About HappyEndings


I guess it's time I updated my profile. I'm living the dream in NW Florida and spending way too much time working and not enough playing. In 2016 I want to get back outdoors where I'm happiest and get back to work on that bucket list. Life is too short to be unhappy or bored.

Now if there were only a cure for my permanent horniness. LOL

Patrick NOYB
Relationship Status:
NW Florida, Florida, United States
Local Time:
21 Jun 2018 18:18
Sex, working out, sex, hiking, sex, mountain biking, sex, fishing, sex, hunting, sex, writing, and did I mention sex?
Favorite Books:
Too many to list.
Favorite Authors:
None in particular
Favorite Movies:
Too many to list.
Favourite TV Shows:
Don't watch TV. Don't even have cable or satellite service.
Favorite Music:
Anything but heavy metal.


Date Joined:
07 Dec 2011
Last Visit:
17 Jun 2018 (4 days ago)
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Topic: Texas School Shooting
Posted: 24 May 2018 16:45

I don't choose to argue or say nasty things about other people on this forum or minimize other's feelings or opinions.

I only have one statement....

If guns were outlawed only outlaws would own guns.

Topic: when two alphas have sex..
Posted: 21 May 2018 06:17

I may have an unusual and/or controversial opinion on this but I also find submissive sex partners boring and often lazy. If you want to completely satisfy an alpha (me at least) you must be willing to be aggressive/alphalike at least part of the time.

Being submissive only equates to lazy to me. Gals should step and take control at least part of the time.

As far as having sex with a truly alpha female I'm good with that as long as she is sometimes willing to submit to control by my alpha tendencies every once in awhile.

There is no greater thrill for an alpha to surrender control every once in awhile. I have been there and done that and it was some of the best sex I've ever had. It can be hard to do for a true alpha but the rewards are stupendous.

If some of you take offense at this please be aware that it is only my opinion and I'm not meaning to actually label all submissives as lazy or uninteresting except to me.

Topic: How many women get so excited giving blowjobs that your pussy drips?
Posted: 21 May 2018 06:08

I'm not sure about dripping but I've had several women get very excited and wet when giving me a blow job and they usually want intercourse immediately after I get close... Gotta love women who get enthusiastic when sucking cock! ;)

*** EDIT **** Oops... This is an ask the gals... Sorry about that gals... :(

Topic: Would people be surprised to find out
Posted: 26 Apr 2018 07:41

Five or so people IRL would just nod their heads and laugh if they knew all the things I'm into.

Everyone else IRL would be mortified and shocked beyond belief. It's a shame we can't be more open but our primarily Puritanical culture here in the US rules that out. Here in the bible belt even being gay or bisexual or into BDSM is cause for being branded a freak by many people.

Soooooo.... We turn to Lush. Thankfully there are very few judgemental people here. Happy sigh...

Topic: Deep throat - a learnt skill or natural ability?
Posted: 16 Apr 2018 15:04

It took a while to overcome the gagging. So I would say, for me, it was a learned skill. A non deep throat blow job was more of a natural ability. I also had an orgasm while giving my first blow job when he shot into my mouth. This still happens to this day and like the first time, no other stimulation is needed other than his cock in my mouth and him getting off while I continue the blow job until he is finished.


OMG!!! I've found the perfect woman after all these years of searching... A woman that loves to give blow jobs and who has an orgasm doing it. Only one problem. She lives a long way away from me and is attached but I can fantasize... Right? LOL

I honestly think most women give men a blow job to please them or to get them rock hard previous to intercourse. I also honestly think that a woman that truly enjoys blow jobs would be a turn on to a man that really LOVES sex.

Brandie... You GO girl! ;)


Topic: Undressing women w ur eyes
Posted: 14 Mar 2018 10:01

I don't have to undress women with my eyes... They undress for me all the time just before they get a massage... LOL

Topic: Male orgasm - in videos
Posted: 08 Mar 2018 07:46

I get quite noisy when I cum. Sometimes so much that I get embarrassed... Just can't help myself. LOL

Topic: Anyone know the best way to cook a venison tenderloin?
Posted: 15 Feb 2018 02:50

Tenderloin is aptly named because it is the most tender and prized meat on the deer and is just a bit better than the famed backstrap.

There is a whole world of people out there that will tell you that venison needs to be handled a special way or it won't be good to eat but I'm a lifelong hunter and so are most of my friends and we all just season any venison we eat exactly the same way we season our beef.

If it was processed correctly, and that is usually the part that messes up most venison and gives it a bad reputation, it will have a unique flavor unlike any other meat you've eaten but is pretty close to beef round steak because venison is incredibly LEAN.

The biggest mistake you can make in cooking any venison is to overcook it. If you don't like to eat meat cooked rare or medium rare then you won't like venison unless you add fat by frying it in fat or wrap in bacon or similar fat introduction.

Venison cooked without any added fat is best cooked at about 1/3 to 1/2 the time you would cook the same amount and size and cut of beef. As soon as the red disappears so does any tenderness and it can be like eating shoe leather and you'll probably throw it away and proclaim venison horrible to eat like most people.

So... I usually just add a bit of garlic salt and a tiny touch of Colgin's Liquid Smoke and grill it on medium heat on my gas grill for about 3 minutes on each side and it goes from there right to the table.

Topic: Do you think you're still Bi if you love anal & women?
Posted: 31 Jan 2018 00:44

What if we just like sex and the gender of the partner is inconsequential as long as they're willing and interested? Would that fit the definition of bi?

What if you enjoy giving orgasms to people regardless of their sex. Does that make you bi or just someone that likes to make others feel good and be happy?

What if you're a man and anyone that offers to suck your cock is welcome to if they're disease free and if they didn't fall out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down?

What if you have almost always have sex with people of the opposite sex but when you tried sex with same sex partners you didn't enjoy it. Would that be bi?

I think this labeling is kind of hard to nail down and the level of commitment and how often or how many times you have same gender sex might be a defining factor but frankly all of that is just talk to me and I'd much rather get naked and have fun than sit around talking on the computer or in person about sex or one's sexual orientation.

Oops... I guess I'm doing just that right now... LOL

Topic: What part of a girl you look at first when you see her? What turns you on about girls?
Posted: 18 Jan 2018 10:50

Her face is the first thing I look at, but what turns me on is nice little petite ass and small perky tits

LOL... Precisely what I was going to say... Well Said.....

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