About Dirty_D

Formerly known as naughtynurse

Yes, I am a real nurse. No, I am not interested in giving you a sponge bath. My turn-ons are good grammar, good taste, and pleasant company. My turn offs include rude, obnoxious propositions to chat by people I don't know.

I'm rarely here anymore as I am living my life, but you can follow me on instagram: https://instagram.com/fresh_lemon_tart/

My Collabaration with Delphi, winner of the Outstanding Series Award: Settle for Nothing (http://www.lushstories.com/stories/lesbian/settle-for-nothing-part-1.aspx)

Collaboration with Poppet: http://www.lushstories.com/stories/cuckold/crimson-skies.aspx

Dianna Prince
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Soaking up the sun, Florida, United States
Reading, reading, and reading! My Kindle is loaded with 1000 books, and I have 4000 more saved!

Audio Stories
Favorite Books:
By volume currently is nursing texts...but I fancy reading anything I can get my hands on. My favorites, in no particular order, are Fiction, Non Fiction, References, and cereal boxes.
Favorite Authors:
Again, in no particular order: Stephen King, Terry Pratchett, Anne Rice, Ken Follett, Douglas Adams, Terry Goodkind, Dick Francis, Robin Hobb, George RR Martin, Tom Clancy, Edgar Allen Poe...
Favorite Movies:
I rarely watch tv or movies, but enjoy action and comedy
Favorite Music:
a little of everything, my mp3 has everything from Albannach to Rob Zombie, prefer heavy to alternative rock, country, classical, 80's pop, some modern pop. Just ask. If I don't know it Ill be interested to hear it.
Date Joined:
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Topic: That smell!
Posted: 12 Nov 2015 09:35

So an update, the vinegar trick really helps. But I have to be vigilant about getting my gloves out of the car- those things reek!!

Topic: Happy Birthday, Delphi!
Posted: 15 Oct 2015 08:18


Happy(belated) birthday to my very very very favorite girl!!!!

Topic: Hot babes on Viagra Ads
Posted: 15 Oct 2015 08:11

A word of warning to those who use the drug recreationally: priapism is no joke. I've seen full grown men holding their dicks bawling, and that's before we brought out the 14 gauge needle that gets stuck in the shaft at a 90 degree angle.

Topic: What are you listening to right now?
Posted: 15 Oct 2015 07:19


Topic: Word for the day
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Topic: Who should be the next US president?
Posted: 21 Sep 2015 07:09

I think desperation is what's driving Hillary. I'm not making excuses, because I don't have much confidence in her as a president. However, I do believe that she started out with the best intentions.

Most campaigns start long before 'election season', and I think between her drive to set herself apart from Bill and to be taken seriously as a woman (an older one at that), a lot of her values got lost along the way and proving herself became her main priority instead of, you know, the country. It's a pity, because she really could have been a force to be reckoned with.

Pretty accurate description, and in the previous election I was seriously considering her. I still think she is a hard working woman who started this for the right reasons. I just think along the way she's lost her inner compass.

Topic: Who should be the next US president?
Posted: 21 Sep 2015 07:06

ALL career politicians are vote whores and are sold out to the same special interest groups . Add to that the history that she and her wonderful cigar dipping, draft dodger have with crooked land deals, dead partners, other dead people and "lost" emails... I figured slut bag was the NICE way to say it.

Like I said before vote for Trump, he isn't sold out to the same old people all of the others are... tell him to ask Peggy Hubbard from Ferguson to be his running mate. Hell who knows further along she might be our first black female President One thing I DO KNOW is at least we'd have a MUCH BETTER chance of her being honest than Swillary or any of the rest of them.

I would agree with vote whore, although that is exactly the same as everyone else running. But slut bag is the last thing I would think you could call her, and no, in no world is slut bag a nice way to put anything. She and her husband have been around politics for awhile, and like all career politicians have skeletons in their closet. no different on either side of the aisle. The difference is the have had the national spotlight on them for longer.

If you think Trump hasn't sold his soul ages and ages ago you have done a fantastic ostrich routine.

Topic: Who should be the next US president?
Posted: 20 Sep 2015 22:00

Not sure who I like, I just know who I don't like.

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Stories Published By Dirty_D
Recommended Read Syncopation, Part 1

Dust particles floated in the sunbeam that cascaded through the small window. “Terry’s Cleaning” stretched with the dark blue shirt as the wearer stooped and shifted boxes that had sat undisturbed for decades, transferring them down small stairs that protested under the use. At the bottom of the stairs, a dark haired girl opened them. Some of the dusty boxes went to a large room to...

Added 20 Jul 2014 | Category Love Stories | Votes 30 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,829 | 32 Comments

Recommended Read Syncopation, The Finale

Pink light pushed against the white cafè curtains of the frame farmhouse. Through the windows, the dark-haired girl was visible as she entered the little kitchen. A modern, sleek coffee maker, out of time with the rest of the appliances, stood on the counter beside the ancient stove. Coffee grounds were scoped from a plastic bin and poured into the white crinkled filter. Trickle of coffee...

