About DarkSide


"Good sex is in the head. The tongue helps a little too." It was the first quote I ever made up.

I'm extremely curious and love writing erotic and sometimes downright dirty stories. My imagination seems to be holding up in my advancing years. Some of the stories I write have come from actual experiences. I am continuing to learn about this wonderful world of sex, passion and eroticism.

I have learnt a lot from the various authors on here. The most important thing to me are the comments on my stories. They mean so much more when they are heartfelt. The comments I make range from the short to the overly expressive, I try not to leave a negative comment.

I will email and chat, but I don't always have the time when I am online.

I love Lush, I'm glad I stumbled across it and I'm starting to like the people here. A few more Recommended Reads or an Editor's Pick wouldn't go amiss though!

Dark Side
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Reading, I love erotica, especially black and white photographic erotica and very well written stories. I love flirting and being naughty and trying out new ways of finding pleasure. I have a photo album on erotic images that I have collected. I have seen a few photographic books that make themselves out to be erotic photography but they fall far short of most of the images here.
Favorite Books:
Mostly SciFi and Biographies, some funny ones as well. Trying to find something different that will take my imagination. If you have any - let me know!

I have never read Shade of Grey - why would I want to read that, when the stories on here, I feel, are a lot better.
Favorite Authors:
I have lots of favourite authors.
Favorite Movies:
Too many to mention.
Favourite TV Shows:
A while back, in the UK, there were a series of shows including: Tipping the Velvet and Queer as Folk.

The former was a period series about lesbians, probably around the Victorian era. The latter was about the gay community of Manchester based around Canal Street. It was one of the funniest series I ever watched.
Favorite Music:
Everything from Rock to Easy Listening...Even Jazz and New World.


Date Joined:
28 Apr 2011
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Topic: What Two words Describe Person Above You?
Posted: 18 Mar 2018 09:44

Captain Pugwash

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 17 Mar 2018 12:08

<img src="/images/emoticons/Bday1.gif" alt="Bday1"> Happy Birthday Rump! Hope you have a good one. <img src="/images/emoticons/Bday1.gif" alt="Bday1">

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 17 Mar 2018 12:06

The eyes of spring look down upon me. Just returned from the dentist, where he capped a tooth. Sipping some tea and trying to come up with something for a Lush story. Open for ideas.

How about the sexual act from the point of view of an aching tooth!

Topic: Sexy Erect Nipples on Women
Posted: 15 Mar 2018 10:47

And for when it's cold outside...



Topic: Sexy Erect Nipples on Women
Posted: 15 Mar 2018 10:46




Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 12 Mar 2018 10:41

Just home from work and I'm eyeing up the whisky already. Not because of work, but because of the PC at home refusing to start. I hate computers.

Exercise first though - so it's on my bike for now. Someone, please get me a large one ready.

Topic: How often do you get a hard on? Honest please.
Posted: 07 Mar 2018 10:09

A minimum of once a day in the morning. If I read stories or think naughty thoughts then twice a day for half the week. Occasionally three times or more a day if I'm feeling horny. The maths is too hard.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 07 Mar 2018 09:59

I'm home, I've exercised...yes I know that dirty nine letter word, so now it's time for a...
...coffee I think. Yeah, a coffee as I have to drive somewhere later. If I see anyone I know, I'll buy them a coffee too.
Think I will keep my bum on the chair if Emily has the whip though. She wouldn't be afraid to use it.

Topic: having trouble with submission
Posted: 07 Mar 2018 09:50

I saw that very same screen when I put in my comp entry for poems recently. I never added any tags, so when I did it allowed me to publish it. Not sure whether this is a recurring thing or not.

Topic: Happy Birthday, ChrisM
Posted: 04 Mar 2018 04:54

<img src="/images/emoticons/Bday1.gif" alt="Bday1"> <img src="/images/emoticons/Bday1.gif" alt="Bday1"> Happy Birthday, Chris! Hope you have a great day. <img src="/images/emoticons/occasion13.gif" alt="occasion4"> <img src="/images/emoticons/Bday1.gif" alt="Bday1"> <img src="/images/emoticons/Bday1.gif" alt="Bday1"> <img src="/images/emoticons/occasion15.gif" alt="occasion6">

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Stories Published By DarkSide All Stories »

At The Point Of Orgasm

Sometimes, you just have a deep longing for something. For some people it’s finding their true love, for others it’s that red Ferrari they have always wanted. Everyone is different but we all crave something.  Right! I crave something too. I know exactly what it is and I have taken a long, long time to find it. My craving grew and grew over the years, partly due to the different types...

