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Joe Kondor
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Topic: Nice Pussy, Pity about the Manicure
Posted: 11 Apr 2012 02:54

Hi to all.
I utterly agree with those who point out how important is to keep 'in order' hands and feet even with other parts of the body.
I've worked in many environments, some of them really dirty and potentially harmful (had to use several protections, when possible...). When I was finished I cleaned myself and did not forget hands and feet... Nails were cut short, cuticles under control. Sometimes there was a black nail, other times bruises, but this happens when you use your hands and you can distinguish this from lack of care.
How many times you notice somebody (both male and female) who seem to have a good fit, but... You have a look at their hands or, during summer especially, feet and Brrrrr.
I can smell tuna too!

Topic: The Perfect Pussy?
Posted: 15 Oct 2011 11:06

Pussies are all perfect as they are. Everyone is different from the other and yet adorable.
I prefer it shaven mostly because I adore licking it, the more the better. At the same time I like a nice bush and share with my partner another moment of intimacy when trimming it or shaving it completely, it is up to the moment.
What can be best of the natural odour? How enticing to discover a freshly cleaned pussy, an exited one, the one that has not been washed for a whole day, or a pussy that has just had sex...
Pink?!? Even if it is just pink, there still are various shades of pink. After twenty years of marriage I look at my wife's pussy as the first time and 'discover' and am surprised on how many diffrent grades of colour it has.
The only remark I dare make is about the muscular tone (the grip). Pussies are as much different from one to another as cocks are in shape or measure.
Last but not least: sometimes I ask my partner not to wash, just to let me taste her spicy pussy, savour that tangy and musky odour...

Topic: Boobs...real and a little droopy or surgically enhanced and perky???
Posted: 24 Oct 2010 12:24

I adore tits as they are, natural. There is a fascination in breasts that are a bit saggy, soft etc. At eighteen is maybe right to have them protruding, pointing to the sky, but then you grow up and you love, get exited, adore some good mature, ripe tits.
I personally can't understand how can be beautiful a fake. There are certain exceptions: somebody has been injured, has had an operation and then is correct to try to repair via surgery. Well, even if they are really too big surgery could be a solution.
But anyhow: there is nothing wrong if they drop, it makes you women even more sexy, arousing, nice, lovely...

Topic: What are you listening to right now?
Posted: 16 Apr 2009 07:21

Bolero. Picturesque execution. Who were them?

Topic: Pinched Nipples
Posted: 16 Apr 2009 07:09

Not all 'pinches' are the same. My partner likes a gentle pinch at the proper time and when she is in the mood for 'pinching'...

Topic: What are you listening to right now?
Posted: 16 Apr 2009 06:52

1812 Overture - Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky


mmmmmmm. Good choice.

Topic: Quantum of Solace review
Posted: 16 Apr 2009 06:50

Has anyone seen it? Maddox doesn't exactly give it the thumbs up <img src="/images/emoticons/laughing11.gif" alt="laughing9"> <img src="/images/emoticons/laughing11.gif" alt="laughing9">

That guy is funny as hell: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=quantum_of_phallus

I was going to rent it this weekend, but don't think I will bother now.


Sorry for my previous post. Better to borrow it from a friend...

Topic: Quantum of Solace review
Posted: 16 Apr 2009 06:45

I liked it, although I much more enjoyed the previous one. Anyhow I like daniel Craig as James Bond.

Topic: What are you listening to right now?
Posted: 16 Apr 2009 06:36

Handel, Suite D minor G 108-111

Topic: How does it feel... when it wakes up and decides to stand
Posted: 03 Apr 2009 01:38

Ghost has given a good description. I completely agree with him. Maybe I can add something about erections in indifferent situations.

In the morning: when we/I wake up we usually have a strong erection. The better I have slept, the toghest the erection is. It subsides after a while. And I can't reach an orgasm when making love to my partner. That's frustrating for me, much less for her for I last too long. LOL

An erection when I wear boxers: no unpleasant rubbing in my clothings, but an emarassing 'tent pole' impossible to hide. Even when I try to button the jacket.

There are different types of erections, not always complete, not always when you see/think etc. of sex/women etc. They are just there. That's it.

One very particular situation that occured to me: I was in the Army and in real life danger. When the situation 'calmed down', I felt I had one of the toughest erections I have ever had in my life. It lasted for more than one hour. Not to speak of the urge I felt to have sex...

As a result of "adjustments" of the penis upward or to one side (see above, Ghost) an erection can become more persistent. Furthermore, unless you are completely shaven, pubes hair can hurt a lot on yours swelling glans.

Maybe more defined questions could help me to answer and Catnip to understand better.

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