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Topic: An interview with: KnightOfPassion
Posted: 03 Feb 2008 15:34

Thank you for the honour, Lush, it was a lot of fun!

Topic: Worst Analogies Ever Written
Posted: 26 Jan 2008 06:47

Okay, the rest of them are hilarious, but...

12."Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like 'Second Tall Man.'"

Russell Beland, Springfield
That's actually quite smart and funny, isn't it?


Well, I think it is!

Topic: Why??
Posted: 20 Jan 2008 06:37

"How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?"
"The Knights Templar."
"Oh my."

And that's how Dan Brown got the idea for his new book.

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Topic: Why??
Posted: 18 Jan 2008 01:41

Instant conspiracy theory: answer each question with either "the CIA", "the Bavarian Illuminati", or "the Knights Templar".

"How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?"
"The CIA."

Topic: Fast approaching 1000 stories...
Posted: 18 Jan 2008 01:38

Congratulations to you, Lush, and thanks to everyone here who has stopped me from being properly productive for the last year!

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Topic: Charging By The Download
Posted: 18 Jan 2008 01:36

I think all this crap won't last more than the next year or two. As our global data infrastructure improves, we're going to reach the point where information transfer will be - like phone calls now - effectively free. Of course, that won't stop people trying to make money out of it, but I think that within the next ten years we're going to achieve geek nirvana: constant connection to our online life, at speeds which exceed anything a normal person could use, for free.

Seriously, in 2018, if I'm not sitting by my pool streaming four channels of HD-video porn onto my laptop, there's going to be trouble!

And then , the revolution! ;)

Topic: I want to be James Bond :-(
Posted: 10 Jan 2008 02:05

Good God, Lush, that was uncalled for!

I don't know about Olga - she's cute, but she's no Halle...


Topic: Polish man finds wife working at a brothel
Posted: 10 Jan 2008 02:05

What makes me laugh about this is that they are getting divorced, yet he was visiting the brothel to have sex with someone else, so he obviously cheats anyway. What an idiot.

Ooh, are we skirting the inevitable "is having sex with a prostitute cheating" debate? ;)

But you're absolutely right on the second point: idiot!

Topic: Forum upgrade
Posted: 10 Jan 2008 01:57

you guys are crackers.

You wouldn't have us any other way ;)

Topic: Forum upgrade
Posted: 08 Jan 2008 02:48

I certainly did, Curious2c - although, in fairness, I get that tingling every time Lush posts ;)


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Balance Of Power

The ruddy light in the cold stone room is dim, but it is enough to make out every detail of the cowering figure. He is nude save for a studded leather collar around his neck; slender and fragile, he is on his knees, enduring the wrath of his Mistress. Standing over him in a tight, black and blood-red corset, a tiny black skirt and high leather boots, her eyes snapping and crackling...

Added 26 Jan 2008 | Category BDSM | Votes 13 | Avg Score 4.15 | Views 6,046 | 3 Comments

Jonas - Part Five

The golden autumn sun flowed across the immaculately-landscaped grounds of Cavanagh House like honey. Hannah and Jonas walked together companionably, only the steady crunch of the gravel beneath their feet and the distant sigh of the breeze stirring the trees breaking the silence. Then, as they neared a broad lake, Jonas knelt, took up a smooth stone, and sent it skimming out over the water....

Added 14 Jan 2008 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 3 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,754 | 5 Comments

Editor's Pick Personal Experience

The late-autumn light was fading quickly as Professor Lucas Wainwright slipped a thick sheaf of papers into his briefcase and snapped the locks closed. The beginning of a new academic year was always a difficult time, and he was in no mood for staying late. Satisfied that nothing remained that could not wait until the next day, Lucas tucked his spectacles into the breast pocket of his...

Added 26 Dec 2007 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 7 | Avg Score 4.57 | Views 10,123 | 4 Comments

Lake Wannacum Nights - Part One

The first thing a visitor to the quiet Minnesota town of Lake Wannacum is likely to say (other than "Where the hell is the interstate anyway we've been crawling along these dirt tracks for hours, my sat-nav said this was the cross-country route to St. Cloud, my God, have you people even seen a Starbucks?") is "Why does the church on Main Street have a carved wooden penis outside it?"   ...

Added 08 Aug 2007 | Category Incest | Votes 0 | Avg Score 0 | Views 750

My Anal Angel

When Donna lifted her veil, I thought my heart would burst. Could it really be that this woman - this angel - had agreed to be my wife? I swallowed and glanced back down the aisle. The pews were packed with our friends, family, and the other assorted acquaintances and business contacts that one is compelled to invite to the notable events in your life. The soft spring sunlight...

Added 15 Apr 2007 | Category Anal | Votes 17 | Avg Score 4.71 | Views 35,628 | 9 Comments

Jonas - Part Four

"So," Hannah said, crossing her legs, "you signed your first contract, and shot your first films." "I did," Jonas said with a wry smile. "They weren't, I'm the first to admit, my finest work, but they earned me a certain notoriety in the business." "They did," Hannah agreed with a nod. "Tabitha Shrew still tells the story of the first time she worked with you - the way she tells it,...

Added 04 Apr 2007 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 4 | Avg Score 4.25 | Views 5,050 | 1 Comment

Jonas - Part Two

It took Jonas half an hour to deal with the phone messages that had come in during the morning. By the time he returned, Hannah was sleeping peacefully. Jonas smiled and closed the door softly. "Miss Maxwell?" Hannah awoke with a start, then flushed and straightened in her chair. "Please, excuse my absence," Jonas said quietly, and Hannah got awkwardly to her feet. "I'm sorry, I was just -"...

Added 25 Mar 2007 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 4 | Avg Score 4 | Views 4,401 | 2 Comments

Jonas - Part Three

Lunch was a quiet affair. Jonas and Hannah ate in companionable silence, enjoying the excellent food the house chef had prepared for them. Hannah stole many a secret glance at her host; she was trying to conceal how aroused his story had made her, but it wasn't easy. Her mind kept drifting to thoughts of his enormous cock, and what it would feel like pressing into her tight, wet sex... She...

Added 25 Mar 2007 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 3 | Avg Score 4.33 | Views 3,515 | 2 Comments

Jonas - Part One

The leaves flamed gold and red in the low autumnal sun, and the single-track road which meandered through the deep forest was cloaked in shadow. The seasons turned, and the timeless English countryside bore the change with grace and ease. Suddenly, the silence was broken with the throaty roar of an engine, and, a heartbeat later, a car burst from the shadows. The powder-blue Audi TT took...

Added 23 Mar 2007 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 5 | Avg Score 4.6 | Views 5,316 | 3 Comments

More Than Cosmetic

The light pouring through the window was strange, Margaret thought sleepily, then realised why: surely it was too yellow, to bright to be natural? It trickled through the blinds like liquid gold and pooled lazily on the tiled floor. Who would melt so much gold, just so they could pour it into her room? Would it burn her if she tried to get out of bed? On the other hand, the thought of...

Added 17 Mar 2007 | Category Fetish | Votes 6 | Avg Score 5 | Views 8,789 | 3 Comments

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