Forum posts made by buz

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 20 Sep 2017 14:40

I can't believe someone in Hollywood hasn't made a ridiculously big budget disaster movie based on Planet X aka Nibiri. You know, with amazing special effects and a long list of former A-List movie stars that will take any part they can get.

You can always buy cherry syrup at the grocery store and mix your own Cherry Coke. Not too much cherry though or it starts to taste like cough syrup.

I think if you wear a tin foil hat and get away as far as you can from the coast, you might have a chance to survive Planet X or would that be Planet IX now that Pluto is no longer a planet? You know, this could just be Pluto trying to get even for the lack of respect. I'd be pissed off if I was Pluto.

I'm thinking of an ice cold beer right now. Anyone care to join me? But first get those tin foil hats ready.

Cheers! occasion5

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 19 Sep 2017 20:56

The world is supposed to end this Saturday, Sept. 23, when Planet X aka Nibiru suddenly make its appearance from the way distant reaches of our solar system, wreak havoc and possibly collide with Earth.

I don't know about y'all but I'll be in Athens, GA at the UGA vs Miss. State football game, which I expect to be an intergalactic style epic battle. Hopefully, if it is the end, I'll be numbed really good from Jack Daniels and ice cold beer. And if I am still here after, I'll try and finish up my next Lush story by early next week, then start an arduous proofing and improving process.

In the meantime, I just finished a delicious float: Cherry Coca-Cola and Jack Daniels in a very large frosty glass mug (stored in the freezer), stuffed with a couple of large scoops of vanilla ice cream.

Cheers! And y'all have a great evening.

PS. Get your butts over to Sprite's page and read her latest Butterfly Beach offering. It is a beautifully written work of great erotic creativity. Read the entire series and you'll love it. Sprite is an amazingly talented and brilliant writer and a great inspiration.

Topic Who's good at giving massages?
Posted 18 Sep 2017 20:25

I give a very thorough massage. It's great fun to give pleasure.

Topic Awesome Award 9/18/17: Verbal
Posted 18 Sep 2017 19:30

Congrats to the Verbster on the Awesome Award. toast

Topic Dressing for SEX
Posted 18 Sep 2017 19:23

I've found women get really excited seeing me with sock garters on and silk Daffy Duck boxers.


Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 18 Sep 2017 11:21

I'll raise a glass to birthday girl, Hannah! Cheers! occasion5

Topic new front page banner
Posted 18 Sep 2017 11:19

Have we talked about how awesome the banner looks? It does look really great.

Topic Easter Eggs in your stories?
Posted 18 Sep 2017 11:16

DanielleX made me a character in a story.

Topic HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Browncoffee!!
Posted 18 Sep 2017 10:38

Happy Birthday, Hannah!!! Hope it's a fabulous day!

Topic Using your freedom of speech
Posted 18 Sep 2017 10:36

Patoki, quite frankly it looks like you just make up stuff as you go. Give it a rest.

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 17 Sep 2017 08:04

I had an awesome time yesterday in Athens, GA, The Classic city. An outstanding tailgate party with a big crowd of old friends. The Dawgs rolled to an easy victory Between The Hedges in front of 93,000 of the DawgNation.

So evidently the team we play next week is a lot better than predicted. I'll not say more out of respect for Rump's wishes. But it looks like there will probably be an epic battle Between the Hedges next Saturday. Go Georgia Bulldogs! Dawgs Sic 'em! Woof! Woof!

I've already had a few cups of coffee. It's 11:03 am, hmmm... yeah, I can pop open a cold beer.


Topic Southern Sayings
Posted 17 Sep 2017 07:33

To Honeydipped: To clarify for the others..Shug is pronounced as "Shoog", short for Sugar.

It's just 'shug' down here.

Topic Using your freedom of speech
Posted 17 Sep 2017 07:31

No, it's not. In Eurasia there have been wars and conquests and of course conquerers left a mark on the territories they occupied, but they only rarely managed or even tried to completely suppress native culture and with only a few exceptions, indigenous peoples stayed where they were, even in most of the colonies. The Americas were the great exception.

