About HappyPappy

I'm a sexy senior citizen but, please, don't think I'm too old for sex. I can still get up and get off. I like most kinds of music but don't care for hard rock. I love stories of bisexual women, lesbians, loving wives, incest, threesomes, group sex and first time sex. I don't care for stories about rape, cheating, BDSM, gay, or any type of violence.

Bob Newell
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I like to play guitar, steel guitar and electric bass and have played in clubs for over thirty years. I like writing erotic stories and film scripts, but especially short stories about bisexual women and incest.
Favorite Books:
Tropic of Cancer, The Story of O, Lady Chatterly's Lover
Favorite Authors:
Too many to say.
Favorite Movies:
Grandma's Boy, Emmanuelle, Euro Trip, She's Out of My League.
Favorite Music:
Western Swing
Date Joined:
06 Dec 2011
Last Visit:
07 May 2012 (1633 days ago)
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Topic: Jealousy Index
Posted: 16 Jan 2012 18:36

Unfounded jealousy is a combination of greed and insecurity which can destroy a relationship at best, and worse, can lead to violence or even murder. It is a very negative emotion and serves no useful purpose. Greed makes you think of your mate as someone you own. Insecurity is the feeling that you may lose that object at any given moment. Better than jealousy is a firm set of rules in the relationship which must be adhered to religiously by all parties. Breaking the rules is like breaking any contract, it voids and ends the relationship. If you are secure in the fact that the other party/parties will be true to their word, there is no need to feel like you have ownership of another person, and that relieves you of any threat to you whatever. Sure, you might find out somewhere down the road your partner hasn't followed the rules, and it's time to end the relationship, or change the rules, but think how many stress-free years you will enjoy up until that point, if it ever happens at all.

Topic: How many ladies try to turn their husband or bf into their personal Ken doll?
Posted: 16 Jan 2012 17:42

If I were looking for a wife or girlfriend, that is what I'd want to have, not a mother hen. I would welcome her opinion on the clothes I wear, and at least consider her suggestions, but would not tolerate her dictation as to what I was going to wear, though I can't imagine a woman being that bossy.

Topic: I want to spice up my sexual life with my boyfriend but...
Posted: 11 Jan 2012 07:53

If a woman wants to use lube for her toys, it should be allowable by her mate. Marriage, or any relationship of that nature, is not a 50/50 deal... it's a 100%/100% deal, or it will not work. Both partners must be willing to put 100% effort into maintaining the relationship. If a man expects a woman to please him, which she must be willing to do, then the man must be willing to give his woman what she wants and needs to please her. You should be willing to give your mate sufficient time to see things the way you see them, which requires plenty of communication, or else the inevitable option is looming over you. A good, healthy relationship requires some concessions from all parties concerned. I hope I haven't rambled too much.

Topic: Why cum on your face?
Posted: 09 Jan 2012 18:20

I have never done that to a woman. Personally, I think the only place that is done is in porno films, they are always out for the spectacular for the shock value. Truly erotic sex is never done in porn. Anyone who turns to porn for examples of good sex is one misguided individual.

Topic: 18yr old mom shoots intruders into her home. One killed, one flees.
Posted: 06 Jan 2012 19:26

The goon who walked away was let out on bond. The girl had better reload and keep it handy.

Topic: Why are males so obsessed with anal sex
Posted: 06 Jan 2012 19:23

I've never had the desire or even interest for anal sex. I had the opportunity once but declined it. Sorry, an anus is not a sexual organ.

Topic: small cocks
Posted: 06 Jan 2012 19:08

Girl says: "I won't marry you unless you have a 9" cock."

Guy says: "Forget it then! I'm not cutting off three inches for anybody."

Topic: Lushies you would love to have sex with.
Posted: 11 Dec 2011 20:32

I would prefer a three-way with a couple.

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Alicia, Shelly, 04, Swinging

Alicia & Shelly, 04, Swinging * An original work by Happy Pappy aka simaddict. * This story is Fiction. Any resemblence to persons living or dead  is purely coincidental. * All characters are eighteen or older. * Your comments are welcome and desired. I use them to fine-tune  my stories for better reading. ***** I'm Alicia. I just turned eighteen a few months ago. My very...

Added 19 Dec 2011 | Category Bisexual | Votes 8 | Avg Score 4.38 | Views 6,398 | 1 Comment

Alicia, Shelly, 03, the Club

ALICIA & SHELLY, 03, the Club * An original work by Happy Pappy aka simaddict. * This story is Fiction. Any resemblence to persons living or dead is  purely coincidental. * All characters are eighteen or older. ****** I was soaking in a tub of bath salts and hot water, trying to calm my excited  feelings about the coming night. I have never been to an all female sex party so  ...

Added 17 Dec 2011 | Category Bisexual | Votes 10 | Avg Score 4.7 | Views 4,736 | 3 Comments

Alicia Shelly, 02, New Friends

ALLICIA & SHELLY, 02, New Friends * An original work by Happy Pappy aka simaddict. * This story is Fiction. Any resemblence to persons living or dead is purely  coincidental. * All characters are eighteen or older. ***** A few weeks after the big snowstorm my best friend Shelly and I were in Gym  class one afternoon. As usual, we showered after class in the girl's locker room.  We...

Added 13 Dec 2011 | Category Bisexual | Votes 4 | Avg Score 5 | Views 5,307 | 1 Comment

Alicia Shelly, 01, the Cabin

ALICIA & SHELLY, 01, the Cabin An original work by HappyPappy aka simaddict. * This story is fiction. Any resenblence to persons living or dead is purely   coincidental. * All characters are eighteen or over. My name is Alicia. That's not my real name, I've changed the names in this story to protect the guilty. I'm eighteen, my girlfriend Shelly is five months older than me, and we...

Added 12 Dec 2011 | Category Bisexual | Votes 3 | Avg Score 5 | Views 6,521 | 3 Comments

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