Forum posts made by darkside

Topic Do you masturbate daily?
Posted 20 Feb 2017 10:49

I think it's safe to say that everyday someone is masturbating.

I am now left wondering how many people masturbate at the same time of day, worldwide. It's not down to time zones is it. You could be anywhere in the world. Now, I fancy doing research on that, but where do you start?????

Topic Do you masturbate daily?
Posted 20 Feb 2017 10:47

Yes - ONCE A DAY...

Starting at 9:00 am and finishing just gone 12:00 midnight.

I like to have some rest when I'm sleeping.

Topic Self promotion!
Posted 19 Feb 2017 02:25

I never used to promote myself. I always felt awkward by it. But having received quite a lot of emails as others do it I felt, why not.

I don't mind getting the emails, as you can always delete them if you want to. I generally keep them until I have clicked on the story. That doesn't always mean I will comment ours give a score though.

I also feel obliged to read the stories from friends and people I consider as friends much to the suppression of a lot of other stories.

So expect a spam from me in the near future... lol...I have a series of short stories coming up. I shall be asking questions to everyone on this thread. Lol.

Topic Choose any two
Posted 11 Feb 2017 07:02

Which two ways would you like to have sex with me?
Oral
Deep throat ( I'm very good at it)
vaginal
anal

Chose any two

My first choice would have to be deep throat.
For my second choice it would be deep throat!

In the words of Kryten...it is such a lovely way to go, I had to mention it twice!

Topic The Submission Editor
Posted 27 Dec 2016 10:36

I used to be able to center text in the story submission editor, like section breaks such as
-oOo-
I cannot achieve that anymore - will it get fixed?

I have tried the way this system does it and have also tried writing HTML to do the same such as


Topic Win a Gold Membership! [Contest Closed]
Posted 21 Dec 2016 14:17

Three (3).

I got my omnium badge on Lush this year and I've made some wonderful friends on here (virtual ones but lovely ones).

DS

Topic Writers - Please Read: Story modding slow down
Posted 17 Dec 2016 03:33

I was wondering what was taking the time. Glad I stumbled upon this topic. Thanks for letting us know.

Topic Where do you come up with your story ideas?
Posted 05 Nov 2016 10:44

Everything I write is part imagination and part real life experience. I sometimes take a real life experience and transform it. So, take a man and woman just having sex, transform it to two women or to a different scenario or location (like a train or station), add a little fetish here and there, change how one of the partners treat the other, add a little uncertainty and generally see the experience in a different way.

Some of the women I write about are me, in a different skin. They are how I would like to be, if I were female. I love the power that women have - believe me - you all have it.

Two stories I loved writing. The story "The Pianist" , is based on a certain clock that is found in the Hunger Games (part 2), and I just found the theme of a clock and central island appealing - then I changed the venue, the style of the story and along came the sex. The story "Reduced to an Orgasmic Wreck" I consider a power play between two women and also between one woman and her fantasies all at the same time.

I do have a very fertile imagination though! and I have friends that help that along.

Topic Challenge - Ruin a First Date in 4 Words
Posted 05 Nov 2016 10:32

You look so different!

Wow - such small tits!

Topic Word for the day
Posted 25 Oct 2016 13:50

Tribbing - what a lovely word that is!

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 25 Oct 2016 13:46

Another good feature for me would be a folder containing images that I usually use for stories. I would be able to place any image into this folder (Call it a Stories Image Gallery) and when I then upload a story it presents this folder to me in order to allow me to choose the image for the story.

I have a lot of images in various galleries and at the moment, I have to scroll through loads of images I would never use before I get to the ones I use regularly. Sometimes I spend days scrolling trying to find an image that I know is there somewhere!!!

Any help would be much appreciated.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 25 Oct 2016 13:42

On the mobile version of lush. If you are visiting someone's page who has a lot of images on it, then the mobile device would benefit from being able to swipe left and right and thereby advance the images.

On my Samsung tablet I have very small buttons too close to the edge and my fingers are too big for them.
Can you provide the ability to click the button when a finger is swiped across the image.

Just a thought!

Topic What would you like to do to a pussy?
Posted 14 Oct 2016 11:28

I'm just as good as Shannon....

No kidding!

Topic Challenge - Ruin a First Date in 4 Words
Posted 14 Oct 2016 11:23

I love my ex!

Topic What is the best type of panties?
Posted 12 Oct 2016 15:39

Like Buz has hinted at. I think a g-string is the best. It can be used as a cam belt when the one on your car breaks. So can a pair of stockings lol. Think practical, and knickers will be obvious.

Topic Moderator of the Month for September
Posted 11 Oct 2016 14:29

Congratulations Saucymh....at the current BREXIT rate that will buy you a glass of wine...

Enjoy!

Topic Would you meet up with a girl from this site?
Posted 04 Sep 2016 12:52

There are a few on here that I would like to meet, for various reasons, some because they are authors and I would like to say hello.

