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Sometimes its good not to directly mention them, but allude to them. All depends on what the intent is with the story. I personally dislike words like cock, pussy, cunt, etc. I find them derogatory and used as a means for the author to be lazy. Now, it cannot take away from the quality of an author as a whole, but it can slightly mar the quality of the story. But that's my opinion, not a solid fact. I was going to say that 'no one would agree with me, but I hate reading any of those words' and then I saw this. I agree with you. This is the first erotica-only website I've ever been on. In all my other writing communities, when I read erotica they never name it. I pushed inside her works just as well (better in my mind), than I put my dick/cock in her. Here, I'll be getting into a story and then have hold back laughter after reading cock, cunt, fucked, or the the dreaded 'cum'. The first three won't kill the story for me, but it does water down the arousal factor. What about "throbbing manhood?" Or "pulsing member"? Probably still too dirty for you huh? I think you need to stick to cheesy romance novels with pics of Fabio on the cover, wearing a white, flowing shirt and tearing with unbridled passion at the bodice of his female suitor.... People use dirty words (now I feel like a kindergarten teacher) in sex stories because they evoke feelings of arousal in themselves and in most readers. Show me a guy or girl that doesn't like to have the words "fuck me" whispered into his ear during sex, and you can bet their are one boring, vanilla lay. Perhaps you should go back to diddling yourself to Twilight posters and fantasies of being swept up by prince charming..... Oops. Sorry. I didn't mean to use such crude language there. I should have said "touching yourself down there". My apologies.
I would like to say that that riot was NOT about hockey. The same thing happened in 1994, and when game 7 was going to be held in Vancouver again, everyone here expected the same thing. It would have happened whether the Canucks won or lost. I hate reading the international news and hearing them say that it was "upset canucks fans" who were angry the team lost.... There were people who went down there, not only expecting to riot, but hoping for it. Who brings a black ski mask to a sports event?? These idiots were not angry or upset. You can see the footage. They are excited, lustful and almost euphoric. The good thing is, that with so many bystanders taking pictures and the prevalance of social media, the majority of these retards are going to be caught and prosecuted.
Well, I guess I've finally made it. :) Now, I used to having my work plagarized....but this is the first time someone has tried to make money off my stuff. I just found out, that several of my stories have been stolen by some supposed "author" named Elizabeth Summers, and are on sale on Amazon in Kindle form for 6.99 a pop. So far, she has stolen my stories "Weekend at Sonja's", "Dirty Little Secret", Kiss My Ass, Anal at last, and The Dirtier, the Better." She also has numerous other stories for sale that are no doubt stolen as well from other authors. Here is link for one of my blatantly stolen stories. http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B003XYESSU/ref=cm_cr_error The thief even used the exact tagline from the story posted on another site. Now I'm not sure what to do about this. Does anyone have any ideas? PS: who the fuck would pay 6.99 for one of my shitty stories??
Any used panties in that mix? (fuck, did I say that out loud?) As Doll's personal manager (and toenail painter) all requests for used panties need to be put through me - and quite honestly, those requests are rarely filled. That said, in liu of nudes of Ms. Doll and the knife set, a pair of my used panties along with a signed certificate of authorization, is also available. I actually have a few pairs of dancingdoll panties, that I might be able to part with to the highest bidder... :) The price will have to be substantial though...
Ahhh, back pain. The holy grail for snake oil salesmen. Here are a few pieces of advice. 1) Don't look for a quick fix. Anyone who promises such is either a swindler or an idiot...( usually both). 2) There is absolutely no need to go to the hospital or even go to your family doctor (unless you are looking for some better drugs). Family doctors ( general practicioners) have very little knowledge of orthopedic injuries. 3) There is no damage to the muscles. The muscles simply are going into spasm as a protective response to increased movement at one or more of the spinal levels. Most treatments for low back pain are aimed at reducing muscle spasm, but will not adress the underlying cause. These include massage, acupuncture, heat, medications electrothermal modalities etc...4) Keep moving! The worst thing to do is to engage in excessive bedrest. Immobility results in atrophy of the muscles that support the spine and a subsequent vicious cycle of weakening and pain. Even though it might be uncomfortable to move, it will not do any damage. Exercise based treatment has been proven to be the most effective means of treating and preventing lumbar injury. 5) Don't listen to WMM when it comes to health advice. If you have any questions, feel free to ask.
