Forum posts made by buz

Topic Golf in South Carolina
Posted 24 Apr 2015 19:39

For great golf in South Carolina, drive south of Charleston to Hilton Head.

Topic New member to the site, and what I think so far
Posted 24 Apr 2015 19:37

I suggest checking out the stories and having fun in the Forum. I don't do chat, so I don't know much about that.

Topic Story Idea: Mom joins teen sex orgy
Posted 24 Apr 2015 19:24

Providing a minor with alcohol falls under misdemeanor. A felony would be more along the lines of having a minor rob a bank with you or sell cocaine for you or something like that.

In this case, besides the alcohol, she allegedly allowed minors to play the Naked Twister, allowed them to have marijuana, and played with a sex toy in front of minors. That all does give the DA some leeway to add more serious charges. Right now it doesn't look like they are going to push that, but the DA can add more charges at any time. DA's are politicians and I'm sure he'll swing towards the more popular sentiment in his district. If it was what he thinks his constituents want that, he could attempt to push a felony charge unless a judge threw it out. Part of the game. But I think the community might rather this incident die down.

Here's another entertaining case. Two Louisiana school teachers got in trouble for seducing a 16 year old student... they had a marathon threesome with him from 9 pm to 6 am. The two teachers got caught because they bragged about the encounter.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/la-teacher-jail-sex-student-case-article-1.2180450

Topic Story Idea: Mom joins teen sex orgy
Posted 24 Apr 2015 13:34

There are two levels of 'contributing to the delinquency of a minor' charge in Georgia, where she was arrested. One is a misdemeanor with the possible sentence of a fine and up to 12 months in jail. The other is a felony with up to 10 years in jail. Of course the severity will be determined by the district attorney.

I have played 'Naked Twister' myself (me and several girls), but we were all over 18 and we didn't get arrested. As far as winning and losing in the game. haha, there was no losing! Playing Naked Twister leads to Nekkid Twister. Naked = nude; Nekkid = nude and up to some wild fun! Play on!

For a guy at 16, 17 or 18 if someone's hot mom wanted to have sex with them – I didn't know any straight or bi guys that would turn that down when I was that age.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 24 Apr 2015 12:36

It would be great if the 'delete' option for our page blogs was fixed so it actually works. Right now it seems to delete the blog you wanted it to, but after you log out, you see that it is actually still there for everyone to see.

So if you have a typo or something and think you've deleted and posted another blog, your typo blog is still there.

Topic Word for the day
Posted 24 Apr 2015 12:20

Fuckadillyiscious!

Topic I have a heavy equipment operators license. Is that sexy?
Posted 23 Apr 2015 19:28

I've always wanted to have sex in the bucket of a big bucket lift truck.

Topic what do you girls think of "country boys"?
Posted 23 Apr 2015 18:15

Please know – only silly city boys go cow tipping. Not knowing the difference between a cow and bull gets them into some real trouble.

Of course we used to disguise the dog and charge city folks $20 each to see the alligator. Boo hoo!

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Topic Butt plug fun
Posted 23 Apr 2015 18:01

Butt plugs are a hoot!

f-hihi

Topic Story Idea: Mom joins teen sex orgy
Posted 23 Apr 2015 07:30

That woman is facing a host of charges, some are felonies. Writing a story based on a similar situation would have to be within Lush's no incest guidelines. All characters would have to be at least 16 years old. Also there is a rule against using drugging someone to have sex, so there is the plying underage kids with alcohol and drugs issue.

In another somewhat similar situation, recently two very attractive blonde school teachers in their early 30s seduced and had a menage-a-trois with a 16 year old male student in Louisiana. They are facing several charges.

16 years old is the legal age of consent to have sex in most US states, but there are still adding to the delinquency of a minor laws. In many states it is absolutely illegal for a teacher to have sex with a high school student under any circumstances.

Topic Anyone ever get caught having sex in a pool?
Posted 22 Apr 2015 21:25

My wife and I were having sex in the car and somehow pushed speed dial on my wife's phone for her mom. Yes she heard us having sex. Ugh!

Topic Playoff time!
Posted 22 Apr 2015 21:00

Go Atlanta Hawks!!! Even Ludacris was there to cheer on the Hawks!!!

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Topic space sex
Posted 22 Apr 2015 20:42

You could probably 69 without too much problem. Its the all-holes-filled MMMF that could get really tricky. And what about the Russians. You know we have those international space teams. I've heard they do some positions never seen in Western Europe or the Western Hemisphere and that are outlawed in Australia... hmmm... I think we should send a Canadian up with the Russians as an experiment. Canadians are too nice to say no.

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Topic Are condoms really that bad?
Posted 22 Apr 2015 15:38

It is much harder to have an orgasm with a condom on. The upside is I can fuck for a really longtime with a condom on. The downside is she might get sore or we run out of time.

If I were single, wearing a condom would be much better than an unwanted pregnancy or catching an STD. You can get creative about how to finish off.

