"Good sex is in the head. The tongue helps a little too." It was the first quote I ever made up.I'm extremely curious and love writing erotic and sometimes downright dirty stories. My imagination seems to be holding up in my advancing years. Some of the stories I write have come from actual experiences. I am continuing to learn about this wonderful world of sex, passion and eroticism.I have learnt a lot from the various authors on here. The most important thing to me are the comments on my stories. They mean so much more when they are heartfelt. The comments I make range from the short to the overly expressive, I try not to leave a negative comment. I will email and chat, but I don't always have the time when I am online.I love Lush, I'm glad I stumbled across it and I'm starting to like the people here. A few more Recommended Reads or an Editor's Pick wouldn't go amiss though!
There are a few on here that I would like to meet, for various reasons, some because they are authors and I would like to say hello. There is one that I would like to meet because.....
Sultans of swing - Dire Straits
My favourite pedals are the BOSS ones. The chorus is the one I use the most, but I love the METAL CORE ML-2 pedal. Lovely noise.
I use a fair few swear words of the fuck and shit variety. I don't do it all the time, but if something has sparked off then I will tend to use them. I must stop using them so often at times. I will often call myself a tosser for doing something wrong. I once heard someone being called a cunt. They retorted with "Yeah! well you're a fucking prick. At least cunt's are useful."At the time, I thought that was a brilliant retort.
Mine are also on that XPORNO site as well. But the user that has uploaded them is also XPORNO - so they have completely ignored the writer of the stories. I don't want my stories on any other site, but I guess there's nothing anyone can do about this is there.
Brexit is an easy concept to understand.Simply put, it means...WE FUCKED UP - BIG TIME!But...It has destroyed virtually every political party in the UK.
I can't say who I've had sex with that fits this description within the terms of site rules. That has got to be the most erotic, horniest, and downright naughtiest statement that I have ever read. I may be taking it the wrong way lol.But, I agree, sex that is conciously unbound, is fucking fantastic, but at the same time can be a very rare thing. The act, meet someone, touch them up, take them somewhere, fuck them, say goodbye. How often does that happen, yet how many times is that scenario a fantasy.....I dream on.
What a disaster. <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/angry7.gif" alt="angry7"> Packing a bag... moving to Scotland You going to get a crate of wine from France before you go saucy...what have the people done eh! Into the unknown.
Where to fucking start.I claim the fifth amendment!
Did you mean the pregnant British Security lady? She was pregnant for ages lol. Most women are pregnant for ages - 9 months to be precise.Anyway, the Night Manager is awesome, if you can watch it, do watch it. The pregnant lady is Olivia Coleman. She's been in lots of things.An even better series (or at least equal to it) in Britain, is Line of Duty. That hooked me completely.
I was completely torn. On the one hand I wanted to give Emma the fucking she deserved, needed, wanted. The same fucking she was pleading for earlier. I wanted to plunge my cock into her cunt and sink it deep, making her wince and scream with pleasure. I also wanted to sink to my knees and lick her exposed pussy and anus from end to end. Tasting her sweetness and basking in the aroma of...
Added 13 Sep 2016 | Category BDSM
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A friend of mine put me onto it. We were having a conversation on Skype and she said that there was this App that was like Pokemon-go but very, very different. Then she proceeded to tell me all about it. I must have shaken my head several times throughout the conversation as she proceeded to describe the process through a chat window. I kept on sending messages back to her, such as, ...
Added 28 Aug 2016 | Category Humor
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“Fuck me,” Emma said, as she moved her head in time to my cock. It was a request not an exclamation of surprise. My cock was inches from her lovely white face, it was swinging wildly in unison to the motion of my twisting hips. “You want this,” I wiggled it more, “you want my cock?” “Fuck me with it,” she said before looking up into my eyes. “I’m not fucking you. Get used to it.” Emma...
Added 07 Sep 2016 | Category BDSM
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My name is Susan Jones, I am forty years old and I am a high-flying businesswoman. I work for a large corporate company that you would know, which is why I am not telling you the name. I am very successful at work; not so much in my private life. I have one failed marriage and three failed relationships. Don’t ask? I don’t exactly know what went wrong with them, but they all failed miserably...
Added 12 Apr 2016 | Category Exhibitionism
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What I am about to describe, is a place where I enjoy the most unusual nights of my life. I regularly found myself in the most exclusive, high-class establishment of erotica. Well, it certainly was exclusive, but to all intents and purposes, it was otherwise known as a sex club. It was, however, a very, very different type of sex club. I was drawn there, not for the sex, but for the...
Added 14 Mar 2016 | Category Love Stories
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Three and a half hours before he was about to get married to Emily, Ryan received the strangest text message ever. He shouldn’t have responded. It was bad luck, he thought, to see his wife before the wedding. Yet, here he was replying to her in an attempt to find out what she wanted. Ryan shook his head at the terse responses he was getting and the somewhat angry replies of ‘ why he should...
Added 05 Mar 2016 | Category Cuckold
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I held her pussy in my hand and stroked it. Cupping my hand over it and running it down its length. Sarah had just removed the kettle from the stove and put it on the hot-plate. She appeared in the doorway between the kitchenette and the living room. “Put the cat down.” I glanced at her and then looked back at the cat. A smirk filled my face, “I thought you liked me stroking your pussy.”...
Added 09 Dec 2015 | Category Historical
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It was just one of those nights, I guess. My boyfriend and I were in town and for some stupid reason that only couples know why, we started to argue. I can’t even remember about what the argument was about now, it was that stupid. But argue we did, and I watched with some dismay as John left the nightclub in a huff. I honestly thought he would come back before it closed and so I stayed...
Added 17 Sep 2013 | Category Exhibitionism
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There are some things you do in public because you can, and it's naughty to do them; it hurts no-one, especially when you know that getting caught probably won‘t actually happen. Then there are some things that you do because of the possibility of getting caught. The added tension and hypersensitivity of your senses adds to the experience. If you get caught, you have two options. Carry on...
Added 02 Sep 2013 | Category Quickie Sex
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I exchanged about six emails with Robert and Emma before they decided to meet with me for a drink, to see if we were compatible. It was Robert that wanted to meet with me first and if all went well, then I may get invited back for some fun. I was adamant that Robert was going to like me. In fact I was certain that I would impress him. I had a plan. We met at a pub. As I walked in,...
Added 23 Aug 2016 | Category Flash Erotica
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