dirtymartini's Friends Comments

25 Nov 2016 07:35
25 Nov 2016 07:34

24 Nov 2016 02:56

Mysteria27
Hope you have a lovely Thanksgiving....xo



23 Nov 2016 16:49
CurlyGirly
Hope things are well in your parts.

04 Nov 2016 19:57

avrgblkgrl
Happy Halloween and sex. Ooops Freudian slip. What I meant to say is be safe.

31 Oct 2016 16:50

Mysteria27
Happy Halloween...xo













30 Oct 2016 15:34
Grey
Happy Halloween

18 Oct 2016 21:07
17 Oct 2016 10:50

03 Oct 2016 12:21
02 Oct 2016 22:53

Mysteria27
Happy 4th of July. God Bless America. Enjoy your day...xo

















04 Jul 2016 08:37

Mysteria27
Hope your well and happy...xo









23 Jun 2016 13:25

31 May 2016 14:43

29 Apr 2016 12:20

26 Mar 2016 22:39

Green_Man
Have a great day.
16 Mar 2016 18:24

Mysteria27
Happy Birthday Alan.....Hope you have a great birthday....xo













16 Mar 2016 09:34

Buz
Happy Birthday, Alan!

16 Mar 2016 06:53
Lush
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
16 Mar 2016 00:20

Mysteria27
Happy St. Patrick's Day....Everybody is Irish on March 17th. Have a Good Time......xo

















15 Mar 2016 09:07

Mysteria27
Popping in to say hello...xo









01 Mar 2016 16:20

Mysteria27
Happy Valentines Day....xo







14 Feb 2016 07:41

Mysteria27
Congratulations Alan - Wonderful news on the vodka. xo



10 Feb 2016 06:11

Green_Man
Thanks, Alan. Prolific? Yep, I have the third highest number of stories here on red, and the highest on blue. Cheers, my friend.
20 Jan 2016 21:38

Mysteria27
Have a great weekend...xo







15 Jan 2016 16:48

15 Jan 2016 15:31

naughtyannie
Hope this makes a change from holiday greetings
10 Jan 2016 00:15

31 Dec 2015 14:10

Mysteria27
Happy New Year! Wishing you a year filled with good health, wealth and all the happiness in the world. Be safe and enjoy! xo











30 Dec 2015 15:48

23 Dec 2015 21:18

Buz
Merry Christmas, Alan!

23 Dec 2015 16:02

Mysteria27
A Christmas wish for you. May you enjoy your Holiday....xo









23 Dec 2015 07:43
14 Dec 2015 10:31

Buz
07 Dec 2015 19:50
06 Dec 2015 23:15

03 Nov 2015 14:05

Lilly


Have a sexy fun-filled Halloween ~ Lilly
31 Oct 2015 11:46

Buz
31 Oct 2015 08:13

25 Oct 2015 05:44

IAMLOVE


have a nice weekend, hope all is well with you
09 Oct 2015 12:50

IAMLOVE
that was the wrong picture..so sorry
09 Oct 2015 12:48

04 Oct 2015 15:04

18 Sep 2015 18:58

trinket
Hoppin' by backatcha. So nice of you to drop by ๐Ÿ’‹

12 Sep 2015 05:05

IAMLOVE


sorry I spelled it wrong

10 Sep 2015 17:07

16 Aug 2015 10:02

Jinxy
It's my birthday tomorrow, join me in celebrating by having a shot with me.
14 Aug 2015 14:11

11 Aug 2015 13:31

trinket
Guess where this is going? It even comes with directions

19 Jul 2015 04:42

trinket
I think Donald should have stuck with his original ha.. Wait... Lol

08 Jul 2015 23:53

06 Jul 2015 11:14

Buz
27 May 2015 19:19

avrgblkgrl
Sorry, no penguins.
16 May 2015 05:52

12 May 2015 15:42

29 Apr 2015 16:08

trinket
Hope you & yours have a Happy Easter Martini ๐Ÿธ

03 Apr 2015 13:33

30 Mar 2015 09:59
27 Mar 2015 20:17

Mysteria27
Hoping you feel better soon. Thinking of you and sending you hugs and prayers...oxooxo



25 Mar 2015 15:00

Buz
Happy Birthday!

16 Mar 2015 18:38

Green_Man
Happy Birthday, Alan.
16 Mar 2015 08:25

Mysteria27
Happy Birthday - Hoping you have an amazing day....Enjoy....xooxox







16 Mar 2015 06:00
Lush
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
16 Mar 2015 00:20
15 Mar 2015 12:08

06 Mar 2015 08:33

05 Mar 2015 10:13

03 Mar 2015 08:04

avrgblkgrl
I'm so honored to have you read me!!!

24 Feb 2015 11:37

Mysteria27
Happy Valentines's Day....Hope you have a lovely day....xooxox







13 Feb 2015 08:42

12 Feb 2015 07:51

26 Jan 2015 06:59

25 Jan 2015 18:46

05 Jan 2015 10:01

31 Dec 2014 16:30

31 Dec 2014 15:35

31 Dec 2014 13:40
SereneProdigy
Have a wonderful year 2015!

31 Dec 2014 12:37

Lilly


May the Christmas spirit brighten your day and may all your dreams come true. ~ Lilly

May the Christmas spirit brighten your day and may all your dreams come true. ~ Lilly
24 Dec 2014 17:12

WellMadeMale
Merry Christmas Al

23 Dec 2014 13:44

Dancing_Doll
Merry Christmas! xx

23 Dec 2014 11:32

23 Dec 2014 05:30

22 Dec 2014 19:24
SereneProdigy
Happy Holidays!

20 Dec 2014 12:38

Buz
20 Dec 2014 09:26

18 Dec 2014 08:30

avrgblkgrl
You made me laugh.
10 Dec 2014 16:34

09 Dec 2014 19:42

Lilly


Have a great week!
07 Dec 2014 18:00

07 Dec 2014 12:55

Lilly


Hope you have a great day!
30 Nov 2014 06:14

WellMadeMale
The lucky stiff still managed to get some wood.
22 Nov 2014 09:11

avrgblkgrl
I don't do penguins. I do owls.

09 Nov 2014 09:23

trinket
HH Martini.

30 Oct 2014 21:33

bat

30 Oct 2014 21:07

Buz
Happy Halloween!

30 Oct 2014 20:10
SereneProdigy
Happy Halloween!

30 Oct 2014 19:42
Proluvk
Hello Alan, Thank you for accepting my request. I love your agility and promptness. You are sweet guy. Please don't take me wrong. I am straight.
20 Oct 2014 14:48

trinket
Hello Martini, My thanks for reading "Love Composed Us" and for the encouraging comment you left for me. If you keep asking me if I've written another poem about you...penguin are gonna talk... Lisa xx

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/love-composed-us.aspx
14 Oct 2014 23:04

bat
13 Oct 2014 19:29

09 Oct 2014 15:29

09 Oct 2014 15:29

bat

08 Oct 2014 15:02
Kayte7
I LOVE the new avatar, my friend. Always thought that you were quite a handsome man. Your pictures are great. Got a crush on you from your stories and that first posted pic on the site I met you on. xoxo
02 Oct 2014 11:56
LauraLee_sugah
i got no penguins tonight... will this do? <(") <(")

30 Sep 2014 21:44

22 Sep 2014 15:42

22 Sep 2014 15:42

22 Sep 2014 15:41

20 Sep 2014 11:41

avrgblkgrl
My version of a coming of age story of the spoiled and entitled with too much time on their hands in the winter while they should have been in school, but with fabulously well toned thighs, sexy heels and wild hair.

