Forum posts made by darkside

Topic Moderator of the Month for March
Posted 19 Apr 2018 14:45

Well deserved Kee, thanks for all your hard work.

And to the others for clearing the ever growing lush queue.

Topic Waking up to a blow job - yay or nay?
Posted 18 Apr 2018 09:41

i have woken up men with Blowjobs many times... if it is hard it is asking to be sucked!

Will you please have a word with my wife, please!

Topic Women with large breast
Posted 07 Apr 2018 05:42

Just decided you can't beat Milena Velba. Not only does she have gorgeous sized breasts but she's bloody attractive with it. I love her face as much as her body.

Topic Women with large breast
Posted 07 Apr 2018 04:47

Topic Women with large breast
Posted 07 Apr 2018 04:42

Topic "Swingers" Category Added
Posted 04 Apr 2018 15:36

Do stories featuring sex swings belong in this category?

Yes they do but only if there are more than four people one must be swinging on the swing while eating blueberries and honey and the other two must be helping him/her swing. The fourth person should be filling the bath with oats, while the fifth should be on their way back from the diving shop.

Sorry I mentioned diving, not as in the muff type but the underwater snorkelling type.

Shouldn't have mentioned diving. Nicola will only think up another category. 😂😂

Topic Would you play strip poker with the person above you?
Posted 04 Apr 2018 15:23

Yes and I would love to lose too.

Also a guy wishing they were a black and white female owning lots of leather outfits. Obviously.

Topic Dominate or to be dominated or pass the above person?
Posted 04 Apr 2018 14:42

Be dominated - would be such fun!

Topic If you could travel through time, where would you go?
Posted 22 Mar 2018 10:26

I would like to go back ad see the dinosaurs, and in the future, I would like to flit around and see how well (if at all) the human race got on.

Topic Would You Have A Threesome?
Posted 20 Mar 2018 12:00

Oh yes, have done a threesome and foursome and very much enjoyed. Any more than 4 can get a little confusing. As for combinations, hmmmm. I'll let you guess.

Topic What Two words Describe Person Above You?
Posted 18 Mar 2018 09:44

Captain Pugwash

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 17 Mar 2018 12:08

Bday1 Happy Birthday Rump! Hope you have a good one. Bday1

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 17 Mar 2018 12:06

The eyes of spring look down upon me. Just returned from the dentist, where he capped a tooth. Sipping some tea and trying to come up with something for a Lush story. Open for ideas.

How about the sexual act from the point of view of an aching tooth!

Topic Sexy Erect Nipples on Women
Posted 15 Mar 2018 10:47

And for when it's cold outside...

Topic Sexy Erect Nipples on Women
Posted 15 Mar 2018 10:46

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 12 Mar 2018 10:41

Just home from work and I'm eyeing up the whisky already. Not because of work, but because of the PC at home refusing to start. I hate computers.

Exercise first though - so it's on my bike for now. Someone, please get me a large one ready.

Topic How often do you get a hard on? Honest please.
Posted 07 Mar 2018 10:09

A minimum of once a day in the morning. If I read stories or think naughty thoughts then twice a day for half the week. Occasionally three times or more a day if I'm feeling horny. The maths is too hard.

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 07 Mar 2018 09:59

I'm home, I've exercised...yes I know that dirty nine letter word, so now it's time for a... I think. Yeah, a coffee as I have to drive somewhere later. If I see anyone I know, I'll buy them a coffee too.
Think I will keep my bum on the chair if Emily has the whip though. She wouldn't be afraid to use it.

Topic having trouble with submission
Posted 07 Mar 2018 09:50

I saw that very same screen when I put in my comp entry for poems recently. I never added any tags, so when I did it allowed me to publish it. Not sure whether this is a recurring thing or not.

Topic Happy Birthday, ChrisM
Posted 04 Mar 2018 04:54

Bday1 Bday1 Happy Birthday, Chris! Hope you have a great day. occasion4 Bday1 Bday1 occasion6

Topic Happy Birthday, ChrisM
Posted 04 Mar 2018 04:54

Happy Birthday, Chris! Hope you have a great day. Bday1

Topic What is the best place in the house to have sex other than the bedroom?
Posted 02 Mar 2018 14:53

I think the only place we haven't had sex is the downstairs toilet. it's a little cramped to say the least. Over the chest freezer in the garage is a good one. Especially with the top open so her breasts dangle inside. LOL. Cold Nips.

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 27 Feb 2018 12:33

Well this just about sums it up over the pond. It's snowing here and sticking and a nice warm drink (whisky with ice) is just what you need. In case you were having difficulty picturing this - I have helped everyone out.

I raise my glass to you all and offer one around - as I am feeling generous on my birthday! Cheers everyone!

Topic do you let guys see up your skirt?
Posted 27 Feb 2018 10:10

You mean like when your shopping for heels. I wear short skirts just for that reason. for heels.jpg

Can I just say what a gorgeous picture and view that is - thank you!

Topic When do you masturbate?
Posted 27 Feb 2018 09:58

Usually I get a chance in the morning after the wife leaves to go to work, I usually take the chance but have been caught by her coming back in because she forgot something. I'm sure she does it on purpose!

Topic EP Award - Borderline Love - browncoffee - 21st February 2018
Posted 26 Feb 2018 15:15

I agree with you Jen. She is truly an awesome writer. Never a detail missed and the buildup in this story is wonderful and sorrowful as well.

If anyone hasn't come across BrownCoffee's writing then just go check it out.

Topic Moderator of the Month, for January
Posted 26 Feb 2018 15:11

Congratulations on what must be a very well earned award. Well done. Spend it wisely.

Topic If you got £1/$1 every time you masturbated, what could you buy?
Posted 25 Feb 2018 15:05

I could buy a McLaren P1 for sure!

Topic The passing of Milik and Simmer’s mother.
Posted 23 Feb 2018 12:03

My sincere condolences on your loss, Milik and Simmer. I am thinking of you.

Topic Word for the day
Posted 18 Feb 2018 06:25

word for the weekend.

I suffer from that every morning.



in a way that attempts to avoid notice or attention; secretively.
"Mary surreptitiously slipped from the room"