**Please Note: I'm not able to chat because I'm using a mobile phone!** I'm an outdoorsy type and nature lover so I enjoy any time spent outside. Camping, hiking, fishing...you get the picture. I'm a deep thinker with a sarcastic sense of humour. Now, enough of the mundane stuff...I enjoy both men and women. My sexual interests include (but are not limited to) light bondage, incest fantacy, mature with young, teacher/student and rough sex. I love to watch a woman be dominated by a man! I don't know what my stories will be about - it will depend on my mood at the time of writing
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Even after years of therapy, is still in denial about his lack of ability to fly.
Narrowly missed the world record for the longest eyebrow hair by a mere 100th of an inch.
Air. Take that, HA!!!!
Owns a rescue shelter for abandoned spice racks.
Has an obsessive need to smell people's watches.
Refuses to butter the right side of the bread
Plants "Ladyfinger" cookies in hopes they'll grow into real live ladies.
Jump in the icy water! No...wait....
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