17 Sep 2014 07:09

10 Sep 2014 12:59

08 Sep 2014 13:49

trinket
Fluffy!
01 Sep 2014 12:48

31 Aug 2014 04:19

29 Aug 2014 16:34

Lilly

Thanks for the add, look forward to a new friend ~ Lilly
28 Aug 2014 19:47

26 Aug 2014 12:45

21 Aug 2014 18:00

trinket
Well... I wasn't stalking you or anything but I saw this in your front yard this morning. You know, I was just in the neighbourhood. It's prolly still there.
21 Aug 2014 15:11

17 Aug 2014 10:49
15 Aug 2014 20:26

15 Aug 2014 15:49

25 Jul 2014 17:14

24 Jul 2014 08:28

23 Jul 2014 14:57
LauraLee_sugah
where else are you leaving penguins?





....
20 Jul 2014 20:28

20 Jul 2014 13:16

18 Jul 2014 13:31

18 Jul 2014 07:06

15 Jul 2014 15:18

Buz
14 Jul 2014 20:03

09 Jul 2014 23:45

Liz
Thanks, Alan

04 Jul 2014 01:35

Liz


04 Jul 2014 01:15

Poppet
This turtle is going places, move bitch, get out the way.
30 Jun 2014 19:45

19 Jun 2014 17:00

Poppet
You just love how flirty I am, Mr. DM.
And also, is this how you feel?


16 Jun 2014 12:38

Poppet
Yeah...Turtle stuff.
10 Jun 2014 15:05

WellMadeMale
A throne fit for a prolific writer type.
30 May 2014 23:11

29 May 2014 13:36
CurlyGirly
I just had to add this after seeing all your fabulous family pics.

27 May 2014 14:03

Poppet
Yeah! I'm a turtle!
22 May 2014 12:56

20 May 2014 16:00

10 May 2014 07:56

Lisa
The posts on your blog make me laugh, as did the post you put on my page! Hope all is well with you, too, Alan. I miss working with you at SS.

09 May 2014 04:29
LauraLee_sugah
i guess we could call them flaming penguins.

04 May 2014 21:44
03 May 2014 11:27

02 May 2014 14:57

01 May 2014 15:57

WellMadeMale
Ever stepped on a fresh cat turdlet?

stinky... hard to wash off... can stain your leather soles too
01 May 2014 11:07

Mazza


Fireworks for daytime viewing!! Cool, huh?
30 Apr 2014 15:13

30 Apr 2014 13:32

29 Apr 2014 14:02
CurlyGirly
Ummm, is that a "Mr. Tortilla Head?"

28 Apr 2014 18:44

25 Apr 2014 13:54

24 Apr 2014 12:15

23 Apr 2014 16:52

21 Apr 2014 15:34

15 Apr 2014 13:26

Liz
15 Apr 2014 01:37

11 Apr 2014 12:11

Liz
10 Apr 2014 03:05

09 Apr 2014 14:12

05 Apr 2014 07:42

03 Apr 2014 11:59
LauraLee_sugah
you don't think this is a waste of a martini do you?

03 Apr 2014 00:05
SereneProdigy
Thanks for the request.

01 Apr 2014 17:06

01 Apr 2014 09:47

WellMadeMale

I'm thinking you are in line for a Man of The Year badge.
31 Mar 2014 19:22

29 Mar 2014 08:35

28 Mar 2014 11:11

28 Mar 2014 06:15

Warlock
Alan.. I found that pic of you on your last vacation.. thought you might want it for your scrapbook..
27 Mar 2014 12:12

27 Mar 2014 11:16

25 Mar 2014 15:05

24 Mar 2014 10:11
23 Mar 2014 20:24

23 Mar 2014 07:39
23 Mar 2014 06:26

WellMadeMale
Hey, Alan...I happened across a video of you from 1995 - so I turned it into a .gif. Man you were rolling back then, dude.


Sex, drugs, cash & rock-n-roll...
22 Mar 2014 23:06

22 Mar 2014 06:33

19 Mar 2014 11:10

18 Mar 2014 16:56

Milik_the_Red
Better late than never. Have a great birthday!
16 Mar 2014 13:42
LatinSugar
Wishing you a purrrrrfect birthday sugar
15 Mar 2014 16:08

ShyVixen
Happy Birthday!

15 Mar 2014 15:27

adele


Happy Birthday Alan!
15 Mar 2014 14:49

Mysteria27



Wishing you a year filled with good health and all the happiness in the world....
15 Mar 2014 14:39

Mazza


Happy birthday!!!
15 Mar 2014 13:35

Green_Man
Hey, I don't know what day your birthday is. SS says it is tomorrow. But here goes.
15 Mar 2014 07:18
CurlyGirly
Happy Birthday, DM!

15 Mar 2014 05:39
HotBttmInBriefs


Happy Birthday to You!!!!!!
15 Mar 2014 01:17
Lush
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
15 Mar 2014 00:20

Buz
Happy Birthday Alan!

14 Mar 2014 19:35

14 Mar 2014 14:29

12 Mar 2014 13:18

10 Mar 2014 08:55

10 Mar 2014 04:49

08 Mar 2014 15:58

07 Mar 2014 15:00

06 Mar 2014 14:54

05 Mar 2014 11:06

04 Mar 2014 16:13
CurlyGirly
Just keeping you up to date on all the hot potato lingo.

03 Mar 2014 06:07

02 Mar 2014 13:35

01 Mar 2014 08:49

26 Feb 2014 13:17

23 Feb 2014 14:26

20 Feb 2014 13:11
CurlyGirly
Duh! This is how you grow vodka!

20 Feb 2014 12:02

18 Feb 2014 12:13

Lisa
Hey, Alan. It was nice to hear from you! Hope you're doing well, too.

16 Feb 2014 17:38

14 Feb 2014 10:06
CurlyGirly
Happy Valentine's Day!

14 Feb 2014 03:34

Mysteria27



Thanks for the friends request. I am a huge fan of yours.....xo
13 Feb 2014 11:57
02 Feb 2014 23:04

02 Feb 2014 21:30

02 Feb 2014 13:28

31 Jan 2014 14:13

31 Jan 2014 06:45

Green_Man
The pirate was the first thing I saw. I just wondered where his cutlass was.
30 Jan 2014 17:30

27 Jan 2014 01:50

25 Jan 2014 17:18
CurlyGirly
You can probably raise these little guys in your part of the country right now.

24 Jan 2014 07:15

20 Jan 2014 12:51

Green_Man
Thanks for remembering my birthday, Alan.
20 Jan 2014 08:30

WellMadeMale
Finally... after 4 plus years, we have a Humor category! I expect to see you owning that genre, Alan.
15 Jan 2014 13:57

Buz
10 Jan 2014 21:23

08 Jan 2014 21:11

Lisa
Hey, Alan. Happy New Year to you, too!

