About Dani

Cynical optimist. Uppity bitch. Rump shaker. Money maker. Enigma extraordinaire. Penguin enthusiast. Sleep connoisseur. Food evangelist. Lipstick extremist. Titty fanatic. Motorboat champion. Easily distracted. Not easily impressed. Certified potty mouth. Unapologetically vulgar. Classy as fuck.

I'm here to read and have fun. You're more than welcome to be a part of that if you'd like. But please be aware that I'm unavailable for anything more than friendly chat. Camp out in my friend zone at your own risk...just make sure you're good at rationing your resources. Seriously...if you wanna be my friend just be my friend. But that 'friend with ulterior motives' bullshit is for the birds. If you say what you mean and mean what you say, then you're fine in my book (with exceptions, of course).

*Disclaimer: Whatever my current avatar may be is NOT me. It's NEVER me. Most likely it's some gorgeous girl with amazing hair, or Beyoncé in a pair of chaps and a sexy white bodysuit wrangling a conspicuous looking penguin. It may even be a pair of flashy panties. Whatever the case may be, the avatar most definitely is not me.*

Danielle Algo
Relationship Status:
In a Relationship with roymunson101
Pinky promises, penguins, reading, dolphins, cartoons, garlic cheddar biscuits, sea horses, swimming, rock-climbing, dancing, caves, starfish, science, eating, reading, aquatic life, SHOPPING, cupcakes, sea shells, pixie sticks, Disney Fairies, ginger ale, old newspaper articles, shoes, hair curlers, jellyfish, tarnished jewelry, bright colors, bubbles, candles, dressing rooms, cheetos, NAIL POLISH, mangoes, pineapples, green apples, music, coconut oil, mascara, hair bows, sunblock, lab reports, telephone booths, cramped spaces, bubble wrap, sailing, powdered donuts, polka dots, cuddles, argyle, kisses, girl scout cookies, hugs, sundresses, wedged shoes, bunnies, ZUMBA!
Favorite Books:
Give me anything suspenseful and/or romantic and I doubt I'll put it down. Oh, and erotica of course *wink-wink*.
Favorite Authors:
Jane Austen, Mark Twain, Stephen King, and everything in between.
Favorite Movies:
Happy Feet, Finding Nemo & Disneynature: Oceans are my ALL TIME fave movies. I'm also really into time period movies (Pride & Prejudice, Amadeus, Gone With the Wind, etc.) I can attempt to type them all, but it'd be a rather fruitless endeavor.
Favorite Music:
Everything from classical to hip-hop....except metal, I hate it.
Date Joined:
25 Dec 2010
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Latest Forum Posts
Topic: Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted: 22 May 2015 15:25


Topic: Has anybody here ever used Amazon's "Kindle"?
Posted: 22 May 2015 14:56

It's so crazy seeing this conversation just 7 years later.

Topic: Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted: 22 May 2015 08:54


Topic: What Makes Someone A Slut?
Posted: 21 May 2015 17:16

When said someone decides they're a slut.

There are no set rules for slutism. It's what you (as an individual) make it.

Topic: Why is the universe so big?
Posted: 21 May 2015 17:14

So there's enough room for yo' momma.


Topic: Why is the universe so big?
Posted: 21 May 2015 12:37

Consider this:

The universe is big.

Some titties are big.

Titties = the universe.

Topic: Textured condoms
Posted: 20 May 2015 22:33


Topic: lust
Posted: 20 May 2015 19:07


Topic: Words of Encouragement
Posted: 20 May 2015 18:12

Growing up, I was the over achiever who had to always prove herself...for a multitude of reasons that I don't really wanna get into. In some respects, I'm still that way. But it's not even remotely as bad as it used to be when I was growing up.

As cheesy as this is gonna sound, when I graduated high school, I was gifted with the book 'Oh the Places You'll Go' by Dr. Seuss. It has Dr. Seuss's signature silliness to it, but reading it as a young adult vs. reading it now, I think it's so powerful in its simplicity.

Given my nature of over-achieving, sometimes I get to a place where I let even the smallest mistakes (sometimes the ones that no one notices or perceives as a mistake but me) throw me off balance.

Although I could seriously post the entire book in this thread (because the entire thing applies), I actually have this particular passage from 'Oh the Places You'll Go' bookmarked to read over when I find myself in a slump for making a mistake:

Wherever you fly, you'll be best of the best.
Wherever you go, you will top all the rest.

Except when you don't.
Because, sometimes, you won't.

I'm sorry to say but, sadly, it's true
that Bang-ups
and Hang-ups
can happen to you."

They may not be the most encouraging words, but they humble me remind me that I'm human. And as such, I'm bound to make mistakes, imagined or otherwise.
And then I don't feel so shitty anymore.

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Stories Published By Dani
I'm So Bad at This...

I feel them in my chest, Clawing their way through my throat Until they finally reach the tip of my tongue And that's where they stay. Don't ask me what they are Let me show you. Take the kisses from my lips And wrap them around you Let them sip from your cup Until it runs dry. The pounding in your ears Is the song of my soul. You won't hear it in whispered words, But in every gasp...

Added 19 Sep 2013 | Category Love Poems | Votes 26 | Avg Score 4.83 | Views 2,305 | 24 Comments

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