Forum posts made by darkside

Topic What drink made you decide never to drink it again?
Posted 20 Nov 2017 16:15

Brandy and Orange - don't ask.

I got over it though!

Topic Every Lush Author's Enemy: The 4-BOMBER!
Posted 19 Nov 2017 11:07

Change your settings so a comment must be made when voting. I've seen that that helps.

(If you know who is doing that, giving you ones and twos, block them.)

My settings are set to ask for a comment when people score my stories. But I don't think it works that well when stories are viewed on tablets (maybe its an Android thing). I have seen ones and twos on some of my stories and there has been no comment. Still, if the person thinks it's crap, then I'm cool with that. Just tell me why! Don't be shy, I won't get upset. Life is too short for that.

Topic Every Lush Author's Enemy: The 4-BOMBER!
Posted 18 Nov 2017 08:39

Isn't the video in the first post of this thread showing for you? It loads for me fine. Try a different browser if you're having difficulties.

Thank you for re-posting this - I couldn't see the original.

I have to say this...I don't know where you got that video of me from - but it kinda sums up my state of mind at the moment. Very hilarious. I loved it.

I have to say though 4-bombed is OK - it's reasonable to expect that. It's when I'm 1-Bombed and 2-Bombed - that's when I want to know who did it.

*pulls Japanese sword from scabbard, buys air ticket, and displays evil grin*

Topic 11 NEW Categories Added!
Posted 14 Nov 2017 16:09

I've just noticed that everyone that had the omnium badge has now lost it - the badge stats are empty!

What a shame - I struggled for ages to get that. I know, I'm only 12 more categories away but there's one category that will stop me now.

Never mind - I had it and I'm grateful for that. Just wish I took a picture of it - lol.

Topic Rate yourself
Posted 13 Nov 2017 09:57

I wanna say 1 so everyone protests but who am I kidding? I'm a straight up 10, fam.

I feel a -10 (cold/flu, aching body, always injured, getting older by the minute, exhausted, work too hard, don't play hard enough, body slowly failing me!)


I'm going to give myself a 6 to cheer me up a little! (and yes, if I were the avatar - a definite +20)

Topic 11 NEW Categories Added!
Posted 11 Nov 2017 14:21

My thoughts about the incest category:
I assume that the same rules as everywhere else apply with regards to age and consent. So even in incest stories we're talking about sex between two or more consenting people of at least sixteen years old. I think that sex between truly consenting partners, even if they are closely related, should not always be condemned, and tthat stories about it are acceptable.

Let's not beat about the bush here. The incest category is on Lush right now. But it now contains step-daughters and step-sons with step-mothers and step-fathers. I know that's not TRUE incest, but that's what people are really writing about!

I'm not sure about the Monster Sex category - could that not turn into bestiality stories? Is that allowed now?

I was quite happy putting everything that didn't fit into the Taboo category.

Topic The Friendship Test
Posted 05 Nov 2017 12:02

I scored a 65...

You rate a happy medium on the friendship scale. You are a regular good pal, someone friends can turn to turn to in times of need - whether emotional, financial, or otherwise.

Just don't turn to me when I have tickets for Queen.

Topic Last Two Letters ....
Posted 04 Nov 2017 03:28


Topic How many of you, actually look at the PROFILE of the person you're asking to be friends with?
Posted 03 Nov 2017 11:49

If your name is Mellissa, straight in. No questions asked. Best mate for LIFE. Emily, Emma, Matt, Susan Tom? You’re in as well but such is life... Any Myfanwy’s here? Sort him out lol xx

Massively Witty! LOL - you're just lucky you fall into my "Glad to be here" category.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 02 Nov 2017 15:34

This has probably been requested before but...

Is there a way to flag stories so that I know I have read them on the main page. So a green tick under the vote or a double green tick if I have commented as well. This means that when the stories are loaded a flag or two flags on the story will instruct the system to put a tick in the place. Should be easy if the database keeps track of who reads what and who comments where.

Topic How many of you, actually look at the PROFILE of the person you're asking to be friends with?
Posted 02 Nov 2017 15:25

I tend to have a quick look of everyone's profile that leaves a comment on my stories. Sometimes I linger there a little longer before replying to their comment. Sometimes I will email them thanking them for taking the time to read my stories.

Occassionally I make great and wonderful friends, and that's what makes me glad to be here.

