Forum posts made by dancing_doll

Topic Brittany McHenry.....would ya?
Posted 18 Apr 2015 06:22

Superficially speaking, she's still hot. I can see guys still wanting to fuck her just based on that, but her nasty attitude and mean girl vibe will probably make her a pariah in her industry. A great many athletes come from exactly the kind of working class backgrounds that she was making fun of and her elitism may not win her over as many big interviews as she was able to land before. The stuff she said was just sooo ugly and to pro athletes, hot girls are a dime a dozen.

Topic zodiac signs and sex
Posted 17 Apr 2015 07:17

In my experience, Leo and Scorpio have been the hottest in bed, and I've had good experiences with Taurus as well. (I'm Aquarius). It's probably all just coincidence, but I have noticed those trends.

It probably also depends on what your own sexual style is - you tend to mix with certain types of energy better than others.

Topic What non-sexual qualities do you find most attractive in men?
Posted 17 Apr 2015 06:33

I like a guy that's intelligent, outgoing and just a little bit twisted. I do like a dark sense of humour. Real honesty is more important than loyalty. And fun - the guy's gotta know how to enjoy the moment and not get distracted by the future.

Topic Plagiarism alert
Posted 17 Apr 2015 05:57

Here's the most recent I found...someone just made me aware of it...haven't searched for all the Lush Publishing titles, but I did find this...

Hard Candy (2013) by Ashleigh Lake

Thanks again, Alan.

I reported this and hope it'll get taken down. Likely I'll have to stay on top of it. I have this eBook up on Amazon as a freebie (for more exposure) and these people are charging $1.50 for it and pocketing the whole thing. smh

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 16 Apr 2015 17:33

Topic high heels
Posted 15 Apr 2015 14:21

Depends on the occasion but most of mine are 5" I want to try the louboutin ballerina ultimat at 8" but its like being on pointes!! Christian Louboutin Christian Louboutin for The National Ballet, 2011.jpg

I tried a pair of these on once and being en pointe is actually more comfortable than this shoe design. They are beautiful but not recommended.

To answer the OP - I tend to do 5 inches or the 4-inch platform heel.

Topic Ladies, what is your ideal size package? Both cock AND balls ha
Posted 15 Apr 2015 14:12

I always thought balls were relatively unimportant as far as aesthetics go, until I fucked a guy with the perfect balls. I'm not even joking - this guy's balls were a little bigger than average, smooth, supple and with such perfect tone, they looked practically air-brushed. To this day, when I think back on this guy (who was basically a fuckbuddy), I have vivid memories of how fantastic his balls were. His cock was exceptional too. Seriously, someone needs to hunt him down and mould some dildos and sex toys off this guy.

Anyway - if this guy's balls were a perfect 10, most guys I've come across tend to rank between 6 to... oh, maybe 7.5, with an occasional 8 thrown in. I think balls that are proportionate to the dick or on the slightly larger size will come off as most attractive. I haven't seen any scary balls yet and I haven't fucked guys in the age-range that sags and wrinkles. In general, I don't think ball aesthetics are crucially important as long as they're smooth and aren't hanging too low. Having said that, like the aforementioned fuckbuddy - you can see some spectacular specimens and it definitely is a turn-on.

As far as cock size goes - I'll run with 6-8 inches as my preference. thumbright

Topic The Walking Dead
Posted 10 Apr 2015 20:00

You're such a die-hard Walker fan.

You should work for one of those sites that does episode reviews.


Topic The Walking Dead
Posted 10 Apr 2015 18:49

I have to keep averting my eye to avoid spoilers because I'm only in season 3. And I really love the show, but one thing keeps bugging me. How come they never stop for gas?

I'm sure there would be gas around, from cars and abandoned gas stations, so it is a logical flaw they could at least address. But they don't. They drive SUVs and RVs for Christ's sake!

Hmm... I could swear we've seen them siphoning gas from cars on various episodes - especially at that highway gridlock just before they lost Sophia in season two. I assume finding gas at this point would mostly be a stroke of luck, but yeah - they don't really touch on it much anymore.

