About Contemplater


I'm a 40-something single, professional fella.

I'm looking for new female friends to chat with, at least initially. Maybe more if we "click", or make similar noises in harmony. Be warned: I have a dry-yet-quirky sense of humour and I am prone to flirting outrageously.

It has been alleged that I am "good in the sack". I won a sack race when I was in primary school, so there may be some truth to that.

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24 Jun 2018 17:36
I have lots of interests. Movies. Music. Long walks on the beach. Sex. On the beach? Yes please.
I did this test - http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-kinkyness-test - and I got 74 per cent. that makes me around three quarters kinky, I guess. :-)
Favorite Books:
Moby Dick (Seriously! Aside from the tedious chapters on the intricacies of whaling it is a devastatingly good read and a meditation on the self-destructive nature of humanity), The Rum Diary, the Love and Rockets comic book series.
I read as many comic books as non-illustrated literature and it would be fair to say I have a penchant for the science fiction genre.
Favorite Authors:
Neil Gaiman, Hunter S Thompson, Kurt Vonnegut, George Orwell ... and I'm still getting acquainted with some of the wonderful writers in these forums...
Favorite Movies:
The Big Lebowski, Repo Man, Star Wars, The Matrix, Spirited Away and lots, lots more.
Favorite Music:
The Clash, Talking Heads, Modest Mouse, Neil Young, Cocteau Twins and lots, lots more.


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Topic: Guys your feelings on pubic hair on women
Posted: 17 Jul 2017 00:53

I prefer shaved, but it's not a deal breaker. If a girl has a forest down there or a desert, it matters little. I will still go down on you, either way.

Topic: Boobs vs Ass Which in your opinion is better?
Posted: 10 Jan 2015 18:58

We are comparing apples with pears here, are we not? ;-)

I was going to have a quid each way, but then Kornslayer tipped the scales with his lovely image up above...

Topic: Watching porn with your girl?
Posted: 16 Dec 2014 23:38

I'd love to meet a girl who enjoyed watching porn, and would be happy for us to watch some together, either as a prelude to other activities or just for fun.

Wishful thinking? Time will tell.

Topic: Do strip clubs turn you on or not?
Posted: 09 Dec 2014 22:23

Strip clubs, as a rule, don't turn me on. Nor do most other kinds of buildings.

Some strippers, on the other hand, do.

Topic: Who wants their dicks sucked?
Posted: 09 Dec 2014 22:17

Hmmm. This would appear to be one of those rhetorical questions.

Topic: Guys is this normal?
Posted: 30 May 2014 04:17

Alexa, I see it has been more than five months since your initial post. Has your situation changed at all in this time?

It shouldn't be normal. My initial response, for what it's worth, would be to put the situation you described above to your husband directly - and ask him if he has an explanation for his apparent lack of desire for you.

As Slutracy said, sexual passion can diminish after two to three years. Sometimes that is not the case. Often the flame might have burned out. Sometimes there are other factors in play. Asking him directly might not give you the answer you want, or it might not give you any answers at all.

But if you really want to know, you should try asking him.

Best of luck. :-)

Topic: I have a few questions for guys...like for real about sex! Please help!
Posted: 30 May 2014 04:06

Interesting questions. For those of you yearning to know my response:

1) Would you be sexually attracted to a girl with a large scar down her chest? (From surgery)

2)Attracted to a girl who has orgasms every 2 fucking seconds?

3) Attracted to a Nymphet?

4) Would you stay with a girl if she doesn't want to have sex until married?
Potentially, yes.

5) Pubic hair or no?
It matters not.

6)Uneven boobs? (One bigger one smaller)
It matters not.

Topic: Where is your favorite place to cum?
Posted: 30 May 2014 04:00

The correct answer is: I will come where she wants me to come.

Having said that, there is no better feeling than releasing deep inside her pussy, after ensuring she is coming simultaneously.

Topic: do you prefer it when girls shave...
Posted: 30 May 2014 03:31

I have no problem whether it is hirsute or follically challenged.

Having said that, the second of the two pictures above is the one that is more inviting.

But we are only talking about two pictures.

Topic: Golden Showers......
Posted: 30 May 2014 03:09

I've never tried it, but with the right partner I might be tempted to find out what the fuss is all about. Hey, you only live once, right?

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Might not see one of these here, but you never know ... Merry Christmas
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(I agree, I would have liked to have expanded more on her back story a bit, but as it was I wrote 1497 words, the cut off was 1500!)
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