About Kornpopper


I'm just the average guy from small town minnesota. I enjoy reading the stories many of the authors write here, reading and posting in the forum section, which is where your likely to find me. I have a bit of a sarcastic side with a weird sence of humor. Not really into the whole cyber-sex thing I find it hard to know what to say, but if you can hold a normal conversation on chat then I'm game. Your not likely to find me in the chat rooms unless they are empty, just cause I want to see who's in there. My life is more of an open book so if there is anything you want to know feel free to ask, just be respectful in your questions.

Relationship Status:
I am here, You are there!, Minnesota, United States
Cars, Hiking, Relaxing, Trap Shooting, Fixing things
Favorite Books:
We're suppose to read books? Oops! I thought the stories here counted
Favorite Movies:
Comedy's, Action, Adventure
Favorite Music:
Zac brown, Incubus, Korn, Disturbed, The Band Perry, Jason Aldean, Pink Floyd, Shinedown, Van Halen, Blue October, POD, Linkin Park, Garth Brooks, almost everything


Date Joined:
07 Apr 2011
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Topic: cell phones
Posted: 06 Oct 2011 17:13

Motorola Quantico. Why? Because with the type of work I do my phones never last very long and this seems to be a good phone for the basic stuff. (talking, texting) It's built to military specs, is rugged and durable, and is waterproof for up to 30 minutes in 3 feet of water. Yeah I'll admit it's a bit clumsy since it's a little bigger phone but all I need it to do is talk and text.

Topic: Post Anything!
Posted: 05 Oct 2011 10:45

Yeah it's one of those days! Life is giving me lemons so I think I will just freeze them and throw them back. Some people don't understand me and that's fine but this is my life. Like this song says: I don't want to be you, I don't want to be just like you! I am who I am, accept it.

Topic: How Did We Meet?
Posted: 04 Oct 2011 19:03

How could I forget. I was in the dvd isle of the adult toy store and you walked in with your dog. You looked confused on what to purchase so I introduced myself and your dog had to "greet" me too. Well after that encounter I suggested maybe your dog should pick something, and the rest is history!

Topic: World around you in two words
Posted: 04 Oct 2011 18:54

Candle Light

Topic: Post groundless lies about the person above
Posted: 04 Oct 2011 18:08

Secretly belongs to the lillipop guild

Topic: One Word
Posted: 04 Oct 2011 18:04


Topic: What song title does the person immediately above you remind you of?
Posted: 04 Oct 2011 17:51

Funky Cold Medina

Topic: If you click on this thread, you have to post
Posted: 04 Oct 2011 17:48

Crap! Clicked on the wrong thread, now I have to post here. UGH!

Topic: Alphabet Songs (A-Z)
Posted: 04 Oct 2011 17:42

Inna Godda Da Vida- Iron Butterfly

Topic: Post Anything!
Posted: 04 Oct 2011 17:26

Post anything you want within the forum rules.

I'll start: I heard this on the radio at work today and just had to find out who made it so I'll share it with you.

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I grew up in a small town north of the river, completely surrounded by cropland as far as you could see. Life was boring as hell, with nothing to do except drink at the local taverns if you were old enough. I loved it there none the less. The peacefulness and serenity that one was garnished with made one feel welcomed and alive; nothing like in the big city. Regardless of what the city life...

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30 Dec 2011 10:17

Hey Kyle, I've seen you around the forums a fair bit and you seem like a nice, fun guy, so I decided to add you. Hope to become better acquainted with you.
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