Added 26 Jul 2014 | Category Love Stories | Votes 22 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,776 | 22 Comments

Editor's Pick Sandcastles

Golden sun covered the turquoise sea, white waves brushing the sand heading out from the line where she knelt, scooping great pits there just below where the fluffy white stuff I was sat upon merged with the firm apron of beige. Oblivious to those around her, she worked at her play, building with her chosen medium. I watched her from the lazy comfort of our sheet, spread upon the heated...

Added 25 Jun 2014 | Category Supernatural | Votes 37 | Avg Score 5 | Views 16,701 | 38 Comments

Recommended Read Under Pressure

“Suck my dick,” he answered me, voice unsteady, tenor tones punctuated by a quick inhalation. Hands pressed into his chest, I tipped forward till the ends of my hair brushed against his face, ignoring his request even though I had just asked him what he wanted. I smeared my dripping pussy on him. “Oh?” my voice soft and teasing, “do you want me to kneel between your legs?” His cock between...

Added 22 Jun 2014 | Category Hardcore | Votes 47 | Avg Score 5 | Views 31,537 | 45 Comments

Audio Story Showertime

The sun was just peaking through the over cast sky, pushing its way in through the curtains and across my sleep crusted eyes. I blinked and stretched up, arching my back as the soft cotton sheet slipped down. It felt luxurious and I reveled in the rare opportunity to sleep in with no obligation, school, or extracurricular activity to take my time. Rolling over, my legs rubbed against each...

Added 23 Dec 2012 | Category Taboo | Votes 73 | Avg Score 4.78 | Views 38,501 | 53 Comments

Recommended Read Something Borrowed

Ragged skin hung at the edge of her right thumbnail where she chewed it off with imperfect teeth, only to pick at it again. The clock hands revealed that ten minutes remained ‘til the hour, past the point where she could logistically back out. Even if she opened the hotel door and eased out into the hall, the odds were she would only just run into him. She couldn't hide and just not answer...

Added 19 Dec 2013 | Category Cheating | Votes 56 | Avg Score 4.87 | Views 37,842 | 42 Comments

Recommended Read Flat Out

The leaves overhead hung low enough to make Shaun duck. Logic told him that it made no difference as he was seated on the tattered cloth of the Thunderbird, but he did it anyway. The big car rumbled up the deserted road, twin yellow lights stabbing into the pressing darkness as he headed for home as he always did after his evening shift. He sighed and rolled his shoulders; tried to move...

Added 28 May 2014 | Category Gay Male | Votes 58 | Avg Score 4.98 | Views 13,762 | 50 Comments

Editor's Pick Dinner Date

A bowl sits on my counter, tomatoes bright against the chopped greens through the clear glass. A pair of ruby red and white steaks lay on the sideboard, black and white speckles of salt and pepper dotting their surface, the beads of moisture on top revealing just how long they have waited. Staring at the clock, I blink back the dew that builds and threatens to spill over. “He’s always a...

Added 21 Jul 2013 | Category Oral Sex | Votes 72 | Avg Score 4.88 | Views 23,722 | 47 Comments

Audio Story Recommended Read Still

You lay curled up behind me, warm breath fluttering past my cheek with each snore. Your arm grazes my hip and from time to time you move your legs against mine. It is the cuddle I crave, and it fills a need inside. Yet, it leaves me empty. I watch the TV that blares a random show; something dramatic, depicting characters that I don’t know, and don’t care about. Your breathing is rhythmic...

Added 27 Jul 2011 | Category Masturbation | Votes 39 | Avg Score 4.86 | Views 14,844 | 34 Comments

Recommended Read Icarus

Bright speck, cast against the backdrop of blue. Ascending, unconcerned of the drop that would drench all. Escaped from the cankers of life, Suspended, An updraft of support. Wax pain, and tears  Bereft of wings. Connection in wane, where we once as one stood. Bleating against the span, Your back faced to me. Indifferent now,  Shadows cast where all was sunshine. Fists beat...

Added 04 Jun 2014 | Category Love Poems | Votes 25 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,205 | 21 Comments

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Guilty Pleasure
Guilty Pleasure

Patty Jo takes a stranger for a ride and discovers her dirty desires cannot be...

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Posted: 31 Oct 2015 10:55

Have a sexy fun-filled Halloween ~ Lilly

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Welcome back! I feel like kicking my heels!

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Happy Birthday from the Lush team.

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Posted: 20 May 2015 09:31
Could you have FOUND an uglier picture? lmao. Trust me, yew ain't gonna wanna go goggling "Ugly wimmin". It ain't worth it. but looky here wut I founded. Can't stop laughin'.

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To my fellow horsewoman. We need this shirt!

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