Cynical optimist. Uppity bitch. Rump shaker. Money maker. Enigma extraordinaire. Penguin enthusiast. Sleep connoisseur. Food evangelist. Lipstick extremist. Titty fanatic. Motorboat champion. Easily distracted. Not easily impressed. Certified potty mouth. Unapologetically vulgar. Classy as fuck.I'm here to read and have fun. You're more than welcome to be a part of that if you'd like. But please be aware that I'm unavailable for anything more than friendly chat. Camp out in my friend zone at your own risk...just make sure you're good at rationing your resources. Seriously...if you wanna be my friend just be my friend. But that 'friend with ulterior motives' bullshit is for the birds. If you say what you mean and mean what you say, then you're fine in my book (with exceptions, of course).*Disclaimer: Whatever my current avatar may be is NOT me. It's NEVER me. Most likely it's some gorgeous girl with amazing hair, or Beyoncé in a pair of chaps and a sexy white bodysuit wrangling a conspicuous looking penguin. It may even be a pair of flashy panties. Whatever the case may be, the avatar most definitely is not me.*
In the interest of the greater good - and science, don't forget science! - my wife and i decided to try this out last night, blocking the hours between 7-11pm for our little experiment - these are the results:7:00 we put on some sexy music, get naked, dim the lights. i set the timer for 4 hours while Kate gets comfortable in bed, using the pillows to prop herself up with while spreading her legs for me. "okay, let's get on with it then." i go at it, licking her pussy sensuously, her hand resting on my head, teasing my hair as i pleasure her, obviously enjoying it.7:05 still going at it. she's highly aroused and very wet7:10 i can feel her trembling and she's moaning, obviously on the verge of orgasm. I pause. "what are you doing" i ask. "I'm about to cum. what are you doing?" "listen - this isn't going to work if you cum now. we've still got 3 hours 50 minutes to go."she replies by smacking the back of my head with her hand. "less talk, more licking, if you know what's good for you, girl."Dutifully i go back to licking.7:15 she orgasms, i glance at the clock, and continue licking7:20 "okay, you can stop now. please stop" she giggles a little, then smacks the back of my head again. "Stop already, would you?"7:25 "i told you to fucking stop. Jesus christ!" "only 25 minutes" i tell her, my words a bit slurred - jaw is freaking tired.She smacks the back of my head AGAIN! "knock it off already."7:30 we decide that, in the spirit of the experiment, she's not to lick my pussy (actually, she decided that, i was all for it) or have any other kind of sexual interaction. it's either pussy licking or nothing. 7:45 watching Bill Maher on HBO while she reads on her kindle.8:30 back to pussy licking! yay9:00 after two more orgasms, she's napping. I'm bored. i draw stick people on her left boob with a sharpie.9:30 stickpeople have became more of a tribe and they're fighting off stick dinosaurs with spears9:35 she wakes up, sees what i've done, smacks me about the back of the head some more, cuffs my hands to the head board, dumps my sharpies in the garbage can and turns on TCM - It's a Peter Lorre movie about some classical pianist who's hand is haunted or something. Bored, i take a nap.10:15 she's eating my pussy now. fuck the rules, it feels amazing.10:20 "too much work. finish yourself off" she tells me as i'm this close to coming - hands still cuffed, unable to do a thing about it as she goes back to reading on her kindle. 10:25 i start to swear at her, she tells me to be quiet, stuff her panties in my mouth, goes back to reading.10:30 i continue to swear, my words muffled. she smacks the back of my head, continues to read. 10:45 movie ends, another starts, this one about a brain that eats people, i think. not really sure, she's got the sound off.11:00 timer goes off, thank god. ask her politely to uncuff me, she ignores me, goes and makes a snack, goes back to reading. eventually i fall asleep. You left out the part about me setting up my camera and tripod.Speaking of, I have the entire thing on film if anyone's interested. Shoot me a PM for pricing.
I once sucked my own dick for 38 days straight. Lockjaw is a total myth. https://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/deer-god-water-you-doing.jpg
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umm... 4 hours straight? dude. my jaw would be cramping after 30 minutes of that shit. only way i can imagine that is if i'd been smoking crack. that's a serious answer, btw, and as for having it eaten for 4 hours? no thank you. it doesn't sound remotely pleasurable. like Steph said, 15 minutes is probably ideal. This.First of all, I'd get bored of even the best oral if it went on for more than 20 minutes or so.Being on the receiving end of 4-hour oral sex just sounds uncomfortable. My pussy would be licked raw at that point. I'd need pussy Carmex.
please do not discuss typos under 16 years of age in the forums. Nicely played. *tips hat*
These three things just happened today :• Shooting at Northern Arizona University• Shooting at Texas Southern University • Active shooter scare at Jefferson Community & Technical College in LouisvilleBut yeah...totally not a gun problem.
I suck him until he cums...unless it's just a foreplay thing and the blowjob is the appetizer and he finishes elsewhere for the entrée.I don't see any point in sucking after he cums, it pretty much stops being enjoyable beyond that point.
My front teeth were licked...several times. It was so fucking bizarre.
I feel them in my chest, Clawing their way through my throat Until they finally reach the tip of my tongue And that's where they stay. Don't ask me what they are Let me show you. Take the kisses from my lips And wrap them around you Let them sip from your cup Until it runs dry. The pounding in your ears Is the song of my soul. You won't hear it in whispered words, But in every gasp...
Added 19 Sep 2013 | Category Love Poems
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