut does most of the work, especially when you jerk off right handed. So in order to make that lazy left nut work harder, jerk with the left hand, Or vice versa depending on your dominant side. Because if something happens to one nut, you'll want that other nut to be primed and ready to go.

But I'm not sure which nut works the hardest when you're having sex with someone. That poses the philosophical question about whether or not one nut likes pussy sex and the other nut likes anal sex. And other questions, does your right nut do all the work if you're having sex with a Republican and your left nut does all the work if you're having sex with a Democrat? What about when you're fucking a moderate? Or a Libertarian? And should I just refuse to fuck a member of the Green Party? And getting all these yours and you'res correct is hard on a dyslexic.

I think I'll smoke on it before I go nutty. Regaeman Man

Topic cannot submit my story!!
Posted 01 Mar 2015 07:54

I am pretty sure this is an issue related to the server migration and is a priority to be worked out. Please stay patient.

Topic Has The Time Come To DEMAND A Recall Election?
Posted 28 Feb 2015 13:14

There is one very good reason that ALL Americans, Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Green, and those that don't give a shit, would not want to see Obama impeached.


The thought of him as president would scare the shit out of anyone.

My American prayer: Dear Lord, please keep President Obama safe and slap any fool that wants to impeach him. And please keep Joe Biden hidden away as much as possible. Amen.

Topic would you go to bed with a man with one testicle, have you?
Posted 28 Feb 2015 13:08

I read a medical article on testicles before that pretty much said that one testicle carries most of the load anyhow. The other serves more as a spare. Which testicle does most of the work is determined by your dominate side. According to the article, a man with one testicle should have about the same sex drive and ability as any other man.

Topic Server migration
Posted 28 Feb 2015 13:02

Images still won't load to the Forum.

Topic Which story would you recommend from Lush?
Posted 28 Feb 2015 12:42

Guys! Guys! This story is a must for all heterosexual males on this site. Jayne33 wrote this story about giving a footjob, which is damn sexy, but her audio is erotic candy, unwrapped and melting on your tongue. Get you ass over there and give this a listen. This will have you pitching a tent for sure. If you're married or in a relationship, you'll be sure to give your lady some hot action after this.


Topic What did you have for lunch today?
Posted 26 Feb 2015 10:26

Independently owned and operated diners are the best! And the messier the burger the better.

Double hamburger with grilled buns, loaded down with sweet cole slaw, onions, pickles, mustard & ketchup, plus an order of onion rings and a sweet tea.

Each bite was a delightful mess!

Topic photos are loading up from my gallery
Posted 26 Feb 2015 09:15

I'm sure this will all be worked out soon, after Gav gets finished with the new server transfer. He warned us about this. Also Forum signatures are disappearing and I'm sure that is connected to the server transfer as well.

Topic Celibacy In Religion.
Posted 26 Feb 2015 08:20

Celibacy practiced by the Roman Catholic priesthood is Catholic doctrine, it is NOT Christian doctrine. In fact the robes and tall pointy hats worn by the Pope, Cardinals and Bishops is Catholic doctrine and many consider it to have come out of Babylonian paganism. The concept of confessing to a priest is also not considered Christian practice by most of the other Christian denominations.

Topic Your Catch Phrase Or "Buzz Word" for Person or Persons who annoy you
Posted 25 Feb 2015 20:49

dingleberry soufflé

Topic What did you have for breakfast?
Posted 25 Feb 2015 20:18

Granola bars and coffee.

Topic I believe..
Posted 25 Feb 2015 07:40

I think the profile and stories should stay. In fact one profile is a friend who passed away. Its a great remembrance. Their stories are still here. I think that's what they'd want.

I know if something happened to me I'd want my stories to remain. I write them to be read and enjoyed.

And in some cases people come back after a year or more away. There are all kinds of reasons for taking an absence.

Topic Cruise Ship
Posted 25 Feb 2015 07:36

Galveston, Texas. The only real one. LOL.

I've been to Galveston, TX.

Topic Will you watch fifty shades of grey?
Posted 24 Feb 2015 08:16

Maybe when it comes on HBO, Cinemax or something and there isn't a good ballgame on TV.

But I must say, I am very disappointed in Miami Vice's Sonny Crockett for letting his daughter do a titty shakin' and showin' sex movie. Shameful! What kind of example is he setting for all the other vice detectives?