31 Dec 2013 19:11

31 Dec 2013 15:58

Frank


Have a good 2014!
30 Dec 2013 16:57

30 Dec 2013 16:10

25 Dec 2013 10:50

25 Dec 2013 01:04
meredith


Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year Alan
24 Dec 2013 09:45
Dirty_D


Here to deliver presents: Merry Christmas!
21 Dec 2013 07:41

19 Dec 2013 12:49

17 Dec 2013 19:11

13 Dec 2013 09:49
11 Dec 2013 20:13

10 Dec 2013 10:33

06 Dec 2013 06:03
04 Dec 2013 15:32

27 Nov 2013 14:17

26 Nov 2013 07:11

21 Nov 2013 19:54

20 Nov 2013 14:14
18 Nov 2013 22:24

Mazza


Thank you very much for reading my wee poem, Close To Me.

Iโ€™m glad you enjoyed it. Thank you so much for your comment!

Maz
xx
13 Nov 2013 02:28

11 Nov 2013 18:15
10 Nov 2013 18:31

Warlock
Somehow.. I think you are a short pencil guy..
10 Nov 2013 06:23
07 Nov 2013 07:20

06 Nov 2013 14:04

Poppet
Haha, Nice blog!

06 Nov 2013 11:50

06 Nov 2013 03:57

04 Nov 2013 14:41
31 Oct 2013 16:26

31 Oct 2013 11:22

31 Oct 2013 06:44

Dancing_Doll
Happy Halloween!

31 Oct 2013 05:33
29 Oct 2013 08:51
Dirty_D


Thank you for reading and commenting on my story. It means a lot when the writers I admire offer their thoughts on my musings. Thank you again!- The Nurse
26 Oct 2013 07:25
25 Oct 2013 07:38
CurlyGirly
Since your saw love and potato, I thought I would find you a 2for1.

24 Oct 2013 04:52

Warlock
Bouncer at Badda-Bing Sushi and Swap Club?
23 Oct 2013 15:58

Warlock
Hey Alan.. good to hear from you.. I've been keeping up with your celebrity tour and we are all proud of you.. all is well here..
21 Oct 2013 10:32

Green_Man
Thanks Alan. With over 6,000 authors on this site it is hard to know of all of them. Cheers; it must be 5 o'clock somewhere.
20 Oct 2013 10:04
CurlyGirly
Falling Panties Friday

18 Oct 2013 11:26

WellMadeMale
Okay, what's wrong with this picture?
16 Oct 2013 22:49

11 Oct 2013 14:56
08 Oct 2013 01:04

06 Oct 2013 06:59

WellMadeMale
Now that you're moving in the rarefied air & living life large, you require an upgrade in the babe department. It's okay to be slightly over-chicked - as a matter of fact, it's practically a per-requisite. Here's a friendly pointer in the right direction.
06 Oct 2013 04:33
03 Oct 2013 02:40

Aussie_kitty77
thanks for the add Alan
29 Sep 2013 22:52

WellMadeMale
Have any stories where you're (or the protagonist) is ragdoll fucking a petite blonde pornstar who is pregnant with his child and she quit the lifestyle to become a respectable PTA mommy?

26 Sep 2013 13:31
meredith
DM, Thanks for the add. Maybe we'll see each other around Lush from time to time.
25 Sep 2013 09:58

Mysteria27




Looking forward to getting to know you....
25 Sep 2013 06:50

Mysteria27




Thanks for the friend request....
25 Sep 2013 06:49

21 Sep 2013 06:53
HotBttmInBriefs


Alan, Thanks for the friends request. And really thanks for the great stories...Mike
18 Sep 2013 14:10

15 Sep 2013 06:20
scooter
Your tearing it up Al.

Tear it up for all of us Dude!

scooter
11 Sep 2013 21:58

05 Sep 2013 05:07

WellMadeMale
Here's your one bullet, Chief...don't lose it.
02 Sep 2013 05:25

14 Aug 2013 06:03

WellMadeMale
Getting paid is almost as good as getting laid. When you can combine the two...well, that's grand.

07 Aug 2013 11:06
26 Jul 2013 17:32

Mazza


It's 5 o'clock somewhere, right?
18 Jul 2013 03:45

Poppet
Congratulations, I read it, and made me smile, itโ€™s so very true! I think itโ€™s an awesome poem. Thanks for sharing with us also.

17 Jul 2013 16:14
SwtSM
Thanks for the add babe๐Ÿ˜
15 Jul 2013 12:50

bat
Damn Do ya think these will help ??? Enjoy
14 Jul 2013 23:26
CurlyGirly
Here ya go, you attention whoring corned beef!

14 Jul 2013 17:24

Saga

Have a great weekend...
13 Jul 2013 08:35

25 Jun 2013 07:36
21 Jun 2013 18:14

21 Jun 2013 08:18

19 Jun 2013 20:43
CurlyGirly
Again, not looking. They find me. I think this is the color of your eyes!

17 Jun 2013 14:15

17 Jun 2013 07:21
CurlyGirly
It's been awhile since I've shown some love on your page.

17 Jun 2013 04:44

12 Jun 2013 09:32

Liz
Just 'cause
11 Jun 2013 14:18
CurlyGirly
Saw your today in pictures post, so this is a "Just in case."

11 Jun 2013 10:38
CurlyGirly
Isn't the anniversary of the first potato landing on the moon next month?

11 Jun 2013 07:14
CurlyGirly
It's not quite the Hot Potato dance you posted, but I sure got the dance moves.

09 Jun 2013 16:30
savanna
Or we can also go for any other veg you know.
07 Jun 2013 21:50
savanna
Okay Potatoes is out and stick or wood are in.
07 Jun 2013 21:46

07 Jun 2013 17:05
CurlyGirly
hiccup Happy Friday! Let the weekend commence!

07 Jun 2013 14:46
CurlyGirly
I see how your weekend is shaping up, Alan. It's usually just best to walk away. No point in dealing with smashed potatoes.

07 Jun 2013 09:49
CurlyGirly
Not sure where you stand on gun laws, but I do know your fondness for spuds.

07 Jun 2013 06:29
CurlyGirly
Can you tell by my mad face that I don't think you're taking this road trip seriously???

06 Jun 2013 10:25
CurlyGirly
I've got my bags packed (see below) and the potatomobile is ready to go. It runs on ethanol made from sweet potatoes. Are you surprised?

06 Jun 2013 09:51
CurlyGirly
Weekend's almost here! I'm thinking weekend's here, road trip? Are you in?

06 Jun 2013 08:28
CurlyGirly
Poor, Alan. It looks like no one is being sexy on your page. How about a bit of a strip show?? va va voom Shake it, Baby!
05 Jun 2013 09:34

05 Jun 2013 05:30

sprite
i heard you into potatoes...

03 Jun 2013 17:48
CurlyGirly
I saw your blog about having too many potatoes on your page, so what else could I do but give you an outraged potato Enjoy!

03 Jun 2013 17:34

Buz
01 Jun 2013 22:29
CurlyGirly


I've been doing a lot of deep reading about social issues lately.
30 May 2013 14:06
CurlyGirly
WooHoo! It is fun. Look at my score. I nailed it!

