Forum posts made by jack_42

Topic The NRA was right. Obama's plan to take away your guns.
Posted 17 Jan 2017 05:56

No Grandma it's ok it's only the tv you can put down the pump action shotg...........

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 04 Jan 2017 00:43

Balanced taste of movies and books.

Topic What's for dinner tonight?
Posted 25 Dec 2016 04:17

Fried egg, ham, beans, and fried potatoes. Followed by ice cream and mandarin oranges

Topic Do women masturbate when reading Lush stories?
Posted 21 Dec 2016 16:17

Of course, it's where Simuel Taylor Coleridge got his idea for Kubla Khan


Kubla Khan Related Poem Content Details
BY SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE
Or, a vision in a dream. A Fragment.
In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately pleasure-dome decree:
Where Alph, the sacred river, ran
Through caverns measureless to man
Down to a sunless sea.
So twice five miles of fertile ground
With walls and towers were girdled round;
And there were gardens bright with sinuous rills,
Where blossomed many an incense-bearing tree;
And here were forests ancient as the hills,
Enfolding sunny spots of greenery.

But oh! that deep romantic chasm which slanted
Down the green hill athwart a cedarn cover!
A savage place! as holy and enchanted
As e’er beneath a waning moon was haunted
By woman wailing for her demon-lover!
And from this chasm, with ceaseless turmoil seething,
As if this earth in fast thick pants were breathing,
A mighty fountain momently was forced:
Amid whose swift half-intermitted burst
Huge fragments vaulted like rebounding hail,
Or chaffy grain beneath the thresher’s flail:
And mid these dancing rocks at once and ever
It flung up momently the sacred river.
Five miles meandering with a mazy motion
Through wood and dale the sacred river ran,
Then reached the caverns measureless to man,
And sank in tumult to a lifeless ocean;
And ’mid this tumult Kubla heard from far
Ancestral voices prophesying war!
The shadow of the dome of pleasure
Floated midway on the waves;
Where was heard the mingled measure
From the fountain and the caves.
It was a miracle of rare device,
A sunny pleasure-dome with caves of ice!

A damsel with a dulcimer
In a vision once I saw:
It was an Abyssinian maid
And on her dulcimer she played,
Singing of Mount Abora.
Could I revive within me
Her symphony and song,
To such a deep delight ’twould win me,
That with music loud and long,
I would build that dome in air,
That sunny dome! those caves of ice!
And all who heard should see them there,
And all should cry, Beware! Beware!
His flashing eyes, his floating hair!
Weave a circle round him thrice,
And close your eyes with holy dread
For he on honey-dew hath fed,
And drunk the milk of Paradise.

back to top I thought it was from a drug induced dream.

Topic Ben Affleck is the new Batman....thoughts?
Posted 21 Dec 2016 16:11



Yep, a quick look at Batman's rogues gallery makes us realize that this was all intended for kiddies. https://upload.lushstories.com/1090506800-villains.jpg

Yes kids as opposed to kiddies.

Topic Ben Affleck is the new Batman....thoughts?
Posted 20 Dec 2016 04:00

Batman is for kids for god's sake.

Topic Sexual or non-sexual, what is the last thing you looked up online and where?
Posted 20 Dec 2016 03:57

Currency exchange rates.

Topic What would you do If you were in my postion?
Posted 06 Dec 2016 08:20

I only met my father 3 times during my life. Once when I was four - the day he left and then I got curious when I had kids of my own so I traced him - after not seeing or having any contact with him for 40 years. We arranged a meeting and when we did I met my other siblings from his second marriage. I took my then family to meet them all. I do not regret this and my mother accepted this as a perfectly natural thing to do despite it being of some discomfort to her and the other members of her family. It wasn't an accusation of both of my parents neglect - my father's for showing no interest in me and hers for not encouraging communication but just a very strong curiosity about it all. These were their actions and I was not judgemental but the bottom line is they would have had the responsibility for this and the onus was not on me just as your situation was not created by you. If your mother has any strength of character I'm sure she will understand without any surreptitious notes under pillows but a frank open discussion face to face.

Topic Did you use a condom the first time
Posted 06 Dec 2016 08:12

In those days I couldn't even spell condom.

Topic What's for dinner tonight?
Posted 06 Dec 2016 08:07

Sniztel leftovers from last night's Crimbo party the Czechs have a special day where the kids meet St Nicholas, (a religious Santa figure) an angel and a devil who grill them about their behaviour the good ones get a goody bag, (nobody ever confesses to bad behaviour).

