About DarkSide

"Good sex is in the head. The tongue helps a little too." It was the first quote I ever made up.

I'm extremely curious and love writing erotic and sometimes downright dirty stories. My imagination seems to be holding up in my advancing years. Some of the stories I write have come from actual experiences. I am continuing to learn about this wonderful world of sex, passion and eroticism.

I have learnt a lot from the various authors on here. The most important thing to me are the comments on my stories. They mean so much more when they are heartfelt. The comments I make range from the short to the overly expressive, I try not to leave a negative comment.

I will email and chat, but I don't always have the time when I am online.

I love Lush, I'm glad I stumbled across it and I'm starting to like the people here. A few more Recommended Reads or an Editor's Pick wouldn't go amiss though!

Dark Side
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Reading, I love erotica, especially black and white photographic erotica and very well written stories. I love flirting and being naughty and trying out new ways of finding pleasure. I have a photo album on erotic images that I have collected. I have seen a few photographic books that make themselves out to be erotic photography but they fall far short of most of the images here.
Favorite Books:
Mostly SciFi and Biographies, some funny ones as well. Trying to find something different that will take my imagination. If you have any - let me know!

I have never read Shade of Grey - why would I want to read that, when the stories on here, I feel, are a lot better.
Favorite Authors:
I have lots of favourite authors.
Favorite Movies:
Too many to mention.
Favourite TV Shows:
A while back, in the UK, there were a series of shows including: Tipping the Velvet and Queer as Folk.

The former was a period series about lesbians, probably around the Victorian era. The latter was about the gay community of Manchester based around Canal Street. It was one of the funniest series I ever watched.
Favorite Music:
Everything from Rock to Easy Listening...Even Jazz and New World.
Date Joined:
28 Apr 2011
Last Visit:
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Topic: Plagiarism alert
Posted: 17 Aug 2016 15:54

Mine are also on that XPORNO site as well. But the user that has uploaded them is also XPORNO - so they have completely ignored the writer of the stories. I don't want my stories on any other site, but I guess there's nothing anyone can do about this is there.

Topic: Brits: Please explain the 'Brexit' situation
Posted: 05 Jul 2016 14:41

Brexit is an easy concept to understand.

Simply put, it means...


But...It has destroyed virtually every political party in the UK.

Topic: Ladies, do you think forbidden sex is hotter than sex with a guy you're supposed to do it with ?
Posted: 28 Jun 2016 15:31

I can't say who I've had sex with that fits this description within the terms of site rules.

That has got to be the most erotic, horniest, and downright naughtiest statement that I have ever read. I may be taking it the wrong way lol.

But, I agree, sex that is conciously unbound, is fucking fantastic, but at the same time can be a very rare thing.

The act, meet someone, touch them up, take them somewhere, fuck them, say goodbye. How often does that happen, yet how many times is that scenario a fantasy.....I dream on.

Topic: Brits: Please explain the 'Brexit' situation
Posted: 24 Jun 2016 15:33

What a disaster. <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/angry7.gif" alt="angry7">
Packing a bag... moving to Scotland

You going to get a crate of wine from France before you go saucy...what have the people done eh! Into the unknown.

Topic: What is your biggest sexual secret from your significant other?
Posted: 19 Jun 2016 14:31

Where to fucking start.

I claim the fifth amendment!

Topic: The Night Manager Mini Series on AMC
Posted: 08 Jun 2016 10:20

Did you mean the pregnant British Security lady? She was pregnant for ages lol.

Most women are pregnant for ages - 9 months to be precise.

Anyway, the Night Manager is awesome, if you can watch it, do watch it. The pregnant lady is Olivia Coleman. She's been in lots of things.

An even better series (or at least equal to it) in Britain, is Line of Duty. That hooked me completely.

Posted: 21 May 2016 12:03

I have a handful of RRs and I have to say that I am extremely proud of them.

Although, I have considered that some of my musings are superb, I also recognise that some are most definitely not. The thing is, what seems great to me (because of how I look at the stories) may not be any good as a story to the rest of the community. I have been pretty upset at the response to some of my work that I felt was clever. Now, that may be because they are crap, and that's fine. Not everyone has the same connection to a story. If everyone thought like me, I would be famous.

I have worked hard to get those RR's but I cannot say whether they were deserved or not. A moderator obviously saw something in them, and for that, I thank them.

I agree with most RRs, and I always try to read them - because I want to improve. Though I also think that there is something good in every story - something to learn from. I want to be able to write a story so that every one of them gets an RR and hopefully, one day an EP will pop up. I have been here 5 years, written over 140 stories and have about 6 or 7 RRs, but that's fine. I am trying to be serious about how I write though. I like uncertainty, nervousness, brazenness and things like that.

I tend to submit stories now and ask for comments from the moderator as to why they did not award an RR. Not because I am arrogant, though it can come across like that I guess, but because I want to understand why it doesn't float their boat. What's missing? What haven't I done? Is the story that boring? I want to know Why?

Some moderators ignore my request completely, I wish they wouldn't as it doesn't help me in the long run, but other's do try and critique it. I know they have a lot to get through but for someone serious they should make the effort. To be honest, I am more than happy for a moderator to take my stories apart and tell me how crap they are, providing they know (100%) what they are talking about. I am also prepared to take that from people who have an opinion of what they thought was wrong with my stories.