I suggest you take a closer look at actual history. About the only Asian conqueror not interested in pushing their own culture on the suppressed was the Mongolians who actually adopted cultures of the conquered. The Japanese Empire certainly wasn't interested in conquered people maintaining their culture. Asian conquerors in general certainly did not allow equal status to the subjected either and there were a lot of attempts at mass extermination of urban population centers.

Topic Using your freedom of speech
Posted 16 Sep 2017 07:05

America is it exists today is founded on the refusal of immigrants to integrate. Instead they almost anihilated the original indigenous culture and tried to force their European culture, religion and morals upon the remnants.

That is pretty much the story of nation building of all countries throughout history.

Topic How do you like to handle comments?
Posted 16 Sep 2017 06:51

I prefer to send the commenter a personal note through private messaging. I like to keep the comment section under my story clean without any of my return comments. I like that we have the option though.

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 16 Sep 2017 06:48

The Dawgs play Samford & Son in an evening game today, so we're not leaving for Athens until noon. Well, actually it's just Samford. It's a university in Alabama. The temp is supposed to reach into the 80s with high humidity. So I am glad the game is late. We'll kick back in the shade all afternoon, snack and drink beer and bourbon. I love the tailgating and getting to see a lot of longtime friends that I don't get to see often.

So right now I'm having coffee and thought I'd verify a story or two. And soon, I need to jump on some stories I've saved to read from some of y'all. And Rump, I got your message on the blue site. I plan on getting to your story pretty soon.

At this time I don't feel anything, any ideas and such for a comp story. I do have a couple of other themes I can't get off my mind and will probably write on those. But if something hits me and I feel it, I'll jump on writing something for the comp. But for something to come out right, I have to feel a certain sense of urgency and desire to write it. I'm a bit moody on such. Maybe because in my career I have to satisfy and connect two opposing sides together, making them happy, that in my personal creative life I just want to satisfy whatever whim I have on my mind.

So, join me in a coffee. I'm drinking mine strong and black.

Topic Colin Kaepernick and Nationalist Hypocricy In the NFL
Posted 15 Sep 2017 06:56

Colin Kaepernick and John Rocker are going to be paired like Samuel Jackson and John Travolta in the next Quentin Tarantino movie. dontknow

Topic Deodorant/antiperspirant streaks on shirts
Posted 15 Sep 2017 06:50

Oops, I just reread the OP and realized that Buz was mostly talking about white residues left by the deodorants themselves. I'm tired these days, does it show?

Anyway, I guess my previous contribution might be useful nonetheless.

And I simply use a clear deodorant so I really don't have that specific problem.

Actually, your post is very useful, especially for those of us who have to wear white or pastel blue dress shirts with tie to work. For maybe 3 months, maybe 4, I can wear a white undershirt under those. But living in Atlanta, where it is a very hot, humid, subtropical, becoming more tropical, climate, undershirts are just too damn hot.

I spend a lot of money for tailored dress shirts and really hate for them to get deodorant stains under the arm.

But as soon as I get home, off comes the suit, and it's t-shirt and shorts time.

Topic Deodorant/antiperspirant streaks on shirts
Posted 14 Sep 2017 19:43

Do you ever get those streaks on polo shirts and t-shirts from your stick or roll-on deodorant? When pulling your shirt on if the material contacts the deodorant residue it will leave those ugly white streaks on colored or darker material.

It may be worse for people with larger shoulders, chest, and latissimus dorsi muscles. It can be difficult to pull those on without getting the streaks.

I have discovered that rolling the shirt inside out up to the arm holes for the sleeves and pulling it on will keep the deodorant residue on the inside and not streak up the outside of my shirt.

Topic Accountants
Posted 14 Sep 2017 17:54

One of the horniest girls I knew in college is now a CPA. She was great at sex. I'm sure she still is.

Topic Do you get excited by dangerous situations?
Posted 14 Sep 2017 17:39

Risky sex in public? Why not?

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 14 Sep 2017 17:37

It's time! It's time for an ice cold beer or two.

Topic Would you let yourself be tied up during sex?
Posted 14 Sep 2017 17:31

Only by my wife. But I prefer to be the one doing the tying up.

