I love reading the stories here, especially in the Lesbian category. I've also written some stories myself. If you're kind enough to take the time to check them out, then I sincerely hope you enjoy reading them as much as I did writing them. They're all girl/girl stories that are brimming with passionate and often very steamy romance and sex. I love travelling too, so all my stories have an element of travelogue in them. Happy reading x
unless we deliberately false-flag our own true facts I think you've just resolved your own question. If you choose to enter the quiz yourself, just making that statement will lead people to wonder whether you've answered your own question correctly or left a false trail. I just want people to have some fun with this <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/icon_cat.gif" alt="cat">
Do we PM our answers to you or post them openly here? Btw, you misspelled my name! lol I corrected you name. Sorry about that <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/embarassed.gif" alt="Embarassed"> As for your answers... post them here. This is as much about having fun as it is a quiz <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/icon_cat.gif" alt="cat">
I've done two collaborations with the gorgeous DanielleX. They were...Costa Del SexA Sticky Situation... and one with ChrissieLecker...A Teutonic Temptation.All three were amazing experiences to go through and well, such a turn on to write too <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/embarassed.gif" alt="Embarassed"> Oh, all three are girl/girl stories and Recommended Reads too <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/icon_cat.gif" alt="cat">
Finally I've managed to get some time to put this together.Listed below in bold are twenty Lush members who have each posted three facts about themselves.Two of the facts are outrageous lies, but one of them, however improbable, is the truth. Your job is to work out which one is true. I'll leave this open for a month or so as there's a lot to get through with twenty questions and profiles to wade through.Good luck everyone! <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/icon_cat.gif" alt="cat"> KatieElizabeth 1. At work, I once served Prince Harry with a large wedge of Somerset Brie, five slices of Wiltshire Ham and a portion of Gala pie. He likes his pork pies does Harry2. A friend sneakily passed off a chilli I’d cooked as hers in a cooking competition. She won, and we shared the prize of four bottles of wine in just one night. Hic!3. I’ve met three people from Lush in the 3D world and slept with two of them LYFBUZ 1. I once had a drunken conversation with Kiefer Sutherland2. I was once threatened by a very famous movie star when I hit on his date at the Mondrian3. I have Eva Longoria's autograph Sprite 1. I've been in a major motion picture2. I've made out with a rock star3. I've fucked a fireman in a fire truck Kee 1. I went to Jim Morrison's grave2. I went to King Kamehameha I's grave3. I went to Elvis's grave DanielleX 1. My Nan gave birth to two pairs of identical twins. The odds are 1:70,0002. My Dad holds the record for growing the world's longest cucumber3. My Mum has a rose named after her Kinky_girl 1. I am a nurse and I know it is both a cliché and a fetish, but I have fucked a patient while they were in my care2. I once met boxer Carl Froch while he was buying bread and nappies3. I have been engaged 5 times, but only to 3 different men SeanR83 1. I was visited by the Queen at my work2. I served Sacha Baron Cohen and Amy Winehouse at work3. I met the Mayor of London at work Buz 1. I was a rodeo bull rider one summer2. I have met and shook hands with four former US Presidents3. I went to the hospital emergency room with a four-hour erection. They gave me a t-shirt that said, "Proud Owner of a 4-Hour Erection!” Verbal 1. In my youth I spent several days in jail in New Orleans during Mardi Gras2. I once stopped a bank robbery, mostly by accident3. I have been to every continent in the world, even Antarctica Liz 1. I am an official product tester for three different sex toy manufacturers.2. My blood is soaked into the same wooden deck planks where Lord Nelson was shot on board HMS Victory during the Battle of Trafalgar in 1805.3. I have a small tattoo of a heart on my right arse cheek. Regnadkcin 1. I trained to climb Mt. Everest2. I wanted to be a circus acrobat3. I was held up at machine gun point in Guatemala Symes4u 1. Queen Elizabeth fell in love with me and we were married in Milwaukee secretly2. I am a foot shorter now than I