About DarkSide

Biography

"Good sex is in the head. The tongue helps a little too." It was the first quote I ever made up.

I'm extremely curious and love writing erotic and sometimes downright dirty stories. My imagination seems to be holding up in my advancing years. Some of the stories I write have come from actual experiences. I am continuing to learn about this wonderful world of sex, passion and eroticism.

I have learnt a lot from the various authors on here. The most important thing to me are the comments on my stories. They mean so much more when they are heartfelt. The comments I make range from the short to the overly expressive, I try not to leave a negative comment.

I will email and chat, but I don't always have the time when I am online.

I love Lush, I'm glad I stumbled across it and I'm starting to like the people here. A few more Recommended Reads or an Editor's Pick wouldn't go amiss though!

Name:
Dark Side
Sex:
Male 
Sign:
Pisces
Relationship Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Location:
Interests:
Reading, I love erotica, especially black and white photographic erotica and very well written stories. I love flirting and being naughty and trying out new ways of finding pleasure. I have a photo album on erotic images that I have collected. I have seen a few photographic books that make themselves out to be erotic photography but they fall far short of most of the images here.
Favorite Books:
Mostly SciFi and Biographies, some funny ones as well. Trying to find something different that will take my imagination. If you have any - let me know!

I have never read Shade of Grey - why would I want to read that, when the stories on here, I feel, are a lot better.
Favorite Authors:
I have lots of favourite authors.
Favorite Movies:
Too many to mention.
Favourite TV Shows:
A while back, in the UK, there were a series of shows including: Tipping the Velvet and Queer as Folk.

The former was a period series about lesbians, probably around the Victorian era. The latter was about the gay community of Manchester based around Canal Street. It was one of the funniest series I ever watched.
Favorite Music:
Everything from Rock to Easy Listening...Even Jazz and New World.
Website:
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28 Apr 2011
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Latest Forum Posts More forum posts »

Topic: Ladies,What's The Strangest Sexual Request You've Received ?
Posted: 21 Sep 2017 16:35

I once dated a doctor who revealed that he fantasized about being kicked in the balls. Now *that* was rather surprising....

I would certainly have gone with that idea if he was a solicitor or lawyer - lol

Topic: Women with large breast
Posted: 21 Sep 2017 16:17

https://images.lushstories.com/4ea7bb779637310de08dd466/mv13.jpg

Topic: Sexiest actress
Posted: 30 Aug 2017 23:57

No competition. Julia Roberts. I challenge anyone to find an actress with a more intoxicating smile.

https://upload.lushstories.com/1120937016-julia-roberts-to-star-in-first-tv-series.jpg

Topic: What is the best place in the house to have sex other than the bedroom?
Posted: 30 Aug 2017 13:48

The bottom of the stairs,
Then half way up,
Then at the top...

Or if your very energetic, on every step.

Topic: On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the highest, how would you rate your pussy-licking skills?
Posted: 28 Aug 2017 08:48

What scale are we talking about.

I would say mine has always been about 10 on the Richter Scale. Sorry guys - but thinking linearly is not good enough these days. Women want more! <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/Lwinking.gif" alt="Lwinking">

Topic: Why?
Posted: 28 Aug 2017 08:44

I know why?

But I'm not stupid...I'm not telling you.

Topic: Undressing...
Posted: 28 Aug 2017 08:41



I even take my time opening Christmas presents, etc. ...

Now I like shaking my Christmas presents first. I like to guess what might be inside them. It doesn't work with women though. They get upset and if drunk, throw up! So be careful.

I like undressing someone but it depends on the bra. I used to be able to do a thumb and finger - unclip and remove - it was quite good and sometimes the women never knew it was undone until too late. My wife now, however, has a bra designed by the Fort Knox Company. It takes two hands to try and undo it before I tell her it won't come off and she has to do it herself. Hmmmm.

Topic: Why can't many lush men chat first before cyber?
Posted: 28 Aug 2017 08:33

Millennials are busy people. We ain't got time to piss about and get to know you. We just wanna see some titties, beat the shit outta our meat, and get the fuck on with our day. We got work to do, dammit.

Meanwhile, the baby boomers, with their nice little house in suburbia and their big ass car and a sweet pension coming in, have got all the time in the world to sweet talk you and butter you up while they're trying to get their old wrinkly cocks up.



Nominated for one of the week's best posts.



That's a cracker - I love it. So glad I stumbled on this thread.

Topic: Why can't many lush men chat first before cyber?
Posted: 28 Aug 2017 08:29

There's a young bull and an older bull in a field.
A young bull sees the field suddenly full of cows and gets very excited and says to the older bull: "Let's run down there and fuck one of them."
The older bull raises his head slowly after chewing some grass and says: "No, let's walk down there and fuck them all."
And that is the difference.

Haha - I love this one. Classic.

I thought this was a story writing site anyway! Or you could be choosing to talk to the wrong men!

Topic: Heaven is a place where....
Posted: 15 Aug 2017 10:18

Heaven for me would be hell and vice versa!

But it could also be a place where I get to see everyone that I have seen pictures of. All my pervy friends.

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Stories Published By DarkSide All Stories »

A Much Needed Quickie on Holiday

She watched her husband with an air of disbelief as he lay on the bed of the hotel room in the most unsexy underwear imaginable; the TV remote control in his hand as he flicked through the channels, never stopping on one longer than to recognise it as junk and move on to the next. Melissa just stood there and stared at him.  A pout formed on her lips as she imagined a young virile man in...

