About LYFBUZ

Biography

Sometimes crazy, sometimes introspective, I adore women which has led to many adventures and a few misadventures...I question authority, mostly respectfully....I am a terrible friend who rarely posts on walls and I disappear for months at a time. You will find me most often posting smart ass remarks in forums. I'm open to emails and chat requests but prefer to carry on one conversation at a time, would rather focus on one person and I suck at multi-tasking. So if I tell you I am busy please don't be offended, I can always email you later.
If commenting on my stories please be honest, I'm learning. Comments, good or bad, will help me improve!
Guess I should mention I don't post my picture on Lush for professional reasons. I have trouble sitting still, daydream constantly and have an insatiable curiosity...I seem to be one of the few people on the planet who doesn't own a personal cell phone...I'm a bad boy with clever charm. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Name:
LYFBUZ the Incorrigible
Sex:
Male 
Sign:
Gemini
Relationship Status:
It's Complicated
Orientation:
Straight
Location:
wandering..., Ontario, Canada
Local Time:
19 Apr 2018 23:26
Interests:
the power of words and imagination, fitness, bright blue skies and rainy Sundays, drums (the heartbeat of the earth) books, music, cycling, paddling (kayaks!) and women. I genuinely adore women, their mystery and differences.
Favorite Books:
Les Miserables, Huckleberry Finn, Peter Pan, Anna Karenina, Early from the Dance, Catcher in the Rye, Under the Dome, The Boy in The Blue-Striped Pyjamas, I'll read just about anything even total crap just to see if it gets better...I have a vast book collection on a broad variety of subjects...bet I have a book that will change your life...
Favorite Authors:
Chekhov, Dickens, Robert L. Stevenson, Victor Hugo, Guy de Maupassant, Mark Twain, Carl Hiassen, Elmore Leonard, Bill Watterson (Calvin & Hobbes cartoonist...says more in 4 panels than I can write in a year), Robert Frost, Stephen King, Stieg Larsson, Basho
Favorite Movies:
Prefer European movies over Hollywood but a good American blow 'em up movie is always entertaining, James Bond (Connery but that Daniel Craig is giving him a run), Love Actually, Slumdog Millionaire, hmmm I can't think of any more...I haven't watched a whole movie in ages
Favourite TV Shows:
TV? I disconnected more than 2 years ago...I don't miss it all
Favorite Music:
classic rock, a good torch song, not a big fan of rap/hip hop but I keep an open mind, Gregorian chants, in no particular order: Waterboys, old U2, Stones, Doors, Pink Floyd, Adele, Green Day, Guns n Roses, Dire Straits, Neil Young, Hendrix, Lykke Li, John Coltrane, Mazzy Star, REM, Rush, Who, Lady Gaga (perhaps more for attitude than her music), John Lee Hooker, Matthew Good Band, treble charger, Headstones, Bedouin Soundclash, hell all kinds of stuff...

Statistics

Date Joined:
27 Dec 2012
Last Visit:
19 Apr 2018
Page Viewed:
17,791 times
Friends:
35
Followers:
15
Days in Chat:
0
Days on Site:
0
Forum Posts:
7,640
Stories:
11
Badges:
12

Favourite Stories LYFBUZ's story followers »

No favourite stories listed.

Latest Forum Posts More forum posts »

Topic: Why do men try to white knight?
Posted: 19 Apr 2018 16:53

A few observations:
I do it so I can bang your girlfriend.
In my experience a few basic manners and respect will automatically earn you white knight status whether you sought it or not.
Is there a difference between paying her rent or paying for anything else?
I have to take exception to the poem remark, surely it is worse to buy some cheesy hallmark card and use that trite nonsense in place of your own words?

<img src="/images/emoticons/L16.gif" alt="L16">





Topic: Sexual or non-sexual, what is the last thing you looked up online and where?
Posted: 19 Apr 2018 16:27

My net worth and then lotto numbers; looks like I am going to work tomorrow after all.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 19 Apr 2018 16:25

i have a new story up, for those interested. part two should be along soon. hope everyone's having a good week.

Miss Sprite, being the shy, demure angel we all know and love failed to mention her story also has an RR. Aside from the usual hallmark of quality I thought the subject matter was handled with a most adroit cleverness.