30 May 2013 10:18
28 May 2013 16:59

26 May 2013 12:47
CurlyGirly
I owe my new forum ranking to your genius. Thankyouverymuch

23 May 2013 05:27

23 May 2013 03:32
CurlyGirly
You said you wanted your mouth washed out with vodka? Damn, do I ever have the soap for you!

19 May 2013 18:50

19 May 2013 17:19

18 May 2013 08:05
CurlyGirly


Blowpop martini??
18 May 2013 06:24

15 May 2013 17:31
LauraLee_sugah
hi there... <(") <(")

14 May 2013 19:17

14 May 2013 17:07
CurlyGirly


I wasn't even looking for potatoes this morning when I found this, but apparently they're looking for me.
08 May 2013 06:08
CurlyGirly


How come no one knows how to spell "potatoes?" Or maybe I don't?
07 May 2013 16:10
CurlyGirly


Do you think there's been a huge increase in searches on the internet lately for potato pics.
07 May 2013 14:02

Buz
06 May 2013 19:44

06 May 2013 18:10
LauraLee_sugah
this is my penguin skirt... <(") <(")

03 May 2013 18:47

03 May 2013 17:04
CurlyGirly


Lush gives you potatoes, you make Mashed Potato Martinis. You in??
28 Apr 2013 18:03

Saga
Hi, I hope you like a nice ass....
27 Apr 2013 14:32
CurlyGirly


*or potato

Thanks for the laughs and support! (hope this pic works)
26 Apr 2013 14:54

26 Apr 2013 02:38

Buz
25 Apr 2013 20:15

Mazza


Thought I'd take a break from posting fiery pics on your wall and get you a drink... Beer okay?
21 Apr 2013 16:23
19 Apr 2013 17:03

19 Apr 2013 12:39

Liz
Flaming Passion Fruit Martini?

16 Apr 2013 05:24

12 Apr 2013 15:21

Dancing_Doll
Hey - thanks for stopping by! I hope you're enjoying the book. I like to think of it a fun 'beachy' read. Nothing too heavy, just a guilty indulgence with kinky characters - like a strawberry martini, perhaps! You should definitely get started on a novel. It's an interesting writing experience. You can really get into your characters and play with them on a much grander scale.... they'll definitely be with you for a while though, so be sure to create ones that you can like over the long-term.
Hope you're having a great weekend! xo

07 Apr 2013 07:31

02 Apr 2013 10:40

27 Mar 2013 03:05

WellMadeMale
It's hard to find privacy in the city anymore, isn't it? Gawddamned traffic cams!
25 Mar 2013 20:07

24 Mar 2013 14:25

Liz
Thanks Alan
23 Mar 2013 11:32
LauraLee_sugah
did i read somewhere that you like... ummm... back ends???

22 Mar 2013 20:03

Mazza


Happy birthday my friend... I may have messed up your cake
16 Mar 2013 12:01

Lisa
Wishing you a happy happy birthday, Alan!

16 Mar 2013 11:56
Coco


Have an extra dirty one on me Alan!
16 Mar 2013 10:28

16 Mar 2013 00:40
15 Mar 2013 21:47
15 Mar 2013 21:23
SirSpanksAlot80
HAPPY early Birthday Bro.... Got you a lil something HOPE you enjoy it. Have a GREAT one & many more to come.

15 Mar 2013 15:03
Lush
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
15 Mar 2013 04:00

WellMadeMale
What exactly were you doing with this woman, Alan?

13 Mar 2013 19:37

13 Mar 2013 11:57
09 Mar 2013 18:44

Mazza


Well, it made me lol...
07 Mar 2013 04:45

20 Feb 2013 15:56

19 Feb 2013 02:57

19 Feb 2013 02:42

Mazza
Happy Valentine's Day, my sexy friend!!



14 Feb 2013 06:16

ShyVixen
Happy Valentine's Day! I hope it's filled with delightful surprises!!

13 Feb 2013 17:04

13 Feb 2013 04:40
LauraLee_sugah
some days i might be a little too hopeful.

11 Feb 2013 18:07

WellMadeMale
Keep your hot side hot and your cool side cool - take it from Costanza
05 Feb 2013 19:30

Buz
03 Feb 2013 07:56

02 Feb 2013 08:36
LauraLee_sugah
no martinis only awkwardness and my...ummmm.... flippers... <(")

31 Jan 2013 18:59

25 Jan 2013 04:27

22 Jan 2013 13:41

22 Jan 2013 04:45

22 Jan 2013 04:44
LauraLee_sugah
thank you for caring. <(")

18 Jan 2013 20:26

15 Jan 2013 20:02

Frank_Lee
Your latest blog update with Obama and Clinton is completely offensive and in such bad taste...and it made me laugh so hard I almost got spittle on my monitor. :-)
14 Jan 2013 15:48
CumGirl
Look what Christian Louboutin has made especially for you ...

10 Jan 2013 00:50

AngelHeart01
Allow me to introduce to you, the Flask Tie
You won't have to find shoe's to match your purse.

09 Jan 2013 12:28

07 Jan 2013 17:03
crazydiamond
saw this and funnily thought of you! hope this never appears on lush!!
07 Jan 2013 12:41

03 Jan 2013 15:28

Dancing_Doll
Hope you had a great New Year Eve, Alan! All the good stuff is going to happen for us in 2013 so it's important to celebrate early and not break that momentum. Let's keep the drinks flowing and the positive energy rolling...
02 Jan 2013 18:01
LauraLee_sugah
it is 2013.... let's celebrate....

01 Jan 2013 20:35

Shylass
Happy Nom Year!
01 Jan 2013 08:35

Mazza
Something festive for ya...



chocolate blitzen martini.

Ingredients:
2 ounces semisweet chocolate
1/3 cup chocolate-flavored sprinkles
1 cup chocolate ice cream
2 ounces (1/4 cup) Irish cream liqueur
1 ounce (2 tablespoons) dark cream de cacao
1 ounce (2 tablespoons) vodka
Chocolate curls or grated chocolate
Directions
1. In a heavy small saucepan, heat chocolate over low heat until melted. Dip the rims of eight 1-ounce mini martini glasses or shot glasses in the melted chocolate and then dip in the sprinkles. Chill until serving time.

2. In a blender, combine ice cream, Irish cream liqueur, cream de cacao, and vodka. Cover and blend until mixture is smooth.

3. Pour into prepared glasses. Garnish with chocolate curls. Serve immediately. Makes 8 (1-ounce) servings.

(Yes please, I'd LOVE one!!)
26 Dec 2012 13:52

24 Dec 2012 15:23
23 Dec 2012 07:16

Buz
22 Dec 2012 20:57

20 Dec 2012 16:31
LauraLee_sugah
merry christmas...

19 Dec 2012 21:10
11 Dec 2012 23:01

08 Dec 2012 10:10

WellMadeMale
It's a humor piece

04 Dec 2012 11:15

01 Dec 2012 06:05

20 Nov 2012 15:29

20 Nov 2012 15:06

18 Nov 2012 09:22
SirSpanksAlot80


Wishing you a KINKY weekend
16 Nov 2012 16:09

16 Nov 2012 09:43

05 Nov 2012 11:35
LauraLee_sugah
welcome home!!!!

05 Nov 2012 11:33

03 Nov 2012 19:01

03 Nov 2012 08:44

WellMadeMale
You're such a BMF, man...
02 Nov 2012 20:41
LauraLee_sugah
i miss you....