Topic masterbating in your car!
Posted 24 Feb 2015 08:07

Seriously folks, in the USA, with the often gross overreaction of our legal system, you can get arrested for that and labeled as a sex offender. We're so screwed up that District Attorneys go after teens for sexting and try to charge them as adults.

You do know our prosecution system is run by politicians. So DO NOT expect fair justice.

Topic Have You Ever Insulted A Stranger Because of Their Looks?
Posted 24 Feb 2015 07:57

No. Only a small minded, cruel, bigoted asshole does something like that. If we witness someone being a jerk like that to someone else, we should speak up. Bigoted jerks should know that most people in society do not accept their cruelness.

I once had a stranger insult my accent. Funny, I didn't say anything about how his looks changed to being pale as a sheet and the tears that welled up in his eyes when I placed my arm gently around his shoulders and told him I would kindly shove his testicles down his throat. I am not always as good as I should be at turning the other cheek.

Topic Awesome murals / graffiti
Posted 24 Feb 2015 07:41

from my city, Atlanta...

Topic A new ebook?
Posted 24 Feb 2015 06:47

What I want to know is, was I right about the Abraham Lincoln thing? Think

I dunno, I think that birthmark looks more like Buffalo Bill Cody.

Topic What's for dinner tonight?
Posted 23 Feb 2015 18:54

Fried chicken, rice and gravy, green beans, potato salad, cornbread and sweet tea.

Topic Health, Fitness and Eco-Friendly Trends
Posted 23 Feb 2015 15:42

Truthfully, I just grab whatever water bottle is available. At one time I would drink from the water fountain at the gym, but after I noticed how unsanitary some people or I quit doing that.

I usually wear just gray gym shorts and old t-shirts with the sleeves torn off to work out in and I wear old sneakers. I try to remember to bring a clean towel, but sometimes I forget so I often have to rent one from the gym. I generally like two towels, one to wipe myself off and one to wipe off the equipment. I get really pissed off at people who don't wipe off the equipment when they are done and have been known to tell them that they better do it the next time. The gym I use now has paper towel dispensers placed conveniently around the gym along with sanitizer dispensers, so there is no excuse for people to not clean off the equipment when they are finished.

Topic Favorite Unlikely Food Combinations?
Posted 22 Feb 2015 18:19

I like to put maple syrup on my entire breakfast: eggs, sausage or bacon, grits, toast, pancakes or French toast, hashbrowns, etc.

Topic Tanning Bed Awareness and the effects it can have!! STAY AWAY FROM THEM!!
Posted 22 Feb 2015 16:33

I live in the deep south where it is warm most of the year. Growing up, my parents had a swimming pool and we lived on a large lake. So I was always swimming and going shirtless in the boat, water skiing and jet skiing. Spending so much time outside I would get very tan. Now at age 29, I've already twice had to have basil cell skin cancer cut off of me. The last time left a 3-inch scar across the top of my shoulder. The first time was on my head, near my face. All of that was from the regular sun, I can only imagine how much worse it would be from using tanning beds.

Topic NOT an official stance, but... prospective poets, please read.
Posted 21 Feb 2015 22:38

Buz, I have seen quite a few poems accepted on lush that were made up of several haiku.

I've mentioned that before. A traditional Haiku is only 3 lines. That is it. If its longer than that then its not a traditional Haiku.

If you write a poem based on the 3 lined meter style of a Haiku with multiple stanzas, as if it is several Haikus, making up a longer poem, then its just a longer poem based on that metered format. But do make it long enough to be worthy of submitting. Front page space is precious and its not fair to people who spend a lot of time and effort creating stories and other kinds of poems to be bounced off by something very short that took 5 minutes to do.

Plus, I would like to state for everyone to know, there is no kind of vendetta going on against any member on Lush. Our verification queue has been bombarded with submissions. We're desperately trying to get your stories verified. The current wait time may be much longer than any of you are used to. If we ask any of you to please be patient or to temporarily slow down any submissions, it is NOT a personal attack, insult or anything negative at all. Please don't misconstrue things. We just need some breathing room to get the job done. We are all just members like all of you and we have jobs and families to try and spend time with. When we get this busy and submissions bombard us, we have no time at all to write any of our own stories or poems. We're just frantically verifying and trying to catch up. This like anything else will pass. Please be patient.