Added 09 Sep 2017 | Category Cheating | Votes 26 | Avg Score 4.96 | Views 9,946 | 35 Comments

First Time By The Brook

Oh! the warmth of that day As we spooned and lay On the grassy meadow by the trickling brook. Remind me, Was it your virginity, that I took. We lay together, lips locked and kissing Your finger tips outstretched and teasing My hand raised upon your breast. Tell me, Was it your intention, to be caressed. Fumbling like teenagers, trying to undress Pushing and pulling yet making small...

Added 01 Sep 2017 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 5 | Avg Score 5 | Views 638 | 6 Comments

What's important...

Is it the smell of wet grass Wafting over an alpine meadow. The rising sun playing a  Fleeting tune on the land Beneath our feet. Standing still... Breathing in... Tasting the crispness of the air on our tongues, And that sweet smell of summer. Is it the things we do together. The laughter, the pain, Even the arguments in the rain. The making up, in front of  That warm, cosy fire. The...

Added 31 Aug 2017 | Category Love Poems | Votes 8 | Avg Score 5 | Views 377 | 8 Comments

What Are Friends For

It had started as an almost innocent email, a bit of harmless fun. An online friend had emailed Emma and asked her to send him a horny picture, providing her with an example. It was a simple request, and one where the result was not expected to transpire. After a short phone call, Emma was on the bed discussing the request with her friend, Sarah. “You want me to what?” asked Sarah. “Take...

Added 30 Aug 2017 | Category Bisexual | Votes 25 | Avg Score 4.96 | Views 8,832 | 31 Comments

My Love

I look on you as a distant ember A flicker of light spiralling in the air Untouchable and unreachable I let my fingers reach out to grasp you Yet when I touch, you are no longer there. To touch you, would be to extinguish you Yet I want you to know how I feel To accept your love and hold it up high Lighting the way through the darkest of storms Until we reach our peace, in togetherness. You...

Added 04 Jul 2017 | Category Love Poems | Votes 7 | Avg Score 5 | Views 397 | 7 Comments

Seduction

The smile, at the touch of the softest hand On her cheek. The shiver, when hair is slowly drawn back Over her face. The kiss of love on her ear with the gentle, Flick of a tongue. The sigh, a result of the slow and sensual realisation that, Her body yearns for you. The hardening of nipples, as fingertips are Drawn down the spine. The tickling caused by the slightest touch, On her waist...

Added 02 Jul 2017 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 7 | Avg Score 5 | Views 464 | 7 Comments

Who's Watching Who

I love the idea  Of him watching us.  Dim lighting betrays him Through his prised open curtains. Me, on all fours,  Taking my pleasure, And him - Silently panting  From across the road. Watching and squinting And furiosly wanking, With his tissues in hand, In front of cold window panes. In anticipation of need He watches me bend, Twist and arch, And push back in revenge. I look out through...

Added 27 Jun 2017 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 8 | Avg Score 5 | Views 517 | 10 Comments

Deception Uncovered

My wife and I have a normal kind of relationship. We both work hard during the week and spend time with each other whenever we can. Sex is good, varied and we both get a huge kick from it. I wouldn’t say we talk about sex that much, or our fantasies, but at least, unlike other couples, we don’t have any secrets from each other.  Well, I guess we have fantasies, but like I said, we don’t tend...

Added 26 Jun 2017 | Category Seduction | Votes 17 | Avg Score 5 | Views 5,606 | 19 Comments

Recommended Read More Than What Melissa Wanted.

  I looked down at my body and tried to control the way my breasts heaved. My heart was racing faster than a formula 1 car. I knew I had to do it. I knew that. I stood and watched the door to the barn to see whether there was any indication of who was inside. I could just about see the rather dim lighting trying its best to leak around the doorframe and through the odd gash in the wooden...

Added 16 Jun 2017 | Category Hardcore | Votes 33 | Avg Score 5 | Views 9,914 | 27 Comments

Interview – With The Wife

We were sitting in the lounge, the TV was on and the contestants of The Voice were vying for attention of the red chairs in front of them. I wasn’t taking much notice and was also reading while watching the TV at the same time. I looked up from my book and caught a glimpse of the girl during her obligatory pre-audition interview. I perked up and started to watch over the edge of my glasses....

Added 27 May 2017 | Category Humor | Votes 15 | Avg Score 4.93 | Views 3,920 | 20 Comments

Friends Comments


KindOfHeart
Posted: 10 Sep 2017 12:58
Greetings from Tayside, Scotland






Mustang67
Posted: 03 Sep 2017 14:44

Saucymh
Posted: 26 Aug 2017 13:22
Thank you x

KindOfHeart
Posted: 23 Aug 2017 00:35
Emily260
Posted: 21 Aug 2017 09:17


Probably a little classy for you... but I liked it lol x

JWren
Posted: 20 Aug 2017 15:36
Lilly
Posted: 18 Jul 2017 11:38


Thank you as always for your kind words.

Mysteria27
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Emily260
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Emily260
Posted: 26 May 2017 01:01


Forgiven? Lol

Mysteria27
Posted: 25 May 2017 15:25
Looking forward to getting to know you better...xo




Buz
Posted: 19 May 2017 21:13

JWren
Posted: 18 May 2017 05:53
Many thanks for recently reading my poem Blessings and for leaving such a considered comment. It is truly appreciated.


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