With greatest respect to Miss Elizabeth I would also like to point out the Washington Nationals were once the Montreal Expos and a Canadian powerhouse ball team that came damn close to a World Series berth.

PS the brown on my nose? That's coffee.

Topic: what are you drinking?
Posted: 19 Apr 2018 02:06

Coffee & Sprite - its kinda sweet and kickass
https://upload.lushstories.com/705896359-coffeesprite.jpg

Topic: Why I hate LYFBUZ
Posted: 16 Apr 2018 19:20

one word: spurs.

look, I'm sorry about the waterbed but you should accept part blame, it was YOUR riding crop.

Topic: FOSTA/SESTA: A Danger To Trafficking Victims, Consensual Sex Workers and Their Fans
Posted: 16 Apr 2018 18:44

https://upload.lushstories.com/1390067117-vice.jpg I have no evidence this was written in regards to politicians but I have my suspicions.

I don't see how SOSTA/FESTA will accomplish a damn thing except drive illegal activity underground where it is harder to detect and intervene. I would hope that any sane person would be horrified by sex trafficking if it is in any way non-consensual.
Criminals, be they organized crime or street corner pimps will adapt faster than the ink can dry on the new legislation. Governments have a piss poor record when it comes to trying to govern vice:
Prohibition was a complete and utter failure, war on drugs: failure; gambling: failure (so they took it over themselves)

Like most things politicians do, SOSTA/FESTA is about getting votes. The vote itself tells the story.
I'd have thought legislation with more teeth around it regarding human trafficking would have been more effective, greater scrutiny of border traffic, harsher penalties and in my opinion legalization of prostitution with suitable protections, medical care and security.

From what i've read it sounds like SOSTA/FESTA suffers from ambiguous wording that will lead to nothing but weak-kneed interventions that accomplish nothing and are bound to be abused by lawmakers looking for re-election.

But what the hell do I know. I'm Canadian.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 16 Apr 2018 16:19

Is weed legal in here? Asking for a friend

Topic: The person above you is a high school teacher. What do they teach?
Posted: 15 Apr 2018 19:12

Who cares! I am totally taking her class!!!!

Topic: Clone yourself then fuck yourself
Posted: 15 Apr 2018 19:07

Make myself my bitch? I'd have a long list of women I would want to clone first.

Topic: Today's Thought or Message
Posted: 14 Apr 2018 17:55

https://upload.lushstories.com/1375786579-MF.jpg

back to top

Recent Activity All Blogs »

Stories Published By LYFBUZ All Stories »

Tomorrows

It was just a fragment of time Much like any other Carnal longing consumed our thoughts And left us melted to inaction   I thought I saw a hint of invitation Glowing in the corner of your smile But I was so oblivious Lost in my shimmery world of you   That I forgot The moment lost Cast like fountain coins Or those down wishing wells   Buts that’s ok, It’s best that way The...

Added 11 Nov 2017 | Category Love Poems | Votes 12 | Avg Score 5 | Views 595 | 12 Comments

Recommended Read Applied Literature

Tiffany Myles. Pop Star. Her fame based more on clever marketing of her saccharine image than on her actual talent. I had been assigned to write her autobiography. She was twenty-three. I had contemplated telling my publisher to jam it but after my latest Vegas adventure, I needed the money. Twenty-three. For fuck’s sake. At thirty-four I had minimal tolerance for pop tarts or their...

Added 01 Oct 2017 | Category Anal | Votes 29 | Avg Score 4.89 | Views 6,815 | 22 Comments

The Exquisite Consequence of Desire

Your smile always shatters me A million shards of longing The unbearable desolation Of your absence soon forgotten   Vanished to your incandescent kiss Oh! How you fill this emptiness Your beauty is dark sorcery Let loose chaotic ecstasy   The devil’s smoulder in your eyes Unspoken invitation Your touch ignites exquisite ache Silk whispers, captivation   Tonight you are...

