Forum posts made by darkside

Topic Word for the day
Posted 18 Feb 2018 06:25

word for the weekend.

I suffer from that every morning.



in a way that attempts to avoid notice or attention; secretively.
"Mary surreptitiously slipped from the room"

Topic The person above you is a high school teacher. What do they teach?
Posted 05 Feb 2018 10:47

Physical Fitness

Topic Would you play strip poker with the person above you?
Posted 16 Jan 2018 14:57

Yeah I would, but from what I've seen of her images - the game wouldn't last long!

Topic Do you have a Dirty Mind?
Posted 22 Dec 2017 09:13

What a strange question. Isn't that why we're all here?

Topic Sexual or non-sexual, what is the last thing you looked up online and where?
Posted 11 Dec 2017 14:24

Was it bad?

I think it's gonna be very bad.

Last thing I looked up on line was images for various cars. Thrilling eh! Then I posted on here, so this must be the very last thing (much better!!!)

Topic Is squirting gross or hot?
Posted 05 Dec 2017 12:50

Squirting is massively HOT, HOT, HOT. Like the temperature of the SUN, HOT.

Topic Big Natural Boobs ~Unlimited~
Posted 04 Dec 2017 14:26

Topic Moderator of the Month, for November
Posted 04 Dec 2017 14:15

Well done Ruthie.

Just a shame you had a valid answer for each and every one of those gifts!

Topic Florence and the Machine
Posted 04 Dec 2017 14:12

Good track, she looks sexy as hell as well, and that red hair. Hmmmm.

You only lose 5 years at a time, what's your secret???? Actually, I get bored working. Much prefer to write on here!

Topic Alive or dead, who is your favorite guitarist?
Posted 04 Dec 2017 14:06

I would have to say David Gilmour of Pink Floyd. Especially in later life. Superb player and wonderfully crafted licks.

Put your pervy minds away, not those licks, guitar licks.

Topic Your profile views
Posted 03 Dec 2017 14:56

Well I have 76,470....I've been here a long time (let's say 6.5 years). That means I must have visited my profile page 32.2 times a day to get this famous.

Come on people - hard push now - get me over the 100 thousand.

Topic Sexy heels
Posted 03 Dec 2017 14:51

Topic Who is the hottest milf in the porn world according to you ?
Posted 03 Dec 2017 14:13

I have two of the very best...It has to be

Lisa Ann


Gianna Michaels

Topic Would you meet someone off Lush for sex?
Posted 03 Dec 2017 01:29

My cakes are a 10... just saying fam 😉

Well, I do love a number 10 cake, as long as it has no sugar in it. I'm sweet enough without.

Topic Announcing the Winners of our "Boobies" Story Competition
Posted 02 Dec 2017 14:47

Congratulations, Hannah, on your first place. Well done to everyone else who was placed, had a yop ten and to everyone that entered.

A great cause to raise money for as well.

Topic Erotic Art
Posted 01 Dec 2017 16:44

It's got to be Jessica Rabbit...

Topic I love thongs and g strings
Posted 01 Dec 2017 11:15

Number 4 and 16 for me, even though I'm not keen on pink.

Topic Do you like taking off women's dresses???
Posted 26 Nov 2017 14:50

I like two types of dresses.

Very short ones called skirts where you don't have to take them down. You just peel them upwards and slip your hand inside - preferably over a bare bottom and then sink your finger inside. Tight almost spray on skirts are good for that. But flowing silky ones that are well above the knee work well for this too.

The next type I really like are black clingy, figure-hugging dresses. The ones with a long zip right down the front. The reason I like those is that I can see the figure and appreciate it. Bra's and knickers are optional of course. Once appreciated I would like to hold the zip carefully and peel it down revealing the beautiful body behind it. Breasts would push the fabric to one side, but the clingyness of it means I would have to push my hand in to separate it from the breasts. That would be a lovely feeling. Once the dress has been peeled off the shoulders it can then be safely dropped to the floor to collect dust.

The best sexy dresses of all are the ones that you don't really have to remove. You know, the ones that creep upwards as the lady reveals more leg. The ones that have bulging cleavage or a corset type top that displays her overflowing breasts. The ones that pinch her waist so much that it hurts. The ones she most likes to get fucked in.