Their companion series "Fear the Walking Dead" is starting sometime this summer (same premise, early in the zombie apocalypse, but on the west coast and with a different core group of characters). I'm not sure how successful it will be, but I think it'll be fun to check out. And you can watch this one without fear of spoilers! :)

Topic Teacher Fantasy
Posted 10 Apr 2015 17:18

I had a very harmless crush on my phys ed teacher when I was younger, and then much later I crushed on my sports coach who I did stupidly get involved with with a short time (purely sexual). That was about it though - most of my other teachers and profs were pretty old or unappealing.

Topic Would you be in a relationship
Posted 10 Apr 2015 17:13

No, I wouldn't, although I fully understand that once you've been in a relationship for a long time, that animal lust thing either settles down or you have to constantly work at it. Initially going into a relationship, however, that physical chemistry *has* to be there.

Once you've invested a lot and have a strong connection in non-physical ways, the answer to that Q may become more complicated, but unless you're both older (ie. when hand-holding, cruises and pigeon feeding in the park become the focus), I think two people in a relationship owe it themselves to try to work on the sexual spark and see if you can get it back.

Topic How many of you watch porn?
Posted 10 Apr 2015 17:00

I do - both alone and with my BF. I've watched with boyfriends in previous relationships as well. I've also watched it with girlfriends (platonic) but more just to have it on as background visuals. I've never seen it as something to hide or feel awkward about.

The kind I like varies - from softer female-friendly fare all the way up to rougher/edgy gonzo stuff (love the work of hardcore female director Mason). I'm not a major porn watcher (ie. it's not a daily thing) but when the mood hits - sure.

Topic Need some help picking a perfume.
Posted 09 Apr 2015 08:30

Your best bet is to go into a Sephora store and start sniffing testers to track down something that will turn you on. You might surprise yourself by responding to something unexpected.

As far as the fragrances you named, you might want to try:

Chanel Coco (spicy/oriental and similar to Opium)
La Petite Robe Noire by Guerlain *try the perfume, not the EDT (black cherry, almond, smoked black tea, spices and licorice)
Vanilla & Anise by Jo Malone (I get tons of compliments on this - it's very warm, spicy and unique)
Alien by Thierry Mugler (or even Angel if you haven't tried that one)

Topic its my first time and i need help.
Posted 03 Apr 2015 13:30

Definitely lots of oral. If she has an orgasm or two before you have sex, she'll be more lubed and penetration will be easier. If she's not naturally lubed, make sure you use plenty of the store-bought kind. You may want to start with a finger first before easing in. As well, try to have an orgasm yourself first - either with her, or before you see her if she's shy - that will help you last longer. Don't forget the condom. Have fun!

Topic Recreational Drugs
Posted 03 Apr 2015 13:16

I've tried many recreational drugs, to varying degrees. I spent a lot of my harder partying days playing with ecstasy, MDMA and cocaine... typically dancing through the night, past dawn, into the next afternoon at various Afterhours clubs. Did the EDM scene quite a bit. I've tried GHB a few times - which I liked to a certain degree, although it's so easy to overdo it and the consequences are being out cold for about 4 hrs - very dangerous. I've seen many people 'G-out' so I was exceptionally cautious. I've tried 'K' twice (not my thing, and really only a bump at that). I've had magic mushroom tea (fun yet still fairly mild) and of course - weed - like most people, although I was never really a heavy user.

The only thing I do now is take a few tokes of weed now and then. I've given all the rest up. I don't regret it, but it was just around too often and became too much a part of the social scene I was on. I can't say I was ever chemically addicted, but there was an element of it slowly becoming an overly regular thing.

Did I have fun? Ohhh yeah. Ecstasy and cocaine were definitely my drugs of choice. The rush, the energy, the the way you can be totally vulnerable with complete strangers, the long non-stop weekend parties. Some of those conversations were pure therapy, others were purely fun. The sex was always off the hook. Every experience was like a little adventure - I've had too many crazy stories to recount (should've kept a drug journal! lol). There were musicians, celebs, hardcore gangsters and criminals, models, multi-millionaire CEOs, strippers, meatheads, and of course - the requisite sketchballs.

