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Topic: Can You Teach The Fine Art of Fucking?
Posted: 02 Dec 2011 15:51

A specialist school in Austria has opened up (pardon the pun) to help teach international students all about the finer aspects of human sensuality.

It is open to all comers (oopse, I did it again) as long as they have the readies and are over 16.


At $1,000 a term, it seems rather good value. (Though I suspect Room and Board are extra) I am just wondering where they get their staff and precisely how does one go about taking up a position there? (once again. . . the temptation was just too much)

And don't you think the public reaction in Austria has been rather hard on them for their selfless act of pubic service?

(OK.....Ima stop now. That last double whammy even made me groan...and not in a good way.)

For all of yew lovely peopleby way of an apology for my crassness above. Something far more tasteful:


Topic: sexiest girl ever?
Posted: 30 Nov 2011 09:02

I reckon you need to go a long way to find a girl who looks as sexy as Rita Hayworth after taking off nothing but a set of long black gloves.


Sometimes subtlety is its own reward, innit?

Topic: "Vajazzled Pussy"
Posted: 29 Nov 2011 16:39

I hope you clear your browser history love, or your mum's going to know you've been asking naughty questions on Lush and she'll ground you.

Don't say you weren''t warned if you end up not allowed to go to the Junior Prom

Topic: Do you consider tattoos to be fine art?
Posted: 27 Nov 2011 19:52

I believe the same could be said of any artistic medium, be it music, graphic art, or (dare I say it?) writing.

Yeah but unlike poor choices made in relation to those art-forms, tattoos are forever.

You don't have to walk around with an Oasis album adorning your body for the rest of your days do you?

Topic: Tattoos????
Posted: 27 Nov 2011 19:48

True ... but her legs tats are ... well, to each their own ...


She's beautiful and the tatts go perfectly on her tight little body. But she, like all of us will stretch and wrinkle...and they're not gonna look good then. By 40, with three kids to her credit.....hey just sayin'. My best friend had a strawberry tattooed on her left breast when she was 15. She had 3 kids. She didn';t get fat at all either. But by the age of 31, at a nude beach one summer hols, my boyfriend leaned over to me and asked..."So why's that chick got a tattoo of a carrot on her tit?"

I kid you not.

Topic: Do you consider tattoos to be fine art?
Posted: 27 Nov 2011 15:04

The best of them...yes certainly.

Unfortunately, the "best" of them represent about 10% of the total ink that is scratched into people's bodies daily. Fine, original works. Conceived of and drawn together, by the client and the tatt artiste. With meaning and resonance in the life of the wearer. Something which when completed inspires pride in the artist as well as his customer.

The rest are sad looking, ill conceived and badly positioned stencils in garish colours with no meaning other than that someone got caught up in the latest fashion trend and decided to mark being an individual by getting inked, just like all his/her friends did. Often with precisely the same images his/her friends are sporting btw.

If I see one more teenaged girl with stars on her abs or one more wanna-be stylista boy with celtic armbands and no fucking idea, I think I'm going to slap one of them.

Topic: having an affair with a married man
Posted: 27 Nov 2011 14:50

Open relationships are all well and good. Everyone involved knows what they're up for and they're all volunteers. But when they try on this shit about "My wife and I have an understanding" is almost 100% of the time total crap.

Yeah....What it usually means is this: he's a faithless arsehole and she understands that.

She doesn't like it. She certainly doesn't feel good about herself for it. And you can bet his penis that while he's out sewing the oats he ought to have tamed while he was still single, she's too far up to her arse in nappies and school lunch boxes, softball practice and ballet lessons, to have the leisure to go out and get a bit of strange for her own self.

Unless you know for a fact that it's all open and above board, kick his lying arse to the curb. It's just a really shitty thing to do to another woman.

Topic: On the Topic of Editing Already Approved Stories
Posted: 26 Nov 2011 23:59

I look at typo's as a writers mark in time.
I use them to mark my progress. With or even better, with out the help of a quality editor.
If I ever get my typo's down to the number zero, it would be my mark in history..

Good luck Danand

Silver linings, innit??

ETA: Here's hoping I don't eventually drown in my own typos.

