Sometimes crazy, sometimes introspective, I adore women which has led to many adventures and a few misadventures...I question authority, mostly respectfully....I am a terrible friend who rarely posts on walls and I disappear for months at a time. You will find me most often posting smart ass remarks in forums. I'm open to emails and chat requests but prefer to carry on one conversation at a time, would rather focus on one person and I suck at multi-tasking. So if I tell you I am busy please don't be offended, I can always email you later.
If commenting on my stories please be honest, I'm learning. Comments, good or bad, will help me improve!
Guess I should mention I don't post my picture on Lush for professional reasons. I have trouble sitting still, daydream constantly and have an insatiable curiosity...I seem to be one of the few people on the planet who doesn't own a personal cell phone...I'm a bad boy with clever charm. Don't say I didn't warn you.

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the power of words and imagination, fitness, bright blue skies and rainy Sundays, drums (the heartbeat of the earth) books, music, cycling, paddling (kayaks!) and women. I genuinely adore women, their mystery and differences.
Favorite Books:
Les Miserables, Huckleberry Finn, Peter Pan, Anna Karenina, Early from the Dance, Catcher in the Rye, Under the Dome, The Boy in The Blue-Striped Pyjamas, I'll read just about anything even total crap just to see if it gets better...I have a vast book collection on a broad variety of subjects...bet I have a book that will change your life...
Favorite Authors:
Chekhov, Dickens, Robert L. Stevenson, Victor Hugo, Guy de Maupassant, Mark Twain, Carl Hiassen, Elmore Leonard, Bill Watterson (Calvin & Hobbes cartoonist...says more in 4 panels than I can write in a year), Robert Frost, Stephen King, Stieg Larsson, Basho
Favorite Movies:
Prefer European movies over Hollywood but a good American blow 'em up movie is always entertaining, James Bond (Connery but that Daniel Craig is giving him a run), Love Actually, Slumdog Millionaire, hmmm I can't think of any more...I haven't watched a whole movie in ages
Favourite TV Shows:
TV? I disconnected more than 2 years ago...I don't miss it all
Favorite Music:
classic rock, a good torch song, not a big fan of rap/hip hop but I keep an open mind, Gregorian chants, in no particular order: Waterboys, old U2, Stones, Doors, Pink Floyd, Adele, Green Day, Guns n Roses, Dire Straits, Neil Young, Hendrix, Lykke Li, John Coltrane, Mazzy Star, REM, Rush, Who, Lady Gaga (perhaps more for attitude than her music), John Lee Hooker, Matthew Good Band, treble charger, Headstones, Bedouin Soundclash, hell all kinds of stuff...


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Topic: Powering up!
Posted: 25 Jun 2017 17:21

Hmmmmm...4D implies an additional layer to the Lush experience that would involve the introduction of physical interactions. For example, an author might add commands to their stories that activate your OhMiBod at critical points in the story.

Or in my case, Sprite will have at me with a cattle-prod.

Topic: Australia's "Underpants Gnomes" Gun Ban
Posted: 24 Jun 2017 19:18

Gun stats various cited sources

One might also argue that the buying of a gun IS choosing to be a victim. Given the number of unintentional shootings and suicides associated with guns acquiring one certainly increases the possibility. Admittedly there s no stat on how many times waving a gun around prevented a crime with no injuries or violence. Personally I just use my hockey stick.

The quoted source is not exactly my cup of tea but the cited references look pretty solid.

Injuries and Deaths from Guns
Every time a gun injures or kills in self-defense, one is used:
11 times for a completed or attempted suicide
7 times in a criminal assault or homicide
4 times in an unintentional shooting death or injury
Source: Journal of Trauma, injury, Infection and Critical Care (1998)

Yeah I know, we can all find stats to support our own arguments but I found this rather eye-opening. Simply put the US has a gun problem. Maybe its more accurately a criminals with guns problem and an untrained, unsafe, unregulated doofus with a gun problem; but sorry, you do have a problem.

Canada has a fairly high incidence of gun ownership but our per capita gun homicide rate is one-fifth that of the US. The key difference is legislation: e.g. handguns are highly regulated and a completed safety course is a requirement of purchase although I believe some US states have very similar laws in place.

Topic: Australia's "Underpants Gnomes" Gun Ban
Posted: 22 Jun 2017 22:12

usually in my end... <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/drunken_smilie.gif" alt="drunken">

I think I'm finally getting the thrust of this thread...


Topic: What's for dinner tonight?
Posted: 22 Jun 2017 19:02

cheeseburgers loaded with tomato, caramelized red onions, garlic dill pickles, mustard, tangy dill relish, sweet chili sauce and hot peppers

Topic: Australia's "Underpants Gnomes" Gun Ban
Posted: 22 Jun 2017 18:01

Guns...it's always about someone's dick in the end

Topic: Your Favorite 'Unknown' Ballad
Posted: 22 Jun 2017 17:46


Not a love ballad but I always loved this song

Belfast Child - Simple Minds

Topic: What makes you feel sexual
Posted: 22 Jun 2017 17:42

Did I mention I can sing the theme from "Tangled"

Topic: Random Thoughts
Posted: 22 Jun 2017 17:29


Topic: What are you listening to right now?
Posted: 22 Jun 2017 17:19

the whisper of honey's dress falling to the floor

Topic: Australia's "Underpants Gnomes" Gun Ban
Posted: 22 Jun 2017 17:18

I live in Seattle. get your facts straight. for starters, it's not in Oregon.

Its a refreshing change to see an actual fact in a thread about guns.

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