Forum posts made by buz

Topic Favourite guitar effects pedal?
Posted 22 Jul 2016 07:20

This is a good one for playing country music. Love to play me some country licks. The old style authentic, boot kicking stuff.


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Topic Favourite guitar effects pedal?
Posted 22 Jul 2016 07:10

I like this one, VFE Blues King.

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Topic Announcing our Sporty Sex Stories Competition, $150 First Prize!
Posted 21 Jul 2016 08:19

I've had a decent number of good bar arguments and discussions about what is a sport.

Modern olympics started with such events as tug of war and standing high jump.

Can't wait to read a good story about dressage (also an Olympic sport). ;)

Tug of War should definitely be brought back to the Olympics. For both male and female athletes. A team of 10 representing each nation. I'd love it.

I can tell you who'd be hard to beat. The UK. The Brits are really into the heavy lifting stuff for those strongest men in the world competitions. They could field a team that would be hard as hell to beat. And if the blood doping Russians aren't there, the Brits might have an easy gold for the men.

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I think this will be an entertaining competition. Sport & Sex! hmm... I think of sex as an athletic endeavor anyhow. You should do it a manner that leaves you physically exhausted. Just more fun to me.

Topic What did you have for lunch today?
Posted 19 Jul 2016 19:30

Collard greens, fried green tomatoes, grilled corn on the cob, mashed potatoes with white gravy, cantaloupe, and a buttermilk biscuit. Sweet tea... and peach cobbler.

Topic Let's have some fun. The person above you, are they good, nice or naughty and evil?
Posted 19 Jul 2016 19:26

There is a bench warrant out for her arrest. For tossing underwear on public signs. I'd say very naughty!

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 19 Jul 2016 19:25

I'd like to see a limit on how many pictures someone can post on your wall in one posting. I'd say no more than 2 pictures allowed in one post.

Topic February Fast Approaches... Donald Trump is being taken seriously... Should we be TERRIFIED???
Posted 19 Jul 2016 17:29

Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton. I'm terrified. Surely this is a prank being pulled on us by some kind of greater power. Maybe those ancient aliens are back. I'm pretty sure this is the Apocolypse. Yes, that fucking mega-giant volcano simmering under Yellowstone National Park is going to erupt. It's the end of time for humans.

Of course, all of us in North America are going to die quickly when that things erupts. We'll barely be aware of it before we're dead. Y'all in the rest of the world. Uh... I'm sorry but y'all might hang on for days without water or food and endure kinds of awful suffering.

The end is near!

help

Topic 🌹HAPPY🌝BIRTHDAY👡SHORTNSASSY🎂HOPE🎁IT🎀IS🎊A&
Posted 19 Jul 2016 10:34

Happy Birthday, Sassy!

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Topic 'American English'
Posted 19 Jul 2016 10:31

American english is the most appalling 'language' - anyone using it should be shot

Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one. And in some cases are one.

Topic 'American English'
Posted 19 Jul 2016 07:38

I wonder if Noah Webster was poor at spelling... evil4

I thought he built a big boat for animals.

Topic What are you listening to right now?
Posted 16 Jul 2016 22:15

Merle Haggard

Topic Let's have some fun. The person above you, are they good, nice or naughty and evil?
Posted 16 Jul 2016 22:14

Very bad. The Judge has issued a bench warrant for his arrest for an overdue library book. Such behavior cannot be tolerated!

Topic How to get rid of the hair down under
Posted 16 Jul 2016 22:08

Getting rid of it permanently? What if you get divorced and your significant other dumps you and your next lover likes it hairy or maybe just a trim? Or what if the Bushes, yep, George and them, take over the world (Though they might actually be running everything anyhow). Ya know, shaving and waxing will become illegal. We'll all have to Bush-y.

Topic The WORST movie you ever saw
Posted 16 Jul 2016 22:03

There are so many bad ones where does begin their list?

Topic Heavy/tight/full testicles
Posted 16 Jul 2016 08:42



So far as my experience tell.. A man s balls are where his semen gets stored when he is horny n willing to mate. We can sense that by cupping their balls. We will feel they become very full n heavy. This happens if he has not cum in a long time. This can be taken as his state of horny n willing to fuck u.

Noll's post above is correct. The sperm (little swimmers that are racing to get to the woman's egg) are what comes from the testicles. The semen is produced outside the testicle and the sperm then hitch a ride in that. So the weight of the testicles stays basically the same all the time.

See my post above about how the ball sack tightens and loosens. That is what gives the testicles the illusion of feeling heavier when they actually are not.

Topic Experimenting with the Notifications API
Posted 16 Jul 2016 07:23



For compensating, or what?

It's pick on the Dutch guy month! f-hihi

toast

Topic sexual requests
Posted 15 Jul 2016 15:59

It depends on what she asks to do.

Topic What is the best type of panties?
Posted 15 Jul 2016 15:58

granny panties...

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Topic What did you have for lunch today?
Posted 15 Jul 2016 15:53

I'm sad to say, just a salad.

Topic Pray for France.
Posted 15 Jul 2016 15:27

That is just more heartbreaking news. And you know what? It's just beginning.

Unfortunately, there is a huge clash of cultures. Modern western society is so much more open and free than the rest of the world. There are huge numbers of people that hate us for that. And large portion of those have no regard for human life like we do. Obviously, they will stop at nothing in order to kill and destroy our way of life. They actually think they will be rewarded in the afterlife for mass murder and mayhem.

What do we do?

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Do pray for France. Pray for the victims families and friends. Pray that this insanity can end. Pray for an end to hate.

