Forum posts made by jack_42

Topic Lest we forget
Posted 13 Nov 2017 05:54

So all this adds up to the fact that war is a bad idea. So don't do it rather than eulogize the poor bastards who you conscripted to carry out the insanity.

Topic Lest we forget
Posted 12 Nov 2017 05:59

My father was Polish and came to the U.K. to continue the fight. First he retreated to Bulgaria when the Germans invaded, was imprisoned as an alien escaped and went to Greece, then to France joined their air force and again had to retreat to the U.K. where he joined the R.A.F. and spent the war servicing Mosquito fighter bombers. At the end of the war it would have been dangerous to return to his own country because despite its invasion being the initial reason for the U.K. declaring war on Germany after the war it was no longer free as the allies had lost the war in Europe. Now I am trying to prove his nationality during that time but despite his name and rank being on Polish web sites as a member of the Polish forces fighting in the U.K. the Polish authorities can find no record of him. So much for being willing to die for one's country. The joke gets deeper - that part of Poland he was from is now part of the Ukraine. It is not impossible to say that Poland could in some scenario declare war on Ukraine so which country would he be willing to die for in that instance? The whole thing is obscene.

Topic Tragedy in Texas ~ Mass Shooting at Southerland Springs Church
Posted 12 Nov 2017 05:39

I'm so fucking angry and sad right now. What the FUCK is the matter with people? At least 26 people (so far) are dead. In a town of only 400! It's time to outlaw firearms. When is this madness gonna wake us up?

The Second Amendment calls for a WELL REGULATED militia. We are far beyond the need for this. We have police, we have phones, we do not need assault rifles or handguns.

WAKE THE FUCK UP, AMERICA.




I really admire your uncompromising statements but maybe people would react better to the idea if they knew that most of the world is laughing at the U.S.'s attitude to guns - it's like kids and it gets funnier because they don't see it as weird or childish they really believe in this right to self destruction.

Topic How to control only automatic assault rifles in current circulation in the US?
Posted 12 Nov 2017 05:23

There are 90 guns for every 100 people in the U.S. But of course this has no bearing on the amount of gun deaths - and so the crazy John Wayne joke goes on to the bewilderment of the rest of the world.

Topic Sexual or non-sexual, what is the last thing you looked up online and where?
Posted 11 Nov 2017 10:15

The time in Moscow.

Topic Las Vegas shooting: Dozens killed in Mandalay Bay attack
Posted 04 Oct 2017 16:28

I've got a great collection of guns expecting the weapons control people around any day now.

Topic Football Season: Who is your favorite Professional Team?
Posted 27 Sep 2017 00:34

The Rolling Stones.

Topic Where and how did you learn of the attacks on 9/11/01?
Posted 20 Sep 2017 06:26

I was in bed with my girlfriend I thought it was a movie at first then I saw the second plane. Terrible. Strangely I have never found any eye witness accounts of anyone in the street or in nearby buildings who saw the plane hit only tv pictures. I also feel that Osama Bin Laden should have been captured rather than killed so some of the anomalies may have been explained.

Topic Who is the most famous person you have ever met?
Posted 14 Sep 2017 12:04

Sting, Jack Bruce, Marty Wilde and Hylton Valentine. The nicest was Marty Wilde got drunk with him.

Topic nudity in the house
Posted 14 Sep 2017 11:57

Just a quick tip for anyone who likes bacon. Always grill it.

Topic Colin Kaepernick and Nationalist Hypocricy In the NFL
Posted 14 Sep 2017 11:39

They used to play the national anthem in U.K. cinemas after the performance from around about the 1940's. And if you were a loyal patriotic freak you stood to attention whilst the band of the Grenadier Guards band bashed out the tune. I don't think they do it anymore (in cinemas I mean I'm sure the guards bang away on every occasion possible)). Just to emphasize how hand on chest we all were - as the end credits for the movie rolled there was a huge rush of people for the door even in the 40's. :)

Topic Shower head....
Posted 07 Sep 2017 11:35

laughing3 My shower head and I are so close, it could probably get alimony.

