About DarkSide


"Good sex is in the head. The tongue helps a little too." It was the first quote I ever made up.

I'm extremely curious and love writing erotic and sometimes downright dirty stories. My imagination seems to be holding up in my advancing years. Some of the stories I write have come from actual experiences. I am continuing to learn about this wonderful world of sex, passion and eroticism.

I have learnt a lot from the various authors on here. The most important thing to me are the comments on my stories. They mean so much more when they are heartfelt. The comments I make range from the short to the overly expressive, I try not to leave a negative comment.

I will email and chat, but I don't always have the time when I am online.

I love Lush, I'm glad I stumbled across it and I'm starting to like the people here. A few more Recommended Reads or an Editor's Pick wouldn't go amiss though!

Dark Side
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Reading, I love erotica, especially black and white photographic erotica and very well written stories. I love flirting and being naughty and trying out new ways of finding pleasure. I have a photo album on erotic images that I have collected. I have seen a few photographic books that make themselves out to be erotic photography but they fall far short of most of the images here.
Favorite Books:
Mostly SciFi and Biographies, some funny ones as well. Trying to find something different that will take my imagination. If you have any - let me know!

I have never read Shade of Grey - why would I want to read that, when the stories on here, I feel, are a lot better.
Favorite Authors:
I have lots of favourite authors.
Favorite Movies:
Too many to mention.
Favourite TV Shows:
A while back, in the UK, there were a series of shows including: Tipping the Velvet and Queer as Folk.

The former was a period series about lesbians, probably around the Victorian era. The latter was about the gay community of Manchester based around Canal Street. It was one of the funniest series I ever watched.
Favorite Music:
Everything from Rock to Easy Listening...Even Jazz and New World.


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Topic: Accidental Frottage?
Posted: 15 May 2018 14:19

I think you should have said, "I'm sorry I made it grow!" and then winked at him.

That would have been fun.

But to be honest, if a guy can't control his cock in situations like that then he is lost. He either took advantage of your bottom and made himself erect - in which case he would have blushed and felt like a stupid pervert when you said sorry, or he genuinely tried to suppress his erection and failed. In that case, I would have smiled and said sorry myself. Don't think I would have blushed but I might have when younger.

Topic: How would you shoot a porn video?
Posted: 13 May 2018 02:10

A porn movie should be looking into someone's life, all be it a private moment.

Full scenes would be a must. The people must love doing what they do. There would be no looking or glancing into the camera unless it's situated between the actors eyes. Or the person is facing a camera straight on.

I think a scene full of hidden cameras all shooting at the same time would accomplish this. Then there would be a lot of editing to put together the right clips. I love to see the woman have an orgasm. Eyes rolling back into her head an option.

Topic: New Submission Rules.
Posted: 09 May 2018 14:46

Let me get this straight Poems to be submitted on....

2= Tuesday, 4=Thursday, 6=Saturday, 8=Monday, 10=Wednesday....No wait Monday is day 1 and Wednesday is 3 and they are odd....Confused.com!

What if the poems have an odd number of verses - are they allowed to be submitted on uneven days?

What about exhibitionist and voyeuristic stories? Will they have to be submitted through keyholes and open curtained windows; with or without the lights on.

Topic: Do we get more kinky as we age?
Posted: 04 May 2018 10:20

As a teenager I was not as outgoing as I am now. Not as confident. I can say that through the ages my sexual experiences have gone beyond anything I imagined when I was 18 or 20 even. I knew about them - but they were the stories that filled the pages of porn magazines or came from pub chatter and boisterousness.

I think finding the right partner to share experiences helps a great deal. Because when two of you are on a journey of discovery (sexual ones that is) then it's awesome. Kinkyness comes with that. I think I am more ready to spank someone now than I would have been when I was younger - and I think that's because I now know that some women love that and want and need it.

Every facet of sex is not taboo - some areas are only taboo to some people - others think they are normal....

Like my strapline!

Topic: Kissing her afterwards
Posted: 01 May 2018 14:30

I've had a woman give me a BJ and then immediately got up and kissed me with a mouthful to share. What do you do? You kiss her back of course.
I think her words were "If you expect me to swallow it then you can share it."
I would have done the same to her if she squirted in my mouth.
I have also gone down on a woman after having sex with her. Tasting both is quite nice.

Topic: How many dates before I can tie her up?
Posted: 01 May 2018 11:14

How about you be subtle and clever about it.
Don't ask whether you can tie her up.
Take some handcuffs along to the date and when she says, "You going to use them," just smile.
Makes her think that it was her decision to do it in the first place.

Topic: Moderator of the Month for April
Posted: 01 May 2018 11:09

Congratulations Hannah! So very well deserved.

Topic: What is it?
Posted: 29 Apr 2018 10:03

A "strap me to it" bed bench - lol.

Topic: Masturbation Privacy
Posted: 28 Apr 2018 15:08

I masturbate as my wife dangles her breasts in my face. I suck on her nipples and flesh and wank. She can't reach my cock when she dangles so she's OK with it.

Don't tell me me I've been doing something wrong all these years - LOL!