was when I was 23 years old.3. I voted for Donald Trump for POTUS Simmerdownchick 1. I dressed up as Edward Scissorhands for Halloween and squatted to pee in front of what turned out to be a full car2. I dressed up in my cutest skirt, commando style, spread my lips and peed off the side of a building3. I did neither because there are always public restrooms to be found Simar 1. Once I met president Pranab Mukherjee and his family. I took a liking to his granddaughter and I had my first with her in her grandad's study2. I was in 12th grade when I fell in love with two of my good friends. I asked both of them out... both rejected me3. I won the hottest guy in college award mranonymous7 1. I played one year of professional baseball as a short stop. My career was cut short by a knee injury 2. I graduated from UTA Arlington3. A friend bought Conan's sword after the movie was made. He let me play with it at the Market Hall gun show when no customers were around. I ran up and down the aisles for an hour waving it around like a mad man HeraTeleia 1. I have Russell Wilson's (starting quarterback for the Seattle Seahawks football team) personal cell number in my phone's contact list, given to me by him after a chance encounter whilst shopping2. I speak, read, and write fluent Russian, and usually have both the Google News in English and the Google News in Russian tabs open in my computer, because I prefer to read news from primary sources3. I shoot Glock pistols competitively and am an internationally ranked IDPA competitor Browncoffee 1. I once saw Hugh Laurie in a restaurant and accidentally said 'I love 'Love Actually'', confusing him with Hugh Grant. He just looked at me2. I had a crush on a friend of my father's. I used to babysit for him and was so obsessed, I'd lie in his bed. Once, he came home early and I was half asleep. I rolled off the bed and hid underneath it until he went up to the third floor, then pretended I'd been outside getting a signal for my phone3. I once stole a large sum of money and was part of a group of suspects who were searched (at school.) I had the money in my shirt pocket the whole time and the teacher was so preoccupied with my untidy locker, he didn't realise Burquette 1. I worked at NASA on a project that was the basis for the movie "The Martian"2. I am part of a class action lawsuit to secure adoption rights for LGBT couples in my home state3. I've published books under another name in both Young Adult and Sci-Fi genres BethanyFrasier 1. An aerobatics pilot let me take the controls of the Stearman biplane he was flying me in and I successfully executed a barrel roll2. One of my friends on Lush is actually my personal bodyguard in real life3. I was one of the original sponsors of a yearly scholarship for young riders in the Ohio Dressage Society Oshi 1. I was once involved in a sexual escapade that caused nearly £3k worth of property damage2. I was once part of a hen party that was left stranded in various states of undress on top of a water tower in rural Sussex.3. I have 9 1/2 toes
Well done to the top three, the top twelve and some of the other fabulous entries that didn't quite make the cut. I thoroughly enjoyed reading the entries for this competition.<img src="/forum/images/emoticons/icon_cat.gif" alt="cat">
Well done Buz. Have a drink on me (not literally though - that'd be messy!) https://upload.lushstories.com/356428186-jack_daniels-350x350.jpg <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/icon_cat.gif" alt="cat"> xxx
Right, I have enough to run this now, so no more entries please. It'll so take me some time to put it together, so watch this space....<img src="/forum/images/emoticons/icon_cat.gif" alt="cat">
Anyone want to collaborate? Do it if you can. I've done 3 (and got the new badge), but regardless of the badge, all three were some of the most intense, enjoyable and rewarding experiences I've had on Lush. I'd highly recommend the experience <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/my2cents.gif" alt="My 2 cents">
added 5 minutes ago, the paint's still wet lol OMG. Love this. Thanks Gav <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/drunken_smilie.gif" alt="drunken">
You have the day Then I’ll take the night To plunder your body Taking everything in sight Erotic thoughts Burning my soul Pricking like thorns Yielding loss of control Desire of possession Then worship of treasure All consuming secret thoughts Of giving you pleasure What’s off limits? Nothing, the reply Indulge darkest fantasies To your lust, I’ll comply All fours we could choose...
