Forum posts made by dudealicious

Topic Happy Birthday - Sweet_As_Candy
Posted 19 Nov 2016 06:31

Wishing you a most fabulous birthday!

Topic Post the title most recent song that you listened to
Posted 29 Oct 2016 06:28

You may be right - Billy Joel (live last night)

Topic Challenge - Ruin a First Date in 4 Words
Posted 14 Oct 2016 12:25

I shit my pants

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 14 Oct 2016 08:01

https://images.lushstories.com/4ea7bb6e9637310de08d83f3/001635985000036209410.gif

Topic How to make a lady orgasm while licking her...please share your thoughts here.
Posted 09 Aug 2016 19:20



Oh relax. It's not like I am making fun of your love for Michael Bublé again. Just saying, it's weavindreams... you can do better than making fun of his typing.

Yup

Topic How to make a lady orgasm while licking her...please share your thoughts here.
Posted 09 Aug 2016 18:09



Of the many things you can make fun of weavindreams for you chose to focus on a typo... I mean come on, you say you're a wise ass but I have yet to see any evidence of this.

This is just a straight up tard fight.

It was only a matter of time before you'd chime in.

Hope all is well Jack.

Topic How to make a lady orgasm while licking her...please share your thoughts here.
Posted 09 Aug 2016 17:02



any further comments you feel your NEED to make I will feel a need to IGNORE!

How did that work for you?

I am not grandstanding at all. More like having a debate and asking you about your posts which you haven't addressed.

That's all.

Topic How to make a lady orgasm while licking her...please share your thoughts here.
Posted 09 Aug 2016 10:20




Well Deputy Fife, it means that you've proven me right... about your weird NEED to self promote at my expense, to the extent that you've gone WAAYY OT to attack me personally.

https://upload.lushstories.com/1761182642-zEhqlPfk.jpg

So that makes you Gomer Pyle then?

Topic How to make a lady orgasm while licking her...please share your thoughts here.
Posted 09 Aug 2016 03:19



Were it not for

#5 that you've gone from that to even criticizing the manner in which I post... which is TOALLY IRRLEVANT

Nah, as I know better I'd still be sure...

May I ask what toally irrlevant means?

Topic How to make a lady orgasm while licking her...please share your thoughts here.
Posted 08 Aug 2016 19:02

Interesting theory... listen to Hal Holbrooke doing his imitation of Samuel Clemens some time...

Listen to Bob Dylan, the times they are a changin'

Topic How to make a lady orgasm while licking her...please share your thoughts here.
Posted 08 Aug 2016 19:01



No they haven't but as I'm, tired of dealing with your strange need to take something minor, twist it turn it around

Weavin, I'm going to come back to this because there are some less experienced lovers out there. You have given advice to say that a movement like a trumpet trill makes women go wild, but yet that like zerberting her pussy which we both know won't work.

I do have a hard time with you saying that I am twisting what you are saying when I have quoted you directly from what you have said in this thread. I would hate to see someone take your advice and try to "trill a pussy" and be laughed at let alone be kicked out of bed.

So that is why I have been questioning your posts and yet you think it's a personal attack.

Topic How to make a lady orgasm while licking her...please share your thoughts here.
Posted 08 Aug 2016 18:52



Because IF you accentuate, that words in caps... it SOUNDS just as it would IF I were speaking to you. Oh but I forgot, it takes a Navajo Code Talker to understand that...

Or William Shatner

No one TALKS like THAT in real life. SO maybe WE find it INTERESTING.

Topic How to make a lady orgasm while licking her...please share your thoughts here.
Posted 08 Aug 2016 17:48



Why do you use the shift key? It's very distracting. Just asking..

I WOULD like to THANK-you VERY much for SAYING that

Topic Anals
Posted 08 Aug 2016 16:47



Your avatar goes down in the anals of lush history as the most unintentionally funny on the site.

😜💩💩💩

Topic Anals
Posted 08 Aug 2016 16:36

This is a very wild question and thread title. You should be ashamed of yourself, Mr. Wilson.

Maybe some of the sexual partners had two anus's, therefore creating the need to pluralize?

Topic How to make a lady orgasm while licking her...please share your thoughts here.
Posted 08 Aug 2016 16:33



It's called.. THE SHIFT KEY and? Does the very same thing.

OK I get what YOU are SAYING.

Why does this remind me of William Shatner?

https://images.lushstories.com/4ea7bb6e9637310de08d83f3/image636062959580152801.jpeg

Topic How to make a lady orgasm while licking her...please share your thoughts here.
Posted 08 Aug 2016 12:06

(Oh and btw FYI, caps LOCK would involve EITHER the entire comment OR at the very LEAST an entire sentence.)