Topic: NAME one thing you wish you had known about sex but no one told you.
Posted: 28 Apr 2018 15:05

To just go for it. Try anything and everything - but get the right partner first. Then anything you want will fall into place.

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Stories Published By DarkSide All Stories »

Slut Training

Abi is naturally shy, reticent, a submissive, up to a point. That is, until she snaps, and when she does it creates a loud bang, like hitting the sound barrier; metaphorically speaking that is. Matt’s eyes are glued to Abi’s figure as she slides effortlessly down the stairs; her hand clutches the handrail tightly with every small step she takes. It would seem, she is dressed to please and...

Added 15 May 2018 | Category Exhibitionism

A Very Naughty Girl – Dominates Her Husband

Matt’s car was already parked in the drive. Melissa glanced at her watch and secretly smiled to herself. She opened the door and walked into the kitchen to face Matt. “Where have you been?” he asked, politely and with a soft voice. “Sorry I’m late, I was held up. How are you?” Melissa put her bag on the table, removed the sausages and lamb chops and placed them into the fridge. Matt...

Added 09 May 2018 | Category Femdom | Votes 16 | Avg Score 4.69 | Views 4,608 | 11 Comments

Emma’s Orgasm

I’ve been trying to explain it all my life but without much success. It’s one of those things that starts with good conversation and a few drinks and finishes when my whole body oozes sweat. In between there is the exploration of each other’s body by hands and tongues; the fondling and the caressing, the kissing, the lewd gestures with fingers and mouths that cause the two of us to arrive...

Added 04 May 2018 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 11 | Avg Score 4.91 | Views 4,558 | 11 Comments

Recommended Read A Dog’s Life

They’re at it again; fucking on the sofa. Not an inch of dignity between them.  Panting and grunting and making all sorts of disgusting noises like it was their last day on Earth; his buttocks clenching hard as he thrusts forward. Sweat is pouring off his brow – Christ knows where it’s ending up, somewhere on top of her I would have thought. And now they’re going to change positions, like...

Added 01 May 2018 | Category Humor | Votes 20 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 1,814 | 15 Comments

A Very Naughty Girl – Fucks in an Alleyway

How fucking stupid is this? In two more stops, I will be getting off the number forty-two bus on the way into town. It passes by some old arches, close to the river that winds its way through an industrial site. Numerous alleyways connect the river to the main road. Few are lit. It’s also dark and extremely fucking cold, even for six o’clock on this January evening. I’m not even dressed...

Added 21 Apr 2018 | Category Quickie Sex | Votes 14 | Avg Score 4.71 | Views 9,368 | 12 Comments

Melissa’s Yellow Knickers

It was my turn to clean the flat, and that meant doing the dishes, hoovering, and the laundry, but I rolled over in bed and stuffed my hand down my knickers. I heard the shower stop and realised that Melissa, my flat mate, had relinquished it. I reluctantly decided to get up.  “Amanda, I’m just popping out, see you later.” “OK,” I shouted back. The door clicked shut and the silence...

Added 17 Apr 2018 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 15 | Avg Score 4.87 | Views 1,873 | 6 Comments

The Moment When -

We all know that look right! The look when you’re bent over on all fours and his cock is hovering at your entrance.  He may be slipping it up and down your wet pussy lips or he may be sliding it along the cheeks of your arse. The point being is that you’re so wet that all you want is for him to spear you. Slide his cock right inside. Stretch you as he fills you. Fuck you senseless while...

Added 06 Apr 2018 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 19 | Avg Score 4.95 | Views 2,015 | 14 Comments

A Strange Cycle of Events

Melissa double checked the room number. It definitely said forty-two, on the fourth floor of one of the most decrepit buildings in East London, Balfron Tower. It wasn’t the prettiest site, but then again, neither were her clients these days. At forty-two, Melissa was getting on a bit; having entered into this shadowy profession in the last three years. At thirty-nine she found herself at...

Added 02 Apr 2018 | Category Occupations | Votes 16 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 2,947 | 5 Comments

An Erotic Journey

Kiss me Tease me Caress there Finger tips Senses flare Eyes stare Moans Groans. Play me Touch me Palm down Finger stroking Wet lips Slip inside In Out. Suck me Lick me Lips kissing Tongue flicking Push swirl Hands grasp Stomach Clenching. Push me Make me Pulse racing Soaring high Upward gasping Reaching sky Panting Staring. Please me Satisfy me Crashing down Crying out Hands holding...

Added 28 Mar 2018 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 7 | Avg Score 5 | Views 571 | 7 Comments

Multiple Orgasms – Multiple Histories (Part 2)

Emma was walking across the concourse of the Savoy hotel in Covent Garden. Her hips swayed and her head and hair followed them, but in a different direction. Her red heels clipped loudly on the chequered marble flooring. She walked between two gold-topped ornate pillars as she made her way to the lounge. She was so excited. The smile on her face was so broad it would have put Julia...

Added 27 Mar 2018 | Category Fantasy & Sci-Fi | Votes 10 | Avg Score 4.9 | Views 1,618 | 3 Comments

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