About CleverFox


When I started college I was hit with a mind numbing depression that lasted several years and had to put my plans for world domination on hold. Once I managed to shake the depression by shear force of will I managed to get degrees in Physics and Engineering. Now that I am back on track, my plans for world domination are coming along nicely, the best part of the plan is the fact that nobody realizes that it is happening, MUHAHAHAHA! I have had my heart broken several times in my life but my motto is "Never give up, never say die!"

Bob, aka "The Apex"
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Colorado, United States
Local Time:
23 May 2018 18:43
Favorite Books:
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Harry Potter, Sherlock Holmes.
Favorite Authors:
Douglas Adams, J.K. Rowling, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
Favorite Movies:
The 1988 "Batman" with Michael Keaton, Dragon Hunters
Favorite Music:
Queen,The Tubes, The Ventures, Yes, The Art of Noise


Date Joined:
25 Jan 2012
Last Visit:
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Topic: Have you ever had sex with a foreigner?
Posted: 04 Jun 2017 15:58

In 1994 I had a girlfriend from Ukrain. She came to the United States before the fall of the Soviet Union. Her first language was Russian, her second language was Ukrainian and her third language was English.

The first word of Russian that I learned was "harrosho" which roughly translates as "good".

Topic: Bad Girl Barbie 😉
Posted: 31 May 2016 18:15


I like this picture.

Topic: Sexy accents... do they turn you on?
Posted: 10 Feb 2016 19:27

I am from the U.S.A. and I had a girlfriend from Ukraine. I loved her accent, especially the way she would say "Sexual Pleasures".

Topic: music what not to play at a funeral
Posted: 12 Apr 2015 11:27

"Happy Organ" by the Ventures
"Mars, the Bringer of War" by Holst
"Dual of the Fates" by John Wlliams

That being said I want all of those songs played at my funeral. I want to put the "FUN" in my FUNeral.

Topic: My job is to give orders all day. My question is, is it wrong for me to want
Posted: 31 Aug 2014 19:02

It depends on if your wife wants to dominate you. If she isn't into being dominate I think you are out of luck.

Topic: If an alien landed and said...
Posted: 26 Jul 2014 17:55

Alien - "Who is your leader?"
Katie - "We don't have a leader. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to be a sort of executive officer for the week"
Alien - "Yes"
Katie - "But all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting..... "
Alien - "Yes I see......"
Katie - "By a simple majority in a case of purely internal affairs....."
Alien - "Be quiet..."
Katie - "But by a two thirds majority in the case of......"
Alien - "Be quiet. I order you to be quiet!!!"

Couldn't resist after last weekend! :-)


This is the best answer to any question I have seen posted on Lush in a long time.

Topic: Should there be prisons for old people?
Posted: 24 Jul 2014 04:42

May justice be served.

Topic: What's your favorite Disney Movie/Character?
Posted: 14 Jul 2014 13:17

This character taught me that the destination is secondary, the actual journey is more important.


Topic: Happy Bastille Day!
Posted: 13 Jul 2014 22:10

Need I say more?

Topic: while currently married or
Posted: 29 Jun 2014 18:08


So Doc, what was her answer?

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Goodgulf the Wizard; Ogres and Amazons, Part 2

The next morning I woke before Nell. I then used a bit of wizardry to move the farmer's outhouse to the new pit. No use in contaminating the well after I had purified it last night but then I recast the purification spell because I had a sneaking suspicion that the farmer or one of his family members may have used it last night. When I got back to the barn Nell was awake, getting dressed...

Added 27 Jan 2013 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 5 | Avg Score 4.8 | Views 1,647 | 3 Comments

Goodgulf the Wizard; Ogres and Amazons, Part 1

I was sitting in my favorite tavern in the small town of Salla Sallew (where ther are no troubles, at least very few) minding my own business enjoying a good pint of cold beer (I used wizardry to chill the beer, I can't stand it warm) when in walked three ogres. Now we get all sorts of beings in town so three ogres wasn't all that unusual. We have humans, elves, orcs, dwarves,...

Added 21 Jan 2013 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 4 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,359 | 4 Comments

Construction Site Chaos

I was working on a paving project on a state road as the quality assurance tester. That means I do the testing that the state uses to determine the paving contractor's incentive/disincentive. Today paving had started very early and I had to get a sample consisting of 7-75 lbs sample cans instead of the usual 2 cans because there were going to be additional tests run on the asphalt at the...

Added 09 Oct 2012 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 6 | Avg Score 4.83 | Views 5,616 | 2 Comments

Vampire's Bane, Part 1

It was a cold Friday evening in January when Sylvia was walking to her boyfriend Bob's condo. She was thinking about the night they finally hooked-up. Sylvia was a third year English Lit major. She met Bob the first day of the previous fall semester when she arrived for her science class that she needed for her basic education required credit. Bob was teaching the Physics 101 course that she...

Added 06 Aug 2012 | Category Supernatural | Votes 7 | Avg Score 4.86 | Views 3,192 | 2 Comments

Waiting for your call

It is almost midnight on a Saturday night and I am waiting for your call. This all started six weeks ago when you caught your idiot of a boyfriend cheating on you. I happened to be in the neighborhood bar where you wanted to cry and get drunk. You sat next to me at the bar and got yourself a cranberry juice and vodka. I just happened to be there because I needed some human company for...

Added 15 Jul 2012 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 3 | Avg Score 4.67 | Views 2,479 | 3 Comments

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