About Dani


Cynical optimist. Uppity bitch. Rump shaker. Money maker. Enigma extraordinaire. Penguin enthusiast. Food evangelist. Lipstick extremist. Titty connoisseur. Motorboat champion. Easily distracted. Not easily impressed. Certified potty mouth. Unapologetically vulgar. Classy as fuck.

I'm here to read and have fun. You're more than welcome to be a part of that if you'd like. But please be aware that I'm unavailable for anything more than friendly chat. Camp out in my friend zone at your own risk...just make sure you're good at rationing your resources. Seriously...if you wanna be my friend just be my friend. But that 'friend with ulterior motives' bullshit is for the birds. If you say what you mean and mean what you say, then you're fine in my book (with exceptions, of course).

*Disclaimer: Whatever my current avatar may be is NOT me. It's NEVER me. Most likely it's some gorgeous girl with amazing hair, or Beyoncé in a pair of chaps and a sexy white bodysuit wrangling a conspicuous looking penguin. It may even be a pair of flashy panties. Whatever the case may be, the avatar most definitely is not me.*

Danielle Algo
Relationship Status:
In a Relationship with roymunson101
A little bit of this, and a whole lot of that.
Favorite Books:
Give me anything suspenseful and/or romantic and I doubt I'll put it down. Oh, and erotica of course *wink-wink*.
Favorite Authors:
Jane Austen, Mark Twain, Stephen King, and everything in between.
Favorite Movies:
Happy Feet, Finding Nemo & Disneynature: Oceans are my ALL TIME fave movies. I'm also really into time period movies (Pride & Prejudice, Amadeus, Gone With the Wind, etc.) I can attempt to type them all, but it'd be a rather fruitless endeavor.
Favorite Music:
Everything from classical to hip-hop....except metal, I hate it.


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Topic: Flowers on a first date?
Posted: 18 Sep 2017 09:22

I wouldn't mind the gesture or read too much into it, but it's definitely not a requirement.

Receiving flowers makes me a bit anxious, though. I love them, and they really do brighten/freshen up a room. But I prefer them growing in rich soil as opposed to rotting in a vase. So when someone gives me flowers my mind immediately goes to how much effort I'm gonna put towards stalling their inevitable death.

Topic: Colin Kaepernick and Nationalist Hypocricy In the NFL
Posted: 14 Sep 2017 08:34

Freudian? <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/dontknow.gif" alt="dontknow">


Topic: Colin Kaepernick and Nationalist Hypocricy In the NFL
Posted: 14 Sep 2017 08:29

Mixon pled guilty to misdemeanor assault charges. He was advised the prosecution would easily be able to prove their case because he doesn't meet the legal requirements for 'self defense'.

A shove and an open-palm slap does not equate to cold cocking someone and breaking their face in four places, especially considering her size and the fact that she was stumbling drunk.

That's leaving out her police report where she alleges he and his friends had been sexually harassing her outside the restaurant, asking for a birthday blowjob for Mixon and then when he followed her into the restaurant, he allegedly continued and called her male friend a homophobic slur.

Even if you take context out of it, he used unreasonable force.

I was just about to post this.

Topic: The Spa & The Think Tank: same discussions twice?
Posted: 11 Sep 2017 22:31

Well, thanks I guess. I don't see how "would probably suit" is the same as "should" though or likewise how what I stated makes it seem as if I'm claiming to be the governing authority on where discussions should be placed. <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/dontknow.gif" alt="dontknow">
Care to clarify?

Indeed! And thanks for the invitation to do so.

You're of an opinion that The Spa is unnecessary, correct? Please correct me if I'm wrong, by the way. Still, if my assumption regarding your opinion of The Spa is correct, you're entitled to that opinion, for sure. However, The Spa will continue to exist for as long as people see fit for it to do so.

With that being said, although "would probably suit" isn't the same as "should", the implication is there all the same. Participation in The Spa is purely voluntary, same as any other section of the forums. If you're of a mind that its existence is futile, you're free to express that, but perhaps your commentary would be better suited in threads in sections of the forums with which you don't take issue.

The Spa is meant to be a harmonious place, after all. If its existence is bothersome, there are plenty of other sections within the forums where your opinions may find refuge without speaking against others' enjoyment of a small corner of the internet that was specifically designed for peaceful discussion(s).

Topic: The Spa & The Think Tank: same discussions twice?
Posted: 11 Sep 2017 21:40

True, but many of those "discussions" would probably suit The Pub or The Lounge just as fine.

I wasn't aware that you were the governing authority on where discussions should take place, but now that I'm aware that you are, I'm ever so excited for you.

Good for you, Noll!

Topic: The Spa & The Think Tank: same discussions twice?
Posted: 10 Sep 2017 18:35

But words have already been changed.

Going forward, this won't be the case.

Topic: North Korea
Posted: 10 Sep 2017 12:56

Hear, hear. *Edited by Clum following advice from a forum moderator*

Way too intense for The Spa, Callum. Please consider dialing it back going forward. Thanks so much.

Topic: Let's Get Serious: Unicorns!
Posted: 08 Sep 2017 07:23

Sorry, Dani. x


Those are lovely, and I don't quite believe what I'm typing, but titties won't fix it this time.

I never thought that it would come to this, but I saw a thread in here about free hugs...I think I may go get one.

Topic: Let's Get Serious: Unicorns!
Posted: 08 Sep 2017 07:04

Guys, please. I knew this thread would be intense when I created it, but I wanted us to unite against the common enemy of the media, not turn on each other!

This is all too much. Perhaps I should move this thread to the Think Tank. It's easier to see you rip each other to pieces in there.


Topic: Lick your fingers or toys clean after masturbating, or wash them?
Posted: 06 Sep 2017 21:34

If I do, it's more for aesthetic purposes if I'm being watched. Or if I'm in between rounds and I'm in a primal/sexy sort of mood, then I'll lick them clean.

But after I've cum as many times as I feel like cumming, the mood's over and licking my fingers/toys would feel silly to me.

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Stories Published By Dani All Stories »

I'm So Bad at This...

I feel them in my chest, Clawing their way through my throat Until they finally reach the tip of my tongue And that's where they stay. Don't ask me what they are Let me show you. Take the kisses from my lips And wrap them around you Let them sip from your cup Until it runs dry. The pounding in your ears Is the song of my soul. You won't hear it in whispered words, But in every gasp...

Added 19 Sep 2013 | Category Love Poems | Votes 24 | Avg Score 4.86 | Views 3,101 | 22 Comments

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