About Gooblaster

Born in the snowy north, raised on the bald ass prairie. I have some redneck in my blood, not as much as some but like a strong accent it ain't goin' away. I've worked a variety of jobs and my nocturnal activities have also been varied!

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Alberta, Canada
I am a single parent so my interests have taken a backseat to my responsibilities. I enjoy some hockey on the tube or a movie here n there.
Favorite Books:
I don't make the time to read anymore but my home is littered with Macleans, ReadersDigest, Todays Parent, Hockey News, and Outdoor Canada.
Favorite Movies:
Gone Baby Gone, Four Brothers, Torino, Bourne trilogy,
Date Joined:
22 Jan 2011
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Topic: Boyfriend didn't like my poem...
Posted: 17 Aug 2012 16:20

Fuck me I should have looked at the damn date this was posted. what a waste of time. Me too!! Thanksdontknow

Topic: Why do I keep going back talking to some one when you catch they keep lying to you?
Posted: 17 Aug 2012 16:17

Some problems are easily solved. A friend of mine was being harassed by an ex by text message. Delete. Don't read. Delete. That simple. I used to let my ex hastle me. She would use our child as a way to make me talk. As soon as I stopped letting her yank my chain the problem dissapated. The guy is a liar. Stop talking to him. Keep your pie hole shut. That simple. Shut the fuck up. Easy peasy. Good luck!

Topic: question for older women (over 30)
Posted: 17 Aug 2012 16:05

Ummmmmmm. No offense but I can gaurantee you that most women in the 30 plus age group do not want to be refered to as older.

Topic: Knowing the Worst?
Posted: 17 Aug 2012 16:02

I will take living in ignorant bliss! There are none more happy than those who have no idea what is going on around them. Of course total ignorance is required for this to work. As soon as you get a hint of reality the whole utopia thing becomes an unbearable shitstorm.

Topic: Anal insertions, ass play, and stretching. Do you get off on it?
Posted: 17 Aug 2012 15:57

I enjoy a good tongueing and rubbing.

Topic: Sex with a pregnant woman?
Posted: 01 Apr 2011 20:03

i absolutely love it -- can't get enough preggo! women are so hot when they are with child!

Topic: Breasts
Posted: 29 Jan 2011 20:51

Go with your heart. Just don't think it'll make you hotter. It might but probably not.

Topic: An Oral Sex Question to Men
Posted: 29 Jan 2011 13:20

I've had this discusion with women before. The thing girls seem to forget is how beautiful you are. Your face looks so good when
you go down and your curvy body too. When a guy sucks me dry I'm always either watching a video of a girl giving a blow job
or I'm closing my eyes and fantasizing about a woman gobbling me. When a woman gives me head she has my complete and
undivided attention.

Topic: Are all men unsatisfied with the size of their penis?
Posted: 29 Jan 2011 13:00

Nope. When I was young I would've traded a years pay for an inch in length and girth but now that I'm all
growed up I'm comfortable with my package.

Topic: can it be done.... how hard is it?
Posted: 29 Jan 2011 12:54

There is a corelation between the length of time since my last orgasm and how readily I can achieve an unstimulated erection and also how readily
I can keep that one eyed monster at bay! Thank you for taking an interest in my hard cock! lol

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