About Dani

Cynical optimist. Uppity bitch. Penguin enthusiast. Sleep connoisseur. Food evangelist. Lipstick extremist. Titty fanatic. Motorboat champion. Easily distracted. Not easily impressed. Certified potty mouth. Unapologetically vulgar. Classy as fuck.

I'm here to read and have fun. You're more than welcome to be a part of that if you'd like. But please be aware that I'm unavailable for anything more than friendly chat. Camp out in my friend zone at your own risk...just make sure you're good at rationing your resources. Seriously...if you wanna be my friend just be my friend. But that 'friend with ulterior motives' bullshit is for the birds. If you say what you mean and mean what you say, then you're fine in my book (with exceptions, of course).

*Disclaimer: Whatever my current avatar may be is NOT me. It's NEVER me. Most likely it's some gorgeous girl with amazing hair, or Beyoncé in a pair of chaps and a sexy white bodysuit wrangling a conspicuous looking penguin. It may even be a pair of flashy panties. Whatever the case may be, the avatar most definitely is not me.*

Danielle Algo
Relationship Status:
In a Relationship with roymunson101
Pinky promises, penguins, reading, dolphins, cartoons, garlic cheddar biscuits, sea horses, swimming, rock-climbing, dancing, caves, starfish, science, eating, reading, aquatic life, SHOPPING, cupcakes, sea shells, pixie sticks, Disney Fairies, ginger ale, old newspaper articles, shoes, hair curlers, jellyfish, tarnished jewelry, bright colors, bubbles, candles, dressing rooms, cheetos, NAIL POLISH, mangoes, pineapples, green apples, music, coconut oil, mascara, hair bows, sunblock, lab reports, telephone booths, cramped spaces, bubble wrap, sailing, powdered donuts, polka dots, cuddles, argyle, kisses, girl scout cookies, hugs, sundresses, wedged shoes, bunnies, ZUMBA!
Favorite Books:
Give me anything suspenseful and/or romantic and I doubt I'll put it down. Oh, and erotica of course *wink-wink*.
Favorite Authors:
Jane Austen, Mark Twain, Stephen King, and everything in between.
Favorite Movies:
Happy Feet, Finding Nemo & Disneynature: Oceans are my ALL TIME fave movies. I'm also really into time period movies (Pride & Prejudice, Amadeus, Gone With the Wind, etc.) I can attempt to type them all, but it'd be a rather fruitless endeavor.
Favorite Music:
Everything from classical to hip-hop....except metal, I hate it.
Date Joined:
25 Dec 2010
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Topic: Has The Time Come To DEMAND A Recall Election?
Posted: 01 Mar 2015 07:24

I DO thank you for the edits however.

You're quite welcome.

As long as you can remember to keep people's personal affairs out of the forum, I shan't have to make such edits in the future.

Topic: Has The Time Come To DEMAND A Recall Election?
Posted: 01 Mar 2015 06:46

Me either KK nor is constantly being subjected to her needless snipng for whatever her reasons. Something you should be familiar with being subjected too as I recall. Besides, as I've already requested that this entire thread be taken down due to it's flawed start...I don't see that OP applies anymore.

Normally, I'd have no qualms scrapping a thread due to a flawed poll. If you'd have contacted me or anyone else when you first noticed the flaw, it would have been a done deal.

However, you're 3 pages deep at this point. People have taken out the time to think out and type up responses, so I can't really remove all of that on a whim. It'd be really unfair to the other posters. You're just gonna have to find a way to make this work.

Topic: Has The Time Come To DEMAND A Recall Election?
Posted: 28 Feb 2015 19:13

Dear Ms Mod allow me to call your attention to the very LAST line OF THE OP. (BTW Thanks for the assist with that)

I had to go back to your original post. I must have missed that last line since it wasn't there originally.

But to answer that question, no, I cannot edit your poll. Once a poll is generated, it can't be amended...not even by a moderator.

So to add the 'Yes' option, you'll have to scrap your poll and generate another. Fortunately, this is a concept with which you have no issue.

Topic: Has The Time Come To DEMAND A Recall Election?
Posted: 28 Feb 2015 16:00

Oh damn riight!!!! - we should have recalled Congress 3 elections ago!


Topic: Has The Time Come To DEMAND A Recall Election?
Posted: 28 Feb 2015 15:27

Cute, real cute. But, I forget, that's ALWAYS the FIRST attack liberals make on anyone who has the audacity to disagree with them. It was in 1969 and nothing has changed I see. Issues? Why bother with those when we can resort to personal attacks instead? Shaking my head as I simply walk away from a "discussion" I started.

You call this a discussion?

First of all, you're calling for a re-election when a guy barely has a year left in office and hasn't done anything heinous enough as a president to warrant impeachment, which is a waste of valuable time and resources.

Secondly, you can't type more than two or three words before going off on some tangent that no one can make sense of.

Furthermore, you created a poll with the options 'No' or 'I'm not sure' which implies that you're prepared to argue with anyone who isn't as gung-ho as you are about a re-election.

You don't know how to discuss. All you know how to do is rant and shove your 'opinions' down people's throats. If you're allowed to question people's intelligence and toss around foul insults all in the name of a discussion, I'm allowed to question your sanity. And I'm not doing so because I'm some hippy liberal that disagrees with you. Hell, if I'm being honest, I don't know what the fuck you're even talking about to even grasp at something to disagree with. I'm questioning your sanity because you seem very...unbalanced.

I'm no professional, but I wasn't making a joke. You're paranoid and delusional. Seek help.

Topic: Has The Time Come To DEMAND A Recall Election?
Posted: 28 Feb 2015 09:02

I think this thread points to a bigger issue in the US right now, which is mental health.

People aren't aware/educated enough about it.

Topic: NOT an official stance, but... prospective poets, please read.
Posted: 23 Feb 2015 09:33

A solution's been discussed/reached.

Feel free to voice your concerns, but save the low blows or otherwise personal responses for private messages. Please and thanks.

Topic: NOT an official stance, but... prospective poets, please read.
Posted: 23 Feb 2015 09:31

This seems as good a solution as could be had to a problem that seems to be blown out of proportion in Olympian quantities.

I agree 100%.

Topic: The Rage Cage
Posted: 22 Feb 2015 20:38

Thanks for wasting my fucking time. Literally never gonna get that 5 minutes back.

Topic: Have You Ever Insulted A Stranger Because of Their Looks?
Posted: 22 Feb 2015 13:53

Certainly. not, I might think it, but I would never say it. People have feelings, insecurities, why cause hurt to a stranger if they haven't hurt you. But if a stranger spoke out of turn to me, I would retaliate in kind,

My sentiments exactly.

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Stories Published By Dani
I'm So Bad at This...

I feel them in my chest, Clawing their way through my throat Until they finally reach the tip of my tongue And that's where they stay. Don't ask me what they are Let me show you. Take the kisses from my lips And wrap them around you Let them sip from your cup Until it runs dry. The pounding in your ears Is the song of my soul. You won't hear it in whispered words, But in every gasp...

Added 19 Sep 2013 | Category Love Poems | Votes 26 | Avg Score 4.83 | Views 2,173 | 25 Comments

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