Weavin, sorry to let you know that is again untrue.

The Caps Lock key is a computer keyboard toggle key that enables or disables all the letters from being typed in uppercase. When the Caps Lock key is enabled, the keyboard types "LIKE THIS" and when it is disabled, the keyboard types "like this."

Topic What part of a girl you look at first when you see her? What turns you on about girls?
Posted 08 Aug 2016 09:13



If they haven't got shit all over them, that's usually good enough for me.

https://images.lushstories.com/4ea7bb6e9637310de08d83f3/01635411360006309824.gif

Topic What part of a girl you look at first when you see her? What turns you on about girls?
Posted 08 Aug 2016 06:13

I usually look to the nails and cuticles, gives a very good idea of personal hygiene and how she takes care of herself. evil4

Topic How to make a lady orgasm while licking her...please share your thoughts here.
Posted 08 Aug 2016 06:10



You're impressing me alright ... NO it's NOT "untrue" as I've made MORE than clear we're NOT TALKING ABOUT playing a concert on a musical instrument and therefor NEEDING to have the expertise

I would disagree based on the statement you have made previously in this thread:
I give her a tongue trill on her clit hood like a trumpet player does on his mouth piece!


But then, you say it's not like playing a trumpet at all seeing as you suck versus blow into a mouthpiece

Pretty easy really if you've drawn them into your mouth and been applying a little suction as you lick her lil goodies

So I guess all I am saying is your statements have contradicted each other, making them untrue. Oh and by the way, I like the move you use here in the forums with the caps lock thing. It's pretty neat. thumbright

Topic How to make a lady orgasm while licking her...please share your thoughts here.
Posted 06 Aug 2016 14:30

Thank you for your thoughtful reply



Yours is as intelligent as mine.

Topic How to make a lady orgasm while licking her...please share your thoughts here.
Posted 06 Aug 2016 05:27

It seems to over simplify what it takes to please women orally.
I never ask a women in the past what they like, I know what most women like and follow their Que.
All women are different in what they want like many men are, but they all tend to have some common ground.

Once you have mastered oral with a women you tend to intuitively know what to do based on sound and movement.
Not all instruments play the same, but you can always start and tune them as you go along.




Ok

Topic How to make a lady orgasm while licking her...please share your thoughts here.
Posted 04 Aug 2016 07:01




Good Christ.. we're talking about stimulating a female... NOT trying to produced a specific tone and effect on an instrument. Tell me, do you ride anything else as well as you have been my ass over something inconsequential?

But then doesn't that contradict everything you've said? Guess it's hard to accept your advice when it's entirely untrue, that's all.

Topic How to make a lady orgasm while licking her...please share your thoughts here.
Posted 02 Aug 2016 12:03



Not that tough on inner lips and the clit hood. Pretty easy really if you've drawn them into your mouth and been applying a little suction as you lick her lil goodies.

Hmmm that's strange, every trumpet I have played requires you to blow, not suck.

Guess you play very different instruments then!

Topic How to make a lady orgasm while licking her...please share your thoughts here.
Posted 25 Jul 2016 18:36



As I said before, to date each one I've done it too (there have been SEVERAL) have found that it sent the level of their orgasm ZOOMING upwards! dontknow All I can say is what the women involved told me.

So how many years have have you played trumpet? A trill is a relatively hard manoeuvre to accomplish

Topic How to make a lady orgasm while licking her...please share your thoughts here.
Posted 25 Jul 2016 14:57

I give her a tongue trill on her clit hood like a trumpet player does on his mouth piece!


So you zerbert her? How does she react to that?

Topic rape
Posted 10 Jul 2016 08:21

reason why I would not report it cause you can not rape the willing

Then wouldn't it be called consensual sex? d'oh!

Topic What are you grateful for today?
Posted 07 Jul 2016 17:33

The nice summer weather ..... And good wine!

Yep wine

Topic Guys, What's The Strangest Sexual Request You've Received ?
Posted 22 Jun 2016 18:44

I was once demanded (mid-sex) to smack and punch the girl I was with. She literally took my belt off and told me to beat her with it until she bled whilst still pumping away. It was really unnerving.

Did she call the police on you?

If it was unnerving why in the heck did you do it?

Topic Happy Birthday Liz!!!
Posted 22 Jun 2016 04:05

Wishing you a very happy birthday Liz!