Forum posts made by jonnymarine

Topic If you could have superpowers...
Posted 20 Dec 2014 19:01

Try this one on for size. The power to control probability. Like for instance the probability that I'm going to win the lottery or the probability that when I hit you even if its a weak hit it will still knock you out. My fiance came up with the idea and I haven't found anyone who could argue with that being the ultimate superpower.

Topic do you believe in God?
Posted 20 Aug 2014 22:29

Well I don't usually discuss my penis unless I am asked about it and I have the same philosophy with my religion.

Topic The Gun Control Debate Thread.
Posted 31 Jan 2013 20:35

I edited it is that better. I apologize for over reacting when I first saw the thread. In my opinion and in accordance with common sense that is an idiotic statement. Guns do not kill people, the person holding the gun and pulling the trigger is the one who does the killing. A gun is a tool just like a hammer or a knife or an axe. If some one is murdered with one of those items no one blames the item they blame the person using the item, but when it comes to guns for some reason people think that they are cognitive things that can choose to kill on their own.

Topic The Gun Control Debate Thread.
Posted 31 Jan 2013 20:19

Yet another mass killing sponsored by your local NRA.

Guns kill more people in the US than cars do and they are much less used.

People using guns kill people you idiot... Ive never heard of a gun getting up on its own walking into a public place and firing itself killing people.

Topic Attraction
Posted 13 Dec 2012 18:18

To be honest, the very first thing any guy notices about a woman is that she's female. After that it's a checklist of things as to why she WON'T hold your attention rather than the other way around - this is pretty much done in the blink of an eye on a subconscious level.

The more noticeable you are (ie the more skin you show off) the more likely you are to get attention - the sort of attention you get is, of course, in the eye of the beholder.

You may get some responses from men on here saying that a woman's personality is the first thing they notice. Just so you know, these men are all disingenuous liars of the lowest order and cannot in any way be trusted.

I am honestly inclined to disagree with you. It may be hard to believe but there are those of us out there who, when we were looking for a woman (I have one now and I am very happy with her) actually did notice other things besides her body first. Not all men look at women like pieces of meat to be done with as they please... There are those of us, though we are few and far between, who actually like having an intelligent conversation with a woman no matter her appearance. As far as noticing she's a female first in most cases that is rather obvious. I, for one, am rather insulted that you would call anyone who says that he notices a woman's personality before anything else a liar. I think the fact that you notice or know that she is a female is implied in the question so that is a moot point. As far as maybe not being able to tell her personality from a distance, an observant man would be able to look at how she interacts with her friends or other guys who go up to her and be able to tell whether or not she is friendly or a snob.

Topic A question about flag burning.
Posted 23 Aug 2012 23:08

To be perfectly honest as a member of the military my first thought was save the flag. Especially if I knew for a fact that it was a disrespectful burning. If it was to dispose of the flag because it was no longer fit for use then I would save the person. You can call bullshit if you want but the gut reaction in cases like this is more accurate than rethinking it. Like I said though it's a matter of the situation.

Topic If you could have any Super Power what would it be.
Posted 08 Aug 2012 18:51

Telepathy and telekinesis. I am thinking about going into criminal psychology so that would be an amazingly helpful ability. In high school it definitely would have been invisibility though. I was a horny virgin all 4 years.

Topic What's making you happy right at this moment???
Posted 08 Feb 2012 02:02

Watching my beautiful girlfriend who is the love of my life sleeping. :)

Topic Greatest love songs ever
Posted 04 Feb 2012 22:51

http://www.youtube.com/embed/gOY11UfOHyg
I can love you like that John Michael Montgomery

Topic Dead man sued because his flying body parts injured someone else. Frivolous or necessary lawsuit?
Posted 12 Jan 2012 20:54



So someone can hurt you, and you won't pursue action against them? I agree that the woman shouldn't be compensated for any pain or suffering. Accidents happen. But what if someone had run a red light and broadsided her car? Would you still expect her to pay her own medical bills? Or should she sue the negligent driver? What if an inexperienced gun owner mishandles his firearm and fires off a shot. The errant bullet exits his home and hits someone walking by. That person should also have to pony up their own medical bills, right?

This woman was injured by someone else's negligent action. That person (or his estate) should have to pay for any costs arising from his actions. Personally, I don't see how the court found the railway to be completely free from liability, especially if the shrubbery had grown to obscure visibility, but hey - I wasn't there.


No his estate should not have to pay for it... His family members are already the victims of a tragic accident. Why would you victimize them further by suing their DEAD son for injuring you after he was dead... Its heartless and cruel. Its completely ridiculous and self serving. As for the 2 examples you mentioned, Im guessing neither person dies in either of those cases if so then yes the person who caused the accident should have to pay. However this kid couldn't possibly have predicted that he was going to die, let alone where his body parts where going to land after he was ALREADY DEAD. This is a heartless bitch who is only looking for money. Not thinking about this young mans family and how it feels for them that they lost their fucking son. Broken bones heal, but as far as I no we haven't figured out how to bring people back from the dead yet...

Topic Defending our freedom
Posted 12 Jan 2012 13:26

It's not unfortunate that I'm am marine. I was incredulous at the fact that you said its unfortunate that students have to say the pledge of alegiance. You're right it should be forced but then it shouldn't have to be because everyone should be willing to say it. As for the state pledge if allegiance I have no arguments with that.

Topic Defending our freedom
Posted 11 Jan 2012 20:45



Except for here in Texas, where kids have to pledge to both the US and the f***ing Texas flag, too! I had to choke back a little vomit just to state that, but unfortunately it's true. But what do you expect? This is the state that has elected Rick Perry as governor multiple times.