Topic What are you listening to right now?
Posted 06 Dec 2016 08:03

Neutron Dance - The Pointer Sisters

Love their version of Fire by Bruce Springsteen.

Topic A song i hadnt heard in a long time LOVE IT
Posted 06 Dec 2016 07:43

To me it sounds quite similar to Every Breath You Take by the Police.

Topic christmas
Posted 06 Dec 2016 07:34



Have you read A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens? If not, I'm sure you're familiar with the story at the very least. In it, you never get the impression of any religious overtones (in my opinion, they are very minor at best.) The overall message (and again, this is my opinion) is about remembering to treat your fellow man with kindness and generosity. Spending time with family and loved ones.

Many non-believers celebrate Christmas becasue it's a tradition they grew up with... well... that's my best educated guess anyway. santa

I think that some of Scrooge's remarks about ''Humbug''were meant to be taken as a genuine critical statement by Dickens regarding the commerciality of Christmas which was practically invented by the Victorians as society became more affluent.

Topic christmas
Posted 27 Nov 2016 11:56

We're all bent on consumerism and Christmas is a veritable orgy of it. Though I've noticed less focus on it this year. Has anyone else sensed that?

Topic Alive or dead, who is your favorite guitarist?
Posted 10 Nov 2016 00:47

I'm the best guitarist in the world except for this gypsy who lives in France.

Topic February Fast Approaches... Donald Trump is being taken seriously... Should we be TERRIFIED???
Posted 08 Nov 2016 12:37

My mother always said people get the government they deserve. Part of me hopes he wins as it would appeal to my morbid sense of humour that he's even a consideration never mind one of only 2 candidates.

Topic What is your favourite item of clothing to wear? Any type of attire, but only one thing.
Posted 01 Nov 2016 12:05

My wooly Rolling Stones hat.

Topic What do you call...
Posted 01 Nov 2016 11:40

I'm quite happy to be called a hygeinic dirty old man.

Topic Let's stop using this sexist trope of referring to any woman as someone's wife, mother, daug
Posted 01 Nov 2016 11:27

Shades of 1984. What do we think of a British waitress in the 1940's and 1950's who would address a male customer as ''dear'' or ''love'' or ''darling''? I suppose that would now be interpreted as pandering to male superiority rather than just personalizing the service? Of course during the 40's many U.S. servicemen mistakenly thought they'd scored. :)

Topic Censored Words
Posted 15 Oct 2016 06:31

Banning any word has draconian overtones. Though to digress I'm always baffled how one word with a specific meaning is offensive but another with exactly the same meaning is not. All words are just sounds - telling somebody to go away sexually is just the same as ''fuck off'' yet the former might get a laugh but the latter cause offense.

Topic What is the most important "life lesson" you have learned?
Posted 15 Oct 2016 06:18

Follow your dreams even if you don't get there the journey can be fun.

Topic Post the title most recent song that you listened to
Posted 15 Oct 2016 06:11

Won't Get Fooled Again - The Who

Topic what are u watching on tv?
Posted 15 Oct 2016 06:09

I don't own a tv.

Topic Standing for the National Anthem
Posted 14 Oct 2016 16:10

we have just had an indigenous athlete come out and say that other athletes shouldnt stand for the Australian anthem becuase its not theirs.
Happily other athletes have ignored and even derided that belief.
If you say your Australian then stand for the Anthem same with America if your not going to support your country then get the hell out and go be where you want to be.
Just don't put down what others believe in if you don't have the same conviction

You have no choice about where you are born thus you can stay where you like without being forced to pay homage to any damn thing. Go and bully a few more indigenous people. This logic means we all end up back in Africa.

Topic POLL: What is your favourite gaming platform?
Posted 13 Oct 2016 14:32

Well there was this raft moored about 100 metres from the shore.

Topic Pumpkin Spice
Posted 13 Oct 2016 14:22

Never heard of it - it sounds like an after shave lotion.

Topic Think you can take me?
Posted 13 Oct 2016 14:19

''I've heard about you.
What have you heard Shane?
That you're a low down Yankee liar.''

Topic Morning Routine
Posted 13 Oct 2016 13:59

Early Morning Sickness.

I crawl out of bed at 6:45.
Gritty eyed only half alive.
I breathe in deep my own B.O.,
A nut case raves on the radio.
The door slams to with a crashing roar,
I'm off to bastard work once more.

Topic Describe yourself in one word
Posted 13 Oct 2016 13:40

Bewildered.

Topic Challenge - Ruin a First Date in 4 Words
Posted 13 Oct 2016 13:33

I love you dearly.