So, yes. Embarassed

Topic What does love mean to you?
Posted 07 Sep 2017 11:27

Which kind of love? There are so many in the general sense it's to care for someone in a very deep and strong way where their welfare is of the utmost concern to you. Love is the most important thing in life.

Topic Why I voted for Donald Trump
Posted 26 Aug 2017 11:55

I'm sure the workers on his vineyard are pleased to know that they will soon be given a substantial rise and have more money than they've ever had before.

Topic What do you do to cope when you've loved and lost?
Posted 14 Aug 2017 14:52

When my 20 years marriage broke up I did jig saw puzzles for a couple of months then studied depression and realized I had to cure myself. I joined an amateur dramatic society so I had to concentrate on the lines. After a year I could cope with stuff like public transport and gradually rejoined the human race. Somewhere I'll never go again over anybody; it's a state that effects even the chemicals in your body so you get physical symptoms -acid feeling on your skin and you're doing all this. So although I don't avoid risking myself emotionally I know there is no point in visiting that dark world ever again simply from a sense of self preservation.

Topic Do guys think the British accent is sexy?
Posted 01 Aug 2017 14:20

Some distinction should be made here. Accents are regional but also there are dialects some of which are incomprehensible to the British amongst themselves. Slang is not the correct term for these dialects they have a history just like the main U.S. speech which has roots in Elizabethan English. You could say the U.S. are speaking a more archaic form of English. I'm not referring to the southern accent with its perhaps French influence. Personally I find the way Tony Joe White talks is very attractive and if I was a female it would be sexy.

Topic Name a public place you have always wanted to have sex
Posted 29 Jul 2017 14:42

On the communion cushions in front of the alter rail of a church.

Topic The Movie Is Better Than The Book
Posted 08 Jul 2017 04:30

The African Queen. Even though I do admire the author.

Topic Sad Songs
Posted 08 Jul 2017 04:26

One For My Baby - recorded by Frank Sinatra very clever and sophisticated but all the sadder for that.

Topic Experience with strip clubs?
Posted 29 Jun 2017 10:13

Played a few gigs with strippers one had a snake. We were bashing out some Slade song Cum On Feel The Noise when the female singer during a guitar solo suddenly disappeared behind the drummer (who had an intense phobia of snakes) and then came back after the solo. After we finished the set I asked her what she had been doing. She said ''Oh the python had came out of its basket and was moving across the stage so I just picked it up and put it back in its basket. The drummer turned white.

Topic Married men
Posted 27 Jun 2017 14:13



the question didn't ask about single guys. and no, obviously not.

I was making a joke within the ambiguity of the English language.

Topic Married men
Posted 20 Jun 2017 08:35

For the gazillionth time, no! The only married man I fuck is the one who's married to ME. Ffs.

So single guys would be ok?

Topic Have you given your partner sex even when you're not in the mood..
Posted 20 Jun 2017 08:32

I'll let you know if the situation ever arises. (Or doesn't as the case may be).

Topic Role Playing
Posted 20 Jun 2017 08:07

I want to be Dr Strangelove. "Mein Fuhrer ....err Mr President I can walk.''

Topic It's Bikini Time Gentlemen.
Posted 20 Jun 2017 08:01

Ladies it's time for ridiculously long and prudish male swimwear time.

Topic What are you listening to right now?
Posted 20 Jun 2017 07:55

The sound of dying people in the name of capitalism. "It's Good News Week" by Hedgehoppers Anonymous.

Topic Do you believe in any kinda paranormal phenomena?
Posted 03 Jun 2017 06:06

Even if there is a deity I see no reason to worship - maybe some sort of insurance policy as the main reason is the fear of death.

Topic Summer concerts
Posted 02 Jun 2017 06:17

I'm playing at a festival on 24/6/17 at Olesno in a band called Olesanka there will be a variety of bands playing all day plus FREE booze and food all day and evening. Let me know if you're coming and bring a sleeping bag and crash on the field, or if you're really hardy nothing and if you're soppy bring a tent. There is only one mildly poisonous snake indigenous to the Czech Republic - trust me on this I have a morbid fascination for the subject which went really ape when I visited the Philippines last year). If you like you could bring some foam and we could have an orgy as per old U.K. festivals.