02 Nov 2012 19:47

Mazza


Hope all is well with you xxx
01 Nov 2012 06:34
scooter
Surfs up dude,,



This is Lake Erie so far Al, Waves are expected to reach 15 ft. before it's over.
Be careful over there on the coast buddy.
30 Oct 2012 05:30
LauraLee_sugah
don't you just hate windy days????

29 Oct 2012 18:39

29 Oct 2012 05:11

28 Oct 2012 19:34

Buz
26 Oct 2012 21:30

26 Oct 2012 14:02

WellMadeMale
Happy Hour starts - when?

26 Oct 2012 13:28

bat
Congratulations !! Teq. Jello shots on me ...

19 Oct 2012 16:41

16 Oct 2012 04:49

15 Oct 2012 08:58
14 Oct 2012 21:46

bat
13 Oct 2012 21:14

11 Oct 2012 17:12

WellMadeMale
Booze, broads, balling ... truly American

BYOB
10 Oct 2012 08:11
LauraLee_sugah
just a little giggle for you tonight...

06 Oct 2012 19:56
CurlyGirly
Thank you for the warm welcome back. I definitely plan on sticking around this time.

06 Oct 2012 12:39

WellMadeMale
Your wall is requiring an upgrade. Portable Beertender!
06 Oct 2012 08:02

05 Oct 2012 07:05

03 Oct 2012 19:08
02 Oct 2012 17:37

Warlock
I know you support many causes...
01 Oct 2012 07:41
19 Sep 2012 21:37

bat
Just stopped by to say HI

15 Sep 2012 16:38

Buz
12 Sep 2012 19:26
LauraLee_sugah
just a hug for you on a rainy day.....

08 Sep 2012 19:18

WellMadeMale
As your psychiatrist, DM...I believe I would be failing my duty to inform you that your recent responses to the survey I asked you to engage in, have you falling well within normal parameters for American men in your peer group.
07 Sep 2012 09:08

WellMadeMale
It's far easier to just say, "Me...I write porn."
06 Sep 2012 13:34

05 Sep 2012 18:01
05 Sep 2012 11:21

04 Sep 2012 19:01

02 Sep 2012 10:35
LauraLee_sugah
just thought you would want to know....

01 Sep 2012 11:44

31 Aug 2012 08:09

27 Aug 2012 14:43

WellMadeMale
Here's a lil something to entertain you while you're abstaining (or imbibing)...whatever.
26 Aug 2012 19:07
crazydiamond
Anytime Happy to help, would have loved to have got my hands on that cover to be honest hahaha.
26 Aug 2012 11:18

AngelHeart01
Hey Alan!

24 Aug 2012 21:26

Warlock
Found this posted on your door...
23 Aug 2012 17:40

bat
Ready for a "bat shot"? see at the club
16 Aug 2012 10:08

16 Aug 2012 09:43

Dancing_Doll
Congratulations, Alan! That's exciting news! Time for a dirty martini to celebrate!
10 Aug 2012 08:36

07 Aug 2012 12:01

05 Aug 2012 20:18

bat
Thanks for stopping by the club see ya soon

05 Aug 2012 15:13

04 Aug 2012 12:38

bat
Your in the loop ...lol
03 Aug 2012 13:09

bat
How's this ?
28 Jul 2012 23:45

Lisa
Thanks for the visit, and for the laugh! That was funny.
25 Jul 2012 02:09
LauraLee_sugah
thanks for the add.... you make me feel a little less awkward.... and just so you know...

24 Jul 2012 17:16

Warlock
Somehow this reminds me of your work area...
24 Jul 2012 11:42
LatinSugar
sweet hugs dear friend...
23 Jul 2012 18:39

Buz
21 Jul 2012 22:05

Shylass
I had a little word with Crazydiamond, and look what the stunner produced, just for YOU!





21 Jul 2012 10:48

bat
are you going to the party Friday???
17 Jul 2012 08:21
Michael
Alan, thanks for the Birthday wish... I had the best day ever!

16 Jul 2012 05:42

15 Jul 2012 11:54

Buz
13 Jul 2012 06:24

Warlock
Thought this might come in handy in your travels..
11 Jul 2012 08:39

Shylass
I'm not into BDSM, I'm trying to understand it (I'm not doing very well!).


08 Jul 2012 10:25
04 Jul 2012 07:24
scooter
Yeah DM,

this guy would make a great writing partner,

especially when it comes to those pesky low scores.

04 Jul 2012 03:51
LatinSugar
Have a great weekend...
30 Jun 2012 09:21

29 Jun 2012 08:35

Buz
27 Jun 2012 10:06

24 Jun 2012 12:32
Katy_go_go
Thanks
20 Jun 2012 14:40

bat
20 Jun 2012 10:15

bat
That is so cool ....Congrats. (my Kim look ...lol)
18 Jun 2012 21:45

Shylass
Fred says I need to start reading some of your stuff. What would you recommend I start with, please?

16 Jun 2012 19:56

16 Jun 2012 15:09

bat
Your Welcome...
16 Jun 2012 13:15

bat

stay cool
14 Jun 2012 10:00

Buz
10 Jun 2012 14:46

Shylass
I dunno about the Gingas, but Fred's been busy!


08 Jun 2012 15:59
SirSpanksAlot80


Congrats on the poem deal bro
05 Jun 2012 19:26

bat
Have a GR8 Day ...
04 Jun 2012 09:34

Shylass
Speshull Friends.


31 May 2012 18:21

Shylass
You're terrible. It's why I like you.
31 May 2012 10:51

Buz
Wow! Alan! Even James Bond knows about you....

30 May 2012 11:10

Shylass
I'll tell him when he's less distracted...

26 May 2012 18:28
26 May 2012 14:37

26 May 2012 08:01
25 May 2012 14:52

Shylass
Sorry.



25 May 2012 14:25

23 May 2012 05:19

bat
What do U think??? LOL

22 May 2012 10:35

bat
Looking forward to being your friend...

morning Drink?
21 May 2012 22:48

Dancing_Doll
Omg, I love that chart! haha I can tick off almost every box, and yes, some of them way more than once!
14 May 2012 06:24

13 May 2012 18:59
scooter
What's been happinin, Al?
27 Apr 2012 18:27

26 Apr 2012 14:57
22 Apr 2012 12:18

WellMadeMale
I'm needing a stable woman to provide some semblance of balance in my life, this planting season.
19 Apr 2012 19:22
scooter
You better git on over to Rumps and say hi Al,

Or I'm gonna ask nicola to give you another 2 week vacation
08 Apr 2012 09:15

Naughtygrl73


for my new friend xx
03 Apr 2012 23:26
Coco
Here ya go Alan, and too bad we can't hang on 4-20 because that music with some really good green would do me just fine!!


02 Apr 2012 22:33
CumGirl
Especially for you ...

http://www.lushstories.com/badges/attentionwhore.aspx

So you can go and view my totally unique badge whenever you so desire ...