Topic Listening to this song reduces anxiety by 65%
Posted 12 Sep 2017 17:44

Didn't take it as such.


Topic Listening to this song reduces anxiety by 65%
Posted 12 Sep 2017 17:27

For relaxing I like to kick back with a drink, probably a bourbon whiskey or maybe a Scotch, smoke an expensive cigar, and listen to either blues music or Chopin piano music.

Topic The Alterverse - Brainstorming.
Posted 12 Sep 2017 17:04

think it would fit better in the heart of darkest africa - can't wait to read it when you publish it. :)

Hmmm... Darkest Africa like in the mid-1800s when it was truly mysterious. Lost Safari. Uncovering an entire unknown civilization and city linked to mysterious visitors from another planet. Ancient aliens never really went away. Dodging cannibals, poison darts, lions, leopards, pythons, and mambas just to meet something much more dangerous or hideous.

This could work also in the Amazon delta or the cold reaches of the Andes. OR the London underworld. I'm thinking...

Topic The Alterverse - Brainstorming.
Posted 12 Sep 2017 16:57

How about a planet where all the survivors of krypton ended up. Where everyone has super powers. I'll call it Planet of the Capes.

Until they are eradicated by an army of French pastry chefs from Planet of the Crepes.

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 10 Sep 2017 17:09

Hey guys - i have a wacky idea and i'm starting to put out feelings to see if people might be interested. i know that a lot of Lush's most talented and creative writers gather here, so...

my shared world project. here's the gist of it - i am thinking of creating a world not unlike the one i used for butterfly beach - perhaps in the same world, but not on the specific island, and putting out guidelines, etc, for anyone who wants to write erotica in that setting. here's kind of a list of inspirations (and please, i take suggestions) that are currently on my radar:

Edgar Rice Burroughs'.
Jules Verne
HG Wells
Indian Jones
general pulp fiction (the genre, not the movie!)

would be a mix of fantasy, sci fi, horror, adventure, and, of course, smut (this being lush!). also, any one could steal elements from other writers, such as settings, characters, creatures, etc, tho you should probably get permission. i'd be starting a forum section for people to share ideas, and all that (reminds me, i should probably run this past Nicky at some point - or hope she doesn't notice i'm busy slowly stealing her site for my own nefarious purposes).

anyways, i'd be pleased as punch, to hear y'all's thoughts on the subject.


* edited to include Kaiju (had to look it up - who says lush isn't educational). :)

Sounds interesting to me. I'll be talking to you about this. So Tarzan Around The World In Eighty Days In A Time Machine With The Lost Ark And Aliens Testicles: Part One

Seriously sounds fun.

Sounds like a good chance at some exciting creativity.


My Atlanta Falcons took down the Chicago Bears the day after my Dawgs took down Nore Dame, I guess the state of Illinois is ready for Georgia to go home and leave 'em alone. :)

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Falcons take down the Bears. Shot 2017-09-10 at 8.00.39 PM.png

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 09 Sep 2017 20:44

Beers on me!!! DAWGS WIN! Dawgs went to Southbend, Indiana and beat Notre Dame in a slobberknocker fight of a game.

And did y'all see all those Dawg fans in their stadium. Has any visiting team gone and and taken over their stadium before?

Go Dawgs! Sic 'em! Woof! Woof! I'm super stoked!

Congrats to DD's Hokies and Bill's Tigers. I liked the Sooners humping on the Buckeyes, too.

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 09 Sep 2017 13:14

Alright, Mr. Flirt is willing to come in and do some comedy. He's fitting in pretty good.

It's college football Saturday. My Dawgs are on the road at Notre Dame. Big test! I hope they pass (and run) successfully. I have a lot of friends that made that trip and also took in a Cubs game while they're up there. UGA's Hall of Fame former football coach & athletic director, Vince Dooley was honored to throw out the first pitch at a Cubs game the other night.

Hey! Have y'all seen the awesome new banner at the top of Lushstories? It looks outstanding. What a great Lush promo. If you get a chance tell Nicola how great it looks.

So, it's an ice cold beer day with Jack & Coke mixed in. Y'all have a drink with me.

Go Dawgs! Sic 'em! Woof! Woof!