Forum posts made by giesabrekk

Topic Word association game
Posted 08 Jul 2012 07:09

Wine

Topic Drop letter, add letter ..
Posted 08 Jul 2012 07:04

pines

Topic Keep them related!
Posted 08 Jul 2012 06:51

Mia Farrow

Topic Not folding your skirt under yourself when sitting down...
Posted 07 Jul 2012 09:46

Being a Scotsman, I always tuck my kilt under me and flatten the pleats or they get 'sat' out of shape.

You didn't expect a man of here, did you? icon_biggrin

Topic How long can you guys bang a girl for?
Posted 24 Jun 2012 12:04

Four hours! Eh?

My dick would fall off crybaby

An erotic afternoon, evening, or night, can last a couple of hours where we can fuck 2, 3 or 4 times, and I've always found that's well enough for both.

Topic Keep them related!
Posted 24 Jun 2012 08:44

Andy Williams

Topic Last one to post is the sexiest
Posted 17 Jun 2012 10:40

Can I post for someone else? Think

Topic Do you have a Dirty Mind?
Posted 17 Jun 2012 10:31

Yip!

Dregs of humanityevil4


hello1 hello1 hello1 You're mind is so filthy... you should should be washing every part of you out with soap.
If your thoughts can go dirty, they do. Almost everything is NC-17 to you! hello1 hello1 hello1

Thank fuck for that occasion5



Topic What's your favourite joke?
Posted 16 Jun 2012 08:27

A guy with a gun enters a bar.

"Who the fuck had sex with my wife?" he snarled.

A voice was heard in the background, "You don't have enough bullets, mate!"



I fucking hate double standards! Some bird gets a rampant rabbit and it's seen as 'a bit of naughty fun'. But when I ordered my 240 volt Fistmaster 5000 latex revolving pussy with elasticated anus, imitation shit dribble with breast nipple discharge and semen collection tray with built in realistic rape cry sound system, I'm known as some kind of sick pervert.



My mate said, "What's the news today then?"

"Scattered showers."

"I meant the news, not the weather."

"So did I. The Bathroom Fittings warehouse blew up."



Last night I was talking to a beautiful young lady.

She asked me whether I liked breasts or legs.

I said I liked a nice shaved pussy ...

Apparently I'm not welcome at KFC any more

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Topic Drop letter, add letter ..
Posted 14 Jun 2012 22:18

Steps - spots

Topic what percent do you think must be fake here?
Posted 14 Jun 2012 12:29

People fantasise to make themselves sound more interesting. Dancing Doll hit the nail full on the head a few times in her post, humorously too I must add.

Fakes are going to be in the minority, albeit a very large minority, on sites like this as it's just basic human nature to be someone who stands out. That 15 minute fame thing carries on in just about every forum/chatroom on the internet, specially where erotic content is involved.Liar

I prefer to tell the truth on sites as I'd spend all day trying find old posts to back up a blatant fantasy which I had built up around myself. It's not worth the bother.

By the way, can anyone point me in the general direction of one of those nympho fucksluts with unrealistic (daily) sexual adventures? I'd love to 'interview' one of them Lwinking

Topic How many nationalities have you fucked? Which was your favourite?
Posted 14 Jun 2012 11:08

Scottish, English, German, Danish, Norwegian, Canadian, American, Australian, New Zealander, Italian, Spanish, Russian, Polish, Czech, Austrian, Swiss.

I was a tour manager in the music business ;-)

Topic What Happened in the Year You Were Born?
Posted 14 Jun 2012 10:49

Homo sapiens walking on 'hind legs'

Dates were organised by smacking club on head

Fire nearly invented

Wheel nearly invented

Inventing nearly invented

Mammoth racing all the rage

Topic why do people here expect you to talk about sex all the time
Posted 14 Jun 2012 10:33

Always talk about sex? ... Fuck no!Lwinking

Topic GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
Posted 14 Jun 2012 10:23



I couldn't agree more. I sure wish Canada would cut ties with this lot. Burns me up to see her pic on our currency......I'd rather a beaver and a Canada goose on it.

Feckin hope you don't mean The Queens beaver. ;-)

Topic how many people from uk
Posted 14 Jun 2012 10:18

I'm originally from The Highlands (Scotland) but have lived in Germany (Hamburg) for years.

Topic Just wondering - can relationships begun through Lush last?
Posted 13 Jun 2012 17:32

Relationships can last if the people want them to. It doesn't matter where they start.

Topic why do men always want to stick their cock in someone's ass?
Posted 13 Jun 2012 17:15

I'm not a fan, but I respect people doing it. It's just not my cup of tea.

Topic What's your favourite joke?
Posted 11 Jun 2012 16:48

I saw my first porno film this evening ... I looked so much younger then.

Topic Drop letter, add letter ..
Posted 11 Jun 2012 16:23

loses - poses

Topic Alphabet Songs (A-Z)
Posted 10 Jun 2012 16:24

Question - The Moody Blues

Topic I have never
Posted 10 Jun 2012 16:04

... been in a movie.

Topic Say an interesting fact about yourself
Posted 10 Jun 2012 16:03

I go ice climbing.

Topic Agree/disagree
Posted 10 Jun 2012 15:48

Disagree, but with a cup of tea :P

Friends are always there when they need you...

Topic My last orgasm was...
Posted 10 Jun 2012 15:38

Really good

Topic One word
Posted 10 Jun 2012 14:54

deep

Topic Kiss, Fuck or Pass
Posted 10 Jun 2012 14:41

Pass with a friendly smile.

Topic FAIL Thread
Posted 10 Jun 2012 14:26



It's embarrassing that you can spell neither 'embarrassment' nor 'embarrassing' correctly.d'oh!