About HappyEndings
Biography

Ok... I'm busted and I admit to it.... I am only here to have wanton sex with women that are shameless and insatiable... So sue me!!! LOL

At least I'm honest about it...

Name:
Patrick NOYB
Sex:
Male 
Sign:
Taurus
Relationship Status:
Slut
Orientation:
Bi-curious
Location:
Florida, United States
Interests:
Sex, working out, sex, hiking, sex, mountain biking, sex, fishing, sex, hunting, sex, writing, and did I mention sex?
Favorite Books:
Too many to list.
Favorite Authors:
None in particular
Favorite Movies:
Too many to list.
Favorite Music:
Anything but heavy metal.
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Date Joined:
07 Dec 2011
Last Visit:
30 Mar 2015
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Latest Forum Posts
Topic: Lush Matching Photo Game:
Posted: 30 Mar 2015 05:00

https://36.media.tumblr.com/1807733e0af33e5b55d662e5e7184fcb/tumblr_nkbdwrqfVP1tmgbmzo1_500.jpg

Bent over view from rear

Topic: Guys, have you ever paid a woman for sex?
Posted: 29 Mar 2015 16:03

Guys I am confused. If only a few of the men in the world paid for sex, how its it that some Escorts do so well financially. But then I am Blonde!

Most men won't admit it. They think it's admitting that they're somehow undesirable. Faced with the opportunity, very few men I know would turn it down if they could afford to pay for sex and if they felt they wouldn't get caught by the law or the wife/GF/SO.

I certainly would LOVE to have sex with a woman/women that demanded all the money they would ever get from me just for a sexual encounter.

Sex is a wonderful thing and except for a few magical men that almost all women seem to want, most of us go around wishing we had a lot more sex and to have it a lot more often than we do.

Prostitution is forbidden in almost all of the US and public humiliation and even jail time are the client and professional sex worker's fear. This is ridiculous. Those laws are archaic and uneducated but it will likely never change here because women don't want to release their sexual stranglehold on men.

I know I sound bitter and I'm really not. Just disappointed and frustrated like the average American male.

Prostitution should be regulated, taxed, and treated like any other profession. After all.... It's really the oldest profession in the world. ;)

As to the original question. No... I never have but wish I could without the fear of criminal prosecution or disease. The lack of prostitution is undoubtedly one of the major reasons for a lot of the perversion running rampant in this country.

In most of the world it is quite common for a man to have a wife and a mistress (prostitute) that he pays for sex by "keeping her" in the things she needs. It's sometimes illegal but largely ignored.

Now I'm reading that a lot of young college girls are turning to "sugar daddies" to help them with college expenses. Of course this is thinly veiled prostitution. I see nothing wrong with this but the law frowns heavily on it and from what I understand is doing it's level best to stop it.

Topic: Would you ever date a little person? (Not just a bucket list fuck) why or why not?
Posted: 28 Mar 2015 05:06

I dated a woman that was only 4'11" and thin for awhile and it was amazing what we could do in bed. She was quite flexible too and we had lots of fun with interesting positions. Our only issue was that her little mouth couldn't stretch enough to comfortably fit my cock but her willing hands, pussy and ass easily made up for that. ;)

I don't think many men would be unwilling to date a small woman but you might be surprized how many women would rather not date a little man. It seems that most women prefer a man at least average size or larger and some only date tall men.

Topic: Lush Matching Photo Game:
Posted: 26 Mar 2015 05:30

https://40.media.tumblr.com/293e05805eaf040684d5cc8cecc6cc28/tumblr_mljeu4N4SC1so4wjho1_1280.jpg

Blonde and brunette

Topic: Lush Matching Photo Game:
Posted: 25 Mar 2015 13:41

https://40.media.tumblr.com/989aaecdba7b5108d8136aef7bf5ca56/tumblr_nb19l58Yki1tzf701o1_500.jpg

Railing

Topic: Lush Matching Photo Game:
Posted: 24 Mar 2015 04:14

https://41.media.tumblr.com/ca8b2cc3cea6145daf1eb0bc85b55375/tumblr_mz44g2SZc11rzqfguo1_1280.jpg

Chipped paint

Topic: Lush Matching Photo Game:
Posted: 23 Mar 2015 12:49

https://41.media.tumblr.com/a5f3e23f94ed0b9fa2b00bd8447bf504/tumblr_ndkdg7nbhg1qb42qto1_500.jpg

Black Heels

Topic: Blowjob
Posted: 23 Mar 2015 12:05

Well.... It's prostate not prostrate and yes it can cause an immediate ejaculation with little or no pleasure attached.

If a doctor wants a sperm sample from a man all he has to do is put on the rubber glove and just a few seconds of prostate massage and he'll have ejactulate to get the sample from. There is almost no pleasure associated with this.

If the prostate is massaged by a sex partner during a blow or hand job it can intensify the orgasm but if done too early it might be rather anticlimactic.

Anyway.... After having said all that... yes.... Most men, if they don't have hangups, love a finger up the butt during or even without the accompanying blow or hand job and it can certainly intensify the feeling.

If you have him bend over you can easily find the prostrate gland. It's about half a finger length inside the anus and toward the front of the body. Just insert your finger and if you're patient you will find it. It's not all that large. If his isn't swollen it feels about the size of an almond and he may need to give you feedback to find it. Just rubbing it can be fun and once you're familiar with where it is and what it feels like you can intensify his orgasm if you do direct stimulation of the prostate just before he cums.

Not all men's prostates are easy to find or in exactly in the same place. It's been compared to the female's g spot but I'm not so sure the comparison is good.

Anyway. I hope that helps.... ;)

Topic: Lush Matching Photo Game:
Posted: 23 Mar 2015 11:19

https://41.media.tumblr.com/1f1c42e1a2b1fdd14903aa5808e10f11/tumblr_nlnyrwb6F51qmb3uno1_500.jpg

Upskirt

Topic: Lush Matching Photo Game:
Posted: 23 Mar 2015 04:50

https://41.media.tumblr.com/4b6f3c5ebff03197c7dbb2f0fe4b6070/tumblr_nln0s2pYkf1sjpjyho1_500.jpg

Picnic table

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