I was always more into the uppers than downers. I actually don't like the feeling of not being in control or being 'out of it' and I was also mildly paranoid about hallucinogens, which is why I avoided LSD/acid or any of the harder stuff. I always preferred feeling like me - but just a more euphoric version of me.

Have I had bad trips? Yeah,.. maybe a couple. More so that the effects where stronger than I wanted them to be, so until they levelled out, I wasn't totally comfortable. I did have a bad trip on weed once - I was convinced the balcony of the apartment I was in was destined to break off that night and smash onto the street below, so I was scared to go near it. I wanted to be on ground level but I was convinced the elevators were rigged to suffer the same fate. I sort of just sat in one place for hours, not speaking to anyone and just totally tripping out inside my own head. I've never had anything like that happen before or since.

I did have an experience once where I was basically going in and out of a black-out at a huge club party but unfortunately this was the result of a 'friend' having put something in my drink without my knowledge or consent. That was by far the scariest experience I've ever had on that whole scene. That can happen anywhere though - and sometimes it's difficult to know who you can trust and who isn't just an acquaintance that can turn predatory on a dime.

Recreational drug use is a fine line to walk. But alcohol is a drug too. So are prescription pills. Quite honestly, of the people I've seen go downhill - it's been about the alcohol/pills. No 'evil' drug dealers lurking in the wings... just liberal prescription-heavy doctors and your local liquor store.

Topic Announcing our "This is Hardcore" Story Competition, $200 First Prize!
Posted 03 Apr 2015 09:35

And I think I remember Ashley getting extra leeway on a competition once because she needed the extra words. dontknow

Uhmm... nope on this one. All my stuff here is under 10K. I was talking about word-count back when I thought West Coast Games was going to be a single story (no comp ties). But then I gave up on that and turned it into a 3-part series anyway.

I think stories for comps have to be judged very specifically by the set rules. I'm no judge though, so will have to defer to those in-the-know.

Topic what stuffed animal is your favorite to masturbate with?
Posted 30 Mar 2015 17:09

Saturday night just got easier...

A new way to stuff a toy!

Topic Architecture, Interior Design and Style
Posted 30 Mar 2015 17:03

Some bedrooms I like. The first one is pretty amazing, I love how the colors of the bed match the exterior landscape. It would almost feel as if you're sleeping outside on a plain. Very soothing atmosphere:

Love this!

Topic what is your favorite movie quote
Posted 28 Mar 2015 08:07

"Life is meant to be enjoyed. When death comes my way I want coke in my nose, pussy on my dick and a Cohiba in my mouth.”

... from the film, ' Three Days in Havana '

I always thought there was some nice bite to that movie quote.

Topic Who is your favorite movie character ever?
Posted 26 Mar 2015 11:53

One of my all time faves is 'Mavis Gary' (played by Charlize Theron) in Young Adult.

Mavis is so uncommonly funny, bitchy, dark and cynical and yet deeply vulnerable and tragic at the same time. A highly entertaining and complex character that you either love or hate.

Topic Flight 4U 9525 - Barcelona to Dusseldorf
Posted 26 Mar 2015 11:46

When I heard about the NYT news report last night about one of the pilots deliberately being locked out, I genuinely thought it had to be a false lead.. that in the morning, authorities were going to set everyone straight and all the back-and-forth reporting about this crazy scenario would have just been a matter of speculation and assumptions. I was shocked when they actually confirmed it.

They really do need to put live-stream video cameras in the cockpit. The technology is there - it should be put into action. It also would have helped solve the Malaysia Air mystery. They're lucky they were able to salvage the cockpit recording in this case to start putting the puzzle together this early.

Topic The Walking Dead
Posted 24 Mar 2015 08:07

I think the carved 'W' signs are signalling the new "Bad Guys" on the horizon... assumably some renegade psychos that will challenge the Alexandria Safe Zone and want to take it for themselves.