Though you could make your own; some cardboard, a marker pen and some double sided sticky tape should do it x
31 Mar 2012 09:40
CumGirl
Thank you for adding me as a friend and apologies for the blatant advertising x



THE Lush Attention Whore
29 Mar 2012 13:10

Buz
23 Mar 2012 06:29

AngelHeart01
A Saint Patrick's Day Martini for ya

17 Mar 2012 05:52

sprite
i love that i found a new way to torture you... by being nice. expect lots of love from me from now on... and be scared. be very very scared. goes out and fires up the grill
16 Mar 2012 23:11
scooter
Happy Birthday Al,

You should be getting good at this by now, What, with your age and all

scoot
16 Mar 2012 19:42
SirSpanksAlot80
Happy Birthday Bro



I got you a lil something... So I'll just leave her tied up for you... So you can have a GREAT time later
16 Mar 2012 19:29
16 Mar 2012 10:55

AngelHeart01
Happy, Happy Birthday Alan

16 Mar 2012 04:49
Coco


Happy Birthday, have one on me!
16 Mar 2012 02:35

15 Mar 2012 23:50
magnificent1rascal
OK, so it's a day early instead of a day late...either way, here's a birthday greeting (and I hope you appreciate that I wouldn't post a centerfold shot for just anyone) โ€”

15 Mar 2012 09:59

Buz
14 Mar 2012 18:01
Lush
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
14 Mar 2012 17:13

littlemissbitch
thanks for the comment! and i am a bitch...i swear it
13 Mar 2012 21:01

AngelHeart01
I'm really good at multi-tasking

11 Mar 2012 14:22
LatinSugar
Alan, thank you for adding a taste of LatinSugar to your friends..
07 Mar 2012 18:24
29 Feb 2012 21:34
27 Feb 2012 12:21

26 Feb 2012 17:19

WellMadeMale
scratch that itch, Chief
26 Feb 2012 11:15

WellMadeMale
Sounds like our kind of girl, eh?
22 Feb 2012 21:15
Sirene_Jaune
A big congrats on your story being published
16 Feb 2012 01:23
14 Feb 2012 09:29
10 Feb 2012 13:30
Coco
Stopped by to give you an attention whore stat because you guys have no chance of winning this damn thing, too many lesbian and bisexual women.


10 Feb 2012 02:45

WellMadeMale
Looked like you could use a little wet pussy on your profile page, Alan.
05 Feb 2012 00:02

Buz
04 Feb 2012 21:46
LadySharon
Alan, I guess for this contest I should post all of the nudes of myself I have on here of myself for the attention whore contest.
03 Feb 2012 17:43

ShyVixen
You should win from your post alone, that's classic Alan! You have my vote!
01 Feb 2012 12:37

sprite


if you want to see more pix like this, Alan, go to...

http://www.lushstories.com/sprite
31 Jan 2012 21:47
scooter
Nice pic. Al, so just how much for them 50 yard line tickets!
29 Jan 2012 08:54

26 Jan 2012 16:58

20 Jan 2012 09:39

Buz
Here's to you!

19 Jan 2012 05:34

Southern_Sass
Thank you Alan!!! Love you sweetness
14 Jan 2012 17:51

LadyX
Took me long enough to thank you for your comment on my wall, huh? Hope things are well, Alan. Take care. X
14 Jan 2012 07:43

TopThis


Your playlist is amazing to me.
12 Jan 2012 06:10

sprite
You know, i threaten to barbeque you once and you never let me forget about it. sheesh.
10 Jan 2012 10:35

sprite
You know, it would be nice if, just once, when you poked me, and i sent back a message, i didn't get your automatic 'i'm away' response in return. Just saying... gigglefit i still love you tho, even if you never did send me my toaster!
09 Jan 2012 21:49

sprite
you have always been famous in my eyes hugs now, the rest of the world is figuring it out.
09 Jan 2012 21:39

08 Jan 2012 19:29

Buz
04 Jan 2012 09:53

04 Jan 2012 06:40

AngelHeart01
Happy New Year!!

31 Dec 2011 09:18

Buz
Happy New Year!

30 Dec 2011 10:14

29 Dec 2011 14:24

WellMadeMale
Another year is coming to a fine end. Us old fucks aren't going to see too many more of these, yanno? I say Party Up!
28 Dec 2011 22:48
SirSpanksAlot80


Just stopping by to say HELLO!!!!!
27 Dec 2011 21:27

25 Dec 2011 19:05

25 Dec 2011 18:10
albertagirl


Merry Christmas
24 Dec 2011 18:14
24 Dec 2011 15:06

Southern_Sass


Merry Christmas Alan
24 Dec 2011 10:55
Fugly
Kisses and best wishes for a very Merry Xmas

24 Dec 2011 09:16

23 Dec 2011 17:23
Bunny12
Merry Christmas Alan!

23 Dec 2011 04:44
saturdaynight


Merry Christmas!!
22 Dec 2011 20:33

Cherism
Merry Christmas. Hopefully I'll be back after the 1st of the year. Things are slowing down a bit here.
21 Dec 2011 19:10
popyourcherry
hope you have a H Ha Happ Happy Christmas, have a good one Al

21 Dec 2011 14:24
scooter
Cure for the common cold

Have two of these, and call me in the morning buddy
21 Dec 2011 05:53

Buz
21 Dec 2011 05:29

WellMadeMale
Merry Xmas Alan. I wrapped up your gift, but ran out of ribbon for the bow. Didn't think you'd mind anyway. It's the thought that counts.
20 Dec 2011 21:17
20 Dec 2011 15:10

20 Dec 2011 14:10

19 Dec 2011 18:50

Dancing_Doll
I tend to get 'tied up' over the holidays, so wishing you a bright and beautiful climb towards the mistletoe!

19 Dec 2011 09:40
BelleduJour
happy holidays!


19 Dec 2011 04:54
18 Dec 2011 18:16

17 Dec 2011 19:42

Buz
15 Dec 2011 06:04

Southern_Sass


Wanna get dirty?
11 Dec 2011 11:09

05 Dec 2011 13:31

03 Dec 2011 18:37
magnificent1rascal
Ooh, 'an unqualified success' โ€” mind if I quote you? Thanks for the comment on my poem.
02 Dec 2011 19:55
Michael
Thanks for the add...

27 Nov 2011 17:23
Clarabelle
I know, right? And then when we get stupidly famous we'll be able to hang out together at conferences and reminisce about the good old days lol x
24 Nov 2011 13:26
latinfoxy
Happy Thanksgiving Al!! such a shame hat happened to Big Bird huh? lol

24 Nov 2011 08:52
Bunny12
Happy Thanksgiving Alan!

24 Nov 2011 07:27

TXGirl
Happy Thanksgiving, my friend!
24 Nov 2011 05:46
23 Nov 2011 09:33

23 Nov 2011 09:29

WellMadeMale
industry, babes, penetrations, lubes, cars...everything real men enjoy

14 Nov 2011 12:25
11 Nov 2011 17:54
Bunny12
Hey Alan thanks for the horny bunny I actually have a little guy that does the same thing had totally defiled a few stuffed animals and don't let you hand linger around too long LOL Here are some bunnies you'll like better

10 Nov 2011 10:34

Catnip
Great news! Congratulations!
09 Nov 2011 15:39
09 Nov 2011 09:36
magnificent1rascal
Ever been to Western Washington in the fall/winter? Forty days and forty nights...yeah, that sounds about right โ€” maybe a little optimistic, actually.
07 Nov 2011 07:19

Cherism
Just popping in to say hi. Hope everything is going well. We are calm here for the time being.
05 Nov 2011 19:37

05 Nov 2011 16:05
scooter
I just noticed the little Olives antics too!
02 Nov 2011 23:23

AngelHeart01


Hey Alan
02 Nov 2011 18:38
Clarabelle
Hi Lovely Man, thanks for the kind words! x x Mwah. Congrat to YOU too, I read that you're actually going to be in book form :-)
02 Nov 2011 14:09
02 Nov 2011 13:04
ejls
Thanks for the holiday wishes. Spent the evening in bed, still recovering from surgery. Hope your costume of fishnets and stilettos looked great!
31 Oct 2011 17:59
31 Oct 2011 07:24

31 Oct 2011 04:23

ShyVixen
Trick or Treat! Happy Halloween Alan!

