Topic Who should be the next US president?
09 Oct 2015 16:13
i am not sure whether this is meant as humor or if you're serious. please let it be humor. *prays*
I thought you had a life size FatHead of Sarah Palin decorating your living room wall.
Topic Is it really possible to grow your penis??
01 Oct 2015 13:12
The penis is NOT a muscle. The erection is caused by blood pumping in and not pumping out, causing the fibrous material to engorge and enlarge. A penis can be a wide range of sizes depending upon body temperature and outer temperature during its flaccid state, but reaches its consistent maximum size at erection.
The only way to make it bigger is through surgery, cause dude, otherwise genetics has totally determined what you've got.
If you tie heavy weights to it, you might damage blood flow and the ability to engorge, therefore you could permanently destroy your ability to have an erection.
Have you wondered why those Viagra and so forth commercials warn you that if you have an erection lasting as long as 4 hours to get to seek medical attention. That is because the blood is not flowing back out, fresh oxygen is not getting to your tissue and your penis tissue might be dying. For God's sake get to the Emergency Room!
Topic "Porn watchers think more highly of women"
01 Oct 2015 12:55
The thing is, most studies are done by people with prejudices going in and they want to create propaganda to prove their point. I did my own study and found this to be true because I wanted it to be true.
As for as porn watchers, hell, that includes any male with access to a computer. If not a computer, they're picking up those nasty glossy mags behind the counter at the convenience store. I did a study on that one day. And yes, preachers look at porn too. Most of the men in the US Seante are probably addicted to porn. I haven't done a study, but they just look like porn addicts. Sometimes you can just tell. I'm sure there is a study proving that somewhere.
But this study might be somewhat true. From watching porn myself, I think very highly of women who can take all holes filled, deep throating at the same time, while using their hands to jerk guys number four and five. Hats off to you ladies with those skills. A person needs skills to be successful in this world.
Now I'm off to do a study that proves that 99% of women have a multiple orgasm after getting a free make-up make over at their favorite make up counter at their favorite department store at the mall.
Topic Is a blowjob to completion when sucking till orgasm ends?
29 Sep 2015 12:22
People can be put on 'Blowjob Probation' for not sucking and swallowing until the orgasm ends, unless they called 'Facial' at the beginning. That's like calling 'shotgun' when getting into a car or truck. (Usually a truck in my case.)
You don't want to get put on Blowjob Probation. That goes on your Permanent Record.
Topic *HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEN LUPUS!!!*
28 Sep 2015 18:53
Happy Birthday, Ben!
Topic Do you like having your hair pulled during sex?
28 Sep 2015 18:48
My wife grabs anything and everything. I had to start cutting my hair short so she couldn't yank it all out. Damn, I might have to shave my head. She's about pulled my ears damn near off. She is dangerous when she has an orgasm – and she has a lot of those. I might have to start wearing Kevlar and football helmet for sex.
Topic Group sex with boyfriend/girlfriend
28 Sep 2015 18:18
You have to be able to channel that jealousy into arousal and not hold onto it afterward. Its as cerebral as it is raw libido. Some people can't get past the jealousy stage. If you can, it's a new level of excitement.
Topic Do you give money to panhandlers?
28 Sep 2015 17:28
I've done a lot of volunteer work at homeless shelters and from that know a lot about panhandlers. The true homeless usually go straight to the liquor store or their drug dealer as soon as they get some money. There are a lot of professional panhandlers too. They usually have a nice home in the suburbs and during the day stand on street corners with 'Will Work for Food' signs. A lot of them like to bring their kids and have stand with them so they can get even more money, maybe for their stop by the mall on the way home.
I like to donate to organizations that help people like homeless shelters and feeding ministries or the local food bank that gets the food to the real families and people that need it. Nearly all communities have these organizations and with just a little effort you can find them and support the real people in need.
Topic Why do you come to Lush...?
24 Sep 2015 18:53
To read outstanding sex stories, fantastic sensual poems, try my hand at writing and enjoy wonderful friends.
