I've been here for a few years now and never expected to come to a sex stories site and make such wonderful friends. There isn't a day that goes by that I don't log off with a smile on my face, or a sore gut from laughing so much. Lush has been a great community to allow me to try my hand at writing, which I hope to do more of. For those wondering about pictures, I have a sales force and anonymity is a must.I'm very fortunate to have two dogs that bring me to tears daily, with their silly antics and stinky farts.
Oh relax. It's not like I am making fun of your love for Michael Bublé again. Just saying, it's weavindreams... you can do better than making fun of his typing. Yup
Of the many things you can make fun of weavindreams for you chose to focus on a typo... I mean come on, you say you're a wise ass but I have yet to see any evidence of this. This is just a straight up tard fight. It was only a matter of time before you'd chime in. Hope all is well Jack.
any further comments you feel your NEED to make I will feel a need to IGNORE! How did that work for you? I am not grandstanding at all. More like having a debate and asking you about your posts which you haven't addressed. That's all.
Well Deputy Fife, it means that you've proven me right... about your weird NEED to self promote at my expense, to the extent that you've gone WAAYY OT to attack me personally. https://upload.lushstories.com/1761182642-zEhqlPfk.jpg So that makes you Gomer Pyle then?
Were it not for #5 that you've gone from that to even criticizing the manner in which I post... which is TOALLY IRRLEVANT Nah, as I know better I'd still be sure... May I ask what toally irrlevant means?
Interesting theory... listen to Hal Holbrooke doing his imitation of Samuel Clemens some time... Listen to Bob Dylan, the times they are a changin'
No they haven't but as I'm, tired of dealing with your strange need to take something minor, twist it turn it around Weavin, I'm going to come back to this because there are some less experienced lovers out there. You have given advice to say that a movement like a trumpet trill makes women go wild, but yet that like zerberting her pussy which we both know won't work. I do have a hard time with you saying that I am twisting what you are saying when I have quoted you directly from what you have said in this thread. I would hate to see someone take your advice and try to "trill a pussy" and be laughed at let alone be kicked out of bed. So that is why I have been questioning your posts and yet you think it's a personal attack.
Because IF you accentuate, that words in caps... it SOUNDS just as it would IF I were speaking to you. Oh but I forgot, it takes a Navajo Code Talker to understand that... Or William ShatnerNo one TALKS like THAT in real life. SO maybe WE find it INTERESTING.
Why do you use the shift key? It's very distracting. Just asking.. I WOULD like to THANK-you VERY much for SAYING that
Your avatar goes down in the anals of lush history as the most unintentionally funny on the site. 😜💩💩💩
The Night That Changed My Life- Chapter 4a - What have I done? As we leave the hotel and get into our cars, the guilt of what I had done hits me like a ton of bricks. Vivid thoughts of my wife, and good times we have spent together over the last 10 years race through my mind. I even scream to myself in my car 'Y ou fucking idiot! What have I just done ?" But there is a feeling that I...
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The night that changed my life chapter 3 “The hotel room” As I enter the door I hear soft music playing and met with the dancing flames of candles adorning the room. Shaking like a leaf, I honestly don’t know if I have ever been this nervous. I breathe a sigh of relief finding out that it is just the two of us in the here. Walking by the bathroom and notice a bubble bath has been drawn...
Added 03 Feb 2011 | Category Cheating
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The night that changed my life chapter two, “The move”. I was still dumbfounded at the fact I was being promoted, yes I worked hard but I was almost in exile in my city. I was left to my own devices and really under the radar. Here I am now getting the offer to move across the country, get a huge raise and a high ranking position. With all of my thoughts running through my head they snapped...
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The sexual tension has been building for years however I just was too shy to act on it. She was a thing of beauty beautiful blonde hair just past her shoulders, standing about 5 foot 3 with a trim body and 36 C breasts. Oh, those breasts. I have been lusting for her for over eight years now; however, we lived on opposite sides of the country. She worked at the head office while I was...
Added 29 Nov 2010 | Category Cheating
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