This would technically allow Rick to be 'right' about everything he screams about in the last episode (Alexandria is not secure, there are bad people who will want to take it from you, we have to prepare etc.). If they do punish Rick for his totally unhinged outburst, the arrival of a new threat would be what the show would need to allow Rick to redeem himself among the group... and pretty much come out as the 'I told you so' Hero.

Also - there was this foreboding graffiti written on the wall inside Noah's demolished community ('Wolves Not Far').... plus they found that truck of half-chopped 'W'-carved walkers just outside the broken walls there - so it seems like whoever wrecked that community likes to make their mark, maybe to intimidate and scare people first, and then take what they want. It would make sense that a relatively sheltered community like Noah's, and even Alexandria, would be seen as soft pickings filled with people that are easy to scare into submission.

Topic Photos in title headers on stories?
Posted 22 Mar 2015 12:19

Hi Stormdog,

Hope these instructions help!


Choose the cover image you want and upload it to your image gallery. You can choose to "Hide From Gallery" if you don't want the cover on display on your profile in your actual image gallery. This basically just makes it invisible to viewers, but it's still uploaded for your own personal use.

You can either create a full 'story poster' with your own title and author name, customized as you prefer, or you can just upload the photo you want and Lush will automatically add the header with your name/title over a shaded bar at the top of your cover photo.

Reminder: You have to upload the photo/cover before hitting 'Submit Story'.


When you go to 'Submit Story', you'll see the standard submission template.

Just above where you'd paste the body of your story, you'll see the following:

Cover Image and beneath it a scrollbar of all your uploaded images from your profile.

Click on the cover/photo you want to appear, so that it's highlighted in a blue frame (such as I've done with the pink cover photo in my screenshot, below).

If you've done your own customized addition of title/author name, you can click on the box that says: "Hide Title and Author From Cover Image". If it's just a plain photo, leave this box unchecked and the system will add it for you with a basic shaded title bar at the top of your photo automatically.

Topic The Walking Dead
Posted 21 Mar 2015 17:21

And I know you've got a thing for the bad boy, but no way was Shane a productive guy to keep around in a zombie apocalypse. The head rubbing aside, he left his best mate for dead, fucked his wife, and murdered one of his own group just so he could get away. He was toxic, and in retrospect, just someone to hate in the boring farm season.

Nope - let's break it down:

"He left his best mate for dead." - Technically what else could he have done. Rick was hooked up to machines in the hospital. Machines failed. He seemed pretty dead. And zombies were coming. At least he pushed the hospital bed in front of the door to block them out. If he was really evil, he wouldn't have bothered. He probably wouldn't have even bothered checking on his BFF either when the world was basically going to hell. So really - let's be honest here - he was a true friend against all odds. :)

"He fucked his wife." - Ok, yeah... sorta tacky. But he was obviously very in love with Lori. It wasn't just to get laid. As far as he was concerned her husband was dead and here he was - willing to take on a single mother with a kid (a total liability in an apocalypse). So really - he was essentially protecting Rick's family when Rick couldn't. :)

"He murdered one of his group so he could get away." - Technically he'd only just met Otis a few hours earlier - not like they had some longstanding relationship. And, if he hadn't done it, they both would have died. And then Carl would have died too - poor innocent little Carl, whom Otis had negligently shot earlier that day. So really - he saved a little boy. He's a bit of a hero, really. :)

I know there was that whole 'trying to kill Rick' bit later on at the farm, but love and PTSD will make ya do crazy things.

I do love wearing my rose-colored Shane Goggles sometimes. glasses8

Topic The Walking Dead
Posted 21 Mar 2015 06:14

LOL... This was cute. Kitty nailed that expression!

Topic The Walking Dead
Posted 21 Mar 2015 06:13

Amen, Sister, on the mercy shot! I couldn't believe they just left that first guy. I could kind of get how Glen would be too shocked to do the guy in the door, but still, he should be hard enough by now to just get it done.