Topic Yogi Berra, loveable American icon passed away.
23 Sep 2015 06:44
The great Yogi Berra, Baseball Hall of Famer and one of America's most loved personalities has passed away at age 90. While in the US Navy, Yogi Berra was awarded a Purple Heart for action at the Normandy Invasion. After WWII, he went on to become one of the greatest and most loved professional baseball players, playing his career for the New York Yankees and playing in more World Series than any other player ever. We especially loved him for his down home quotes. He once said, "I never said most of the things I said."
After his playing and managing days in baseball was over he went on to make himself known to younger generation in TV commercials as a very popular product spokesperson and TV commercial personality. And he wrote books about baseball.
Yogi Berra quotes:
"It ain't over till it's over."
"It's deja-vu all over again."
"A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore."
"Even Napoleon had his Watergate."
"You can observe a lot by just watching."
"Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical."
"When you come to a fork in the road, take it."
"You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you."
"Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded."
"I always thought that record would stand until it was broken."
"The future ain't what it used to be."
"Half the lies they tell about me aren't true."
"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
"If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be."
"It gets late early out there."
"The other teams could make trouble for us if they win."
"Pair up in threes."
"There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em."
"I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question."
Topic Are you a screamer or a moaner?
22 Sep 2015 19:01
Since your asking... I moan until I can catch my breath and scream again. I'm a yeller too and I grunt. I usually grunt when I pull hair. But my wife is always even louder than me. We're going to have to sound proof the bedroom once we have kids. I don't know what we'll do about all the other rooms, cause we've christened every room in the house a few times. We even christened the front porch – it was night and there was no moon, but it made the neighborhood dogs bark like crazy.
Topic Windows 10!!
22 Sep 2015 18:48
Windows sucks! I'm almost 30 and I have a PowerMac from middle school that still works. I also have an old Mac G5, and a new iMac. Using anything Windows for work is fucking miserable and counter productive. All it does is fuck up all the time, freezes, crashes, loses the internet. We replaced our PCs at work with Macs and the IT Dept doesn't have anything to do anymore. Windows can go toss someone's salad! Did I state that elegantly enough?
Topic What's in your fridge?
22 Sep 2015 18:17
Beer, Reese's Cups, milk, sandwich meat, eggs, lettuce, salads that I pre-mixed myself, condiments, whipped cream, cookies (it makes them nice and crunchy), cheese, oranges, grapefruits, celery, carrots, cut up watermelon pieces, margarine, V-8 Juice, cherry syrup, jellies and jams, some leftover baked chicken, sangria, diet soft drinks, grape juice, and orange juice.
Topic NO Pics of your EX
22 Sep 2015 17:58
The one that was my ex over and over again, chased off my other girlfriends and married me. I got all kinds of pics of her. They're all over the house, even a couple of oil portraits of her. One is really big! She looks down on me from over the mantle.
Topic *HAPPY BIRTHDAY RACHEL SPRITE!*
22 Sep 2015 17:00
Happy Birthday, Rachel!!!
Have an awesome birthday and wear your birthday suit!
Topic The WORST movie you ever saw
22 Sep 2015 06:35
Heh... my mother was one of the thousand or so extras, paid to appear in The Day After. I've got a 2 second snippet of her, all made up, trudging along the roadside, with half a dozen other people, looking like an atomic bombed-out refugee.
Absolutely horrible movie.
The Day After Tomorrow, is equally bad - in a different kind of shitty way.
My dad was an extra in the movie, Grizzly, made back in the 70s. It's supposed to be out west where grizzlies are, but was filmed in the same Georgia county Deliverance was filmed. That movie is pretty awful too. It was low budget.
Topic The WORST movie you ever saw
21 Sep 2015 07:39
It's between Armegeddon and The Day After Tomorrow. Those movies sucked beyond horrible.
Topic HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR FRIEND WSCLG
21 Sep 2015 07:35
Have a great birthday, Bill.