UNFORTUNATELY!!!!! I am a Marine. I have friends who are over seas right now defending your right to even have this conversations. Yes the military hasn't always been used with the highest scruples in mind but that doesn't mean we don't defend your f***ing freedom. I wasn't ever "forced" to say the pledge of allegiance. I proudly said it. Its a sad world where young American citizens aren't willing to say the pledge of allegiance anymore. It's really sad...

Lance Corporal Jonathan Oosterhouse USMC

Topic Westboro morons
Posted 17 Oct 2011 18:08

What westboro calls a church and uses as a "religion" is not true religion. They are all hypocritical assanine... I can't find the right words to describe the horrendous nature of what these people say. One of their ideals, and I have researched this, is that God hates the whole world... What they don't realize is, that would mean that God hates them as well. How ever logic has no meaning for them. Many would argue the same for a true Christian such as myself but that's not the topic here. We are talking about the issue of freedom of speech for them. As a member of the military I can't describe the fury that runs thru my veins everytime I hear about them. At the same time though the things that people have done to interrupt their protests is almost worth letting them have their idiotic protests. Just keep an eye in the news for that stuff it's actually extremely amusing. All I can say is that eventually one way or another they will be repaid in full for what they do.

Topic Sister-in-law
Posted 26 Aug 2011 18:13

Sorry dude if you have to ask you're fucking stupid... If the spouse of this person is down with it then I'm indifferent but if not then don't be stupid and cheat on the person you married or ask the other person to cheat. I'm guessing whoever the spouse in this triangle is wouldn't approve which is why you're asking but your still fucking stupid for asking. So I would say NO. I apologize for for the language but stuff like this pisses me off.

Topic What Would You Make Your Man Do?
Posted 22 Aug 2011 20:29

Loser has to go to work with anal beads or a butt plug in his/her ass and keep them in all day. Would he go for that?
Sorry but no... I wouldn't.

Topic How many of you actually post nudes?
Posted 19 Aug 2011 19:12

Mine are all really me in the ones for everyone only a small part of my face is showing but there is an album for my closer friend that I talk to more often and it shows my face and everything else. It took a lot to put up nudes of my self and I still feel weird about having them up for people to see at times. I think many profile pictures are the ones that are mostly fake but it is easy to tell with that I love the nudie pics you have up. I like everyone knowing how hot and sexy my future wife is. ;)

Topic Sexy bets to make playing video games
Posted 11 Aug 2011 18:36

Okay everyone my girlfriend and I are looking for some fun bets to make with one another when we are together playing video games. The problem is neither of us can think of anything the other wouldn't be open to. (no anal play of any kind for either of us) We are looking for advice from impartial sources about what we should do. We are going to be together in December Michigan. I mention this incase is inspires ideas for what we should do. Hope you comment. :)

Topic The No-Kids-Allowed Movement Is Spreading
Posted 08 Aug 2011 19:53

I agree with a partial ban. I dont think that kids should be banned permanently from certain places (expensive restaurants need a permanent ban) As a marine I would appreciate a little quiet on a plane since I travel alot to see my family. I wouldnt mind paying a little extra in order to have that. As for movies I would love having kid free theaters especially if its a pg or above movie. I can honestly say I have never had much trouble in that area though. As for grocery stores I can handle that by muttering under my breath about useless parents with in ear shot of them. I know that would embarrass the hell out of me. I dont have kids yet and probably wont for a while but I was raised to behave in public and not be a pain in the ass or I got in trouble. Usually resulting in a bare bottom and a wouldnt spoon. Thats how I was raised and thats how Im gonna raise my kids one I am to that point in my life.

Topic Too Much Time On Our Hands ( A Fun Idea of Sorts)
Posted 10 Jul 2011 20:57

Star Trek.

For those who posted Thundercats, I guess cartoon network is coming out with a remake some time in the near future. Just thought I would tip you all off in case you're interested.

Topic Teen Faces Prison After Sex Doll Prank
Posted 06 Jul 2011 18:38

Its just stupid. All of the other things he could have done and hes facing prison for putting a blow up doll in the girls bathroom?? Grow up people its a practical joke...

Topic re-name the person above you
Posted 16 Jun 2011 19:52

silky chocolate

Topic Who here makes you wet! Or hard!
Posted 16 Jun 2011 19:49

My beautiful sexy amazing girlfriend. Hunternoel. The girl I met on this site and Im gonna marry.

Topic What would you do if you visited a Beach to discover it was clothing optional
Posted 12 May 2011 18:21

I would return with my girlfriend Hunternoel and watch her walk around the beach naked. Maybe start up a game of nude or strip volley ball.

Topic Drop letter, add letter ..
Posted 02 Apr 2011 21:26

herds = heads

Topic Avatar above you
Posted 02 Apr 2011 21:24

Danny Zuko from Grease...

Topic ... in my pants
Posted 29 Mar 2011 19:40

boom boom pow ... in my pant

Topic Post your favorite Demotivational posters here.
Posted 29 Mar 2011 19:38

http://upload.lushstories.com/5-Picture 1.png

Topic What would be your role if you could join the Sexual Circus?
Posted 28 Mar 2011 19:25

I could take the role of body guard as long as I dont have to become a eunuch. lol

Topic Is dessert better than sex?
Posted 27 Mar 2011 19:58

this has probably been said before but why choose just have both at the same time. ;)

Topic The animal in you.
Posted 27 Mar 2011 19:55

I got a wolf and my girl friend got a badger. lol