Topic Which is hotter.. first kiss or first fuck?
Posted 02 Nov 2017 15:12

It has to be first kiss. The exhilaration, anticipation, the flood of hormones. The sheer thrill that someone else wants to kiss you. My first fuck, in comparison, was a bit of a letdown.

Topic Describe yourself in one word
Posted 22 Oct 2017 10:35


I would have pre-fixed that with 'fucking' but I was only allowed one word. Lol.

Topic I made a brain, please suggest some hot things for it to do
Posted 17 Oct 2017 15:26

I made a brain once, I still have it, just! The thing is that your trying to establish sensible connections from non sensical data. Like is she bisexual based on eye colour or the way her lip curls or the size of her tongue. There's too many variables.

I haven't fathomed out my brain yet, it works, and I can't be bothered trying to train it anymore.

Topic Announcing the Winners of our "Bookish" Story Competition
Posted 15 Oct 2017 08:28

Congratulations to all the winners of the competition and to all the runner's up - every one was well deserved. It was a great competition with a great theme.

Topic Challenge: erotica in 12 words or less
Posted 09 Oct 2017 14:22

With his cock deep down my throat, he just filled my stomach.

Topic To the Older ladys
Posted 25 Sep 2017 13:24

How old is "older" in your eyes? 🤔

Old or even Older - You? - Never!

Topic Donald vs Daffy
Posted 25 Sep 2017 10:24

For sheer rage - it has to be Daffy Duck.

Topic Coffee or Energy drink for morning fix.
Posted 23 Sep 2017 11:30

Strong coffee. Double espresso type of strong.

Topic Sleep or Sex?
Posted 23 Sep 2017 11:29

This is a no brainer. Sex! You sleep after the sex. Eventually.

Topic Black and Whites
Posted 23 Sep 2017 00:54

Topic Favourite guitar effects pedal?
Posted 23 Sep 2017 00:36

My Vox amp has loads of effects on it, but I also have three pedals as well. I love the metal pedal, but it really shakes the house.

My favourite at the moment is the delay pedal when playing some pink Floyd riffs, especially coming back to life. It sounds great, and would sound even better if I didn't make mistakes.

I hardly use the Vox effects except for compression which is always on. There are some weird ones on there as well. Very weird.

I love my guitar, but wish I was a lot better than I am.

Topic Ladies,What's The Strangest Sexual Request You've Received ?
Posted 21 Sep 2017 16:35

I once dated a doctor who revealed that he fantasized about being kicked in the balls. Now *that* was rather surprising....

I would certainly have gone with that idea if he was a solicitor or lawyer - lol

Topic Women with large breast
Posted 21 Sep 2017 16:17

Topic Sexiest actress
Posted 30 Aug 2017 23:57

No competition. Julia Roberts. I challenge anyone to find an actress with a more intoxicating smile.

Topic What is the best place in the house to have sex other than the bedroom?
Posted 30 Aug 2017 13:48

The bottom of the stairs,
Then half way up,
Then at the top...

Or if your very energetic, on every step.

Topic On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the highest, how would you rate your pussy-licking skills?
Posted 28 Aug 2017 08:48

What scale are we talking about.

I would say mine has always been about 10 on the Richter Scale. Sorry guys - but thinking linearly is not good enough these days. Women want more! Lwinking

Topic Why?
Posted 28 Aug 2017 08:44

I know why?

But I'm not stupid...I'm not telling you.

Topic Undressing...
Posted 28 Aug 2017 08:41

I even take my time opening Christmas presents, etc. ...

Now I like shaking my Christmas presents first. I like to guess what might be inside them. It doesn't work with women though. They get upset and if drunk, throw up! So be careful.

I like undressing someone but it depends on the bra. I used to be able to do a thumb and finger - unclip and remove - it was quite good and sometimes the women never knew it was undone until too late. My wife now, however, has a bra designed by the Fort Knox Company. It takes two hands to try and undo it before I tell her it won't come off and she has to do it herself. Hmmmm.

Topic Why can't many lush men chat first before cyber?
Posted 28 Aug 2017 08:33

Millennials are busy people. We ain't got time to piss about and get to know you. We just wanna see some titties, beat the shit outta our meat, and get the fuck on with our day. We got work to do, dammit.

Meanwhile, the baby boomers, with their nice little house in suburbia and their big ass car and a sweet pension coming in, have got all the time in the world to sweet talk you and butter you up while they're trying to get their old wrinkly cocks up.

Nominated for one of the week's best posts.

That's a cracker - I love it. So glad I stumbled on this thread.