30 Oct 2011 16:09

30 Oct 2011 08:10

WellMadeMale
Trick or treat, guess what we are!

29 Oct 2011 22:08

29 Oct 2011 21:19

29 Oct 2011 16:49
easy_rider75



Time for this soon Bro stay safe mate
29 Oct 2011 12:53
Fugly
I'm buying you this for Christmas

29 Oct 2011 00:03

Southern_Sass
Nice to see ya again darlin
27 Oct 2011 13:27
24 Oct 2011 07:30

Catnip
Hahahahaha! Thanks for the commas!
23 Oct 2011 10:03
latinfoxy


This pic reminded me of Book signing when he says he is praying before eating

Hope you are having a great weekend Al! (k)
23 Oct 2011 08:26

Pixie
Comma Sutra, eh?
23 Oct 2011 03:14
latinfoxy


lol yeah i thought that video was funny also! xoxo
09 Oct 2011 07:05

06 Oct 2011 07:31
Clarabelle
Oh look Honey, thank you mizzillions for noticing!!! Also , I'm not much good at blatant self promotion honey but WATCH THIS SPACE. lol you're lovely x x
05 Oct 2011 06:18
Clarabelle
Why Thank you Mr Marrtini lol x
03 Oct 2011 15:13
scooter
LOL Al, your poor wife, somebody get that girl some batteries
02 Oct 2011 05:29
Fugly
I would say yes, but unfortunately he won't have any money left to even purchase a dirty rag for the polishing kit LOL
30 Sep 2011 20:13
Lydia_
Hey, sorry to harass your profile page, but if you have time.....

Take a look at these pictures, comment on which ones you like best. The top ten with the most comments get stories or poems written for them with a 'shoutout/thank you' to the people that wanted it..... http://www.lushstories.com/lalita_lydia/albums/2770
27 Sep 2011 17:36

sprite
If it makes you feel better, let me know which stories haven been stolen and i'll post them under my name for you. it's the least i can do
26 Sep 2011 23:48
CallMeMissD
thanks for stopping by and saying 'high'...smacks your ass. That's hello I say hello
25 Sep 2011 14:12
saturdaynight


take care 'coz i care

-care bears
21 Sep 2011 03:19

20 Sep 2011 16:08

20 Sep 2011 16:07

20 Sep 2011 16:06
anarchy0029
Hey thanks for the shoutout on my first ebook. Feel free to download it from Smashwords. Thank you so much
15 Sep 2011 22:43
15 Sep 2011 21:25
ToXiCFuN84
Congrats on the Poem being read!! Guess this does make you famous now....
14 Sep 2011 06:14
latinfoxy
Wow Al congrats on the success of your poem!! it was really beautiful!
11 Sep 2011 21:28

adele
Lest we forget

11 Sep 2011 13:09

Lisa
Well done on the success of your tribute poem, Alan. That's really fantastic and well-deserved.
10 Sep 2011 01:59

Lisa
Thanks for reading my story, Alan! I appreciate the comment.
30 Aug 2011 03:56

25 Aug 2011 18:21

WellMadeMale
Stirred..not shaken

24 Aug 2011 07:39
magnificent1rascal
Yep, I have a spot all picked out for my new Yearling badge on my badge sash, which I wear every day...

15 Aug 2011 10:07
12 Aug 2011 11:40

sprite
Hi, my name is rachel and i suffer from stupidity. giggles
11 Aug 2011 09:13

CuriousButterfly
Do you think she likes her martini shaken or stirred? Do you think she cares?

11 Aug 2011 08:05
10 Aug 2011 05:07

09 Aug 2011 20:57

09 Aug 2011 20:56
savanna
Oh im so happy giggles

09 Aug 2011 12:48
savanna
I was so sure it was a lama giggles

09 Aug 2011 12:35
savanna
Just wanted to show some legs here.
08 Aug 2011 02:20

AngelHeart01


Ready for a drink, how about you?
07 Aug 2011 18:26
scooter
Congadulations Al, on your stories space first ever contest victory, dude!

Your lucky I didn't enter tho, cause I always add 50 bucks with all my entries
05 Aug 2011 04:27

31 Jul 2011 17:11

sprite
you DO know that my wall is dedicated to you, right?
30 Jul 2011 08:14

27 Jul 2011 17:53

WellMadeMale
My stories have never gotten me paid, but they have contributed towards me getting laid. Which do you value most, Alan?
22 Jul 2011 09:02

14 Jul 2011 02:22

11 Jul 2011 14:41

11 Jul 2011 14:39

06 Jul 2011 14:00
LadySharon


giving your page some color.
05 Jul 2011 19:20
scooter
The work stops here, right at my desk Huh Dirty? LOL
05 Jul 2011 12:15
04 Jul 2011 06:45
latinfoxy
Dont you think she looks like Terry would looked like?



Hope it does great over at Historiaslush!!!
01 Jul 2011 13:45

29 Jun 2011 21:08

29 Jun 2011 20:28
hamilton1
hi alan ,thank you very much for the add. steve
28 Jun 2011 22:39
foxylady34
thanks for accepting Alan, love your work xx
28 Jun 2011 10:21

23 Jun 2011 21:20
scooter
Hey Al,, you mind if I have a tug on the blonde there!
22 Jun 2011 07:36
LadySharon
There's a sequel in the works now
20 Jun 2011 05:35

19 Jun 2011 19:43

AngelHeart01
A night to remember ... It would be hard to forget indeed


17 Jun 2011 14:20

AngelHeart01


Congratulations!





