About Issaquah


Crazy life lessons have left me a bit...well, crazy. Have lived all over the U.S. but prefer it here in the Pacific NW.

I will not judge you by what turns you on. I have known some very amazing women whose kinky imaginations, desires, and preferences have scared others away when they brought them to light or tried to act them out with their partners. Life is too short to judge.

Happy to chat, but I am not always able to when I am online. If I do not reply or have to go suddenly, please do not take it personally. It's not you...really...it's I.

No men, please.

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Seattle, Washington, United States
Local Time:
19 Jun 2018 17:18
Love to read stories of all types - they must be interesting as I tend to bore easily.
Love history, science, technology and economics. I am also reading biographies of each US president in order of their presidency (reading one bio each year)
Favorite Books:
The Story of O; anything by Asimov; the Prey series by John Sanford; The Marquise d' Sade (at times); Siddhartha by Hermann Hesse; The Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka; Stranger in a Strange Land by Robert A. Heinlein
Favorite Authors:
Asimov, Ian Fleming, John Sanford, D.H. Lawrence, Franz Kafka, Robert A. Heinlein, James Patterson, Sophocles, Ovid - not in any particular order. My tastes are quite eclectic.
Favorite Movies:
Kill Bill - Vols I & II! Lawrence of Arabia; 2001 A Space Odyssey; The Story of O; 9 & 1/2 Weeks
Favorite Music:
Jazz, blues, classic, rock, R&B, even country. Whatever I happen to feel like at the moment.


Date Joined:
09 Mar 2012
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Topic: Computer Building Help
Posted: 02 Feb 2017 12:42

My son has built three computers using PCPartPicker


It helps to verify what components play well with others then gives you links on where to buy the components at the lowest prices.

I am in IT and I am impressed with the site. Latest build was for my wife and she loves her new computer.

Topic: Favorite football team?
Posted: 19 Jun 2013 23:51

Seattle Seahawks

Go Seahawks!!!

Topic: Ask the person below you any question
Posted: 04 Jun 2013 22:55


Where did you lose your virginity?

Topic: What do you think is the worst song ever written?
Posted: 04 May 2013 23:43

Anything by REO Speedwagon! If you are too young to know them, then you are very, very lucky.

Topic: Is squirting gross or hot?
Posted: 06 Nov 2012 13:46

Incredibly hot! Should e taught as part of sex ed

Topic: Songs that make you go GRRRRR - post songs you dislike here.
Posted: 29 Sep 2012 03:24

Anything by REO Speedwagon. If I am listening to the radio and they come on, I can't change the channel quickly enough!

Topic: What are you listening to right now?
Posted: 29 Sep 2012 03:22

It's 3:21 in the morning here - just the clock ticking away and the sweet sounds of my family sleeping.

Topic: What's making you happy right at this moment???
Posted: 29 Sep 2012 03:20

Just posted a new story! Fingers crossed that it will pass muster with the powers that be. Fingers and toes crossed that readers will actually enjoy it

Topic: Are you Romantic?
Posted: 29 Sep 2012 03:17


Topic: A little game, three truths and a lie post 3 truths and a lie about you and we guess the lie
Posted: 26 Sep 2012 10:44

1. I have fished in Alaska
2. I know a woman who had sex with a dolphin
3. I love Sushi
4. I have fucked a woman in a large commercial cooler

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Stories Published By Issaquah All Stories »

Taking Aunt Val

This is my first story. It is pure fiction. I hope you enjoy it. The summer that I turned19 remains the most memorable summer of my life. I had been working at a construction company every summer since I was in high school. The pay was good and the demanding physical work kept me in shape...really great shape...and tan. It started out the same as the past summers, getting up early...

Added 09 Jan 2014 | Category Incest | Votes 1 | Avg Score 4 | Views 524

Ode to Camel Toe

As spring turns to summer the camel toe do bloom. Camel toe, O camel toe! How much do I love thee Standing in line I spot you mere inches from me Camel toe, how you tease me so Leaving tracks in my heart I love you camel toe You are always a pleasant surprise A perfect vision to me eyes I love you camel toe Thank you, thank you camel toe!...

Added 05 May 2013 | Category Love Poems | Votes 4 | Avg Score 4.5 | Views 1,388 | 5 Comments

Taking Aunt Val to meet Mrs. Jones

To give you a little background on me, I would have to say that I do not judge. I am here to give pleasure and help women achieve their ultimate fantasies - no matter how kinky or deviant they might be. I get off on helping women get off. I hope you enjoy exploring your deepest, darkest fantasies. That is the short note that I left for Aunt Val before heading out to work. I was still a bit...

Added 10 Mar 2013 | Category Incest | Votes 0 | Avg Score 0 | Views 271

Friendly Limits

Author's note: this story gets off to a slow start - I do hope the build up was worth it for you. Although purely fictional, Tess is based on a real person. If she ever reads this she will know it is about her. Tess knew she was different from a very early age. She came from the usual dysfunctional family - the product of an alcoholic dad and a mom who never saw or heard anything. It wasn't...

Added 29 Sep 2012 | Category Spanking | Votes 15 | Avg Score 4.53 | Views 15,588 | 4 Comments

Gone but not forgotten

You were not the first to friend me but you were the first to friend me in your own special way Like a searchlight in the night You led me to safe harbor We laughed and shared some fun You asked that I be gentle For you I did comply I told you I would not judge We shared things that bared our souls Together we did connect As short a time as we had together I can tell you...

Added 23 Jul 2012 | Category Love Poems | Votes 5 | Avg Score 4.6 | Views 979 | 5 Comments

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