Judging from the changeroom at my gym....definately repulsive!!!
What do I owe you for the diagnosis, Doc? I think I need a good brace, but they look so dorky under nylons socks and slacks, with loafers. Its on the house. Actually, I think there are some berries that might fix your ankle. If you send me 500 dollars I can mail them to you. :) Now the next question would be...how does anything that may have happened (or not) that day...lead, even tangentially to whacky evolution/creationist/panspermia theories? ok...but having a conspiracy theory view on one topic is one thing. But when you project that view onto every possible other scenario, then something is wrong. It protrays a personality that thrives on contrarianism and looking for some evil "boogeyman" behind every shadow. For comparison's sake only - think how you might have evolved or changed, since September 2001? Well, aside from the accumulation of more knowledge, I would like to think that I still have the same worldview as I had then. (Pssst...for the majority of the world, 9/11 wasn't a huge reality changing event.) The ability to logically evaluate information really doesn't depend on the decade or the age of the person. That just might be more of my "pablum" though.....
Hey man, I'm just done arguing (with you and other people). Seems like I've spent a great deal of time over the last decade, discussing (and much of it in real life/not just the internet) theories, concepts and ideas...philosophy (which I previously, in my teens, 20's and thirties...ignored) because I had other priorities. Namely the pursuit of the almighty dollar and hot babes. I was as mainstream as 'they come' from 1979 til 2000. Heheh, I voted for Ronnie Raygun in 1984, and Bob Dole...in 1996!!!You'd have looked at me, sitting in college classes or at a bar or gym or place of employment (especially) and sworn up and down that I was a tight wad, ultra-conservative, trim and fit...young republican. Complete, with a stick up my ass and the idea that I was a much better person than 90% of those around me. I wanted to be like the Executive Vice President at that financial services company I toiled at for 8 years. I couldn't be him, but I could look and act like him. What a waste of 8 years...I looked like (a great deal of those twenty years) some Wall Street shyster in knock off $6000 suits...(which I paid substantially less for, off the rack and slightly tailored - because I was and do remain ... a cheapass, too). Unless you got to know me, and I let down my shields (Mr. Spock)...and invited you inside my walls...you'd have thought I was a guy who didn't give a fuck about anything except business. Unless you were built like Dancing_Doll or LadyX... Especially Xuani. I loved those clubs, man. Don't equate selfishness and ambilvalence with logical reasoning. I'm not sure if you are insinuating that I am somehow like the WMM of 1979-2000, or that the 1980's stereotypical caricature that you've presented is the only alternative to crackpot conspiracist ideology, but there is a middle ground. I can see that you associate me with the "system" because you have obviously prefabricated some image of me in your mind but I think you might be surprised. Pursuit of knowledge and pursuit of money are actually usually mutually exclusive ideals, and trust me, I do not fall into the latter category. Actually, I should probably discuss with you, this injury I sustained to my left ankle, when I was 15 years old...and what I think is the main reason why I constantly roll that ankle completely over...often, just walking. Sometimes it fails on me, when I'm just leaning against a wall or bar, trying to look cool. It's a bit embarrassing to tumble on my ass...when I'm trying to be nonchalant and uber suave. Well, everytime you roll your ankle, you damage the lateral ligaments of the ankle, particularly the anterior talofibular ligament. As the ligaments become stretched and torn, they no longer are able to perform their function of limiting excessive lateral ankle movement, destabilizing the joint and increasing the chances of it reoccurring. the best way to prevent future injury is to strengthen the lateral muscles of the lower leg (the peroneals) since the passive stabilizers can no longer to their job. You could also wear an ankle brace or supportive shoes that go up past the ankle to prevent further damage.
As the "almighty creator" of this thread, I think maybe I should guide things back on track. The question is: Should creationism be taught as an equal alternative to evolution. Not...should comparative religion be taught in school. I don't think anyone has a problem with comparative mythology classes. but should such mythology be placed on the same level as science? That is the issue.