For Cash:

Topic: On the Topic of Editing Already Approved Stories
Posted: 26 Nov 2011 22:56

I was told; they still haven't found the last guy that re edited after being approved<img src="/images/emoticons/dontknow.gif" alt="dontknow">

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OK then . Bugger the typos. I'm leaving it.

Topic: On the Topic of Editing Already Approved Stories
Posted: 26 Nov 2011 22:30

Thank you.
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Awakening Her desires VIII

“ Come here Charlotte.Take off your knickers and lay across my lap.” His tone made her it apparent that this was a command, not a request. David was sitting on the sofa, a jar of something on the seat beside him. Charlotte whimpered in dread, despite herself. She found she was squirming in her place. She was perched on her side on the floor of the library, until just now happily devouring...

Added 01 Dec 2011 | Category Spanking | Votes 14 | Avg Score 4.86 | Views 11,464 | 5 Comments

Awakening Her Desires VII

Mondaymorning. The sun had risen hours ago. David had called the domestic staff and pleading flu had given them all the week off. He had cancelled every business appointment and social engagement he had made for the same time period. Damn feeding the gossip mill at work. Once he had begun to realise quite how voracious was Charlotte's appetite for his own favourite type of sex play,...

Added 28 Nov 2011 | Category Spanking | Votes 10 | Avg Score 4.5 | Views 7,774 | 2 Comments

Awakening Her desires VI

They had lingered in their bath for well over an hour. It was only David's slow dawning realisation that they were both near starvation that finally roused them from their sensual explorations. He was suddenly overcome with an irrepressible desire to show her off. He suggested that they dine at one of the exclusive harbour side restaurants he frequented; Fruits of The Sea Charlotte...

Added 27 Nov 2011 | Category Spanking | Votes 6 | Avg Score 4.83 | Views 10,290 | 2 Comments

Awakening Her Desires V

Charlotte was quite sure she had never been in a longer, deeper bath tub. “Any bigger and you'd have had to call it a spa”, she had said to him, as he carried her naked from the stained and rumpled bed and laid her in its steaming luxuriance. He had then stepped into it with her and settled down facing her, a smile of pure contentment and pleasure settling over his chiselled face, making...

Added 24 Nov 2011 | Category Spanking | Votes 8 | Avg Score 4.75 | Views 7,124 | 2 Comments

The Real Awakening

They were downstairs, in his beautifully restored Victorian terrace. It was 11pm on Friday night. The deal had been signed now for almost 12 hours and they were still celebrating it. The others had both left while she was in the bathroom apparently. George and Todd, the fat Englishman who had been negotiating with David for two weeks. She was glad they had gone. She had wanted to be alone...

Added 21 Nov 2011 | Category Spanking | Votes 8 | Avg Score 4.88 | Views 8,462 | 4 Comments

Awakening Her Desires III

They both liked fucking in his office. In the middle of the working day. Or in her office for that matter. But it was riskier there. Far riskier. Even though it was tucked away at the end of a long corridor. The walls of Charlotte's office were far thinner. And its door lacked an internal locking mechanism. That risk added a lot to the thrill of it for both of them. Charlotte liked danger....

Added 19 Nov 2011 | Category Spanking | Votes 9 | Avg Score 4.78 | Views 9,424 | 5 Comments

Awakening Her Desires II

Her hot little tongue trailed wetly across his sweat soaked chest, licking at his nipples, biting and sucking. She revelled in the flavour him. His essence of salt and sex and utter maleness assailing her taste buds, dizzying her. Filling her mouth and nostrils as she knew he would soon be filling her sex. She felt the slickness between her legs increase sharply at the thought. Imagined...

Added 18 Nov 2011 | Category Spanking | Votes 10 | Avg Score 4.6 | Views 7,780 | 2 Comments

Awakening Her Desires

It had been a shock to her system, that first experience. She had reacted with fury and embarrassment at first.. Then with mounting excitement and finally almost unadulterated pleasure. But later at home, thinking of it, it had really only seemed like a deliciously naughty game. An unreal kind of fantasy...her first ever spanking, in the woods last summer at the company Christmas picnic. ...

Added 16 Nov 2011 | Category Spanking | Votes 23 | Avg Score 4.9 | Views 13,423 | 9 Comments

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