Even after years of therapy, is still in denial about his lack of ability to fly.
Narrowly missed the world record for the longest eyebrow hair by a mere 100th of an inch.
Air. Take that, HA!!!!
Owns a rescue shelter for abandoned spice racks.
Has an obsessive need to smell people's watches.
Refuses to butter the right side of the bread
Plants "Ladyfinger" cookies in hopes they'll grow into real live ladies.
Jump in the icy water! No...wait....