I am generally a nice person, extremely polite to a fault. I hardly ever open chat requests, your better off poking me if you want to talk. No offense but I've had to start filtering my friend requests a little better. So, if you want me to add you, fill out your profile a little more. It's not hard to choose a selected avi, so please do. I am an avid reader. Writing is my passion, but not a stable job. I am not against talking but please keep in mind, that while my avi is a picture of my ass, that doesn't mean I am just a piece of ass either.The stories on lush I enjoy reading are straight sex, first time, taboo, light BDSM and some reluctance. Please do NOT try to talk to me about anything incestual... I will not call you daddy, ect. ICK, ICK, ICK. Its not my cup of tea and I'd appreciate not having an upset stomach.I spend most of my time on tumblr, so if you poke me and I don't respond right away that's why. Here's the link http://forbiddeneden.tumblr.com/ And ladies please don't get excited I may appreciate the female body but sexy pictures is far as my interest in women goes.
No, & I didn't have anal sex until a year or so ago. Four years after I'd already been having sex. My response before then was "if you want to stick it in someone ass find a yourself guy."(No offense intended to well anyone!) I honestly didn't know it was a fairly common thing. My last b/f was very much an ass man and while I like anal occasionally I'm no porn star, it definitely takes some streaching out first. (That's what anal beads & butt plugs are for though!)
Someone give me a hint, plz just a little one!!! I'm lucky if I have one from sex. I've never had one from oral and without a toy I can't squirt. I have a hard time shutting my brain off. A squeeky bed is enough to keep me from cumming.
Nope, I was raised an only child so I never learned to share.
Nope, waste of time. I was in a long distance relationship for 6 months after I moved out to Vegas. It was stupid. But, it also depends on the relationship too. Like miltary wives, thats a totally different story. My friend's huband has been gone for I think almost a year but they had been married for a while before he joined. So, I guess it depends on the situation and the relationship. (But keep in mind you can't spell happiness without penis!)
Sounds like a lot of drama & while you think she might be worth it, honestly if she wanted to be with you she probably would. Or you'd at least know. Here's the worst part, in most male-female friendships one person has feelings for the other and usually its not reciprocated, that's why they don't work. Good luck hope everything works out.
No thanks, that's judging a book by its cover and trust me, not a good idea.
I know im not a 'gal' but you should try the scissoring scene out of Pirates Lol I guess since I'm not into the girl on girl thing it didn't turn me on but it sure made me laugh. Just bought Teachers the other day almost bought Babysitters 2... just for the record I hardly ever watch porn I don't even like Jesse Jane I think she's a frankenbeauty but everyone raves about the Digital Playground movies.
I'd bring money and buy as much stock in GE as possible. ;) (edit to original posting: alright then gold instead of money)
The Quiznos commercial with the rat looking things. The Budwiser frogs and the taco bell chihuahua.
It would only be weird to me if she made a point of saying "hey this is from my ex." I would be "oh okay cool you're telling me why?" That would be rude and very inappropriate. Chances are high that I'm not paying much attention to her jewelry. Unless it's gaudy. And if it's a first date, I doubt there'll be a second one, unless she also gives excellent head.I can overlook jewelry faux pas, if she's great in the sack. With expectations that high on a first date, you wouldn't be getting a second. I've never done more than kiss on a first date, nor will I. Even if it was someone I REALLY liked. That's the kind of girl you fuck not date. Come on what female would just let a Tiffany's necklace sit in her jewelry box and collect dust. Who cares where it came from. It's not like its a ring or something that said John and Jane(as in Doe) forever blah blah blah.
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