Added 18 Mar 2018 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 3 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,103 | 2 Comments

Up Against The Wall

It’s one of those decisions you know you shouldn’t make but can’t help it. I was in the general area of an Ex-girlfriend of mine, one that I had not seen for ages and something just came over me, a desire to find out if she still lived in the same house, and if so, how she was keeping? It was a bad decision. Or was it? I had always thought of her from time to time, simply because I...

Added 11 Mar 2018 | Category Cheating | Votes 15 | Avg Score 4.53 | Views 6,050 | 7 Comments

Recommended Read The Mirror

Helen sat in a corner chair of the pavement café, watching the dance studio opposite. She had taken just a few sips of her cappuccino as she watched the comings and goings of eager students taking their next step towards fame and fortune. All of them dance students, and all of them, she would have thought, familiar with the musical drama ‘Fame’ . Every time a door opened, she wondered...

Added 04 Mar 2018 | Category Love Stories | Votes 19 | Avg Score 4.95 | Views 1,343 | 16 Comments

Caught In The Act

I stand in the doorway - watching. Disgusted at first, slowly relenting My facial amusement at his deeds, clearly visible, And I know how this will end. I cough, to gain attention is clearly needed, It's not what you think - they all say it! Yet the evidence is clear. I stare into his dark puppy-dog eyes, The uttered sigh immediately identifies with blame, His cock, firm and erect in his...

Added 26 Feb 2018 | Category Erotic Poems

Déjà vu

Joey awoke in sudden shock. Light poured in from the gap in the curtain; in fact it was too light. Something was missing, he struggled to place what it was and then it dawned on him, the music was missing. He glanced at the clock and it said eight fifty in the morning on the twenty first of July. The radio switched itself off at eight thirty, which was why he was fucking late. Normally Joey...

Added 17 Feb 2018 | Category Fantasy & Sci-Fi | Votes 9 | Avg Score 4.89 | Views 832 | 7 Comments

Letter of Intent

It all started as a joke. A few laughs with some colleagues about the ethics of being blindfolded and bound as part of the sexual act. I couldn’t see the point of it, but some of my work colleagues disagreed with me to the point of getting red in the face. Then letters started arriving at my house. I couldn’t make out who the first one was from or what it was about, so I opened it. It...

Added 07 Feb 2018 | Category Reluctance | Votes 20 | Avg Score 4.83 | Views 4,143 | 17 Comments

Tempestuous Changes

Melissa sat on a bench, her back against the cold wall. The musty dampness of the crypt invaded her nostrils and with her eyes half closed, she rested with her legs pulled up against her chest. Angeline was on the other side of the curtain preparing and placing some of the props for the play. Bernadette, or Berni as she liked to be called, was applying the finishing touches to her clothes....

Added 13 Jan 2018 | Category Occupations | Votes 23 | Avg Score 4.9 | Views 2,485 | 15 Comments

The Beginning…And The End

Matt closed his eyes and imagined the words she used to describe how she looked at that precise moment. Her sexy voice was a little hoarse but she described herself exquisitely. Matt hardly said a word, he just listened. “But darling, I’m sat opposite an open window, in this large hotel room overlooking the Strand, the white net curtains are shimmering in the cold breeze that’s sneaking...

Added 08 Jan 2018 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 9 | Avg Score 4.89 | Views 1,280 | 5 Comments

Seduced In The Shower

I had agreed to do it, just for her. My task was to take some images of Emily in the shower, sexy and erotic images for this social sex site, of which, we were both members. She wanted to take the next step and show off her sexy and voluptuous body to all her followers. I had agreed on the one condition that nothing happened. So at seven-thirty I arrived at her place complete with camera...

Added 04 Jan 2018 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 20 | Avg Score 4.89 | Views 7,912 | 6 Comments

New Year’s Resolution – Comes True!

I made a New Year’s resolution, one that I thought would never materialise, but here I am, nearly one year on, sitting naked on the edge of Emily’s bed. I have to admit that I am extremely excited. I’m looking at Emily as she is fastening the last strap and pulling it as tight as possible around her waist. Her pink phallus rearing upwards as it bounces in front of her. What a sight! My...

Added 30 Dec 2017 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 19 | Avg Score 4.79 | Views 2,976 | 17 Comments

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Thursday fun....xo

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Happy Birthday...Wishing you a lovely day...xo

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Hope you have a great birthday.
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Happy birthday to a very dear perv 🙄 have a great day exx
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Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
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