Topic A Message From The Queen
Posted 15 Jul 2016 07:10

Very funny. Now it looks like we Yanks will have to embargo your island and appoint Adam Sandler as your next Prime Minister, just to show how seriously we take you.

Actually, we know y'all have a great sense of humor (no u's allowed!) We know this because of those wigs ya'll wear in courts of law. And we loved Monty Python's Flying Circus. Thanks.

PS. This is the Queen...

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Topic Heavy/tight/full testicles
Posted 15 Jul 2016 07:03

Testicles stay the same size all the time. The sack around them loosens and tightens, mostly to adjust for temperature. The testicles produce the sperm (the little swimmers inside the seminal fluid) at normal body temperature. So the sack either pulls the testicles closer to the body for warmth (tightens) when it's colder outside or loosens up, drooping when it's hot or the body is extra hot from exercise or something. If a guy is sick, feverish, and running a high temperature his balls will loosen excessively and droop way down to protect them from the excessive body heat.

If I haven't cum in awhile, my testicles get somewhat sore and sensitive. Running, though hot, actually makes the sack tighten up so that my balls aren't banging around. Of course, most guys wear tight underwear to run in for the support. If not it would be like a big boobed woman jogging without a bra, and probably hurt even more.

Testicles may have the illusion of feeling heavier when the sack is drooping. But in reality, they weigh the same.

And a guy's penis changes sizes for much of the same reasons. When it's hot outside, the penis hangs much longer and thicker. When it's very cold, it will shrink up in order to stay tight against the body for warmth. Of course getting aroused will engorge it with blood to erection no matter the temperature.

Testicology 101

Topic 😃💐🙋HAPPY Birthday, Nicola!!!! 😊🍭😀
Posted 15 Jul 2016 06:47

Yeeehaaa! Happy Birthday, Nicola!!!

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Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 14 Jul 2016 18:11

She was extremely naughty the last time we got together.

thatshot

Topic Experimenting with the Notifications API
Posted 14 Jul 2016 18:09



You people all have too much imagination. As if Warner Bros. would make a cartoon in which Daffy was masturbating

Gav, please make Noll's notifications extra, extra small. https://upload.lushstories.com/474403400-funny-duffy-duck-looney-toons-animated-gif-11.gif

Topic The WORST movie you ever saw
Posted 14 Jul 2016 18:01



cleanse yourself

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You're right. I'm going in for a Holy Water bubble bath.

sheepholy

Topic Cops out of control - part 2
Posted 14 Jul 2016 16:48

I'm a member of the ACLU and yet, I'm a die hard, Wall Street loving, capitalist pig.

Topic 5 dead police in Dallas
Posted 14 Jul 2016 16:44

Hell, the more I think about it, I'm not totally opposed to anarchy.

Topic Danielle X's What's the Odd One Out Quiz - A prize to the winner!
Posted 14 Jul 2016 16:36

Look at each section below and say which is the odd one out, and why . I'll write a flash erotica story for the winner!


1
St. Paul - He was in the Beatles.
Jackson
Montpelier
Lincoln
New York
Richmond
Raleigh
Topeka


2
Tin
Bronze
Iron -Ironman is way cooler than Tinman, sorry Wizard of Oz. It's Iron!
Magnesium
Gold
Silver


3
Tiger Woods - He played 18 holes on the course and off. Too bad his wife didn't approve of those off course holes.
Dustin Johnson
Justin Rose
Phil Mickelson
Rory Mcilroy
Angel Cabrera


4
Winston Churchill - Margaret Thatcher won one war, but Winston won the big one.
Margaret Thatcher
Dennis Thatcher
Gordon Brown
Sarah Brown
David Cameron


5
Rita Ora
Pope John Paul II
Mother Teresa
King Zog - Gotta go with the rap star, though I heard Pope John Paul II could shake his booty. King Zog it is!
Elvana Gjata


6
Indiana
Illinois
Kentucky - all the other states border a large body of water. Kentucky is landlocked but they do make great bourbons.
North Carolina
Virgina
Wisconsin


7
King penguin
Galapagos Penguin
Emperor Penguin
Rockhopper Penguin - I'd choose this as my porn name.
Adélie Penguin
Gentoo Penguin


8
Freezer
Fridge (Not him, I hate Clemson!)
Dishwasher
Microwave
Toaster
Food blender
Washing machine - You gotta wash your undies sometimes. This one.


9
Peach
Banana - Bananarama
Coconut
Cherry
Mango


10
Champagne
Sherry - Sherry gave me a blow job while driving thru Athens, GA. Yep she was driving. A very talented young lady.
Guiness
Cognac
Absinthe
Chardonnay


Rules

The judge's decision (i.e.) me, is final Read it
The deadline to have your answers (in this thread) is 15th August, 2016
I retain the right to confiscate Katie's panties
In the event of a tie, a tie breaker/spanking will be used to decide the winner

Danielle X

I stole Katie's panties! I'll sell them to the highest bidder.

Topic Is anyone else tired of tattoos?
Posted 14 Jul 2016 16:20

Only bad tattoos.

Great body art is very cool. And tattooing has been around since extremely ancient times. We're talking a long time ago, fuckers! Since dudes wearing skirts were whacking at each other with short bronze swords. Even before that. When they were tossing spears with stone spearheads. That long ago.

Don't go cheap when getting a tattoo. You'll look cheap. Save up and spend to get good quality art from a true body artist. And go original. Do you really want the same cookie-cutter tattoo that thousands of other people have?

But if you want a high powered job, like say corporate level and/or banking or such, don't get tattooed anywhere that cannot be totally covered with a business suit. And seriously, don't wear nose, lip, and eyebrow piercings to job interviews.

I've now got 5 tattoos. But when I'm at work you'd never know it.