Added 02 Apr 2017 | Category Love Poems | Votes 33 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 1,032 | 31 Comments

Recommended Read Katy And The Canadian

My name is Katy. I’m from a small New England town where my family has lived for centuries. My father is the town banker, my mother the volunteer who drives everyone crazy with her strident manner. Describing my family as starchy would be putting it mildly and my childhood was quite strict. My parents were very controlling although I love them both dearly. I like to think I’m kind of...

Added 02 Nov 2015 | Category Lesbian | Votes 37 | Avg Score 4.97 | Views 14,433 | 26 Comments

I Help You Out of Your Dress

I stepped into the room; you stood there in a short, black silk dress that fit you like a suggestion, accentuating every captivating curve. I stood for a moment and simply watched you, admiring your stunning beauty. The thin straps of your dress had already fallen from your delicate shoulders, leaving them bare… You smiled, that perfect smile that never fails to set my heartbeat faster....

Added 01 Mar 2015 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 15 | Avg Score 5 | Views 5,106 | 16 Comments

Glass

I’m a pretty quiet guy. Somewhat stealthy you might say. I tend to enter a room soundlessly. Subconsciously I suspect I’m secretly hoping to catch someone up to mischief. Consciously, I know damn well…I’m really hoping for a glimpse of naked flesh. Don’t look at me like that. I know you have the same little secret, don’t you? Last week we were supposed to get hit with a major snowstorm here...

Added 22 Feb 2015 | Category Toys | Votes 13 | Avg Score 5 | Views 7,019 | 10 Comments

The Empty Shape of You

In you I always lost myself but I never knew A heart could turn to blackened dust and I’d be losing you The feather touch of memories that swirl around my head And there’s an empty shape of you lying in my bed Where once our hearts were synchronized Our promises were atomized A love that turned to empty words When once your voice was all I heard Our fingers...

Added 05 Sep 2016 | Category Love Poems | Votes 22 | Avg Score 5 | Views 924 | 19 Comments

Pink Lipstick

Pink Lipstick I twist your hair around my wrist And slowly push you to your knees Firelight dancing in your eyes We both know what you need My thumb traces your pink lipstick You tremble but don’t speak You want to hide your hunger But you’re betrayed, by nipples peaked Straining forward anxiously Rough ropes about your wrists I raise an eyebrow slowly There’s something you...

Added 12 Nov 2016 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 22 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,019 | 17 Comments

The Girl Who Stopped the Hourglass

I first saw you walking away Left me staring in your wake Didn’t even know your name And you were off to FLA Cascade of hair that hid your face Where you stood just empty space Scent that lingered, captivation Or was it my imagination? Easter weekend then I knew This fool, I should have followed you Instead of words, I hesitate Sometimes tomorrow is too late ...

Added 11 Feb 2015 | Category Love Poems | Votes 20 | Avg Score 4.83 | Views 1,690 | 19 Comments

Lost Chord

Lost Chord Chord Listen to the notes Played by the rain Our love, sweet music In each other’s arms we lay Her silken curves remind Of the rhythmic melody Our escalating touch plays out Heart pounding symphonies Movement, grace, serenity A moonlight sonata Feeding song in to my soul Endless passionata She is my orchestra Soundscapes of sensation ...

Added 17 Feb 2013 | Category Love Poems | Votes 18 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 1,980 | 12 Comments

Image Gallery

10 Images

Video Gallery

20 Videos

Friends Comments

3 days ago

4 days ago

4 days ago

12 days ago
18 days ago

18 days ago
21 days ago

29 days ago

Jen
09 Mar 2018 12:28

27 Feb 2018 04:51

22 Feb 2018 13:23

16 Feb 2018 04:47
lilwhipp

Happy Valentine's Day
14 Feb 2018 06:19

sprite


Join us - i promise we won't hurt you.
10 Feb 2018 06:14

sexygeek

Yes, I know. 4-0 Rangers sucks!
02 Feb 2018 02:24
honeydipped


OBVIOUSLY made me think of you hope all is well!
31 Jan 2018 14:13

25 Jan 2018 01:51

sexygeek

LOL!
24 Jan 2018 16:52

Jen
14 Jan 2018 01:57

12 Jan 2018 17:27
back to top
 


Attach a note to this member, which only you can see.

Tell us why

Please tell us why you think this profile page is inappropriate.

Reason