Carnival After Hours
16 Jun 2011 19:40
latinfoxy
Yeihh!!! hope it goes great!! i had a lot of fun translating it... let me know wich one you want to translate next! kisses

16 Jun 2011 19:12

16 Jun 2011 09:37
scooter
You go Al,, I 'll be your cheerleader, but remember my name,after,,,,your famous,,,,willyou!



Ifukinlovya brother



Scooter....
14 Jun 2011 18:47

sprite


giggles
11 Jun 2011 08:54
Callisto
Thank you for the comment on my pic..
08 Jun 2011 20:14
latinfoxy
Hi Al! thanks for check up on me havent forgot you just being busy!!
06 Jun 2011 21:05

sprite
tell your step sister to friend me - something tells me that we'll have a LOT to talk about evil grin
06 Jun 2011 09:56
magnificent1rascal
Maybe I should just resize the Moderator Kitteh and send that as a generic removal notice. Think people would appreciate it? Nah, I didn't think so either...but still, it's tempting. (Congrats on the sale of Sexual Healing, btw. )
02 Jun 2011 12:38
Fugly


Just goes to show that paper bags and alcohol don't mix but I'll still keep you for a friend LOL
02 Jun 2011 07:19

CuriousButterfly
How about a Butterfly Martini?...I'm sure it you will find it as a tasty as a "Dirty Martini"

01 Jun 2011 22:15
TracyAmes
Congrats on your fifth story!

01 Jun 2011 11:14
Bunny12
Hey Alan thanks for stopping by I haven't been around as much either. 200 huh didn't even realize lol
27 May 2011 04:12
24 May 2011 03:08
scooter
Try drinking Milk, with alcohol once
23 May 2011 22:27
scooter
If I had a hammer,,,,,,,,, I'd hammer in the mornin,, build that Ark Dirty, just don't wake up the neighborhood
19 May 2011 22:15
scooter
I do
18 May 2011 17:28

sprite


no reason, just felt you needed a little eye candy here - besides your avi, i mean, which is lovely eye candy in itself
13 May 2011 11:38
scooter
Yeah, way to go Al,, you keep this up, and your gonna be somebody one a these days
13 May 2011 09:12
latinfoxy
Of course is just editing, your story is yours no matter in what language it is or have you ever seen an odissey that says the translaters name instead of Homer??

You are the writter im just the girl that knows two languages lol BTW havent even started with the third one
11 May 2011 18:13
MorganHawke
"...is translating a form of ghost writing? Or, is it extreme editing?"

It's considered Extreme Editing. -- Ghostwriting is when you take someone's notes and craft a story that READS like someone else's writing. Authors that can't finish their novels are assigned ghost writers, and people writing under "House Names" for certain publishing houses are ghost writers.
11 May 2011 10:07

sprite


back atcha giggles
11 May 2011 09:28
scooter
If you can't read them,, how could you of written them?
10 May 2011 21:31
TracyAmes
Glad you enjoyed "Marked", Al. And thank you soooo much for the comment. Honestly, I was worried about the graffiti line. BTW, congrats on your sell. You deserve it!

10 May 2011 19:38

ShyVixen
Your status made me laugh! Thank you for the smile!!
02 May 2011 19:29

online
equsam64
Thanks for the Birthday wishes.
02 May 2011 04:12
latinfoxy
wooohooo!! Congrats!!! i was starting to worry i had done a horrible job translating your story!! i had fun putting it in spanish and its a great story so im glad its doing good at historias Lush. One more time you are welcome LOL Let me know if you want to translate any other stories xoxox
01 May 2011 07:32

28 Apr 2011 07:13

24 Apr 2011 12:14

Catnip
Happy Easter!
24 Apr 2011 10:50
24 Apr 2011 08:33

24 Apr 2011 08:23
24 Apr 2011 07:33
cokeheadbarbie
You are funny! Thx for being my friend
23 Apr 2011 09:52

sprite
What WILL be your last story then? i like to know in advance so i can savor it giggles congratz and happy anniversary
21 Apr 2011 21:18

20 Apr 2011 20:45

sprite
it's ok - someone stole my "hugs" sign-off a few weeks back... i am now thinking of copywriting "huggz".
17 Apr 2011 19:54
scooter
Kudos on selling your third story Al. Make sure and remember me when your rich an famous
17 Apr 2011 12:33

sprite
the only thing i sleep in these days... giggles


14 Apr 2011 11:05
Mistress_of_words
Hey, thanks for the dragon To answer your question - story mod. Maybe I'll get the chance to break out the ban hammer at some point.

13 Apr 2011 11:20
scooter
Thanks for that Cab Callaway vid Al, pretty awesome. Hows that monk thing workin out for ya?
04 Apr 2011 04:46

sprite
ok, put me on your list, baby - you know i dream about being one of your ho's dreamy sigh
03 Apr 2011 16:42

sprite
i guess i could have sex with you... not like i have anything better to do.
03 Apr 2011 15:56

ShyVixen
I like Monks they make great cheese!!
02 Apr 2011 19:52
CallMeMissD
In my mouth there is always room for more. I'm greedy and not satisfied until I'm passed out and sore thanks for the comment. I have more pics on collarme.com under mistresskenjii (new!)
01 Apr 2011 06:46

Catnip
Thanks for the add.
31 Mar 2011 15:44

30 Mar 2011 20:23
scooter
No, Al... I'm not a purveyor of porn,,yet. Plus I'm just learning how to use a computer. I hope they don't send that kind of notice out to novice's
27 Mar 2011 17:28

26 Mar 2011 19:26

23 Mar 2011 22:19

23 Mar 2011 22:18

23 Mar 2011 22:17

20 Mar 2011 00:56

sprite


thought you might need a couple of these hugs
18 Mar 2011 13:09
MorganHawke


Happy Saint Patrick's Day!
17 Mar 2011 11:19
cherryrebel
hope you had a good birthday hun. Hopefully get to know you soon! Love Cherry xxx
17 Mar 2011 09:13

Hope you had an excellent bday. Remember- Viagra is not to be taken hourly. I'm going to go buy some hip replacement parts- all that thrusting wear 'em out quick.
17 Mar 2011 06:19
Mistress_of_words
Hey, thanks for the birthday message Sorry I missed yours yesterday, I'm obviously not as on the ball as you! Hope you had a good one. Take care xxx
17 Mar 2011 04:34
SirSpanksAlot80
Happy Birthday Alan hope you had a SEXY one
16 Mar 2011 23:56
manofdesire
Happy birthday to you. and wishing you many many more.
16 Mar 2011 22:14
redhotmommacita
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Alan!!!!.....Heres a big slobbery kiss and hug for you on your Birthday Love your friend, Mary
16 Mar 2011 18:57

ShyVixen
Happy birthday to a great guy that keeps lush exciting and me laughing!! Enjoy!!
16 Mar 2011 18:28

TopThis
Happy Birthday!
16 Mar 2011 13:25

CuriousButterfly
Thank you for commenting on my poem

12 Mar 2011 05:28

11 Mar 2011 18:49

11 Mar 2011 18:46

CuriousButterfly
Thank you for the bday wishes - cheers
11 Mar 2011 17:07

ShyVixen
Enjoy your forum posts! Thanks for the add!
10 Mar 2011 10:13

10 Mar 2011 09:00

08 Mar 2011 18:41

TopThis
|Ha ha! Alvin and the Chipmunks? Its amazing at how your request was denied. Ha!
08 Mar 2011 12:49

Lisa
Thanks for my birthday wishes, Alan!
08 Mar 2011 01:55

Dancing_Doll
I thought you might like this one...

03 Mar 2011 06:44
magnificent1rascal
I just saw the Easy Bake Oven on my profile. Very clever...I especially like the wine suggestions remark. (snickering)
28 Feb 2011 18:34
Trainman2k
This ine's for you, my friend!!!
26 Feb 2011 08:32
lafayettemister
Much thanks my friend. Much thanks for the add!
17 Feb 2011 10:41

14 Feb 2011 22:21
14 Feb 2011 10:57
14 Feb 2011 09:24

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