Added 07 Jan 2017 | Category Erotic Poems
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In hindsight I wish I'd taken a taxi. I put that particular error of judgement down to the silly amount of Zinfandel I'd drunk with colleagues after the training course had finished, but it was pointless doing anything about it now as the station was only another ten minute walk away. The summer solstice was supposed to be the high point of long, lazy summer evenings with an almost...
Added 11 Jun 2015 | Category Lesbian
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Clouds scurried swiftly across the sky and the early morning air was crisp with the first hints of autumnal frost as I started my southerly drive over Rannoch Moor. I'd set off deliberately early, hoping to avoid the worst of the late summer holiday traffic on the A82. Behind me lay Fort William and a fabulous week's holiday in the Scottish Highlands, where I'd visited Kilchurn Castle,...
Added 26 Feb 2015 | Category Lesbian
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"Fun loving, affluent, recently single, forty something Australian seeks a twenty something girl for friendship and maybe more. Interested? I'm in Bora Bora in three weeks time for a short holiday. Join me! All expenses paid. I don't expect anything other than your company. After that we'll see how it goes. sallyrk75 1459678. " It was only a short flight north-west from Papeete but...
Added 28 Oct 2015 | Category Lesbian
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"Oh fuck, I need to taste that," panted Helen as she stared at the goodies I'd so wantonly spread across the table for her pleasure. "Do you want to lick it a bit first or just put your tongue straight in?" I replied, desperate for her to taste my honey. "Tell me it's all mine." "It's yours and nobody else's. Have it whichever way you'd like." "What would you prefer?" "Do both. Lick...
Added 01 Jan 2016 | Category Flash Erotica
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As a pale moon enchants the autumn sky, And iridescent stars shine bright, Of you, constant images beguile my soul, Teasing my lust through the night. Your beauty haunts me constantly, Rampant desires thirsting for sate. Never were you and I more meant to be, An eternity of dreaming this fate? But what if my prurient desires you allowed to be true, And you gave me everything...
Added 20 Sep 2015 | Category Erotic Poems
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The unparalleled panorama of staggeringly beautiful scenery was nearly lost in the heat haze that shimmered off the tarmac as we made our way steadily along route US163. Fortunately Lucy was driving, allowing me to soak up the views from the car window as the landscape, completely overwhelming in both its majesty and its size, swept serenely by. Lucy and I had arrived in Las Vegas five...
Added 26 Nov 2014 | Category Lesbian
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As the sun blazed down from the middle of a cobalt blue sky and I watched the green and fertile Adelaide Plains slip slowly past the window, I knew I'd made the right decision. For the last three weeks I'd snaked my way round the coast and hinterlands of New South Wales and Victoria with nothing but a rucksack and my best friend Gemma for company. We'd started in Sydney, made our way loosely...
Added 20 Sep 2014 | Category Lesbian
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It was just another normal day in the cheese aisle when I first noticed her. Customers came and went as normal buying all manner of chilled foods. The queue at the deli ebbed and flowed as people clamoured for cheese, cold meats and fresh pizzas. It was my job to manage the staff and ensure all the shelves were fully stocked. In hindsight I didn't pay too much attention the first time, but...
Added 01 Sep 2014 | Category Lesbian
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Eyes captivated, in dawn’s allure, Your seed sown deep in my heart, Its creeping tendrils ensnare my soul, Weaving a tangled web of desire and passion, My fate decided, lust unconditionally pure. Your exquisite contours, elegantly unique, Perfectly silhouetted by morning’s watery light, Leaving me yearning your sweet caress, Like wispy clouds stroking high mountain crests, My...
Added 29 Mar 2016 | Category Erotic Poems
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Danny They say a change is as good as a rest, but I’m not sure how appropriate that is, when it comes to the gym. Until the other day, I had never missed my twice weekly sessions. Keeping fit is a way of life for me and I like to do plenty of cardio, mixing it up with a few weights. So when I had to switch to a Tuesday, owing to an emergency plumbing job, I was a bit miffed. I’m...
Added 21 Feb 2016 | Category Lesbian
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