About Dani

Cynical optimist. Uppity bitch. Rump shaker. Money maker. Enigma extraordinaire. Penguin enthusiast. Sleep connoisseur. Food evangelist. Lipstick extremist. Titty fanatic. Motorboat champion. Easily distracted. Not easily impressed. Certified potty mouth. Unapologetically vulgar. Classy as fuck.

I'm here to read and have fun. You're more than welcome to be a part of that if you'd like. But please be aware that I'm unavailable for anything more than friendly chat. Camp out in my friend zone at your own risk...just make sure you're good at rationing your resources. Seriously...if you wanna be my friend just be my friend. But that 'friend with ulterior motives' bullshit is for the birds. If you say what you mean and mean what you say, then you're fine in my book (with exceptions, of course).

*Disclaimer: Whatever my current avatar may be is NOT me. It's NEVER me. Most likely it's some gorgeous girl with amazing hair, or Beyoncé in a pair of chaps and a sexy white bodysuit wrangling a conspicuous looking penguin. It may even be a pair of flashy panties. Whatever the case may be, the avatar most definitely is not me.*

Danielle Algo
Relationship Status:
In a Relationship with roymunson101
A little bit of this, and a whole lot of that.
Favorite Books:
Give me anything suspenseful and/or romantic and I doubt I'll put it down. Oh, and erotica of course *wink-wink*.
Favorite Authors:
Jane Austen, Mark Twain, Stephen King, and everything in between.
Favorite Movies:
Happy Feet, Finding Nemo & Disneynature: Oceans are my ALL TIME fave movies. I'm also really into time period movies (Pride & Prejudice, Amadeus, Gone With the Wind, etc.) I can attempt to type them all, but it'd be a rather fruitless endeavor.
Favorite Music:
Everything from classical to hip-hop....except metal, I hate it.
Date Joined:
25 Dec 2010
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Topic: rimming how many of you ladies enjoy your man giving you a good tongue rimming on and in your assho
Posted: 04 Jul 2015 14:14


This...this feels like judgment. angry7

Topic: Make up...why?
Posted: 04 Jul 2015 07:40

That video is averaging over a million views a day. I found it both heartbreaking and inspiring to watch.

A woman criticized for her problem skin tries to make it better with make-up and then is criticized for wearing too much make-up (with some typical anti-female bashing thrown in). Social media can be a cruel place for people willing to put themselves out there. It's telling as well that even in the remarks on youtube for that video, you have some assholes being assholes and insisting that make-up is 'false advertising' and blaming her - yet again.

I wasn't aware of her as beauty blogger before, but her site is really nice ( http://mypaleskin.blogspot.co.uk/ ) and I think she's a great role model for girls and women dealing with acne who can still put their best face forward with great makeup looks. She really is a beautiful girl.


You're either a fake with makeup or a hag without it.

Add to that the men who don't know the difference between no makeup and very natural makeup.

It amazes me how people can have so much to say about things they know absolutely nothing about.

Topic: What is your favorite part of a porno?
Posted: 04 Jul 2015 07:37

The titties...duh.

Topic: Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted: 04 Jul 2015 07:22

But especially:


Topic: Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted: 04 Jul 2015 07:20

And also:


Topic: Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted: 04 Jul 2015 07:15

I've posted this before, but it still applies:


Topic: Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted: 03 Jul 2015 16:23


Topic: Make up...why?
Posted: 03 Jul 2015 16:17

A you-tuber makes a no-makeup video in response to her 100,000th comment.

It's a powerful video, well worth watching.

That's crazy.

And this isn't even one of those drastic, you don't even look like the same person, makeup transformations.

Wasn't even a marked difference between her face with/without makeup. People can be so damn cruel.

Topic: Keeping Your Mouth Shut or Speaking what is on your mind.
Posted: 03 Jul 2015 15:50

I err on the side of keeping my mouth shut. Perhaps to a fault.

I used to be that way. But my livelihood/career path kinda demands that I don't do that. I've really had to learn to step outside of myself and just tell people that some shit just isn't okay. And I've learned to incorporate that into other aspects of my life. It's uncomfortable, and it can be very mentally/emotionally taxing, especially for someone like me who would just rather shut down in the face of conflict, but it's definitely worth it.

I have also learned to pick my battles. If all it's gonna do is waste time and energy that could be spent elsewhere, then it's really not worth it.

And if I find myself in a situation where I have to ignore the battle for the time being, I just bide my time until I know I'll win the war. It all comes out eventually. And when it does, you'll regret not saying anything.

I just stick to my guns, and I never let anyone dictate how a circumstance should make me feel or convince me that their own feelings in regards to a situation are more valid than my own. If that requires speaking up, I do so. And if it requires shutting up, I do that too.

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Stories Published By Dani
I'm So Bad at This...

I feel them in my chest, Clawing their way through my throat Until they finally reach the tip of my tongue And that's where they stay. Don't ask me what they are Let me show you. Take the kisses from my lips And wrap them around you Let them sip from your cup Until it runs dry. The pounding in your ears Is the song of my soul. You won't hear it in whispered words, But in every gasp...

Added 19 Sep 2013 | Category Love Poems | Votes 26 | Avg Score 4.83 | Views 2,381 | 24 Comments

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