There is one that I would like to meet because.....

Topic Name a song that gets stuck in your head
Posted 04 Sep 2016 12:49

Sultans of swing - Dire Straits

Topic Favourite guitar effects pedal?
Posted 27 Aug 2016 09:23

My favourite pedals are the BOSS ones. The chorus is the one I use the most, but I love the METAL CORE ML-2 pedal. Lovely noise.

Topic Guys - How do you Swear (what words)?
Posted 27 Aug 2016 08:38

I use a fair few swear words of the fuck and shit variety. I don't do it all the time, but if something has sparked off then I will tend to use them. I must stop using them so often at times. I will often call myself a tosser for doing something wrong.

I once heard someone being called a cunt. They retorted with "Yeah! well you're a fucking prick. At least cunt's are useful."

At the time, I thought that was a brilliant retort.

Topic Plagiarism alert
Posted 17 Aug 2016 15:54

Mine are also on that XPORNO site as well. But the user that has uploaded them is also XPORNO - so they have completely ignored the writer of the stories. I don't want my stories on any other site, but I guess there's nothing anyone can do about this is there.

Topic Brits: Please explain the 'Brexit' situation
Posted 05 Jul 2016 14:41

Brexit is an easy concept to understand.

Simply put, it means...

WE FUCKED UP - BIG TIME!

But...It has destroyed virtually every political party in the UK.

Topic Ladies, do you think forbidden sex is hotter than sex with a guy you're supposed to do it with ?
Posted 28 Jun 2016 15:31

I can't say who I've had sex with that fits this description within the terms of site rules.

That has got to be the most erotic, horniest, and downright naughtiest statement that I have ever read. I may be taking it the wrong way lol.

But, I agree, sex that is conciously unbound, is fucking fantastic, but at the same time can be a very rare thing.

The act, meet someone, touch them up, take them somewhere, fuck them, say goodbye. How often does that happen, yet how many times is that scenario a fantasy.....I dream on.

Topic Brits: Please explain the 'Brexit' situation
Posted 24 Jun 2016 15:33

What a disaster. angry7
Packing a bag... moving to Scotland



You going to get a crate of wine from France before you go saucy...what have the people done eh! Into the unknown.

Topic What is your biggest sexual secret from your significant other?
Posted 19 Jun 2016 14:31

Where to fucking start.

I claim the fifth amendment!

Topic The Night Manager Mini Series on AMC
Posted 08 Jun 2016 10:20

Did you mean the pregnant British Security lady? She was pregnant for ages lol.

Most women are pregnant for ages - 9 months to be precise.

Anyway, the Night Manager is awesome, if you can watch it, do watch it. The pregnant lady is Olivia Coleman. She's been in lots of things.

An even better series (or at least equal to it) in Britain, is Line of Duty. That hooked me completely.

Topic GENERAL THOUGHTS ON READER RECOMMENDED STORIES...
Posted 21 May 2016 12:03

I have a handful of RRs and I have to say that I am extremely proud of them.

Although, I have considered that some of my musings are superb, I also recognise that some are most definitely not. The thing is, what seems great to me (because of how I look at the stories) may not be any good as a story to the rest of the community. I have been pretty upset at the response to some of my work that I felt was clever. Now, that may be because they are crap, and that's fine. Not everyone has the same connection to a story. If everyone thought like me, I would be famous.

I have worked hard to get those RR's but I cannot say whether they were deserved or not. A moderator obviously saw something in them, and for that, I thank them.

I agree with most RRs, and I always try to read them - because I want to improve. Though I also think that there is something good in every story - something to learn from. I want to be able to write a story so that every one of them gets an RR and hopefully, one day an EP will pop up. I have been here 5 years, written over 140 stories and have about 6 or 7 RRs, but that's fine. I am trying to be serious about how I write though. I like uncertainty, nervousness, brazenness and things like that.

I tend to submit stories now and ask for comments from the moderator as to why they did not award an RR. Not because I am arrogant, though it can come across like that I guess, but because I want to understand why it doesn't float their boat. What's missing? What haven't I done? Is the story that boring? I want to know Why?

Some moderators ignore my request completely, I wish they wouldn't as it doesn't help me in the long run, but other's do try and critique it. I know they have a lot to get through but for someone serious they should make the effort. To be honest, I am more than happy for a moderator to take my stories apart and tell me how crap they are, providing they know (100%) what they are talking about. I am also prepared to take that from people who have an opinion of what they thought was wrong with my stories.

Can there be a policy for moderators that, if asked why a story fails to get an RR, they respond truthfully. For me, that would not hurt my feelings at all. I would start to understand what is required.

Topic Who is your celebrity crush?
Posted 16 May 2016 16:05

This is a no-brainer.
Julia Roberts.
Sexier now than ever.