About Dani


Cynical optimist. Uppity bitch. Rump shaker. Money maker. Enigma extraordinaire. Penguin enthusiast. Food evangelist. Lipstick extremist. Titty connoisseur. Motorboat champion. Easily distracted. Not easily impressed. Certified potty mouth. Unapologetically vulgar. Classy as fuck.

I'm here to read and have fun. You're more than welcome to be a part of that if you'd like. But please be aware that I'm unavailable for anything more than friendly chat. Camp out in my friend zone at your own risk...just make sure you're good at rationing your resources. Seriously...if you wanna be my friend just be my friend. But that 'friend with ulterior motives' bullshit is for the birds. If you say what you mean and mean what you say, then you're fine in my book (with exceptions, of course).

*Disclaimer: Whatever my current avatar may be is NOT me. It's NEVER me. Most likely it's some gorgeous girl with amazing hair, or Beyoncé in a pair of chaps and a sexy white bodysuit wrangling a conspicuous looking penguin. It may even be a pair of flashy panties. Whatever the case may be, the avatar most definitely is not me.*

Danielle Algo
Relationship Status:
In a Relationship with roymunson101
A little bit of this, and a whole lot of that.
Favorite Books:
Give me anything suspenseful and/or romantic and I doubt I'll put it down. Oh, and erotica of course *wink-wink*.
Favorite Authors:
Jane Austen, Mark Twain, Stephen King, and everything in between.
Favorite Movies:
Happy Feet, Finding Nemo & Disneynature: Oceans are my ALL TIME fave movies. I'm also really into time period movies (Pride & Prejudice, Amadeus, Gone With the Wind, etc.) I can attempt to type them all, but it'd be a rather fruitless endeavor.
Favorite Music:
Everything from classical to hip-hop....except metal, I hate it.


Date Joined:
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Topic: DNA Test - am I right?
Posted: 24 Jul 2017 09:44

Methinks this thread is one of those really drawn out cuckold fantasy things.

Topic: The Age of Un-Enlightenment
Posted: 23 Jul 2017 14:03

Then why do you keep bringing it up? The US wants to be the crutch as it brings a lot of political power. And it seems that it values that power more than having a somewhat decent health care system for all its citizens. The rest of NATO doesn't force the US to spend so much on their defense budget.

I dear friend of mine told me about this post, as I have you blocked.

But I'm in total agreement with this statement.

Topic: Can my story feature a mother teaching her daughter?
Posted: 19 Jul 2017 09:51

Question asked and answered:

I'm currently writing part 3 of my Naughty Stepfather series. I'm aware of the incest rule on Lush, but I was wondering if it would be okay if the mother teaches her daughter how to suck her stepdaddy's cock.

There's no touching or sexual stimulation between mother and daughter. It's just the mother giving tips to her daughter as she's giving a blowjob and having a teabag session.

Sorry, that would not be acceptable. Although the mother and daughter are not having sex with each other, they are still in a sexual situation together. However, if she were giving the daughter some tips over a coffee or similar non-sexual situation and not actually in the room or involved in the action, I don't see that being an issue.

Topic: Gun
Posted: 19 Jul 2017 09:26

Is this one of those really intense metaphors about who we are and where we're headed in life because, eventually it all becomes moot? Because I mean, in the grand scheme of things, we can't take anything with us, and relative to how time/life goes on in spite of us, nothing really lasts forever, even legacies as we know and understand them. And much like gun debates in the Think Tank, it all devolves into nothing, right? Is that what you mean? Holy shit. I understand everything and nothing now.


Topic: latest movie that you saw or ones you wish to see
Posted: 19 Jul 2017 08:17

spot on review - just got back, and yeah, its weird using the word "humanity" when talking about the apes, but it's fitting - the film also didn't get lazy and go with what you expected - there were a lot of touches, both big and little, that took me by surprise (i won't list them - some are major spoilers). all in all one of the best movies of the year, and yeah, bite it, Oscars, and give Serkis at least a nomination for an incredibly nuanced performance as Ceasar.

Dude, look at this:


Topic: Peri
Posted: 15 Jul 2017 17:41

Let's not make this yet another opportunity to bash each other.

Feel free to discuss the merits (or lack thereof) of plagiarism, but speaking about whether or not you like the featured member of this post is not relevant to the discussion.

Please and thanks.

Topic: Impossible Task Time.
Posted: 14 Jul 2017 16:02

Being nice to people? Ew. Why?

Topic: Peri
Posted: 14 Jul 2017 15:51

Peri, Peri
What did you do?
Wrote a poem or two, that wasn't wholly by you
Mama Mia, what did you do
Got yourself banned and quite rightly too.


Topic: African Big Game Trophy Hunting
Posted: 14 Jul 2017 10:40

You're the moderator. What you say goes. But first could you at least extend the courtesy of answering this question?

Why do I get asked to stop and DamonX gets a pass?

He doesn't.

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Stories Published By Dani All Stories »

I'm So Bad at This...

I feel them in my chest, Clawing their way through my throat Until they finally reach the tip of my tongue And that's where they stay. Don't ask me what they are Let me show you. Take the kisses from my lips And wrap them around you Let them sip from your cup Until it runs dry. The pounding in your ears Is the song of my soul. You won't hear it in whispered words, But in every gasp...

Added 19 Sep 2013 | Category Love Poems | Votes 25 | Avg Score 4.57 | Views 3,046 | 21 Comments

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