Can there be a policy for moderators that, if asked why a story fails to get an RR, they respond truthfully. For me, that would not hurt my feelings at all. I would start to understand what is required.

Topic: Who is your celebrity crush?
Posted: 16 May 2016 16:05

This is a no-brainer.
Julia Roberts.
Sexier now than ever.

Topic: How many active member from uk ?
Posted: 03 May 2016 09:23

I'm here at number 9.

Topic: If you could bring one band or solo artist back from the dead, who would it be?
Posted: 02 May 2016 06:43

It would have to be Freddie Mercury...

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Stories Published By DarkSide
Fucking My Karate Master

I was becoming a couch potato from the many years of working in an office. I eventually decided that I needed to get fit. After seeing the advert for Karate lessons in a shop window I decided to pop along to the local Dojo to see whether I could tease my ageing body back to suppleness and the fitness that I craved. Why Karate? I guess it's because there's something to aim for, a grading...

Added 13 Aug 2016 | Category Straight Sex

Meeting Robert

I exchanged about six emails with Robert and Emma before they decided to meet with me for a drink, to see if we were compatible. It was Robert that wanted to meet with me first and if all went well, then I may get invited back for some fun. I was adamant that Robert was going to like me. In fact I was certain that I would impress him. I had a plan. We met at a pub. As I walked in,...

Added 23 Aug 2016 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 3 | Avg Score 5 | Views 728 | 3 Comments

Recommended Read Reduced To An Orgasmic Wreck

My name is Susan Jones, I am forty years old and I am a high-flying businesswoman. I work for a large corporate company that you would know, which is why I am not telling you the name. I am very successful at work; not so much in my private life. I have one failed marriage and three failed relationships. Don’t ask? I don’t exactly know what went wrong with them, but they all failed miserably...

Added 12 Apr 2016 | Category Exhibitionism | Votes 30 | Avg Score 5 | Views 12,602 | 32 Comments

Recommended Read The Pianist

What I am about to describe, is a place where I enjoy the most unusual nights of my life. I regularly found myself in the most exclusive, high-class establishment of erotica. Well, it certainly was exclusive, but to all intents and purposes, it was otherwise known as a sex club. It was, however, a very, very different type of sex club. I was drawn there, not for the sex, but for the...

Added 14 Mar 2016 | Category Love Stories | Votes 13 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,528 | 15 Comments

Recommended Read A Cuckold Gets Married

Three and a half hours before he was about to get married to Emily, Ryan received the strangest text message ever. He shouldn’t have responded. It was bad luck, he thought, to see his wife before the wedding. Yet, here he was replying to her in an attempt to find out what she wanted. Ryan shook his head at the terse responses he was getting and the somewhat angry replies of ‘ why he should...

Added 05 Mar 2016 | Category Cuckold | Votes 36 | Avg Score 4.91 | Views 18,292 | 44 Comments

Recommended Read Thursday

I held her pussy in my hand and stroked it. Cupping my hand over it and running it down its length. Sarah had just removed the kettle from the stove and put it on the hot-plate. She appeared in the doorway between the kitchenette and the living room. “Put the cat down.” I glanced at her and then looked back at the cat. A smirk filled my face, “I thought you liked me stroking your pussy.”...

Added 09 Dec 2015 | Category Historical | Votes 5 | Avg Score 5 | Views 5,034 | 9 Comments

Recommended Read A Very Naughty Girl - Again

It was just one of those nights, I guess. My boyfriend and I were in town and for some stupid reason that only couples know why, we started to argue. I can’t even remember about what the argument was about now, it was that stupid. But argue we did, and I watched with some dismay as John left the nightclub in a huff. I honestly thought he would come back before it closed and so I stayed...

Added 17 Sep 2013 | Category Exhibitionism | Votes 37 | Avg Score 4.77 | Views 17,466 | 11 Comments

Recommended Read A Very Naughty Girl

There are some things you do in public because you can, and it's naughty to do them; it hurts no-one, especially when you know that getting caught probably won‘t actually happen. Then there are some things that you do because of the possibility of getting caught. The added tension and hypersensitivity of your senses adds to the experience. If you get caught, you have two options. Carry on...

Added 02 Sep 2013 | Category Quickie Sex | Votes 21 | Avg Score 4.79 | Views 29,439 | 11 Comments

Never a Missed Opportunity

Melissa was running late, too late. She needed to meet her boyfriend in central London and she needed to do some important shopping first. Melissa, with all the best intentions in the world, parked her Mini Cooper in the road just outside the department store that she needed to pop into. Ten minutes she told herself, find the top, try it on, buy it, get out and drive off. Who the fuck needed...

Added 19 Jun 2016 | Category Bisexual | Votes 17 | Avg Score 4.88 | Views 4,279 | 7 Comments

A Complete Lack Of Resistance

The music was loud. I could feel the beat of the bass notes shake my belly as I sat at a table close to the dance floor with my partner, Emily. We had difficulty hearing each other talk, what with the music, and everyone close to us trying to shout over it. I started to look around me, people were dancing, mostly in pairs and some were just chatting, probably getting to know each other. I...

Added 01 Jun 2016 | Category Lesbian | Votes 22 | Avg Score 5 | Views 9,599 | 11 Comments

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