I know, I can't count - that's three isn't it.

Topic If a couple asked you into a threesome, would you do it?
Posted 26 Nov 2017 14:36

I have done some swinging in the past, it can be good fun, but only with the right people. You can't always tell who is right.

So Yes, I have, and Yes I would.

Topic What do you think about most often when you masturbate?
Posted 26 Nov 2017 03:49

I think when it comes to this I'm stuck in the past. So, past sexual experiences including threesomes and foursomes!

Topic What drink made you decide never to drink it again?
Posted 20 Nov 2017 16:15

Brandy and Orange - don't ask.

I got over it though!

Topic Every Lush Author's Enemy: The 4-BOMBER!
Posted 19 Nov 2017 11:07

Change your settings so a comment must be made when voting. I've seen that that helps.

(If you know who is doing that, giving you ones and twos, block them.)

My settings are set to ask for a comment when people score my stories. But I don't think it works that well when stories are viewed on tablets (maybe its an Android thing). I have seen ones and twos on some of my stories and there has been no comment. Still, if the person thinks it's crap, then I'm cool with that. Just tell me why! Don't be shy, I won't get upset. Life is too short for that.

Topic Every Lush Author's Enemy: The 4-BOMBER!
Posted 18 Nov 2017 08:39

Isn't the video in the first post of this thread showing for you? It loads for me fine. Try a different browser if you're having difficulties.

Thank you for re-posting this - I couldn't see the original.

I have to say this...I don't know where you got that video of me from - but it kinda sums up my state of mind at the moment. Very hilarious. I loved it.

I have to say though 4-bombed is OK - it's reasonable to expect that. It's when I'm 1-Bombed and 2-Bombed - that's when I want to know who did it.

*pulls Japanese sword from scabbard, buys air ticket, and displays evil grin*

Topic 11 NEW Categories Added!
Posted 14 Nov 2017 16:09

I've just noticed that everyone that had the omnium badge has now lost it - the badge stats are empty!

What a shame - I struggled for ages to get that. I know, I'm only 12 more categories away but there's one category that will stop me now.

Never mind - I had it and I'm grateful for that. Just wish I took a picture of it - lol.

Topic Rate yourself
Posted 13 Nov 2017 09:57

I wanna say 1 so everyone protests but who am I kidding? I'm a straight up 10, fam.

I feel a -10 (cold/flu, aching body, always injured, getting older by the minute, exhausted, work too hard, don't play hard enough, body slowly failing me!)


I'm going to give myself a 6 to cheer me up a little! (and yes, if I were the avatar - a definite +20)

Topic 11 NEW Categories Added!
Posted 11 Nov 2017 14:21

My thoughts about the incest category:
I assume that the same rules as everywhere else apply with regards to age and consent. So even in incest stories we're talking about sex between two or more consenting people of at least sixteen years old. I think that sex between truly consenting partners, even if they are closely related, should not always be condemned, and tthat stories about it are acceptable.

Let's not beat about the bush here. The incest category is on Lush right now. But it now contains step-daughters and step-sons with step-mothers and step-fathers. I know that's not TRUE incest, but that's what people are really writing about!

I'm not sure about the Monster Sex category - could that not turn into bestiality stories? Is that allowed now?

I was quite happy putting everything that didn't fit into the Taboo category.

Topic The Friendship Test
Posted 05 Nov 2017 12:02

I scored a 65...

You rate a happy medium on the friendship scale. You are a regular good pal, someone friends can turn to turn to in times of need - whether emotional, financial, or otherwise.

Just don't turn to me when I have tickets for Queen.

Topic Last Two Letters ....
Posted 04 Nov 2017 03:28


Topic How many of you, actually look at the PROFILE of the person you're asking to be friends with?
Posted 03 Nov 2017 11:49

If your name is Mellissa, straight in. No questions asked. Best mate for LIFE. Emily, Emma, Matt, Susan Tom? You’re in as well but such is life... Any Myfanwy’s here? Sort him out lol xx

Massively Witty! LOL - you're just lucky you fall into my "Glad to be here" category.