Let's make a pact right here, Doll. If you and I are ever in a zombie apocalypse, we promise to do each other.

Deal! glasses8

Ah-hem, anyway... If I was Glen, I wouldn't have just tuned him up. I would have killed him. Actually, I would have gone all Shane on his ass and put him down with a shot to the leg. These out-of-touch Alexandria softies are really starting to get up my nose.

I don't know about Rick, but Carol's character of late has really kept me guessing. I couldn't believe she went nuclear on that kid last week when she got caught nicking the guns. And she was so hard on him this week, which doesn't gel with the whole oh-shucks-Leave-it-to-Beaver thing she has going on. But I suppose it feeds nicely into the Dr Wifebeater scenario.

And I know! That fucking priest!

There's not enough time left... I can't wait another six months to see this play out...

I would have left him behind as well. Glen has kind of become the moral compass of the group now. And let's face it, some of the other characters are getting a little wobbly. Understandable in some ways, but damn - Carol is strong. I get that bullying the kid was a 'necessary evil' after she got caught but given Carol's recent history with children and her grief over it... being able to flip the switch like that was just ice cold chilly.

Funny thing if the show had started out from the beginning with the Alexandria people as the "main group" and then they'd let in Rick's gang as newbies with the hopes of 'strengthening them' and continuing on with running Pleasantville, imagine how viewers would be reacting to many of those characters... They're all becoming kind of unhinged, ready to 'take over' or lay down new laws. Technically Gabriel isn't all that far off - it's just that our longterm solidarity with the main characters and their backstory makes him the bad guy now.

It certainly makes you appreciate Shane a lot more. He was kind of Apocalypse-evolved beyond his years. I miss that character. :(

Posted 20 Mar 2015 07:16

Happy Birthday, Tamar! Hope you have a fun one! occasion7

Topic "I have a boyfriend!"
Posted 19 Mar 2015 16:21

I've used the line before, both when I've had a legit boyfriend as well as when I've been single and need to deter an over-aggressive guy (usually in a bar atmosphere or the gym) and can't be bothered explaining why I'm not interested. Sometimes guys take 'getting the girl' as a challenge and this is an easy way to just shut things down without any lingering maybes. Although, it usually requires the "and I don't cheat" bit in bars or clubs because many guys don't care if a girl has a BF, especially if he's not around at the moment.

In general though, I hate it... especially when a guy isn't being overly obvious and is just chatting or doing some light flirting. Saying "I have a BF" is kind of assuming a lot of things and I'm not one of those "if you're talking to me or we're casually flirting, it must mean you want to fuck/date me" types. So... yeah, if I'm enjoying the vibe, I probably won't bring it up until things take an obvious turn that way.

And unless I'm being outright propositioned, I'll probably just work it into the conversation (in a casual way) if I sense a guy is getting really invested in the pitch/play. After a while, I don't want to be responsible for wasting a guys time if it seems like he's on the prowl to find a hook up.

Topic Announcing our "This is Hardcore" Story Competition, $200 First Prize!
Posted 19 Mar 2015 16:05

I'm scared of entering now. Mine will seem vanilla.

No way - you're no vanilla kitty. You'll knock it out of the park! Seriously! :)

Topic The Walking Dead
Posted 15 Mar 2015 20:38

That seriously felt like one of the most traumatic episodes in a really long time. On so many different levels. Damn.

All I know is - Nicolas. Must. Die. Like was anyone else wishing Abraham had gone on that run so he could've let the fists fly longer than Glenn did? That scene. I actually had to look away.

And WTF with Gabriel???

Did he forget this moment when he was throwing the people that saved him under the bus?

There's been so much character evolution over the last few episodes. Even Rick and Carol are feeling a little more complicated than I gave them credit for.

Also - how come nobody ever gets a mercy shot on this show? Like I know it's less dramatic, but that would be the first thing I'd establish in the zombie apocalypse. If it looks like my number is up, do me like Dale before you run away. :p