I think athletes don't owe fans anything. They are paid to perform on the field (rink, cage, court). If they commit a crime outside the sport, then the criminal justice system should take care of it. I hate when athletes are penalized at their workplace for something that happens in their private life. What really pisses me off is when athletes get fined for simply saying something that is deemed "offensive". I for one am sick of hearing the same drivel from athletes when interviewed. "Yeah, they are umm... a good team... and ummm, it will be a good challenge and.. ummm..." Fuck that. I respect anyone that speaks their mind. And noone should be fined for it. I recall Sean Avery making a comment about "sloppy seconds" when referring to his ex girlfriend Elisha Cuthbert dating another hockey player. He got fined. Bullshit. Back to respectfull cookie cutter comments after that. And people say... "It reflects poorly on the sport." If anything, it creates interest in the game. Athletes are humans. They have the same faults and vices as the rest of us. The real fault lies in the clueless and delusional public who expect them to be morally superhuman. Awwww, your favorite football player got caught snorting coke off a hooker's ass.... :( Boo fuckin hoo. If he misses that touchdown pass then you can get pissed off. Don't bitch about what he does in his private life because it is none of your fucking business.
"Come here," you say in your sultry, sexy voice beckoning me towards your waiting body. I step forward and you reach up pulling me down onto the bed with you. Your lips find mine as your hands roam my body frantically, stripping me of my clothing. I taste your tongue as it slides between my lips, twirling and writhing in my mouth. Your hand finds the bulge in my pants, and you...
Added 20 Feb 2010 | Category Anal
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"Do you have a club card?" Suddenly I was snapped out of my trance. "Huh? Oh...umm yeah." I fumbled around in my wallet trying to find the card as she smiled at me. I could tell she was amused. I, on the other hand, was embarrassed beyond belief. How long had I been staring at her? "Here you go," I said passing the card to her. She smiled as she took it...
Added 17 Feb 2010 | Category Anal
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This is one of my earlier stories. I wrote it when I was around 19, but I figured I'd post it anyway. She looked like the kind of girl that could be pressured into doing almost anything. You know the type. Really insecure and maybe a little confused. She wasn't drop dead gorgeous or anything, but she was attractive nonetheless, and there was something about her that turned me on. ...
Added 15 Mar 2010 | Category Reluctance
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This is another one of my first stories form about ten years ago. Its been taking me quite a while to write some new stuff lately so I figured I'd post this one. Enjoy. The Married Woman My heart was racing as I walked up the front steps of the house. I went to ring the door bell, but hesitated for a second and looked around. It looked like any other house. Mini-van in the driveway,...
Added 08 Apr 2010 | Category Wife Lovers
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I don't quite remember when I started to become attracted to Jackie. When she first moved in, she was just another roommate, and I figured she'd be gone in a few months. But as the months wore on, we began hanging out quite a bit. That is, whenever her extremely jealous boyfriend wasn't around. She wasn't the best looking girl in the world. Then again, she wasn't exactly ugly either. But...
Added 19 Feb 2010 | Category Anal
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"No. No. No. Maybe if I was drunk. No. No." Reaching my hands up and placing them lazily behind my head, I reclined against the large oak tree at my back and continued to check out the steady stream of girls walking past me. "No. Yes. No," I said to myself, as a trio of eighteen year olds made their way past, casting a few flirtatious glances my way. ...
Added 12 Feb 2010 | Category Anal
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I never thought I'd have any fun at a wedding. The food is bad, the conversation is worse and the only thing to do is drink. And to make matters worse, all the available good looking females were religious. It was turning out to be a real nightmare. At least I looked good in a tux. I was wandering around, trying desperately to avoid a few people that I knew would launch into...
Added 16 Feb 2010 | Category Anal
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BRRRRIIIIIINNNNG! "Shit", I muttered to myself. "It never fails! Every time I get in the shower!" With that, I jumped out of the shower and grabbed a towel, heading for the phone. "Hello", I panted after running half naked through my house, picking up the phone, and dripping water all over the floor in the process. "Hey. What's up?" a feminine...
Added 13 Feb 2010 | Category Anal
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My eyes fluttered open and I rolled over to help some of the sensation flow back into my arm, as I had apparently been lying on it for the past few hours. Yawning, I rubbed my tired eyes before peaking past my clenched fist to the body beside me. Stephanie was still fast asleep, her chest gently rising and falling with each breath as her arms cradled her pillow beneath her head....
Added 21 Feb 2010 | Category Straight Sex
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My heart quickens as I take your hand and lead you down the empty hallway. You glance over at me with a suspicious smirk, a knowing glint flashing across your crystal blue eyes. I return your smile and continue towards my intended destination. After a brief inspection of the surrounding hall I see nor hear any sign of others in the area of the building. I reach out and push the bathroom...
Added 31 Jan 2010 | Category Anal
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