Topic Police kill more whites than blacks, but minority deaths generate more outrage
Posted 22 Apr 2015 15:31

Yes, the census worker did come to see me. If you leave your form incomplete or especially, do not return one, they will most likely come to see you.

Topic Police kill more whites than blacks, but minority deaths generate more outrage
Posted 22 Apr 2015 13:20



Buz... American is a nationality not an ethnicity.

The information the census collects is actually important for many reasons.

I've decided it is an ethnicity and I am starting an American ethnicity movement. Hmmm... I'm sure there is a way to gain a tax exempt status for this.

"Give me ethnicity or give me death!"

naka

Topic Police kill more whites than blacks, but minority deaths generate more outrage
Posted 22 Apr 2015 13:02

I put down 'American' for my race on the census form. Had to mark through the other stuff and wrote it in. They sent someone to my house to take a look at me. I still wouldn't admit to just being just a caucasian. I am a quarter Cherokee. I actually oppose having a question on the form asking what race we are. I'm an American and it doesn't matter what color I am.

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Police should never shoot unarmed people. The cop on South Carolina is charged with murder for shooting that man in the back seven times. Duh! Because that's what it is!

The police have to be brought under control. There is a rampant bullying problem by police in the USA. Shooting unarmed people is a by product of an out of control police culture in this country.

Topic "Cyclone cuts off electricity to Lush's coding genius"
Posted 22 Apr 2015 05:39

I am glad to know he is safe. I hope he finds a generator and gets power for his family.

Topic Corpsing during sex
Posted 21 Apr 2015 15:37

My wife and I crack up laughing during sex fairly often. We laugh a lot anyhow, pull pranks on each other and so forth. Somehow I make her laugh hysterically every day whether I intend to or not.

We often try new sexual positions, mimic what we see in porn and often the results are hilarious and we end up laughing. I fell off the bed once just as I started to orgasm, stuff shot everywhere, straight up, and my wife laughed to the point of tears. We broke a bed at a hotel once, the legs collapsed mid stroke and, damn, that was funny. One of the best was in the kitchen when her butt got pushed against the dishwasher and turned it on. And the time in the car when sometime during sex, our maneuvering around punched her phone and (that's when one number presets can be very dangerous) it dialed her mom.

Embarassed

Topic Proofreaders
Posted 21 Apr 2015 06:17

I also suggest that if at all possible you get a friend to proof read after you've done all of your proofing. A second set of eyes, seeing your story fresh will catch things that you keep glancing right over.

If you have questions about wording something or about how to use the correct grammar, please use this Forum. We have several good people who get excited about grammar and will be eager to respond.

Remember, the professionals use proofreaders and editors. Magazines use a proofreader to read the text before publishing. All print publishers have professional proofreaders on staff to read through all of their books before printing. Large ad agencies never rely on the actual writer for the final proofing of ad copy. (And yes, mistakes still get through. Unfortunately newspapers are the worst proofed of the publications and that is why you'll always see mistakes in just about any newspaper issue published.)





Topic HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAZZA LUSH!
Posted 21 Apr 2015 05:55

Happy Birthday, Mazza!!! Have a great fun and blessed day!

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Topic One or no testicals
Posted 20 Apr 2015 11:16

Do you have regular testesterone injection treatments? Also what about pump-up penile implants and/or use injections for erections?

One of my dad's best friends is a urologist that treats men for a host of problems. I was amazed at what all he told me they could do.

Topic Weird question.
Posted 20 Apr 2015 10:51

Everyone is different and offers varying degrees of giving and taking. Personally I like it mostly 50-50. I love the balance.

Topic Any avid runners around
Posted 20 Apr 2015 10:48

I love running and do many races from 5k to half-marathons. I have been battling plantars fasciitis over this past year.

Topic What's the weather like where you are?
Posted 19 Apr 2015 20:33

It's rained for six straight days.

Topic what are you drinking?
Posted 19 Apr 2015 20:18

A large cold chocolate milk

Topic Cumming
Posted 19 Apr 2015 20:16

Cumming? That's a town...

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Topic Playoff time!
Posted 19 Apr 2015 19:41

My wife cheers for the Atlanta Hawks (and so does her husband).

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Topic Recomendation for pubic dipilatory?
Posted 19 Apr 2015 08:42

Use an electric trimmer and then get it waxed. No sharp blade goes near mine either.

Topic Best tips when giving a guy head?
Posted 18 Apr 2015 22:30

My suggestion is to make him his favorite sandwich, turn the TV to his favorite sport, sit him in a nice comfortable chair, bring him the sandwich along with an ice cold beer. Then get on your knees in front of him and give him the blow job of his life while he enjoys the sandwich and watches TV. Make sure to lick his balls, deep throat him, stroke and suck him and if you're feeling extra generous give him a rusty trombone. Let him finish all over your face and tell him how awesome he is.

He'll never forget it!

L16