About CrossOfStAndrew
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Hello. I am a person who believes that the brain is the most important erogenous zone. Looking to chat with people of a like mind. My primary subject-matter interests for the purposes of this site are massage, taboo, girl-girl, first time experiences, country girls (though not their music ; see below), MILF's, and pregnancy-risk sex. I am NOT into anything that harms anyone or is about cruelty/coercion. Nor am I into anything dealing with human waste or the anus (yours or mine). And while I fully support 'marriage equality', I am not gay - nor would I engage in MMF.

As for a physical description (that isn't covered by the pics): I'm 6'4" tall ; weigh 270lbs ; brown eyes ; reddish-blonde hair (w/ goatee moustache). I also have a deep voice.

Other factoids: Apparently, my 'Spirit Animal' - or 'Totem' - is an owl (or hawk). This apparently is supposed to mean that I'm a "harbinger of change"....or "death". It's also supposed to mean that I have a keen bullshit detector.

Another thing: I'm not a "friend collector". If you don't plan on keeping at least semi-regular contact on here with me, don't add me. Also, I don't have time for people who lack patience, civility, or who just have a chip on their shoulders and look for fights. And most of all, I can't stand prudes. While even a site like this commands adherence to basic rules of civility, if you're easily offended you really ought not to be on a site like this in the first place. While I try to be respectful, I tend to be fairly inquisitive and ask frank questions. If you can't handle that, you may be in the wrong place. If any of the above may describe you, please move along. If not, drop a line (even if you're a lesbian)!

Thank you.

Name:
CrossOfStAndrew
Sex:
Male 
Sign:
Gemini
Relationship Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Location:
Interests:
History
Travel
The unexplained/unsolved
Food: I don't cook, but I'll do the dishes! I also have a knack for knowing what might go well together. Other people always ask about/want what I've ordered whenever I go out!
Sports: Especially American football ; the football that is know as "soccer" in the US ; and ice hockey. World Series of Poker is NOT a fucking sport! It's a pastime. Jesus Christ!
Favorite Books:
Too many to list, but, off the top, here's a sampling:
Poor Richard's Almanack
Common Sense
The Federalist Papers
Emmanuelle
The Diedrich Knickerbocker compilations by Washington Irving (which contain Rip Van Winkle and The Legend Of Sleepy Hollow)
Favorite Authors:
Benjamin Franklin,Thomas Jefferson, Alexander Hamilton, James Madison, John Jay, Thomas Paine, Nathaniel Hawthorne, Edgar Allen Poe, Washington Irving, Caleb Carr....to name a few.
Favorite Movies:
Godfather (Parts I & II)
The first 3 Star Wars (aka "The Trilogy")
Pulp Fiction
Monty Python's Holy Grail and Life Of Brian (Meaning Of Life is definitely quote-worthy, but doesn't hold up to the other two)
Almost anything by the old Hammer Horror films and certain pieces by Mr. Tim Burton....
I can't wait for the day when I can see a full frontal of Chloe Grace Moretz....but I think we have a few years, yet, for that unfortunately.
Favourite TV Shows:
Of "all time":

All In The Family
Seinfeld
Cheers
Fawlty Towers
Blackadder
Monty Python's Flying Circus
The Simpsons
Penn & Teller's Bullshit

Contemporary Shows:

Big Bang Theory
Family Guy
Sherlock
Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown
An Idiot Abroad
Real Time with Bill Maher
Favorite Music:
The Classics - whether it be rock or orchestral/symphonic music. Outside of certain pieces by P!NK (I just think she's fucking hot) and Adele, I'm NOT into "Pop 40" or "Hip Hop" stuff at all. And, although some female country singers are smoking hot, I'm not into their music. Christian music (unless you're talking Handel's "Messiah", etc....see Classics above) also sucks.
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Latest Forum Posts
Topic: Do strip clubs turn you on or not?
Posted: 20 Feb 2015 22:39

While they can be hilarious fun, they do not turn me on.

Topic: Short Girls
Posted: 19 Feb 2015 21:15

Shortest I was with was 4'11" and it was wonderful.

Topic: Do you enjoy eating Pussy? or do you pass
Posted: 11 Feb 2015 19:58

Unless there's something physically wrong with the pussy....including abnormal, foul odor (which has never happened in my experience), I absolutely ADORE eating pussy. Could easily waste a whole day doing that, if I could.

Topic: What Are The Most Memorable Movie Scenes That Have Stayed With You Always?
Posted: 05 Feb 2015 21:59

Carrie Fisher as Princess Leia in the bikini 'slave suit'....

Topic: teen or milf
Posted: 02 Feb 2015 14:58

Either. Both have their charms.

Topic: Super Bowl
Posted: 02 Feb 2015 05:15

The axiom "3 things can happen when you pass, and two of them are bad" are really hitting home for Seattle now.

Topic: Super Bowl
Posted: 01 Feb 2015 20:10

Hindsight may be 20/20, but I just don't see why on Earth you don't run it with Lynch. If NE holds up, or forces him to fumble and recovers, then hats off to NE (hats off to them anyway, btw, to you NE fans....) ; but that, from the moment you saw Wilson was actually gonna' pass, was a real 'head-scratcher' and what ended up happening is exactly WHY you don't run a play like that in that kind of situation. I just hate it when the coaches lose a game for a team and that's what happened. I thought Pete Carroll was too smart to try to get cute....apparently not.

Topic: Would you meet someone off Lush for sex?
Posted: 28 Jan 2015 20:55

Coitainly....nyuk, nyuk....

Topic: Age preference
Posted: 28 Jan 2015 20:18

Anywhere from 'barely legal' to 60's if the attraction and chemistry's there....

Topic: Post the title most recent song that you listened to
Posted: 28 Jan 2015 20:08

Tuesday's Gone, Lynnyrd Skynnyrd

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lins1988
Posted: 16 Feb 2015 11:57
your welcome
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Posted: 11 Feb 2015 19:27
Welcome back!
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Posted: 07 Feb 2015 20:57


Thanks for the request x
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Posted: 22 Jan 2015 20:20
Thanks for adding me
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Posted: 29 Jul 2014 05:07

Good morning!

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Posted: 30 Dec 2011 16:57
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.

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Posted: 12 Nov 2011 08:48
Mmmm...a big man...

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